Councilman Arc: Pyrrha's Plan
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Pyrrha calls her mother.
Athena: "Pyrrha! You finally called me back! Oh my wonderful daughter, you're finally opening up to me and-"
Pyrrha: "Mother! Listen very carefully. I need your help and I don't want to deal with any of your usual nonsense!"
Athena: "Nonsense?! Like what?!"
Pyrrha: "No dramatic pauses, no histrionics, no nothing!"
Athena: "But you must admit I am a Master of the DRAMATIC..."
Silence.
Athena: "... PAUSE!"
Pyrrha: "MOTHER."
Athena: "All right all right... What does my darling daughter need?"
Pyrrha: "... How do I seduce a man I love?"
Athena: "..." begins to cry "MY DAUGHTER IS FINALLY GROWING UP AND COMING TO ME FOR ADVICE ON BOYSSSS! UWAAAAHHHHH!"
Pyrrha: "MOTHER!"
Athena: "Ahem, sorry... What do you want to know?"
Meanwhile, at Jaune's office...
Yang: "Here, drink this. It's an old family remedy."
Jaune: gulps it down "Mmm... Tea with lemon?"
Ruby: beams "Yeah! Always helps with a sore throat!"
Weiss: "I trust you won't yell at your fellow Councilmembers anymore in the future, Jaune?"
Jaune: "I wasn't yelling! I was expressing my feelings very loudly."
Blake: smirks a bit
Nora: "So, if I hit the politicians, could I claim I was just using 'aggressive massage techniques?'"
Jaune: "Not unless you get elected to office, Nora."
Nora: "Phooey! Renny, you're my campaign manager! My slogan: 'A pancake in every hop, and a waffle in every house!'"
Ren: deadpan "I'll get right on it."
Pyrrha enters... On high heels... In a sexy secretary outfit. She shoots a smoky smile at Jaune as she slinks right up to him, around the desk, "accidentally" bumping Weiss, Ruby, and Yang out of the way.
Weiss: "Hey!"
Yang: "What?!"
Ruby: "What was that for?"
Pyrrha: "Oh, I'm so sorry~. Jaune, you need more support in your day to day. I'm here to provide it~. In any position you might want~."
Jaune: staring "I uh... Um..."
Weiss: "Ah... While you're quite adept at schoolwork and combat, Pyrrha, I believe Jaune needs more support from someone who knows big business-"
Blake: "And politics."
Yang: "He needs the voice of the common man! Down to earth kind of ladies!"
Ruby: "Yeah!"
Pyrrha: her smile becomes quite scary "I believe that's up to Jaune to decide. He is our client... Our councilman... Our leader. Anything he says, goes. Especially for me~..."
Jaune: "Ummmm... Look. We're all in this together, and if you want to help, I will assign fair workloads to everyone. Thank you Pyrrha, I really appreciate everything you've done for me." smiles at her
Pyrrha: bright red, stutters, her seductive air vanishes immediately "R-Really?!"
Jaune: "Absolutely. Let's talk in private, huh?"
Pyrrha: grins... Is smug at the other fuming girls as Jaune leads her to a side room. He shuts the door.
Jaune: "Pyrrha..."
Pyrrha: "Yes Jaune~?"
Jaune: "... You feeling okay? You're acting really weird."
Pyrrha: "I-I'm fine! I swear I'm totally fine-" She trips 'accidentally' and falls into his arms "Oh! Oh my, how clumsy of me~!"
Jaune: "Yeah..." He holds a hand up to her forehead "Geez, you're hot!"
Pyrrha: bright red, giggles "I am~?"
Jaune: "There's only one thing to do!"
Pyrrha: "Yes?!"
Smashcut... To Pyrrha in an ambulance. Jaune is smiling and holding her hand.
Jaune: "You'll be just fine, Pyr! I know you will! I'll visit you soon!"
Pyrrha: "..." sighs "Yes... I know you will, Jaune..."
Blake: "Hm. There are times his density comes in handy."
Jaune: "What?"
