Korfayron
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I don't understand?Ha! And he wanted to go easier on her. She's in for a surprise.
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I don't understand?Ha! And he wanted to go easier on her. She's in for a surprise.
That castle was Himmler's occult ritual dreamhouse, built by POWs and Jehovah's Witnesses from the local concentration camp, Niederhagen. It's now a war monument, museum, youth hostel, and fire station for the local village.
"Excuse me, a little privacy please?"I step out through the bar's doorway and hold out my left hand.
"Orange Lantern."
Guy's head appears, and he looks less than amused. The German passers by around me on the other hand look decidedly amused, beginning to form a rough circle around me.
Would be a bit rude to discuss that sort of thing amongst a crowd of sticky-beak bystanders."You plannin' on tellin' us she was a Nazi?"
Perhaps it would be best if I..? Yes.
I fly directly upwards fifty metres, high enough that the crowd can't hear me but low enough not to trouble aircraft.
Did he honestly think about the likelihood of success at any point in this?"No. I felt that it would be prejudicial-"
He bows his head slightly "Ahh."
"-to her rehabilitation if everyone around her was reacting to that facet of her character."
But that place is boring as hell, and a reminder that Supes isn't sharing any tech."Rehab."
"Well, yes. What did you think I was going to do with her? She couldn't very well miss that we were a somewhat more diverse society than she was used to."
"Coulda kept her in Supe's Fortress.
Progress! Admittedly, I don't think she's entirely happy about it all..."For an indefinite period of time?"
"For a day or two, 'till we work somethin' else out."
"I've got her sitting and talking peacefully with two gay women in a gay bar."
No point trying to rehabilitate the Citadellians."Huh?"
"Denazificiation progress I wouldn't have made if she was still in the Fortress."
"Come a long way since blowin' up the whole Citadel Empire there, Orange."
...Why didn't you think of that, OL!"There wasn't anything to rehabilitate the Citadel too." I shake my head. "How's the research on the portal coming?"
"What you askin' me for?" He looks away from his ring for a moment. "Only thing I've done it fetch some a' Overgirl's skin cells and blood from the-"
And he can't get them to Sivana, because supervillain.Idiot! Of course there'd be-!
"-place you picked her up. Dunno if they're actually gettin' anythin' useful off them."
I'm pretty sure an interdimensional transit is something they'd like to be made aware of sooner than someone's report."Have you spoken to the Guardians?"
"'bout this? No. This is just normal Earth crap, right? Why, you think I should?"
That assumes the Guardians would allow any Bleed-relevant tech to be available to Lanterns, even Honour Guard."I don't know anyone else on Earth I could meaningfully ask for input. That means I'm down to asking either Dox, Kalmin-"
"Hell no."
"-or Hinon. I don't know enough about whatever that portal was to offer anything myself. Have you unlocked some sort of Bleed control construct from the archives?"
A Hole in the universal fabric isn't relevant... Guy, you need to consider your priorities..."I could prob'ly shut it down if it opened up again, but that's it."
"Really?"
"Yeah, it's-. Kinda not relevant."
More or less. I'm sure Angelika summarized."So what, you just called me to complain about me not taking the time out to tell you that Earth Ten is where Kal-El landed in Nazi Germany and the Nazis won the War with Kryptonian technology?"
"Oh. That how it happened?"
Especially since without Kryptonian tech they'd start losing the war. A super-powered toddler wouldn't help."I haven't asked for a moment by moment account, but that's what she told me."
"All it woulda taken for the Nazis to win would be Supe's pa gettin' the landin' zone wrong."
"And not putting any security on the ship's database. Them just getting to bring up Overman would have been bad but hardly catastrophic."
And Kryptonian strength could make up for a lot of things. Assuming Alan lasted long enough to face Overman.He smiles. "Reckon Al could taken him, do yah?"
Difficult to say. Alan would have had the edge in experience, but most of his early career involved him fighting mundane criminals rather than high-powered superpeople. If the Nazis had been prepared to take people off front line duties in order to train him…
And I don't think Guy looks that old."Not sure. Alan died on their Earth, but if other things were a little different…"
"An' what happened to their me?"
"Unless you were conceived before nineteen thirty eight then I doubt that you were ever born."
Excuse me while I roll on the floor laughing... Dammit, why such a limited selection of smileys..."Yeah? How 'bout you?"
"I haven't asked, but she didn't appear to recognise me. And since I come from a parallel universe anyway, there probably aren't versions of me in other parallels."
I mean, why would there be? We couldn't all come from Earth Prime, and even if there were multiple similar parallels the chance of multiple versions of me being transferred at the same time must be astronomically small. There wasn't a native version of me, after all.
