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Her.Atalanta is kneeling, leaking dull grey fluid from he wounds as Akhlys strokes her head
Every second they're in the ring is a second where they aren't protecting Paul, which is important in combat, especially when he's unable to use his ring to defend himself.
The 'agh' is the SI getting hit with the thoughts and memories. It wasn't as much of a problem because the construct wasn't thinking about much other than doing what it was told, and the SI wasn't thinking about something else.Shouldn't this last chapter have given him hydra memories, or is the 'Agh!' the memory? Just doesn't seem consistent with this chapter.
Thank you, corrected.
Reminded me of the webcomic Least I Could Do, where the main character mentioned that he once had sex with a Disney princess.That depends on her placement on the human-furry spectrum...
Hey, some people still would. Even if she bites. Especially if she bites, in some loonies' cases.
He's not sure if he only believed that because he wasn't ready for the Anti-Life, or if was true. Barda's keeping an eye on him, having gone through the same thing herself.Random question how is Canis Minor doing now that he knows Darkseid isn't training him like he thought?
It's good to know that Barda is at least safe. Hopefully she can help Canis through this difficult time so that he will truly be with Earth and against Apokolips the next time Apokoliptian forces invade.He's not sure if he only believed that because he wasn't ready for the Anti-Life, or if was true. Barda's keeping an eye on him, having gone through the same thing herself.
Recoil is a motherfucker, especially in high-caliber rounds.That wrist is gonna be hurting, if nor broken...
It's good to know that Barda is at least safe. Hopefully she can help Canis through this difficult time so that he will truly be with Earth and against Apokolips the next time Apokoliptian forces invade.
I think he may have replaced it at some point, given his reaction to the recoil (or Mr Zoat is overestimating how much recoil .22lr gives through a gun that size).If it's OL's standard revolver, it's just a Smith & Wesson Model 63 in .22 LR. Not exactly 'high-caliber' but it gets some work in anyway.
Are you trying to use her boosted truth forcing ability to focus your greed enlightenment into creating a bit of ring charge? Which then let's you open your subspace pocket and pull out your lantern?"Yes. And-." Wait, I'm not actually dead. And her truth-related abilities have been boosted. "Could you lasso me for a moment?"
Missing punctuation?
'but there'Another head gone back to the ring. Perhaps if time allows I should try and hunt down stronger things to assimilate? Not.. intelligent things, but here have to be some demons or feral monsters than no one will miss.
'Though…'?So, plan is, get Zagreus on a hydra head and then get back to running. Thought… As the god of hunting he's probably faster than me so maybe I should get on the head?
'Io made,'?Diana is wearing an upgraded version of the armour Ted Kord and Io, the most notable improvement being the extended coverage granted by the helmet.
True, misery can encourage industry to escape it, but sinking into it is bad for the soul. And then you seek any sort of escape. Drugs, legal or not. Self-harm. Suicidal tendencies... Humans are just not built to deal with deep sorrow. Which is why others can help to pull you out of it...30th March 2013
01:39 GMT +2?
"A little misery is a good motivator, but mortals aren't meant-" I back up, trying to keep out of her lunge-range. Or rather, to give me enough space to dodge, because Hephaestaean went all-out with that body and her lunge-range is probably about the horizon. "-to experience it all of the time."
"Mine are."
Honestly, the whole 'soaked in death-magic, disabling the Ring' aspect really does feel like a spiteful 'added difficulty for high-level players' sort of debuff. Still, a clever player can work around that limitation...Prep one dose-. Can't do that, ring's not working.
"Is that your aim? Share it with everyone?"
Variety is the spice of life, and that applies to people as much as experiences."Then we can all be alike. All together."
"Why would we want to all be alike?"
She did until she got Anti-Life-pilled... Makes it sound like some super-skeezy depression medication... Except it makes it worse, not better.She shakes her head. "It's not about wanting. It's about the comprehension of the underlying nature of existence. I want to bring people the same enlightenment that I experienced."
"What are you talking about? You hated your own suffering."
