[RWBY] RWBY Shorts

[TheFabulousCustodes]

I've had some unfortunate run ins with crazy RT fans who think I am the devil for writing what I write

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I haven't seen that here, most people on QQ are fairly chill.

legendary Edna Mode

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Coco's grandmother, who visits Beacon.......

Edna - "A cape, darling? No, no, no...."

Ruby - "But, I like my ca..."

Edna - "NO CAPES!"

 

[cavalal386]

Idea:

- Dandadan but in RWBY.
Jaune has encountered multiple supernatural things, and has come in contact with Turbo Granny and looses his sizable nuts and big banana.
A Glynda made younger (cause she's a telekinetic) is kidnapped by Aliens and Jaune possessed by Turbo Granny travels through the scroll call to help her out.
After that things get crazy.

Spoiler: Powers Jaune got from Turbo Granny.

• Enhanced Speed: Can run up to a 100 km/hr (62.14 miles/hr), as well as the reflexes to match, and can turn on a dime even while keeping same speed (if he's not carrying anything).
• Super Strength: Strong enough to run 100km/hr and crush steel and concrete with his hands, feet and headbutts.
• Superhuman Durability: can get smasshed into concrete craters without aura and not only survive, but not even get any broken bones.
• Peak human agility: can do flips, runn up walls, and dodge all while going at full speed.
• Freaky possessed limb rotation and flexibility: can bend in ways not even expert circus contortionists can and spin his legs like helicopterblades to slow his fall.
• Phone/Scroll Transportation: can transport himself via Scroll connections and crawl out of a Scroll screen like he's Sadako Yamamura.

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... I'm sorry, what? Japan mangas have gotten into some weird shit since I last read any.

 

[ArsMagna1337]

I have an idea. A cousin of Ruby and Yang, from their father's side, arrives at Beacon... Everyone immediately tries to stop her from burning the school, even Cinder... Because she is Salem's exlover a few years back and didn't took it really well to the point she burned down the magnificent starry trees in the Land of Darkness.

That cousin's name is Burnice. Oh, and she also has her niece, Klee Arc, arriving with her.

Burnice and Klee, dancing around a very traumatized Ruby as she curls up and rocks herself back and forth: Ring around the rosie, with a pocketful of fusie. Ashes to ashes, they all burn down~!

 

[SharkCultist]

I have a idea. A mean one.

The original Penny, the one Pyrrha diced up, wakes up as a barely functioning pile of scrap about to be melted down with the rest of the beacon salvage.

Luckily she still has her string swords so she manages to cobble together something. Sure her body looks like a horror show and she has to constantly keep it from falling to pieces but she just needs it to last until she gets to her father.

Except he replaced her. There's another Penny, this one not broken, updated even.

She's been replaced.
She's alone.
She's Mad.

And she's about to make it everyone's problem.

 

[AndrewJTalon]

Some new ideas:

-Blake realizes she knows very little about real politics... So she gets roped into Jaune, Ruby and Yang's tabletop game night to start learning the basics.

-Yang decides she needs to rediscover her nerdier side, so she goes with Jaune and Ruby to a comic convention. In full cosplay. Fun hijinks ensue, especially when the rest of JNPR and RWBY crash it!

-Penny is introduced to giant robot anime by Ruby. God help us all.

-More adventures of Jock Two-Tone, Beacon's Building Engineer!

-Give me more ideas for Doctor Knowall!

-Give me more ideas for the Arc Clan!

-Give me more ideas for Jaune's SI BS! Because my well may have run dry.

 

[SharkCultist]

Penny is introduced to giant robot anime by Ruby. God help us all.

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Ok I know it's not a anime. But someone show Penny "The big guy and Rusty"

Penny starts bugging her dad for a big brother.

 

[Ovid]

I have a idea. A mean one.

The original Penny, the one Pyrrha diced up, wakes up as a barely functioning pile of scrap about to be melted down with the rest of the beacon salvage.

Luckily she still has her string swords so she manages to cobble together something. Sure her body looks like a horror show and she has to constantly keep it from falling to pieces but she just needs it to last until she gets to her father.

Except he replaced her. There's another Penny, this one not broken, updated even.

She's been replaced.
She's alone.
She's Mad.

And she's about to make it everyone's problem.

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...and then Ruby realizes she gets TWO Pennys, and one of them needs help with some custom bodywork.

Penny-One's rampage of fury gets cut short by the power of Ruby's friendship, and an automotive body shop.
Penny-Two is just delighted that she gets a sister. Ooh, they can even talk about body customizations that dad wouldn't let them get!