I suspect Batman would not be happy about that..."Ah, hey, Bats wants ta know if she's got someplace to stay tonight."
"We haven't really got that far. I can book her into a hotel if the someone hasn't cracked the portal by then."
Admittedly, she's been impressively stable about it, besides all the [Screaming Internally]..."You okay ta keep lookin' aftah her?"
"Yes, though I'm not entirely sure that she'll be okay with me continuing to be her escort. She's not exactly happy about having to confront how non-Nazi our Earth is."
And the local Sector Lanterns are operating hands-off for some reason..."Sucks t' be her. Hey, they got any Lanterns ovah there?"
"Some Nazi got Alan's ring after they killed him. Otherwise, their Earth doesn't have any Lanterns."
Yeah, they are not exactly up to invading the conquered planet. Besides, Guy's Ring might have something to say about the 'internal politics' restriction."Think we could take 'em?"
"I'm not sure why picking a fight with a planet of National Socialists would be a sensible thing to do. If you're talking about having the League fight the New Statesmen-"
Combat Pragmatism is not just for Batman, Guy. You take any advantage you can."That what they call themselves?"
"-then I'd bet on you… You do have kryptonite on you, right?"
"Seems like a crutch."
Ah, I see Angelika's finished talking. Hopefully she hasn't been backsliding."Their Overman has an extra fifty years' experience and is used to killing. In a fight he'd probably beat ours."
"Hn. I'll tell Supes you said-
There's a blast of displaced air as Overgirl appears next to me.
Wow, he's actually apologizing for harping on this? Angelika's not the only one making progress."-that."
"As you will. Signing off."
My ring fades as I lower my left hand.
"Angelika, I think I've been pushing you harder than-."
What's first stop, Birthplace of Hitler? The Reischstag dome? Site of The Berlin Wall?"I have not enjoyed this, but it has not exactly been a re-education centre."
"True, but I've… Pretty much played my hand. How about you pick somewhere, and we go there?"
Himmler's creepy Nazi Magic castle? Well, I'm sure nothing can go wrong!
Missing End Quote.
...rehabilitate the Citadel to."
...I've done is fetch some...
In the Mark 1 Comics universe?That castle showed up in Ring of Evil.
Nazis made a deal with demons to win the war, which the demons fulfilled by making a green power ring.
Which couldn't affect iron, iron being an antimagical metal in DC, but now that I'm thinking about it is a rather inconvenient weakness for a super trying to win WW2.
So somewhere in the DC mutliverse there could be an alt.Paul with a ring that bitches at him in German whenever he does something un-Nazi like.
Rewritten.
Thank you, corrected.Corrections:
Missing End Quote.
...rehabilitate the Citadel to."
...I've done is fetch some...
Is... That a joke?
But it doesn't exist in Earth-10.
I'm trying to think of a way that only Greaters can breed with Greaters and only Lessers can breed with Lessers, but Greaters and Lessers can both have Greater and Lesser children. I know it's genetically possible to set up that kind of system one way (i.e. Greaters can have Greater and Lesser children, but Lessers can only have Lesser Children) but not sure off the top of my head if it can work both ways, though I'd guess that it is possible.
Suppose that we have three sex chromosomes (X, Y, and Z) and that individuals can be monokaryotic (they only have one of the sex chromosomes), homozygously dikaryotic (they have two of the same sex chromosomes) or heterozygously dikaryotic (they have two different sex chromosomes). This translates to our Neutrals, our Lessers and our Greaters respectively - the more different kinds of chromosome a zygote has, the larger and more developed the resulting offspring. Neutrals only have one chromosome, so they can't carry out meiosis, don't produce any gametes and are entirely sterile. Greaters exhibit hybrid vigor compared to Lessers, and as a result their gametes are incompatibly sized - a Lesser gametes are a quarter of the size of a Greater's gametes, so they aren't compatible. Unfertilized gametes (of either type) mature into Neutrals via haplodiplody. (I say gametes instead of sperm/egg since they'd likely have isogametes, ie. both parents produce the same kind of sex cell.)I'm trying to think of a way that only Greaters can breed with Greaters and only Lessers can breed with Lessers, but Greaters and Lessers can both have Greater and Lesser children. I know it's genetically possible to set up that kind of system one way (i.e. Greaters can have Greater and Lesser children, but Lessers can only have Lesser Children) but not sure off the top of my head if it can work both ways, though I'd guess that it is possible.
That castle was Himmler's occult ritual dreamhouse, built by POWs and Jehovah's Witnesses from the local concentration camp, Niederhagen. It's now a war monument, museum, youth hostel, and fire station for the local village.