Good, don't specify an exact time-frame, Loopholes for the win.She smiles in a strangely… Unfocused sort of way. "I did. Until I no longer suffered, and could only look upon the suffering of others."
"Tell you what. If you break your link to the Anti-Life, give yourself a… While to recover, and still want it, I'll agree to join you. How about that?"
I suppose keeping his really expensive ammunition outside of his subspace inventory added up after a while."Oh… Paul." She smiles in a slightly more… Well, slightly less unnatural way. "There is no going back."
I tried. I feel along my harness. Do I have any..? No, I stopped bothering with revolver-compatible mageslayer rounds a couple of my-equipment-has-been-completely-destroyed-agains ago. Her Anti-Life infection doesn't matter. She could kill me by pulling me apart.
Because no-one wants to suffer. Those that think they do simply can't see any alternative on their own..."Construct lanterns, get her and tell the others to get her!"
"Another fight. They always fight."
And who knows who else she's been mind-whammying while she's been here? There could be dozens, hundreds of mighty warriors between you and the gates...No way to hurt her, no way to deprive her of resources, and… Ah. Limited ability to evacuate. The Gate of Dawn should be that way, on the other side of the Elysian Fields, and that would take me to Olympus proper.
I back up a little more, but she's walking towards me faster now.
Oh, where you going with this angle, OL?If I can get there.
"Does the name 'Darkseid' mean anything to you?"
Honestly, she does have a point. He uses it, analyses it... But rarely has He ever experienced it from within. But that would mean giving up control, and no tyrant as He is would do that."A dilettante. He uses the Anti-Life but he doesn't understand it. He tries to puzzle it out from outside." She shakes her head sadly. "That doesn't work. You need to feel it to understand-."
A hydra head dives onto her, completely enveloping her with its mouth and shaking her around. I don't wait, I take a bearing and run, holstering my gun and tearing a smoke grenade off my harness as I go. Toss that, don't-. Don't have a magic disruptor of any kind but my tattoos might prevent her from sensing me.
Hoo-boy. Hephestean's upgrades are just a little too good, huh? She can go full Terminator on you. Relentless and inexhaustible..."It"
Didn't make it that far before she got out and I'm not getting any sensory feedback from my construct lanterns. I need to get out of line of sight from her last location before I even think of doing anything else. I-.
As long as you can resist the mental contamination that might be induced when absorbing their memories.Prey that fights back don't want to attack but must.
Another head gone back to the ring. Perhaps if time allows I should try and hunt down stronger things to assimilate? Not.. intelligent things, but here have to be some demons or feral monsters than no one will miss.
Uh-oh! I don't think he's got enough muscle for this fight.
Dang NPC allies, aggroing enemies you'd rather avoid. Just when OL had managed to ditch it. And sadly, his survival is a required win condition...
At least take a second to recall your lost Construct Lanterns, OL. It can't take that long, right?Turn around and start running again, gun out, and-. Ugh, don't shout, because if she caught Zagreus then there's a good chance that Bellerophon is still mobile. I could try hamstringing him, but I assume that a Greek hero who fought with sword and spear is probably better in melee than me.
So, plan is, get Zagreus on a hydra head and then get back to running. Thought… As the god of hunting he's probably faster than me so maybe I should get on the head?
The problem with seeing someone you like in a good place, only to come crashing down. You want to help them, even if it hurts you."No, you're not. I am sorry for what you have become-."
"Why? I'm so much more at one with my-"
Hardly a flinch this time. Adrenaline is a wonderful thing, isn't it?
She sounds disappointed, despite wanting them to come to her...Hit to the chest does nothing, hit to the face… Doesn't do anything either. That's the Anti-Life at work, instinct suppressed in favour of more fatalism.
"I told you that I only offer suffering, and yet you came running back to me."
Sounds like Zagreus won that boss fight, but not without taking a few hits. Boss rushes are such a pain that way.Zagreus is on his feet, but he's lost his bow and is down to a short sword. I don't know exactly how powerful he is, but I'd bet on Akhlys. No sign of Bellerophon, though Zagreus's clothes have a few feathers on them.
