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How many people have requested Sinestro's head so far? It has been at least 2.
I don't know about holding back, but yes when it isn't life or death his willpower is unlikely to be quite as intense. Then again by the same token Paul doesn't Want to hurt Jordan that much. And well Paul really does want a blue power ring. Useful thing that. Also funny how orange lanterns can actually become stronger with bribery.Careful there Paul.
You may have beaten Hal in spars, but those are just sparring sessions, so Jordan was probably not fighting as if it was an actual life or death battle, so he may have been holding back.
Me.
Thank you, corrected.
No, I think that's okay.
And now, the next logical step is of course to inhabit multiple bodies at once.
Can't see any way for that to go wrWE ARE THE PAUL. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE. YOUR CULTURE WILL ADAPT TO MAKE SENSE AND THEN THERE WILL BE CAKE AND GRIEF COUNSELING.
I mean, I'm sure they took care of things like a prostate exam and assorted material samples during the whole 'pseudo-magical modular dismantling', so I doubt she's going to be pulling on a rubber glove or anything... Still, might want to be ready to bend over...4th August 2012
15:13 GMT
I sag slightly as Lantern Natu walks into the waiting room.
"What more is there?"
Might be a conflict of interests, given he basically recruited her. Not quite like working on family, but hey.Lantern Natu shakes her head. "No. We're finished with you. I just thought that you might be interested in the results."
"Yes, of course I am. I-." I frown. "Does this make you my doctor?"
Besides a right bugger's muddle of spiritual energy templates? At least now they have that detailed medical workup on their central servers."I'm a chirurgical specialist. General practice isn't my field. If you want a personal doctor, the Darkstars have a medical corps. Your personal medical information can be passed along to anyone you authorise."
"Alright then. So what am I?"
Get settled in for a wait, or learn to channel Orange Light without a ring. I mean, the whole 'retreat into the Honden' method more or less worked for him last time. Besides a little mingling of desire networks with the locals. And that could just have been inexperience."As you've probably realised-" She generates a wire frame construct which appears to be describing something dimensionally exotic-. Oh, that's me. "-your core self is increasingly immaterial. Though not to the degree that an actual god's avatar is; you do still need a body to live."
"So if I die in deep space without a handy cloned body around?"
Huh. Looks like he's hit Archmage-tier, with a particular nod to the methods of Thayan leadership. Not a far stretch from here to Lichdom, or a similarly hard-to-permanently-kill state of being..."You can't maintain your consciousness without a medium any more than I can. But you're more.. organised. If you cloned a body for anyone else in that situation, nothing would happen. You just need a little orange light, and your consciousness decompresses on its own."
"So we're cloning me."
Especially since most Lanterns wouldn't have the wherewithal to reconstruct an entire human body in moments. No matter how much they wanted it.She nods.
"That seems like a logical precaution. I can't order you to do that, but not everyone thinks as quickly as Lantern Gozzi."
"How complete would the clone have to be?"
To be fair, he's very good at working through his ring for senses. As for Enlightenment, he really needs to find some time to study it, or at least cooperate with those who got assigned to it. I mean, although each Enlightenment seems to be unique, I'm sure there are some similarities..."You only need a brain to sustain your consciousness, the same as the rest of us. You'd probably need a few moments to adapt, but you could use a ring to transmute a new body. You wouldn't have any sensory input, and that's been shown to have adverse psychological consequences in most humanoid species… Though not among individuals who have achieved enlightenment. Not that we know for certain that it doesn't, there just aren't enough examples to draw a conclusion."
Ears and voicebox would probably be useful too. But not quite as important for reducing sensory deprivation."And if I don't have a ring then I'd be stuck."
She nods. "I'd recommend including eyes at the very least."
...I'm sure there are races out there who could manage an organic external life-support system..."Would cybernetics work?"
"I'm… Not sure how you were planning to sustain a living brain without cybernetics, but… Yes?"
As long as he remember to unplug them before rebuilding himself. That would be a deep pain."No, I mean, integrated. One of the reasons that I've been shy about using cybernetics is that I've been assuming that my ring would destroy them as they weren't part of my self-concept."
