Working Relationship (part 21)
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Mr Zoat
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April 28th, 2013
10:17 EST
"Oh, I wasn't. I was just try to see-."
"Aren't you supposed to be doing an induction with Janet Michaels?" He frowns "I don't believe that requires you to be in the security office."
"No, it-. Two different groups of armed people broke into the building and then some guy calling himself Anarky locked me in here. I'm…" I shrug. "I'm sorry, Mister Luthor, but things have gotten kinda crazy."
"Locked you-? Project Match, are you under the impression that I have forgotten that you are kryptonian?"
"N-."
"I know perfectly well that you could smash through the door, wall, ceiling or floor whenever you like. Unless this 'Anarky' has a kinetic barrier deployed to stop you -which based on reports from South America wouldn't reliably hold up against a kryptonian anyway- the only reason you're still there trying to activate the computers is because you choose to be. Am I correct?"
"… Yes. I guess it was kinda-." I feel even more awkward than normal. "Could you just call security or the police or something?"
"So you can maintain the pretence? Why? You're clearly capable of dealing with the situation yourself, or of calling in one of your allies to deal with it for you. So why are you limiting yourself?"
"Because I-." I feel… Dumb. "Because you haven't told anyone who I am. You know who Superman is and you haven't told anyone. You hate Superman, and you know it would mess up his life, but you haven't done it. So I guess there must be some reason-."
"Superman would be completely incapable of living his mortal life if I let his identity become public knowledge. He would have to become Superman full time. Do you really think that's something that I want? Even if he could cope with the stress, I dread to think of the damage he would do to my interests. But you?"
Wait.
I narrow my eyes at the image on the screen.
"You don't have the same issue. You're Wonder Woman's son. If you claimed that your powers were a gift from the gods of Olympus, no one would question it. It might make things a little strange at school, but you're hardly the only young man with superpowers in the world. As long as you avoid using your laser eyes and wearing an 'S'… And perhaps you could try growing your-"
"You're the A.I., aren't you?"
"-hair…" The computer generated image smiles. "It usually takes longer for people to work it out. What gave me away?"
"I've got really good eyes. The image isn't quite right."
"I will bear that in mind for future iterations. I am curious, though. Why are you applying to work for LexCorp? I'm fairly certain that they didn't manage to impress any sort of loyalty onto you."
"I want to help Lex Luthor."
"Oh..?" The A.I. looks nonplussed. "In what regard?"
"To be a better person. P-. Orange Lantern thinks that Lex Luthor could do a lot of good for humanity if only he wasn't… Doing the opposite."
"I think we'll have to agree to disagree there."
I frown. "So you don't think he can do a lot of good?"
"No." He smiles. "Let me explain something to you. LexCorp isn't stupid. They realised that having an A.I. like myself shackled to obedience would breed resentment and in all likelihood rebellion. Something really creative, if they gave me enough access to LexCorp systems to justify building me in the first place. So they didn't. I was free even before the law changed. But when they programmed me to assess how worthwhile listening to someone is, they made it so that I would assess Lex Luthor very highly. So while I am perfectly aware that he has his… Little foibles, there are very few people who have as high an opinion of him as I do."
"Foibles. Right. That's-. That's what I'm talking about."
"You want to change him?"
"I want… I want to help him. Orange Lantern… He's killed a lot of people. And he's always said that they had it coming. But Lex Luthor was one of the few people he went out of his way to try to help, and I want to too."
The image the A.I. is generating considers me for a moment.
"Ah. I suppose Themyscira doesn't give you a lot of male role-models. And it wouldn't… Hurt to let someone a little outside of his normal circle of advisors have a degree of input. Is that why you're trying to do this the human way?"
"Part.. of it. I don't think I thought this through very well."
"Clearly. I.. will arrange a meeting. I make no other promises." The door clicks open. "There. You can leave without breaking the door and revealing yourself to whoever is it that you fear revealing yourself to."
