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Ah, yes.And that is ignoring the thousands offering to pay to see us ungarbed."
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Ah, yes.And that is ignoring the thousands offering to pay to see us ungarbed."
At least three.
Yup, as predicted. He's a massive, capitalist threat.
New theory: Dox has realised that Earth's fractured government is a threat to everyone and sent Khan as a almost-harmless stress-test to show them these issues.
Or to distract Paul while he does something, again, he does not agree with.
Or to get rid of Khan in a way that does not lower his social standing in the Corps by making him appear tyranical.
Or, knowing Dox, all of the above and a few things more.
7th April
17:57 GMT +2
"I know you like to pretend-"
"… second stage, undercutting and displacing local suppliers, aided by the socio-political instability…"
"That's never been proven." Honestly, Lex, this is the best time to try to mend your fences with OL. If anyone on the Light is monitoring you, they're probably half-asleep from Manga Khan's seminar.Mister Luthor has recovered somewhat, but now… He's getting a better idea of what he's hearing.
"-that you're not a supervillain-"
My god, he can actually see sense. Admittedly, Manga khan sets the difficulty really low."…leveraging our privileged position to fully monetise the opportunities provided…"
And praise be to Ploutos, I don't think he likes it. I think he's actually disgusted by it. That someone like this can succeed as a trade-prince.
You, biased, OL? Never!"-but if you wanted to-"
"…seventh stage, welcomed with open arms by local stakeholders due to the collapse…"
Or I could just be projecting, there.
To be honest, they couldn't be any worse than Manga Khan... Unless he's some sort of interstellar trade savant..."-take over the ClusterCorp-"
"… a new chapter in the history of both Earth and the ClusterCorp-. Though at that point those two will be the same."
"-I'd totally help."
And he didn't even notice that they stopped paying attention, like, an hour ago, did he?"Your confidence is appreciated."
Lord-Lantern Comic King turns to face us, throwing his arms up in exaltation!
Oooh, dayum! That's a low blow! How's Manga Khan gonna react?"Any questions?!"
"Just.. one. I was going over the briefing material which L-Ron gave me, and I couldn't help but notice that some of your.. business tactics are.. awfully similar to those employed by the Reach. Now, as I'm sure you're aware-."
<facepalm> He.. got all his human social interaction cues form the internet, didn't he?
No, Clarrissi Dox should be the sorry one. For inflicting this on the Corps...
That only works on YouTube (Or the DC equivalent...) I wonder... Do people with unfavourable opinions on superheroes get shouted down in comments on bystander footage of super fights? No, no, of course they would..."Huh." He looks at his right hand. "I thought that was how people on Earth stopped each other talking about subjects they didn't want them to. Perhaps it only works for natives."
"Um. That's not-."
...He can't even say their name? Good gravy, that must be one hell of a berserk button..."Though there may be some superficial similarities between the Holy Writ of the Rrrrrrr and the business plans of ClusterCorp, but if so then it is merely an example of convergent evolution as plans are darwinistically trialled and either continued or discarded. Naturally, this has resulted in a degree of similarity, considering that our objectives are often similar, at least in the initial phases, but the Rrrrrrr-."
Oh, yes. Milk it for all it's worth, OL. And then post it to YouTube! (or the local equivalent, whatever it's called?)"I'm sorry, what was that?"
"A degree of similarity between, considering that our objectives and theirs are-."
"Whose?"
I suppose it's a bonus that the Corps is engaged in military counter-operations to ClusterCorp's competitor..."Our… Competitors, and-."
"And who are they? What are they called? The… Reach?"
Even he's having some sympathy for Manga Khan? Then again, he's not quite this bad towards Superman."The R-. The R-. The Rrrrrrr-."
Mister Luthor shakes his head.
"I don't really think-"
I'd be careful, Manga Khan sounds a bit like a boiling kettle right now, I think...
Hahahaha! A point for that burn, Lex!"-rrrrrrrrrr-"
"-the word 'Reach'. Though I can recommend a good voice coach-"
No, no, not a boiling kettle... A revving motor!A small one!
Ah, I wanted him to blow a gasket seal on his encounter suit...The meeting room door opens and L-Ron flies in at speed, a small cylinder deploying from his chassis!
"M'lord! Your inhaler!"
"-rrrrrrrrrr-" Manga Khan grabs the cylinder and plugs it into a port in the side of his helmet. There's a gasping noise as the cylinder crumples. "-reach. Reach. Reach. Thank you, L-Ron."