"You'll need to talk to a psychologist about that. But I can't see why connecting things from outside of the brain would disrupt your resurrection."
Well, you don't have the same fear of cessation that OL began with, that concern for continuity of consciousness. These days it probably doesn't hit him quite so hard, I bet..."So I'd need my whole brain."
She frowns.
"I don't understand why that's hard to accept."
So, basically a wild-grown lump of brain-meats with no engineered pattern. Presumably the process of reinstalling his soul on it would twist it into the appropriate shapes for his memories."Oh, no, it isn't. I'm just worried what happens if the Reach get hold of one of my spares." She nods in understanding. "Our ships are tough, not invulnerable. I'm resigned to them getting a sample of my genetic material eventually, but I'd rather that they didn't get a copy of my thoughts or memories."
"The brain needs to be genetically yours. It doesn't need to have your memories encoded on it."
And each time, it's a little more optimised for channelling Orange Light without a ring? I mean, this one has a much greater ability to experience other's desires."Ah. No problem then, I suppose. Anything else?"
"Your body isn't quite identical each time you've restored yourself. I'm currently working on the assumption that it's due to changes in your self-concept, but I'm not telepathic."
Given his body is as perfect as he thinks it should be for him? I doubt he'd weigh it as necessary."Just as long as I'm not changing into Larfleeze."
"There's no need to worry about that. Each version of you has been genetically and physiologically human. I assume that you haven't been tempted to try genetic modification either?"
And we've heard all about the difficulties he has applying mystically-based alchemical augmentations like the Danner or Garrick Formulae. Wonder if he's thought about trying it again now? Still concerned about incompatibilities with his decidedly custom soul?"No, same issue as cybernetics."
"I've seen genetic modification go wrong far more often then cybernetic implantation. Given how good you are at manipulating things with you ring, you could probably avoid most of them. But I recommend avoiding it unless you really need it."
Guessing it's a sore point for her, or a cultural thing for Korugarans."You..? Do you have problems with that yourself?"
Her faces takes on a stern expression.
Oh, yeah, he's a thing... Short version: Son of Abin Sur, the Lantern who gave Hal his ring, nephew of Sinestro (by marriage to Abin's sister) and last seen as a space pirate, I believe."I joined the Corps because it was the right thing to do. We're not friends. I don't intend to answer personal questions."
"That's fair. Do you want me to take some sort of message to your cousin Amon Sur? I.. think you're each the only natural family-."
Careful there, OL. That's likely to be a heavy debt to fulfil."I don't want you-. Involved in any of my personal relations, either."
"That's… Fine in theory, but…" I shrug. "We're using power rings. And while I don't think I told you anything you didn't need to hear, I appreciate that I have disrupted your life in a fairly substantial way. If I can make that up to you, then I will."
Orange Ring, OL. If she couldn't make money with it, she would be a poor Lantern overall."Are you.. negotiating with me?"
"I suppose? I want to make what I did up to you, and since you're not coming up with anything I thought I'd suggest things. Did you get your student loan paid off?"
To be fair, at this point they should be being mass-produced by the Controllers or their munitions factories, to be a standard piece of kit for Darkstars and Lanterns... Unless the Purple healing Ray is so closely tied to Earth that it can only be manufactured there..."Yes. Okay, let me…" She looks away. "Think about this."
"I have healing beams. They won't recharge away from a thaumically active world, but they can repair most things."
Seriously, at this point, I foresee the eventual meeting between them being stupidly anticlimactic, even in universe, because OL seems to be pumping up the importance of it as much as we have."You couldn't bring my Sinestro's head, could you?"
I should probably ask Dox for a summary of their conversation at some point. Honest deniability has its benefits, but given that I am the person who would probably get sent against him I think getting all the details ahead of time would be wiser.
That depends on what tricks Sinestro would bring to a Ring-slinging fight, anyway. I doubt he'd miss the human Lantern's use of things like Crumbler tech, via whatever spy network or links to the Greenies databases he might have."That's… That has political sensitivity. And I don't know where he is, anyway."