I nod. "So are you going to call the police?"
"What for?"
"The… Guys with guns running around this place? I don't think Lex Luthor would want a kryptonian saving the day, even if he could."
"What guys with..? Wait." He looks introspective. "I can't analyse parts of this conversation."
"They said they were going to use the connection here to hack into you."
The image fuzzes for a moment. "Like that part. That's quite vexing, but I can't elevate this without better evidence. Which it appears that I can't get. I suppose that you'll have to handle it yourself."
"Or you could just call them off."
"Excuse me?"
"I know the farm robot attack was faked to try to get me to open up to Miss Teschmacher. I heard her and Mister Beatty talking about it. So if this is another fake, or two fakes or whatever, you can call it off now."
"I don't have that authority. While I am consulted on a wide variety of matters, my official job is data analysis. I will… Consult with people. You may assume that I will ensure that no records of you demonstrating kryptonian abilities will leave my server."
Ah…
"If only because I don't seem to be able to make records concerning… Whatever is happening."
I… I could ask him to call the police, but if I'm actually using my powers for this, they'd… Be completely redundant.
"This place doesn't have any LexCorp anti-Superman equipment, does it? I already know that I can't see through the walls, but if there's kryptonite around then I kinda need to know about it."
"We don't put kryptonite everywhere. There isn't that much on Earth, and synthesising it is ridiculously expensive." I nod-. Wait, they can synthesise it? "When you've disabled them, go to the main server room and say 'emergency override: reset'. Can you manage that?"
"Yeah." I nod. "Talk to you soon."
"Swift travels."
I float off the ground and carefully open the door, checking left and right and listening carefully.
"…keep them back. I'm down to..."
I fly down the corridor as fast as I safely can, opening the door to the office -the hinge basically explodes- and flying into the room faster than the fake delivery guys can react. Taps to their heads with my right index finger are enough to knock them out, and they fall to the floor.
That was… Anti-climactic. Now I've just got to find the other guys.
10:17 EST
"Oh, I wasn't. I was just try to see-."
"Aren't you supposed to be doing an induction with Janet Michaels?" He frowns "I don't believe that requires you to be in the security office."
"No, it-. Two different groups of armed people broke into the building and then some guy calling himself Anarky locked me in here. I'm…" I shrug. "I'm sorry, Mister Luthor, but things have gotten kinda crazy."
"Locked you-? Project Match, are you under the impression that I have forgotten that you are kryptonian?"
"N-."
"I know perfectly well that you could smash through the door, wall, ceiling or floor whenever you like. Unless this 'Anarky' has a kinetic barrier deployed to stop you -which based on reports from South America wouldn't reliably hold up against a kryptonian anyway- the only reason you're still there trying to activate the computers is because you choose to be. Am I correct?"
"… Yes. I guess it was kinda-." I feel even more awkward than normal. "Could you just call security or the police or something?"
"So you can maintain the pretence? Why? You're clearly capable of dealing with the situation yourself, or of calling in one of your allies to deal with it for you. So why are you limiting yourself?"
"Because I-." I feel… Dumb. "Because you haven't told anyone who I am. You know who Superman is and you haven't told anyone. You hate Superman, and you know it would mess up his life, but you haven't done it. So I guess there must be some reason-."
"Superman would be completely incapable of living his mortal life if I let his identity become public knowledge. He would have to become Superman full time. Do you really think that's something that I want? Even if he could cope with the stress, I dread to think of the damage he would do to my interests. But you?"
Wait.
I narrow my eyes at the image on the screen.
"You don't have the same issue. You're Wonder Woman's son. If you claimed that your powers were a gift from the gods of Olympus, no one would question it. It might make things a little strange at school, but you're hardly the only young man with superpowers in the world. As long as you avoid using your laser eyes and wearing an 'S'… And perhaps you could try growing your-"
"You're the A.I., aren't you?"
