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And here I thought Dark Supergirl was the one wanting to be Hoover Girl.
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Had a bit of an accident with some kryptonite. Nothing to worry about, but-."
There's a blast of air and she's gone.
"But you-."
She reappears, a crate of glowing rocks in each hand!
She sees my expression and shakes her head.
"Don't worry! Kryptonite doesn't work on kryptonians from parallel universe! I'll go and throw this into the sun right away!"
Another blast of air and she's gone.
Took him a second. He did already wonder where Kara was keeping the coins, and if she 'secret compartmented' them.
That's what I was hoping for!Ohh, God, I can see this being used in some superhero porn parody.
Did you know that Ironheart was a porn film before it was a superhero comic?Ohh, God, I can see this being used in some superhero porn parody.
Thank you, corrected.
No.Well, that was handy and quick.
So did New Kara just get all the kryptonite on the planet, since I think it would be well within her capabilities?
Since Paul used gold kryptonite, Kara only had magic coins protecting her, and they don't protect clothing like her powers do. When Noriel used her flames, she was fine, but her clothes weren't.
All of her clothes burned off. She's been naked for like half of this scene.NGL, I almost laugh/cried.
Also when did YJ!Kara lose her underwear?
Yesterday, when the SI and Noriel attacked her.NGL, I almost laugh/cried.
Also when did YJ!Kara lose her underwear?
Yes.Mr Zoat, just to confirm, Kara stuck the coins inside of her "secret compartment" and Dana sucked them out?
What are the odds New Kara will have a little crush on Paul, making it 3 out of 5 Supergirls who are attracted to him?
Congratulations Mr Zoat!"Don't worry! Kryptonite doesn't work on kryptonians from parallel universe! I'll go and throw this into the sun right away!"
Would have been better to keep the Kryptonite around for study and potentially use against evil/rouge Kryptonians.
That might be something that's unique to New Kara. In the comics, pre-Crisis Kara's powers were different from post-Crisis Linda's powers and even post-Crisis Superman's powers.Congratulations Mr Zoat!
You have finally reached the point where you contradict your own canon!
I don't quite know what you're referring to, but I'd like to point out that she could just be wrong.Congratulations Mr Zoat!
You have finally reached the point where you contradict your own canon!
Congratulations Mr Zoat!
You have finally reached the point where you contradict your own canon!
Time to reverse-engineer or synthesize some white kryptonite! Probably by reversing the polarity or something.To use it to turn them good.
It could probably do that, or it may make them worse.
For example it may turn Zod into a bloodthirsty maniac that wants to kill everything, and while he's usually portrayed as evil, he may have something of a honor code and thinks that what he's doing is for the benefit of Kryptonians, and the black kryptonite may get rid of that and he goes full psycho.
"Paul?" New Kara descends into the underground level, looking around as she tries to spot me. "Something happened with-. What happened to you? Why is Other Kara tied up like that?"
"Sometimes adults-."
I gag Old Kara.
"Had a bit of an accident with some kryptonite. Nothing to worry about, but-."
There's a blast of air and she's gone.
"But you-."
She reappears, a crate of glowing rocks in each hand!
She sees my expression and shakes her head.
"Don't worry! Kryptonite doesn't work on kryptonians from parallel universe! I'll go and throw this into the sun right away!"
Oh, god, yes, please, do. Seriously, some of the crazy shit the Dial can produce... I'd ask what drugs the creators were on, but it was the Sixties. Every version since has only upped the wackiness of the characters...13th September 2012
09:50 GMT -5
"That's The Sensational Sucker to you!"
How.. to describe.. what we're looking at?
A Henry Vacuum, for reference's sake. And one of the least odd possible configurations. Honestly sounds like the Hetty variant. Amusingly, the spell-check wanted to make that 'Hotty'Imagine a vacuum cleaner. Not an old bag-based vacuum cleaner or a modern Dyson. No, imagine a Henry; the red and black ones with the smiley face on it. Imagine that it was lilac and grey rather than red and black. Now imagine that rather having a hose coming out of the nose it instead has two hoses, each coming out of one of the shoulders. The hoses appear to be able to move on their own recognisance but don't appear to have a significant amount of strength behind them.