(TLDR: reject angst, embrace the Ruby-empowered fluff)

 

[SharkCultist]

...and then Ruby realizes she gets TWO Pennys, and one of them needs help with some custom bodywork.

Penny-One's rampage of fury gets cut short by the power of Ruby's friendship, and an automotive body shop.
Penny-Two is just delighted that she gets a sister. Ooh, they can even talk about body customizations that dad wouldn't let them get!

(TLDR: reject angst, embrace the Ruby-empowered fluff)

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This begins Ruby and her Penny Harem

 

[cavalal386]

...and then Ruby realizes she gets TWO Pennys, and one of them needs help with some custom bodywork.

Penny-One's rampage of fury gets cut short by the power of Ruby's friendship, and an automotive body shop.
Penny-Two is just delighted that she gets a sister. Ooh, they can even talk about body customizations that dad wouldn't let them get!

(TLDR: reject angst, embrace the Ruby-empowered fluff)

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This begins Ruby and her Penny Harem

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you say that, like it wasn't the plan from the start.

 

[Sir Borks-a-Lot]

-Penny is introduced to giant robot anime by Ruby. God help us all.

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She needs to see TTGL. Go big or go home.

 

[LordofBones]

Some new ideas:

-Blake realizes she knows very little about real politics... So she gets roped into Jaune, Ruby and Yang's tabletop game night to start learning the basics.

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Ruby: *turning Blake's character sheet sideways* "This is really...uh...something..."
Blake: "I worked all night on it!"
Jaune: "Why is this labelled Part 1? Where's the rest of it?"
Blake: "Oh, about ten pages in."
Yang: "But where's your actual stat sheet?"

-Yang decides she needs to rediscover her nerdier side, so she goes with Jaune and Ruby to a comic convention. In full cosplay. Fun hijinks ensue, especially when the rest of JNPR and RWBY crash it!

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Yang decides to go as Red Sonja. Hilarity ensues.

 

[NightDranzer]

Yang decides to go as Red Sonja. Hilarity ensues.

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Pyrrha: *with a raised brow and narrowed eyes as she too was dressed as Red Sonja* I do believe we are going to have a problem here.

 

[Abramus5250]

Pyrrha: *with a raised brow and narrowed eyes as she too was dressed as Red Sonja* I do believe we are going to have a problem here.

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Yang: I am her long lost sister Blonde Sonja!

 

[Bommel]

Pyrrha: *with a raised brow and narrowed eyes as she too was dressed as Red Sonja* I do believe we are going to have a problem here.

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Why would Yang not go for someone who's also blond and still lets her show of her figure, like Emma Frost, Black Canary, Power Girl, Spider-Gwen, Magik. or a genderswaped blond male hero, like Thor?

Some examples of how each character looks like.

Spoiler: Emma Frost

Spoiler: Black Canary

Spoiler: Power Girl

Spoiler: Spider-Gwen

Spoiler: Magik

Spoiler: Female Thor.

 

[Sir Borks-a-Lot]

All this talk about cosplay made me imagine Ren doing a Chun-Li crossdressing cosplay.

 

[NightDranzer]

Cross-posted from SB

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Dammit. The Vortigen Plot Bunny Just. Won't. Leave.

It's basically this: RWBY canon goes as normal, but at the end; the conclusion is a downer ending and the Brothers decide to nuke everyone.......except for the fact that at that exact moment, before obliteration, Jaune awakens the Magic within him that he obtained from his exposure to the Ever After. Fittingly, Jaune's first accidental Magic is a Time Stop spell, followed by a Massive Time Back spell; back to a time of myths; to an Age far before even Ozma's and Salem's.

And he did NOT go back alone. Turns out, Time is Light, and one who has completely mastered the Silver Eyes has become Immune to Time Magic. Summer Rose was at that final battle when the Brothers appeared.

.....something, something, something, something; Jaune Arc becomes Vortigen and was worshipped as Saviour King......something, something, something God of Light becomes jealous and sends his zealots to destroy the Utopia Jaune had created........something, something, something Jaune proceeds to give the Brothers the mother of all curbstomps........something, something, something Summer Rose was capable of snapping Jaune back from his Rage before his Semblance (Aura Amp --> Soul Infinity) and Principle (Willpower --> Unbound Soul) consumed his humanity and made him nothing more than a Vessel of Pure Power and Will (akin to a force of nature).

.....something, something Jaune then realizes that HE was the one who caused the Brothers to fear Humanity to the point of making them outright antagonistic towards them and realizes that the future would unfold the same unless he DID something. Jaune then has an idea and decides to ask Summer if she could sever his [Soul] from his [Body] with her Magic and then seal the [Body] at the core of Ever Green (it is not called Remnant yet). Summer thinks she can but is hesitant and asks as to WHY would Jaune just want to kill himself. Jaune then reveals that he is pretty sure his [Soul] has grown to the point it could suvive being outside of his own [Body] for a LONG time, longer than even Summer could live; long enough to nudge the pieces during different times to the point he could subtly but surely change the future outcome.