What would that even have looked like in gaseous form? A strobe light?"You're welcome, sir."
Mister Luthor and I share a glance. I hadn't realised that Manga Khan's species could have speech impediments.
Especially the big ones. You know, the ones with the superheroes."So." Manga Khan slams his hands down on the table. "What say you?"
"I think that some of the local governments may take issue with some of those steps."
Wow, OL can actually speak Corporate! Ring translator for the win!"Of course! Competition is a vital part of the capitalist experience!"
"Yes, good. Um. Well, I agree that competition is vital to spur progress. I'm not sure that you're correctly modelling legislative impacts and -frankly- social panic and human ingroup-outgroup psychology. But I do have contacts amongst your target marketisation groups and can arrange meetings with potential suppliers."
Evidently he sees the UN as a toothless administrative group, not actual customers...Mister Luthor nods.
"I… Was planning to offer my services as a go-between for your negotiations with the United Nations, but your business plan-" And this time I do see him swallow his distaste. "-appears to involve you bypassing them entirely. Is that your opening position, or are you truly committed to it?"
He might want to up his meds, while he's here..."What works is what works. I, Lord-Lantern Manga Khan, and through me ClusterCorp, have no interest in appeasing market-oppressors! Any group who wishes to persuade me to do business with them would be wise to make me a convincing offer!"
"M'lord, you're shouting again."
Oh yes, that's not worrying at all.Manga Khan stiffens slightly, then raises his arms to shoulder height and makes an.. odd crackling noise as he slowly lowers them back down again.
"And done. Perfectly calm. Perfectly rational."
Seriously hope you're taking notes, OL. If only for evidence."Am I to understand that you will only comply with local laws if those laws provide you with a greater advantage than you could get by operating outside of them?"
Manga Khan waves his right hand, and… Dozens-. Hundreds of messages begin playing, accompanied by holographic representations of the sound wave. They appear to be… People seeking to buy or sell various objects or services. Some are.. purely speculative, and some are offering things which are quite illegal.
...Good gods, imagine if the porn industries worldwide started importing alien porno. Then again, I doubt they'd undercut their own business like that... Also, could you prosecute Manga khan for his murder of those metaphors?"I have the high ground. The racket is in my court, and I am ideally placed to kick it out of the parking lot. Seventeen minor governments have already purchased non-interference contracts. Two more have entered negotiations to rent our surface-to-space lift capacity. And that is ignoring the thousands offering to pay to see us ungarbed."
I'd be especially worried about what they want put into orbit. Remember Ra's kill-sat?Mister Luthor's eyes dip for a second. Big countries probably haven't started making overt moves yet, but ClusterCorp has no investment in the Earth's current power balance. Building a satellite is relatively cheap. If countries other than the US could make observation satellite networks… That's an… Interesting leveller.
Here we go... But would he be willing to mention it in front of OL?"As a member of a species that doesn't reproduce sexually, that latter request puzzles me, but a merchant like myself is obliged only to satisfy the demands of the client-base. Lex Luthor, you said that you had an offer for me?"
Or more importantly, his financial empire.this right here is why you keep lex Luthor alive, its time for him to save the human race.
Keep in mind that this isn't well-intentioned but fatally flawed extremist Lex; this is Lex who, when offered to roll on his supervillain cronies and save the Earth from what will ultimately be a series of disasters spearheaded by Vandal Savage, decided instead that the caveman was ultimately the kind of person he'd rather associate with.this right here is why you keep lex Luthor alive, its time for him to save the human race.
Vidulike I think it wasThat only works on YouTube (Or the DC equivalent...) I wonder... Do people with unfavourable opinions on superheroes get shouted down in comments on bystander footage of super fights? No, no, of course they would...
Keep in mind that this isn't well-intentioned but fatally flawed extremist Lex; this is Lex who, when offered to roll on his supervillain cronies and save the Earth from what will ultimately be a series of disasters spearheaded by Vandal Savage, decided instead that the caveman was ultimately the kind of person he'd rather associate with.
I suspect that this Lex might even attempt to ally with Comic King. This isn't the first ranting, insane moron that he's sided with thinking that it's a useful idiot that he can control, and in canon the Light attempted to do the same thing with the Reach, so it wouldn't even be slightly out of character.
this right here is why you keep lex Luthor alive, its time for him to save the human race.