"Suffering for a cause isn't the same as suffering for its own sake. Zagreus, ideas?"
If he isn't running, there's got to be a good reason for it."This is the closest I've been to her. Usually I'd have fled already."
"And you haven't because..?"
Yeah, that'll do it. And she's producing an anti-healing effect? Even nastier."Broke my ankle. If I was further away from her it would have healed, but her connection to Erebos prevents it."
Akhlys starts walking towards him. I shoot her-
Yeah, this is going to suck, especially since OL is not a melee-specced build...BANG!
-in the back of the head, but she doesn't react. Okay, stronger than me, probably not all that skilled. Holster the gun, take out another knife and-.
Diana! After all, who else would get that sort of reaction thanks to an unfocused aura?A golden mass slams into Akhlys and sends her tumbling across the countryside before righting herself. The golden figure-.
Truth
"The first time we met I really was staring at your muscles."
So something a bit closer to fully-sealed power armour, then. Or her iconic 'eagle armour' designs.Well. I was.
Diana is wearing an upgraded version of the armour Ted Kord and Io, the most notable improvement being the extended coverage granted by the helmet. She's still carrying the lasso, but it's augmented by a shield and sword.
Just a little bit overdue, yes. People are getting worried."Orange Lantern. What brings you here?"
"The Earth is liberated, and you rather delayed your return."
Interesting plan. Not sure how it'll help, unless you want to try and force your Rings to recognise that you're still alive..."You see why."
"Yes. And-." Wait, I'm not actually dead. And her truth-related abilities have been boosted. "Could you lasso me for a moment?"
Ah, here come the Boss Adds. Looks like a new phase has begun."I can. Do you have a solut..."
She trails off as warriors of ancient Greece approach us from all directions.
This makes me think of something, I think boss smiley is winning. If his primary goal is to keep earth just going, not building anything that could break the world then just luring apocalypse after apocalypse at it while knowing that the good guys will barely be able to win does seem like a way to level the ground.
Look at the image I stole from the wiki, that's him in an official comic, I can almost imagine the plan being that heroes can only focus on the next crisis in front of them, the next big evil. So just pour them at Paul to keep him preoccupied, sure tens of millions will die, hundreds of millions but he cannot focus on uplifting when he is just running from issue to issue.
Pretty sure he's teting to look harmless.Are you trying to use her boosted truth forcing ability to focus your greed enlightenment into creating a bit of ring charge? Which then let's you open your subspace pocket and pull out your lantern?
Thank you, corrected.Missing punctuation?
'but there'
'that no one'
'Though…'?
'Io made,'?
The CIA don't like it when I reveal things they've told me.Hunting down strong things to assimilate? Is it secretly my birthday?
"Yes. And-." Wait, I'm not actually dead. And her truth-related abilities have been boosted. "Could you lasso me for a moment?"
"I can. Do you have a solut..."
I think he used the Sword of the Fallen, and then maybe hunted them down afterwards, or maybe he forgot and they're still around somewhere.i can't remember, when Grayven assimilated Vandal Savage and R'as al'Ghul, and their age made them too much information to process, how did Gravy dispose of them? was it as simple as releasing, was there a concerted effort to 'delete' them?
i always get excited when OL requests the lasso to deliver a truth-bomb
Are you trying to use her boosted truth forcing ability to focus your greed enlightenment into creating a bit of ring charge? Which then let's you open your subspace pocket and pull out your lantern?
Alternatively the lasso will help break the metaphysical weirdness that declares him dead.
In this case, it'd likely be the truth of the Anti-Life: It's nothing but a lie. The Anti-Life Equation is mathematically correct, but that doesn't make it true. If it was, free will wouldn't exist in the first place.
"I know you're playing me, but you're right.""You will be an excellent advisor when you come to terms with the Anti-Life. Come, let us depart."
And yes, some of them did die deaths full of suck. Jason, crushed by the corpse of his rotting ship. Bellerephon, cast down and left broken after trying to reach Olympus. Theseus, fell off a cliff, old and alone. And many, many more, often borne of their own hubris. No wonder they're so affected by the Anti-Life...30th March 2013
01:42 GMT +2?