...I am amazed neither you nor Kara are laughing yet...Now add a skirt, because this is a child-friendly technological abomination.
Thank you H-Dial.
If I remember correctly, the user does have an instinctive knowledge of how to use their new powers, though...Kara is clearly as puzzled as I am, but at least this new stimulus has her attention.
"Does it come with instructions?"
..It can take a moment."Ah… No, actually."
Dana rolls back on her wheels a metre, then stops. Then she trundles forward at the same low speed.
"Okay, I think I've got it."
We'll see. After all, Dana's newfound powers may well have conceptual capabilities.I use the opportunity to quash the fires Noriel generated when she ignited the packaging material. Kara doesn't appear to feel threatened, and since I've got the kryptonite she should start recovering. The more she's delayed, the better.
"We do need this place cleaned up a little. I mean, you definitely can't hurt me with those things."
If nothing else, it'll get all the wrecked gubbins Truggs was hoarding into one place."Okay, let me-."
WWWWWRRRRHHHHHHH!
The vacuum hoses spring to life, writhing around and drawing all of the loose material in the room towards them.
Yeah, the dial does always seem to pick something useful for the current situation, even if it's not immediately obvious how.Oh gods I can already see where this is going. The Dial must have some sort of twisted artificial intelligence.
Kara looks around as the hot debris is drawn into the hoses. I'd guess it's all ending up in the Sensational Sucker's storage vessel, but I suppose that it might equally just be being annihilated.
Now, will the eyes prove bigger than the stomach... Er, motor."Yes, good. Can you suck bigger objects too?"
"Let's find out, bitch."
Has that ever happened before? I'm not familiar with the older series, just the 'meh'-tier New 52 version.The Sensational Sucker raises her suckers and points them at Kara. The only result I can see is that Kara's hair is now blowing towards the nozzles, and she raises her left arm to keep it out of her face.
"Yes. Terrifying. I was wondering how hard it would be to rip my way out of your dust compartment, but it looks like you can't even manage that much. Hey, Paul, what happens if someone using the Hero Dial is killed while they're transformed?"
An evil Kryptonian is bad enough, thanks."Not going to try a HORROR transformation?"
"Not for our first time."
So, guesses on what would happen folks? Would Dana die outright, or would the 'borrowed' form die and revert to Dana... Who would probably be turned into pulp a moment later, because Kryptonian."There is no record of anyone being killed while using the Hero Dial."
"Then it looks like Dana gets to contribute to the cause of science. Don't worry: I'll make sure you're fully credited."
Wait until she gets a sensitive spot, see how much you like it then. Though apparently that's a fetish for some people... I offer no judgements.Dana thrusts her hoses at Kara as she drifts closer, forcing her to wrap her hair around her left hand with an eye roll. Much like normal vacuums, when the end of the nozzle makes contact with skin it forms a seal, causing the skin to bow outwards slightly.
"Hey, that ticklehey!"
Oh, my.[/takei] Given Mr Zoat's word on the matter, that cannot have been entirely pleasant.Kara starts to lunge, then falls to the ground as the coins are sucked out of her.
"OOgh!"
Because she's still de-powered by the Gold Kryptonite burst OL gave her... Not so tough now, are you?I immediately wrap her in construct chains and haul her out of the way-
"Ugh. Hah!"
Uh, OL? Pants? Because she's still...
First, you get a detox. The hangover, you get to enjoy for yourself.Underwear and a straitjacket.
Kara pulls against them for a moment, then relaxes. "What now, lover boy?"
Then he looks for a Kryptonite colour that turns you good again. After getting the Black Kryptonite gone. No point risking Kal-el, Conner or Mitchell getting a dose."That depends on whether you overdosed on black kryptonite or not. If not -and that's what I'm hoping- then you'll turn back into a moderately traumatised Kara Zor-El. I will describe your behaviour in detail after I have destroyed all of the black kryptonite on Earth."
"And if I have overdosed?"
...Dana, what are you planning?"Then we'll have to try something radical." I scan her, getting a picture of her brain and monitoring it to see how the patterns of activation deviate from her baselines. "Well done, Dana."