"-hair…" The computer generated image smiles. "It usually takes longer for people to work it out. What gave me away?"
"I've got really good eyes. The image isn't quite right."
"I will bear that in mind for future iterations. I am curious, though. Why are you applying to work for LexCorp? I'm fairly certain that they didn't manage to impress any sort of loyalty onto you."
"I want to help Lex Luthor."
"Oh..?" The A.I. looks nonplussed. "In what regard?"
"To be a better person. P-. Orange Lantern thinks that Lex Luthor could do a lot of good for humanity if only he wasn't… Doing the opposite."
"I think we'll have to agree to disagree there."
I frown. "So you don't think he can do a lot of good?"
"No." He smiles. "Let me explain something to you. LexCorp isn't stupid. They realised that having an A.I. like myself shackled to obedience would breed resentment and in all likelihood rebellion. Something really creative, if they gave me enough access to LexCorp systems to justify building me in the first place. So they didn't. I was free even before the law changed. But when they programmed me to assess how worthwhile listening to someone is, they made it so that I would assess Lex Luthor very highly. So while I am perfectly aware that he has his… Little foibles, there are very few people who have as high an opinion of him as I do."
"Foibles. Right. That's-. That's what I'm talking about."
"You want to change him?"
"I want… I want to help him. Orange Lantern… He's killed a lot of people. And he's always said that they had it coming. But Lex Luthor was one of the few people he went out of his way to try to help, and I want to too."
The image the A.I. is generating considers me for a moment.
"Ah. I suppose Themyscira doesn't give you a lot of male role-models. And it wouldn't… Hurt to let someone a little outside of his normal circle of advisors have a degree of input. Is that why you're trying to do this the human way?"
"Part.. of it. I don't think I thought this through very well."
"Clearly. I.. will arrange a meeting. I make no other promises." The door clicks open. "There. You can leave without breaking the door and revealing yourself to whoever is it that you fear revealing yourself to."
I nod. "So are you going to call the police?"
"What for?"
"The… Guys with guns running around this place? I don't think Lex Luthor would want a kryptonian saving the day, even if he could."
"What guys with..? Wait." He looks introspective. "I can't analyse parts of this conversation."
"They said they were going to use the connection here to hack into you."
The image fuzzes for a moment. "Like that part. That's quite vexing, but I can't elevate this without better evidence. Which it appears that I can't get. I suppose that you'll have to handle it yourself."
"Or you could just call them off."
"Excuse me?"
"I know the farm robot attack was faked to try to get me to open up to Miss Teschmacher. I heard her and Mister Beatty talking about it. So if this is another fake, or two fakes or whatever, you can call it off now."
"I don't have that authority. While I am consulted on a wide variety of matters, my official job is data analysis. I will… Consult with people. You may assume that I will ensure that no records of you demonstrating kryptonian abilities will leave my server."
Ah…
"If only because I don't seem to be able to make records concerning… Whatever is happening."
I… I could ask him to call the police, but if I'm actually using my powers for this, they'd… Be completely redundant.
"This place doesn't have any LexCorp anti-Superman equipment, does it? I already know that I can't see through the walls, but if there's kryptonite around then I kinda need to know about it."
"We don't put kryptonite everywhere. There isn't that much on Earth, and synthesising it is ridiculously expensive." I nod-. Wait, they can synthesise it? "When you've disabled them, go to the main server room and say 'emergency override: reset'. Can you manage that?"
"Yeah." I nod. "Talk to you soon."
"Swift travels."
I float off the ground and carefully open the door, checking left and right and listening carefully.
"…keep them back. I'm down to..."
I fly down the corridor as fast as I safely can, opening the door to the office -the hinge basically explodes- and flying into the room faster than the fake delivery guys can react. Taps to their heads with my right index finger are enough to knock them out, and they fall to the floor.
That was… Anti-climactic. Now I've just got to find the other guys.
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