Meanwhile, his [Body], sealed within the core of the world, will also slowly generate and release all of the [Aura], [Lore] and [Magic] that Jaune left with it and bathe Ever Green (or Remnant, as it will be known in the future) with it; so that once the Brothers inevitably nuke Humanity and leave while taking their [Magic] with them, Jaune's [Magic] will slowly bleed in to Humanity 2.0; so that the Brothers no longer have any [Authority] over them.

It's basically a plan that pretty much imitates and recreates how the Great Tree is the source of all [Magic] in the Ever After, Vortigen's [Body] will become the Great Core that becomes the source of all [Magic] in Ever Green/Remnant. Vortigen's [Lingering Will] eventually dies, and decades later; Jaune Arc is born, the soul looping back to it's original initial state, but the powers and memories sealed until this Jaune was ready to regain them.

......Yeah, this kind of plot bunny could also serve as a perfect plot setup for a reboot.


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EDIT: Jojo Stone Ocean's Op: Heaven's Falling Down V2 actually illustrates perfectly the scene in my mind (specifically, 0:55 to 1:35), and the possible translation of the song only drives the point deeper to me:


Heaven's falling down
And the sky will soon follow
Devoid of all hope
A New God Is Born

Destiny is mine
And Fate is now on my hands
So now it all unfolds
With a Grand Collide
It all will begin
Over and over again

 

[SharkCultist]

Oh. Crossover idea! RWBY and Air Gear!

Ruby finds out about the wonderful world of storm riders and instantly falls in love.

It's got high speeds, customizable equipment, and cool accessories!

Naturally she drags her team into the slightly illegal sport/hobby.

And they find out there's apparently a Rider King at Beacon!

So Ruby and Co go to challenge the Storm Rider known as Ikarus.

Aaaaaand It's Jaune.

Been riding since he was a little tot. Turns out the high mobility fighting of a storm rider really doesn't help when trying to learn to fight with regular mobility. So in combat class he's trash.

But with his Air Treks? Before the girls know it they're beaten and falling to the ground.

So now all of RWBY wanna rematch with Jaune and are also very annoyed seeing him getting tossed around combat class and are trying to figure out a way to get him to be able to use his usual combat style without incriminating them all for their illegal hobby.

 

[ArsMagna1337]

-Give me more ideas for the Arc Clan!

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Klee Arc is banned in Mistral. No one knows why, because every time that her name is uttered, any person within earshot on Mistral runs like a Grimm on their tails.

Bernice White-Arc and Burnice Xiao Long like to annoy people by acting like twins when in fact, they are not.

Nicholas Arc may or may not have created the nondescript winter holiday when he went out drinking many nondescript winter holidays ago and gave away the excess old toys from the Arc Family's vault.

Oh. Crossover idea! RWBY and Air Gear!

Ruby finds out about the wonderful world of storm riders and instantly falls in love.

It's got high speeds, customizable equipment, and cool accessories!

Naturally she drags her team into the slightly illegal sport/hobby.

And they find out there's apparently a Rider King at Beacon!

So Ruby and Co go to challenge the Storm Rider known as Ikarus.

Aaaaaand It's Jaune.

Been riding since he was a little tot. Turns out the high mobility fighting of a storm rider really doesn't help when trying to learn to fight with regular mobility. So in combat class he's trash.

But with his Air Treks? Before the girls know it they're beaten and falling to the ground.

So now all of RWBY wanna rematch with Jaune and are also very annoyed seeing him getting tossed around combat class and are trying to figure out a way to get him to be able to use his usual combat style without incriminating them all for their illegal hobby.

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During the Fall of Beacon, Jaune decides to fuck it and embrace his Air Trek hobby, unknowingly turning off gravity all over Remnant briefly as he fought the Grimm Dragon in the skies.

 

[SharkCultist]

Weird idea but also kinda funny the Arc family is huge. Huger than huge. And that's because it's technically two families.

The Arc family - full of blue eyed blonde himbos and harem protagonist (of both genders)

The arc family - everyone adopted by a Arc legally and otherwise. From a hammer swinging orphan to a possibly magical giraffe named Jeffrey. You aren't blood but you're family.

 

[Grrrrrrr]

Give me more ideas for the Arc Clan!

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Mandy Arc. A tyrant who ruled her nation with an ironfist. Unopposed for years. Only her fellow arcs were able to make leeway against her forces.