She gives an amused snort. "But you're sure you can beat him?"
Asking OL to be less OL? That's like asking water to be less wet or fire to be less hot."Given how often Lantern Jordan's beaten him, and the usual outcome of a spar between Jordan and I… Pretty sure. Even if he's been somehow both staying under the radar and engendering fear across the galaxy, I'd be reasonably confident in single combat with most other Lanterns. And I'm sure that the Guardians would have noticed Parallax going missing. But if… That's not really an option?"
"I don't… Really think there's anything. Try to do that less?"
Some grim images for her remaining naivete to be shattered upon, eh? Still, at least you know you're on the less bad side of the fight.I shrug. "Again, if it was just me, I've got a galaxy full of physicians. But it's not. It's what the Corps needs. It's what needs to happen for the Reach to lose. And… You've seen our records on what they're like, right?"
She nods, eyes dipping.
Looking forwards to getting back into the field, eh? Less complicated than things on Earth, certainly."I've spoken to the survivors. Given what I know about the government line on Korugar, I thought I'd check with primary sources."
I nod. "Perfectly reasonable. So, I'm cleared for duty?"
Back to the war stories, then.She shuts down her display construct.
"As far as I can tell, you're as healthy as you've ever been."
"Thank you. Then it's time to see where Dox wants me."
Given how good you are at manipulating things with your ring...Given how good you are at manipulating things with you ring...
Guessing it's a sore point for her, or a cultural thing for Korugarans.
Oh, yeah, he's a thing... Short version: Son of Abin Sur, the Lantern who gave Hal his ring, nephew of Sinestro (by marriage to Abin's sister) and last seen as a space pirate, I believe.
To be fair, at this point they should be being mass-produced by the Controllers or their munitions factories, to be a standard piece of kit for Darkstars and Lanterns... Unless the Purple healing Ray is so closely tied to Earth that it can only be manufactured there
Asking OL to be less OL? That's like asking water to be less wet or fire to be less hot
I want to make what I did up to you -> I want to make up what I did to you (I think this reads better but you can make up your own mind Mr Zoat)
Given how good you are at manipulating things with your ring...
Thank you, corrected.I want to make what I did up to you -> I want to make up what I did to you (I think this reads better but you can make up your own mind Mr Zoat)
Mr Zoat, before, you would just put the name of the alternate POV section without the name of the episode. Are you changing it up, or is this a mistake?
No, I'll change it.Mr Zoat, before, you would just put the name of the alternate POV section without the name of the episode. Are you changing it up, or is this a mistake?
Anyone else thinking toclafane OL. A head in a handy carry on sized life support shell. With integrated flight rig (which can be done with those force field belt things, right?), and a"I'm… Not sure how you were planning to sustain a living brain without cybernetics, but… Yes?"
Effective, yes. Efficient, no.So... qwa-bomb followed by the Reach swipping by with a cloned brain would be a fairly effective way to abduct the SI, right?
I wasn't planning to, but I suppose I could if you really wanted.Ah man, we aren't going to get Clone Saga OL are we?
I barely made it through that in the 90s.
Alright, but when the "REAL" Para-Paul shows up, even though his name is Jim, and it turns out that the Paul we've been watching this entire time was a clone that was swapped in while he was floating around in space, but then Jim-Paul takes a Nabu-glider to the chest and we learn that HE was actually the clone, and.....I don't even remember where I was going with this. The Ben is Peter not Peter, but Peter is still Peter, but Ben is the real Peter even though he's still Ben, no wait its actually Peter....I wasn't planning to, but I suppose I could if you really wanted.
Rightoh. What am I taking with me?"
"You formed a rapport with Lantern Drusa, and she is sufficiently cunning to make up for your complete failure in matters of subtlety."
That's fair.
Pavlos didn't scratch his head in confusion but it was a close thing. Still, something about that sentence made him think. There was a time, couple of years ago, when he didn't have to be told not to beat people up. When his first instinct to encountering an issue wasn't 'punch it in the face'. Is this what the League felt like when he talked with them? Weird. His past self was a weirdo.