"Ah…"
Right. Mutant vacuum cleaner versus a Lantern Illustres. That'll be a quick fight."Yes, what-?"
A now enlarged suction hose is pointing at my face.
Seriously? This can't wait? Also, what damn law could he possibly have broken?"Dana."
"Yeah, see, now I feel bad about this? But I work for the Legion of Super-Heroes, and… You're… Kind of accused of breaking the law."
I mean, the state might not even exist by the Thirtieth Century."Do you have a lawful warrant for this state?"
"Not in… This century?"
Quibbling, Dana. But please, do keep digging the hole deeper."You said Earth was part of the Thanagarian Empire. Are you a law enforcement officer in the Thanagarian Empire?"
"No, but the human species is part of the United Planets. It's covered by the fact that our historical origins-."
Heh. Thanagarians don't really hold with Vigilantes, do they? And I can see them classifying the Legion as a private militia or something like that..."Do the Thanagarians agree with that interpretation?"
"No, but they don't-."
Yoink! Now, will you be giving those back to her when she goes back to the future, or keeping them for further study?Behind her, Noriel presses the 'deactivate' button on the Hero Dial. Another puff of smoke and Dana reappears in her human form, a neat pile of debris-
I grab the coins from the top of the pile with a construct claw and affix them to my undersuit.
Well, I suppose he can drop the charges later. I doubt any DA would try and take it to court...-made from all of the material she sucked up materialising next to her.
"Thank you, Noriel. Dana Dearden, you are under arrest for police impersonation, specifics to-"
And which state you're even in, given that I don't think you mentioned it yet?"He-y!"
"-be determined once I find out how that works in this state."
If nothing else, this might drag the others out of hiding for a long-awaited chat."I wasn't impersonating a police officer!"
"You falsely claimed to have the authority to arrest me and I need something to put on the form when I send you to jail. It will most likely not go to trial, but I really want to put this whole Legion mess to bed."
...Wait, go back. Did something happen to Truggs? That's kind of important, because he's the whole reason you came here, remember?"Paul?" New Kara descends into the underground level, looking around as she tries to spot me. "Something happened with-. What happened to you? Why is Other Kara tied up like that?"
"Sometimes adults-."
Just have her stay well clear or wear a radiation shield. She'll be...I gag Old Kara.
"Had a bit of an accident with some kryptonite. Nothing to worry about, but-."
...Mother-scooter! Please don't affect her... Please don't affect her...There's a blast of air and she's gone.
"But you-."
She reappears, a crate of glowing rocks in each hand!
...Well, shiiit. Either it won't affect her, but you loose the samples of kryptonite... Or it does affect her all at once, and you end up with a supercharged, evil, randomly-mutated Silver Age Kryptonian running loose... God only knows what other colours were in there.She sees my expression and shakes her head.
"Don't worry! Kryptonite doesn't work on kryptonians from parallel universe! I'll go and throw this into the sun right away!"
Another blast of air and she's gone.
White Kryptonite kills plants...Time to reverse-engineer or synthesize some white kryptonite! Probably by reversing the polarity or something.
Wait until she gets a sensitive spot, see how much you like it then. Though apparently that's a fetish for some people... I offer no judgements.
Then he looks for a Kryptonite colour that turns you good again. After getting the Black Kryptonite gone. No point risking Kal-el, Conner or Mitchell getting a dose
Right. Mutant vacuum cleaner versus a Lantern Illustres. That'll be a quick fight.
Wait, go back. Did something happen to Truggs? That's kind of important, because he's the whole reason you came here, remember?
Ah, yes, that most ancient and powerful of magiks."Thank you, Noriel. Dana Dearden, you are under arrest for police impersonation,
To use it to turn them good.
It could probably do that, or it may make them worse.
For example it may turn Zod into a bloodthirsty maniac that wants to kill everything, and while he's usually portrayed as evil, he may have something of a honor code and thinks that what he's doing is for the benefit of Kryptonians, and the black kryptonite may get rid of that and he goes full psycho.
No, I mean it seems like New Kara grabbed a couple crates of random kryptonite to throw into the sun rather than it specifically being Black Kryptonite.