Blake: "Oh, nothing~."
Athena: "Pyrrha! You finally called me back! Oh my wonderful daughter, you're finally opening up to me and-"
Pyrrha: "Mother! Listen very carefully. I need your help and I don't want to deal with any of your usual nonsense!"
Athena: "Nonsense?! Like what?!"
Pyrrha: "No dramatic pauses, no histrionics, no nothing!"
Athena: "But you must admit I am a Master of the DRAMATIC..."
Silence.
Athena: "... PAUSE!"
Pyrrha: "MOTHER."
Athena: "All right all right... What does my darling daughter need?"
Pyrrha: "... How do I seduce a man I love?"
Athena: "..." begins to cry "MY DAUGHTER IS FINALLY GROWING UP AND COMING TO ME FOR ADVICE ON BOYSSSS! UWAAAAHHHHH!"
Pyrrha: "MOTHER!"
Athena: "Ahem, sorry... What do you want to know?"
Meanwhile, at Jaune's office...
Yang: "Here, drink this. It's an old family remedy."
Jaune: gulps it down "Mmm... Tea with lemon?"
Ruby: beams "Yeah! Always helps with a sore throat!"
Weiss: "I trust you won't yell at your fellow Councilmembers anymore in the future, Jaune?"
Jaune: "I wasn't yelling! I was expressing my feelings very loudly."
Blake: smirks a bit
Nora: "So, if I hit the politicians, could I claim I was just using 'aggressive massage techniques?'"
Jaune: "Not unless you get elected to office, Nora."
Nora: "Phooey! Renny, you're my campaign manager! My slogan: 'A pancake in every hop, and a waffle in every house!'"
Ren: deadpan "I'll get right on it."
Pyrrha enters... On high heels... In a sexy secretary outfit. She shoots a smoky smile at Jaune as she slinks right up to him, around the desk, "accidentally" bumping Weiss, Ruby, and Yang out of the way.
Weiss: "Hey!"
Yang: "What?!"
Ruby: "What was that for?"
Pyrrha: "Oh, I'm so sorry~. Jaune, you need more support in your day to day. I'm here to provide it~. In any position you might want~."
Jaune: staring "I uh... Um..."
Weiss: "Ah... While you're quite adept at schoolwork and combat, Pyrrha, I believe Jaune needs more support from someone who knows big business-"
Blake: "And politics."
Yang: "He needs the voice of the common man! Down to earth kind of ladies!"
Ruby: "Yeah!"
Pyrrha: her smile becomes quite scary "I believe that's up to Jaune to decide. He is our client... Our councilman... Our leader. Anything he says, goes. Especially for me~..."
Jaune: "Ummmm... Look. We're all in this together, and if you want to help, I will assign fair workloads to everyone. Thank you Pyrrha, I really appreciate everything you've done for me." smiles at her
Pyrrha: bright red, stutters, her seductive air vanishes immediately "R-Really?!"
Jaune: "Absolutely. Let's talk in private, huh?"
Pyrrha: grins... Is smug at the other fuming girls as Jaune leads her to a side room. He shuts the door.
Jaune: "Pyrrha..."
Pyrrha: "Yes Jaune~?"
Jaune: "... You feeling okay? You're acting really weird."
Pyrrha: "I-I'm fine! I swear I'm totally fine-" She trips 'accidentally' and falls into his arms "Oh! Oh my, how clumsy of me~!"
Jaune: "Yeah..." He holds a hand up to her forehead "Geez, you're hot!"
Pyrrha: bright red, giggles "I am~?"
Jaune: "There's only one thing to do!"
Pyrrha: "Yes?!"
Smashcut... To Pyrrha in an ambulance. Jaune is smiling and holding her hand.
Jaune: "You'll be just fine, Pyr! I know you will! I'll visit you soon!"
Pyrrha: "..." sighs "Yes... I know you will, Jaune..."
Blake: "Hm. There are times his density comes in handy."
Jaune: "What?"
Blake: "Oh, nothing~."