Paul wants the Earth to be the best it can be, whereas Grayven also wants the Earth to be the best it can be for him.I'm still miffed the Light us still a thing in the Paragon tl when, they were dealt with ages ago by Gravy. Also the British government too tbqh.
Guess the real divergence is Paul trying for all the shinies, while Gravy is more about cutting out the wastage and inefficiencies.
Paul wants the Earth to be the best it can be, whereas Grayven also wants the Earth to be the best it can be for him.
There's quite a bit of overlap between the two, but not enough for them to employ similar methods.
I fucking lost it right here. This dude might be the funniest antagonist OL has ever had.
That's a good point. He certainly could have.Grayven is also getting the Earth ready as fast as he can for an alien invasion.
He is also not poking Hell with a stick or planing on doing mass resurrections.
Are we sure Oh El isn't going for a bad ending? Unless Chaos Lord Constantine did deal with the demon summoners in the UK off screen.
It's not even that. Grayven is working on bulking up Earth's defenses in anticipation of an invasion by Darkseid. It's a truly worthy goal, and something he's obviously succeeding in, given the fleet of Cosmic Rod-powered defense frigates he's building.Paul wants the Earth to be the best it can be, whereas Grayven also wants the Earth to be the best it can be for him.
There's quite a bit of overlap between the two, but not enough for them to employ similar methods.
Campaigned for the rights of non humans before the renegade did.
At a couple of points, Paragon was approaching (but didn't quite reach) 'What is this thing you call love?' territory, though that was at least partially due to the whole 'turned off his hormones' thing.Oh El choices sometimes make it sound like he doesn't understand humans while he still looks human while Grayven doesn't look human but acts like one.
Unless he prevented the Anti-Monitor joining the Siniestro Corps, not really.
You also have to remember this is not the same Anti-Monitor, he is just the monitor of the newish negative Universe, so he is chump change compared to the one in the Crisis Of Infinity Earths.
Renegade actually didn't change any laws since they inconvenience fighting demons and alien invaders.
Grayven is no longer taking orders from anyone be it the League or Batman.
He has powerful magical allies like Luna, Circe and Sunset.
He has a family, Oh El does not.
He found a way to beat the anti-life, Oh El has not.
While Grayven has things to deal with, the Reach are at least not motivated to invade Earth and risk angering Darkseid.
Edit: I think the main problem I have is:
Oh El is still taking orders from Batman despite him no longer expending any time with the Team.
Oh El doesn't have the magical support Grayven has.
Oh El romantic relationships never go anywhere while Grayven-s do, even if one ended in a breakup.
Oh El choices sometimes make it sound like he doesn't understand humans while he still looks human while Grayven doesn't look human but acts like one.
Oh El has Best Snek. He doesn't pull her out because she's too dangerous for most applications, but he could easily become a deity-level threat if he wanted to. This also obviates most of his need for direct magical support, as any small magical effect can be tanked with his nigh-infinite reserve of Spell Eaters, and any large effect could go down to FEED ME or be assimilated directly by Snek.
Oh El no-sold the only anti-life fragment he's encountered. He didn't need to find a counter for something he barely noticed. The other fragments would probably present more of an issue, but we haven't seen them yet and we can't blame him for ignoring an issue which doesn't appear to actually be an issue for him.
Oh El genocided the Citadel alone. Grayven had hundreds of casualties.
Oh El's OLC is way stronger and more diverse than Grayven's. They're presenting a credible threat to the Reach despite being less than a year old.
Oh El can instantly teleport to anyone who has a desire, anywhere in the universe, and no technology or magic we've seen yet can block it. Grayven just has glorified portable wormholes.
Their paths are different. I wouldn't say one is better than the other.
...all I have to say is this: Manga Khan and Wreck-Gar must never, ever meet.
Yes. Lex does have an offer. 20 quid to see him slowly ungarb.
As they say, the road to hell is paved with good intentions.The Accords were a good idea, what was actually in them and what they actually did was beyond stupid
Are you kidding? I'd pay that just to see Khan keep its clothes on!
And are we certain that Dox sent Khan to earth? I don't recall seeing anything about that in the story, just a lot of speculation.
...all I have to say is this: Manga Khan and Wreck-Gar must never, ever meet.
Weird, I thought it was being able to open pickle jarsClint's real superpower isn't marksmanship, it's perception and awareness. On every level.