"Work in progress."
"So many of our heroes died ignoble deaths. Gnawing at them, rotting them all from inside even as they ate the fruits those to killed them granted them as a pity-prize."
...It'd really be that simple, you think?Diana tosses the lasso loop at me, and I grasp it in my left hand.
"Now ask me if I'm alive."
Well, guess we're gonna see in a second.
It might well have. Maybe that's why the Rings were glitching. Your vital signs were below the minimum for a living being, but not completely gone.And suddenly I breathe-. It's like it's a little easier, though I don't know because my rings just fixed my minor injuries or if the death magic was suppressing my vitality.
Ring.
Okay, time to kick some...
...kick your Lantern out of subspace and recharge ASAP!
Ooh, haven't seen that consciously triggered in a while.That's what I get for spamming construct lanterns and assimilation. But I couldn't have known that Diana would respond so fast.
Okay. Accelerate.
Yeah, Hades might want words with you for messing with the census like that. Can you imagine the paperwork?Take a small healing potion out of my harness and send it towards Zagreus. I don't know how fast it would heal a god, but it won't do harm and it might let him move. Next, call all construct lanterns not currently fighting something here but don't tell them to feed because I don't want to turn the greatest heroes of the Greek mythical era into constructs. As for removing Akhys' Anti-Life connection… Truth doesn't help because the Anti-Life is true, and even if it wasn't true for the rest of us it's definitely true for her.
Universal resets are never a plan. Not unless the whole place is going bye-bye anyway. And you aren't there yet.
Hephestean would probably have words with you if you assimilated her. Mostly words between his hammer and your head. Probably consisting of 'thump' and 'ow'.Assimilate her. I'd rather not, and I don't think I have the power, and I don't want the Ophidian -or the entire Orange Lantern Corps- exposed to the Anti-Life.
Find the healing ray and shoot her with it.
What she needs is a purge and reboot of her cybernetics, get the Anti-Life out of it...Healing ray located.
Better than nothing, and doesn't risk erasing the universe. Start moving.
Yes, probably a good idea, your hair might be smoking after that long at hyperspeed..The original plan of opening the get to the Dream-. I remember Dream's fight with… I don't remember his name, some demon who had one of his tools. 'I am hope' beat the 'I am Anti-Life', but that was a contest in Hell and we need to be a bit more literal.
Normal speed.
Hmm... Healing energy into a death-related god. Fascinating to watch the results. Pity he doesn't have time.
And if a tall, pale bloke show up asking what's going on, give him a quick rundown and ask forgiveness in advance?"Yes."
"Find Alan, get him to Sandman, have them enter the Dream and head for the gate to Erebos. Stay on that side of the gate."
And given many of them are reputedly super-humanly strong or amazingly good archers, that's still not a guarantee of safety.An uncomfortable number of those dead and empty-eyed heroes have bows-.
Armour.
Heh. Interesting that they think forming any kind of phalanx will help against two lone warriors. On the other hand, if they can encircle them...I'm not all that much safer, but power armour provides such a wonderful illusion. I raise my right arm, kinetic barrier triggering as the first archer get his head in the game enough to loose at me. A couple of the melee-armed heroes charge us, while the rest form up into a circular shield wall.
"And the dream of hope will be sufficient?"
Don't make him give you the Dreams speech from that 'Superman' story.Truth
"It's my best guess."
Akhys looks at me curiously. "Dreams are not so powerful. They are fragile, ephemeral things."
Now that would be an interesting exchange program.First hero, look for wounds. Puncture to the back of the leg. Achilles, probably, though I suppose there could be hundreds of Greek heroes known to their contemporaries but lost to history who had wounds like that. I use a construct to knock his arm aside as he slashes at me, then slam my right palm into his face in a armour-boosted shove. His face feels.. harder than it should, his nose bending slightly but not breaking as he goes flying back into the throng. Invulnerability. In other circumstances I'd see how he measures up to Haroldson, see what magic let him survive touching the Styx as an infant. But we've all got bigger concerns at the moment.