"And not putting any security on the ship's database. Them just getting to bring up Overman would have been bad but hardly catastrophic."
He smiles. "Reckon Al could taken him, do yah?"
Difficult to say. Alan would have had the edge in experience, but most of his early career involved him fighting mundane criminals rather than high-powered superpeople. If the Nazis had been prepared to take people off front line duties in order to train him…
He means native to those parallels, though I agree that bit could have been clearer. And make you wonder why he never considered whether there was another displaced Paul as well.
Haven't watched it.Zoat are you planning on doing a version of the SI that ended up in the DC abridged universe, or at least a April Fools episode where the SI goes there?
It would be hilarious if we could see the renegade dealing with Supes trying to have him deported, as well as trying to deal with the clusterfuck that was Supes and Lexs presidential campaign.
No version of me was inserted into Just'a Lotta Animals.
Was that ever confirmed? Or can we safely say it doesn't not exist?
With a power ring in a universe not following Zoat's rules? Not hardly.You will simply be promptly killed by some shizotech-open-carrying vigilante. You are far from the only person who can play the murder game.
I don't even know who those people are, but again, really under estimating the power ring.Possibly during your attempt to kill millions of Earth-16's wahhabi and salafi people. Or the Earth-10. I mean, there are at the minimum hundreds of millions people out there who think that gays/jews/whatever should be suppressed, humiliated, imprisoned, beaten or killed. And they would not be persuaded by something so little as overthrowing a government. And you would not be capable of centuries worth of work required to change this, as trigger-happy as you are. And they would grow only more numerous and stubborn in your face. It would be just a never-ending massacre you cannot win
That's an old definition that's fallen out of favor because it's proven to not be sufficiently robust. Fertile hybrids most certainly exist, especially if you go outside of the animal kingdom. (Indeed, most domesticated crops are fertile polyploid hybrids.) And on the flip side there are ring species where two populations aren't able to directly interbreed with each other but can both interbreed with a third population.Then, yeah, they're not the same species. Reproductive isolation -- no gene flow between populations -- is what we mean by separate species.
"passersby" (or if that's weird to you I think "passers-by" is acceptable in British English; it's considered archaic in American English)
Missing closing quote.
No it isn't. It's drawing a parallel that not encountering a parallel of himself on Earth 16 is evidence (though not proof) of the thing he's pondering over.
Well, they meant to hit "3" for number of copies (OL, Gravy, Baul), but the touch screen on the Cosmic Photocopier is finicky, so they accidentally entered "333" instead. Hey, if there's a Cosmic Treadmill, why not a Cosmic Photocopier?Because that means there is either several Earth Primes or some nutjob just duplicated Paul a lot.
Sold!"passersby" (or if that's weird to you I think "passers-by" is acceptable in British English; it's considered archaic in American English)
Thank you, corrected.
It's more that they ended up doing things that weren't stupid and weird, if only by process of elimination.The nazis may have used actual magic on earth 16, but i am pretty sure that aside from Captain Nazi and the spear most of the things they did would be considered weird and stupid by actual magicians.
While Paul was already good at using his ring while he just started, he was far from being at the same level then he is now, if he tried to rush thing while try to fight a whole Planet of Nazi and wasn't careful enough he would have died pretty easily against a justice league with no problem with killing and an army using bullshit kryptonian tech, we know the Pauls got the same knowledge (of the basic DC verse) and Orange Lantern doesn't seem to know anything about the Nazi-Dc verse so a Paul dropped would have minimal information (i doubt Neo-Kryptonian tech is easily hacked without setting up alarm or revealing his locations) and wouldn't know thing like who to trust and so on.Likely because if he was there and had a Ring of any kind, that world would be facing some serious societal upheaval that would be worth commenting on and she would have noticed him on sight.
I don't think he'd have tried to fight them; I think he would have gone to one of the other remaining nations and started a competing uplift program designed to show that the Nazi methodology isn't necessary for success. Thus having him labelled as a major subversive person by the local regime.While Paul was already good at using his ring while he just started, he was far from being at the same level then he is now, if he tried to rush thing while try to fight a whole Planet of Nazi and wasn't careful enough he would have died pretty easily against a justice league with no problem with killing and an army using bullshit kryptonian tech.
From what i know about Earth-10 (not that much, there isn't load of information about Earth-10) even if Germania isn't officially controlling the planet, they still are officiously and i don't think any country would want to piss them off, even in another country Paul wouldn't be safe.I don't think he'd have tried to fight them; I think he would have gone to one of the other remaining nations and started a competing uplift program designed to show that the Nazi methodology isn't necessary for success. Thus having him labelled as a major subversive person by the local regime.