Thank you, corrected.
I think that's okay.
Clearly someone made it clear enough, for even Dox to pick up on, that his.. brusque command style was not beneficial to fostering morale. Mayhaps he can avoid the assholery that plagued the canon version in 'L.E.G.I.O.N' comics...4th August 2012
15:20 GMT
"Here."
I'm mildly pleased that Dox remembers to both look at the hologram and to look me in the eyes. His social skills are definitely improving. In pigeon toes rather than leaps and bounds, but progress is progress. The location he points to…
Good to see the God of Conquest can be sensible. Presumably on the logic that antagonising the enemy of your enemy is a good way to make them your enemy too... And the last thing he'd want is a war on two fronts..."That's well outside of the conflict zone. Yes, I know that it's on a trade route the Reach use, but I don't see why you want me there."
Other images flick up, and I accelerate my perception to keep up with the information on display. Things seem to be progressing well. Reach fleets are retreating after making token resistance in.. most places, and Grayven's followers and ours are mostly avoiding one another as intended.
Eh, he's not due for another bout of flexible mortality for a few months at this rate. Once every six months is an acceptable fatality rate in this universe..."I know that I'm not essential-."
"You will be. The Reach are building up for a serious counterattack. We have about three weeks though, and I'd like to have you fully rested and not dead when it happens."
And keeping him out of the main line of combat will make the Reach more confident that they did permanent harm. Perfect for sweeping the rug out from under them when he solos a fleet or two."I could do a spoiler attack?"
"That would just make them delay it. I'll send you after one of their fleet concentrations, but only close to the time they plan to begin their attack."
Wait too long, you open up exploitable gaps. Move too quickly, and you risk being understrength for the fight you face. I suppose Dox's intellect makes it easier for him to gauge when that critical point will come.I raise my eyebrows.
"We know when that is?"
"It's a matter of logistics and organisation. They can only do it after a certain time, and if they leave it too long then we'll be able to take advantage of the patrols fleets they've transferred to their offensive fleet. The Reach are… Capable practitioners of information security."
Hmm... And OL is going to politely ask them to keep their noses out of it? While flying the NEMO flag?"They've been doing this for a while. Evolution versus intelligent design."
"They can't match me. But that doesn't mean that they're going to make it easy." He switches the hologram from fleet deployments and progress reports to an image of planet… Yuna. "This is where I'm sending you. The Reach have a presence here. We've been concerned that otherwise disinterested parties might start to involve themselves if there were an interruption to their existing trade routes. Darkstar intelligence suggests that Yuna's trade league is considering it."
Ah, the 'plausibly deniable' form of military action. That's hardly pleasant for NEMO, but not a game-breaker."Considering military action?"
"Perhaps. Certainly considering authorising privateers and sanctions against our allies."
Might put a few noses out of joint, blocking commercial routes like that. Even if it's a security risk for espionage..."I thought we'd mostly arranged things so that we could trade within our alliance block?"
"For vital materials, certainly. Some luxury products are imported, and we haven't tried to block our partners trading outside of our block."
Might be a tall order. OL's not been the most diplomatic person these days. Too much face-punching of the unrighteous, even if they do end up deserving it.I nod.
"Anything else?"
"Show the flag. Publically demonstrate that you are still alive. The Reach aren't boasting openly about killing you, but it has been mentioned. And if you can talk them around to supporting us and abandoning their trading relationship with the Reach, that would be beneficially."
Keeping their people happy with color TVs and local sports teams, eh? The more advanced things get, the simpler some things remain..."What do the Reach get out of it? Their industry isn't much more primitive than ours."
"Information, luxury goods and occasionally pieces of highly advanced technology. Of those, luxury goods are the most essential to their civilisation."
Good point. Which is an odd contrast with their almost obsessive need to conquer... I suppose trade just makes it easier to slowly nudge them into 'joining hands in a profitable union'..."They are?"
"The Reach practices a form of militant capitalism. Their system promises its citizens luxuries in return for service and loyalty. Without external trade their social order cannot function."