 

[AndrewJTalon]

Happy Thanksgiving everyone! What would each character be thankful for?



Jaune: "My friends and family!"



Pyrrha: "Jaune and my other friends!"



Yang: "Yeah, stuff like that... And Bumblebee!"



Blake: "Eh?"



Yang: "My motorcycle. What did you think I meant?"



Blake: "Nothing. I am... Thankful for my friends and justice."



Ren: "I am grateful for generous friends and my family."



Nora: *gasp* "YES!"



Ren: "What?"



Nora: "To really be family we need to get married! SO I SAY YES!" She pounces on Ren and kisses him



Yang: "Wow. Go Nora!"



Weiss: "I WAS grateful for friends and this meal... But this is making me reconsider things."



Ruby: "WEISSS!"



Weiss: *grumbles* "Fine. I am grateful for everything."



Ruby: "That's the right attitude! I am thankful for friends, family, guns, and Zwei!" Hugs him



Zwei: "Woof."



Weiss: *blush* "I guess I'm thankful for one more thing..."



Jaune: "And here's the turkey!"



Yang: "Wait, it's fried?"



Jaune: "Arc family tradition!"



Weiss: *eats some* "... This is utterly decadent and overblown with flavor. Like the basest of carnival food."



Jaune: "More?"



Weiss: "Please!"



Yang: "This turkey is so good I... I can't even make a pun! The bird has flown the coop!"



Pyrhha: "It's melting in my mouth~..."



Ruby: "Mmm! Delicious!"



Blake: "... Forgive me tuna. I may eat birds more for a time."



Ren manages to disconnect his mouth from Nora long enough to eat. As does Nora



Ren: "... It's incredible Jaune."



Nora: "Mmmmmm~!"



Yang: "So what's the recipe, Stud?"



Jaune: "Old family recipe. Total secret."



Yang: "So... We'd need to be family to get it, huh~?"



Jaune: "Uh, well, um-"



Pyrrha: "I-I'm sure she's just joking, Jaune!"



Yang: "And what if I wasn't, P-Money?"



Ruby: "HEY! He's my best friend!"



Weiss: "He's crushing on me!"



Blake: "He was."



Pyrrha: "You too?!"



Jaune: "Can't we just argue over politics or religion?!"



Ruby: "NEVER!"



Elsewhere, in Radian...



Nick: "Sweetie! I got a premonition of our son... Being fought over by hot girls!"



Isabel: "... Any grandkids?"



Nick: "Not yet!"



Isabel: "Then don't bother me until there are! I'm almost done with the turkey!"

 

[Sinestro corpsman]

Nick: "Sweetie! I got a premonition of our son... Being fought over by hot girls!"



Isabel: "... Any grandkids?"



Nick: "Not yet!"

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I am guessing Nick did this before with Adrian.

 

[TheFabulousCustodes]

No jokes from Yang about stuffing?

I'm just disappointed....

Happy Turkey Day Everyone!

 

[AndrewJTalon]

No jokes from Yang about stuffing?

I'm just disappointed....

Happy Turkey Day Everyone!

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She was too overwhelmed by stuffing her face with Jaune's meat.

 

[MetalHead]

Silly idea for today.

Nick Arc's semblance is "being awesome".

His still living, and very spry, grandfather has a semblance that radiate awesomeness (naturally he's the very first thing to absorb it, so he's extremely awesome as well). Salem hates the guy almost as much as Ozma and Silver-Eyed warriors, because he lifts spirits just being in general vicinity and destroys Goliaths by punching them.
Only recently learning that he has a long-lost grandson and great-grandson, he ventures to search for them. In a fluke of fate he finds Jaune first.
How would Jaune, teams JNPR and RWBY and Beacon in general deal with his great-grandfather... Saxton Hale?

 

[ThunderBasilisk]

So many pun opportunities lost for another year.

 

[AndrewJTalon]

So many pun opportunities lost for another year.

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We were all stuffed.

 

[TheFabulousCustodes]

So many pun opportunities lost for another year.

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We've still got all those log, and wood related puns coming up for Christmas!

 

[mgl1206]

We've still got all those log, and wood related puns coming up for Christmas!

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Don't you mean stuffing these stockings?

 

[MasterChief]

Jaune: "Can't we just argue over politics or religion?!"

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This might be the funniest line in the entire snippet purely for the irony surrounding it.

She was too overwhelmed by stuffing her face with Jaune's meat.

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We were all stuffed.

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We've still got all those log, and wood related puns coming up for Christmas!

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Don't you mean stuffing these stockings?

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Sterling Archer: Phrasing!