One of those ignoble deaths, then. Or a very nasty monster fight.Hydra heads and serfs appear from the skies and I send them after the shield wall. The heads slam into the shields and force them back, breaking their formation. Spears and swords seek them out, but the constructs are tough enough to hold out against mere mortal strength.
Diana is charged by an older shade with.. smashed ribs. Don't know who that is. I release the lasso and she swings it, loop slipping over his neck and pulling tight.
Ah, one who lived to see his glory days become memory... That narrows it down."Remember your glory, warrior!"
Truth
"I don't want to!" He raises his hands to the lasso and frantically tries to pull it off. "That makes it worse!"
Why, hello, Jason of Thessaly."It is the only way it will ever stop!"
"I died alone and in exile, killed by my own ship! All of my friends and warriors slain due to my actions! That is the truth!"
Hopefully she has an easier time leaving than they did getting here.The lasso loosens as Diana realises that it isn't going to work.
"Diana, seriously, just go. Get Alan."
Ah, good, the healing potion worked. Mostly? And this isn't going to be a punching fight, is it?She hesitates, then nods, flying over the shield wall and back towards the gateway. I just have to -appropriately enough- hope that she can get him on time.
Akhys starts walking towards Zagreus, who hobbles a step back. I walk closer to her, again trying to keep out of lunging distance, but… I don't know, she's not hostile-hostile. She genuinely believes that Anti-Lifeing us is doing us some kind of favour. It might be possible to talk her around.
I'm guessing a part of the cybernetics involves wires that pull the flesh of her face into normal proportions rather than sagging and peeling.Maybe.
"Akhys." She turns her head and… It's not that her expression is all that different from expressions Anti-Lifed humans had… But there's something about that combined with the cybernetics and the fact that she actually seems happier like this than she was when I first met her. "How would you like to visit the Dream?"
And with any luck, Dream will be there to pluck it out of the little goddess and stuff it into a jar in his chest of horrors."I will visit all, in time. And I am not so deaf that I did not hear your plotting."
"Sure, I want you to stop, to go back to being an controller and not a customer. And you don't. But we both believe different things about the Anti-Life. Do you want to prove me wrong? Because if I'm wrong, you get access to the collective unconscious of all life without fighting. You can just walk through the gates. I'll open them for you."
Especially if it responds to their thoughts and forms images. Perhaps she'll see what it really is."You don't understand. You-."
"Can't because I haven't felt it? Firstly, I have, and secondly…. Alright. I'll stand right next to you as we go through the gates. I can be the first person you Anti-Life. And it's the Dream; there's not better medium to show me exactly what you mean than the chaos of sentient imaginings."
And wanting something more easily is a mighty want indeed."I am sure that you have some scheme in mind. But you are right. It would make things… Simpler."
"Zagreus told me that you tried to force the gates before. So you want to get through them. It's not going to get easier than walking in with someone holding them open. So why fight when what you want is yours for the taking?"
Ah, hubris. Let's hope her downfall isn't fatal.She smiles the same pained smile she had when I first failed to help her.
"You will be an excellent advisor when you come to terms with the Anti-Life. Come, let us depart."
...ate the fruits those who killed them granted them as a pity-prize."...ate the fruits those to killed them granted them as a pity-prize."
The original plan of opening the gate to the Dream-.
"Sure, I want you to stop, to go back to being a controller and not a customer."Sure, I want you to stop, to go back to being an controller and not a customer.
And it's the Dream; there's not a better medium...
That should say 'an'.First hero, look for wounds. Puncture to the back of the leg. Achilles, probably, though I suppose there could be hundreds of Greek heroes known to their contemporaries but lost to history who had wounds like that. I use a construct to knock his arm aside as he slashes at me, then slam my right palm into his face in a armour-boosted shove. His face feels.. harder than it should, his nose bending slightly but not breaking as he goes flying back into the throng. Invulnerability. In other circumstances I'd see how he measures up to Haroldson, see what magic let him survive touching the Styx as an infant. But we've all got bigger concerns at the moment.