So, let them continue relaxing so as not to wake a potential sleeping giant, eh?"So we're making plans to unleash our own privateers?"
"I have a plan, certainly. I won't be authorising its use, because there's no way we could conquer and occupy Reach space before they restabilised into a more rational social model that actually improved their ability in war-fighting."
No poking the bear, then. No pressure to sway the Yunan (Yunian? Yunite?) leaders."Then-?"
"In the unlikely event that you are that successful, removing a single trade artery from their system won't have that effect."
Well, when all you have is a railgun construct, everything starts looking like a target... Honestly, OL doesn't even realise how much he's changed these days, does he?"Rightoh. What am I taking with me?"
"You formed a rapport with Lantern Drusa, and she is sufficiently cunning to make up for your complete failure in matters of subtlety."
That's fair.
And try not to beat them up too badly when they throw the first punch? Because it's bound to happen sooner or later..."You will also travel with a trade convoy, which will be escorted by a small L.E.G.I.O.N. fleet. The fleet is intended for light anti-piracy work."
"So don't pick a fight with the Reach."
Don't be silly. That'd be a waste of Dox's valuable thinking time. And with a power ring, that's 99% of his day, after all."Don't pick a fight with anyone. Yuna isn't Vega; it's a civilised world in a civilised region. You won't win people over by beating people up."
"Understood. Are meetings with the relevant officials already set up, or should I arrange them myself?"
Great, they're going to have to pay union rates, too. Still, I doubt they could swing a Greediport into the sector. Much too aggressive a move."Have Lantern Drusa set it up once you're in system."
"Why would-?" I sigh. "Harbour pilots?"
As if..."They are close to a war zone."
"Please tell me they can use FTL in-system?"
Wonder if that applies to their own system defence craft or not?"At low speeds and at set angles of approach."
"Okay, I'll bring a long book. Anything else I need to know about?"
Always nice to see a friend doing well in their endeavours."Lantern Xor has been busy. The Alignment has collapsed into open civil war, much to the pleasure of their neighbours."
I smile. That is good news.
Hmm... Nothing happening in system to be concerned about. Might affect global politics a little..."I'll send him a card. Any likely blowback over here?"
"It might be nice to add them to L.E.G.I.O.N., once the situation stabilises. The fleet assigned to Earth can be there relatively quickly. Do you still need them on station?"
And the more data Dox has on Earth the better, because it's only a matter of time until some damn fool thing in the galactic Balkans sets off a powderkeg somewhere..."No, I don't think so. Honestly, once the Sheeda were dealt with I probably didn't really need them to stop King Orin doing something stupid. Having them around is useful and I'm sure they're gathering all sorts of useful data, but it's not a problem if you want to send them somewhere else."
"I will bear that in mind. You are dismissed, Illustres. Lantern Drusa is awaiting your message."
Better than expected, really. No yelling, for a start. Not even a 'try not to die again.'I give him a shallow bow, then turn and walk out of his office.
"How did it go?"
Ratchet moves his tentacles in a gesture of polite enquiry, the slight tremor suggesting an undercurrent of worry. I glance back for a moment as the door closes.
Ah, has Ratchet been giving Dox social advice through the power of Hugz?"Pretty well. I'm going back to work for the Corps. Is Dox having any problems?"
"No." Emphatic negation gesture. "His position remains stable. Most Orange Lanterns and ship-captains are happy so long as the Reach continues to lose. His social skills have improved… Somewhat."
Interesting that OL's personal recruits seem more loyal to him than to Dox despite the chain of command. To be expected, really. He did pull most of them out of bad situations..."I noticed. Good work with that."
"It was really more Brande's work. Though I did help."
I smile. "Keep helping. I'll speak to you when I get back."
Well, when all you have is a railgun construct, everything starts looking like a target... Honestly, OL doesn't even realise how much he's changed these days, does he?
Ah, has Ratchet been giving Dox social advice through the power of Hugz?
Looks like Drusa's going to have their hands full keeping Hurricane Pavlos from upsetting any locals.