I totally meant to do that.
Did you know that, because of the British Union of Fascists, it is still illegal to protest in uniforms in Britain?
The ability to short assets is good for an economy that performs a necessary role in market corrections, yes. But as is always the case... you can have too much of a good thing.
OK, I have to disagree with this, on account of bad logic.
That should say 'An'.
Thank you, corrected.
Given the context, that law was a good idea, IMHO.
There we go, distract him by mispronouncing words. Like handling a toddler with ADHD, sometimes.
Things would probably not be nearly so quiet if John were around.
Regeneration bedamned, even Wolverine would run dry in an... Hour or so?
Good, mispronounce his name, use cutesy insulting nicknames. If even those let him hear you, then let him hear you making fun of him....
Because he's already going to have a matching pair of shiners once they get their hands on him, of course...
That yellow face might be black-and-blue by the time they get done.And now even OL realises how badly he's getting distracted. Finally!
Well, technically... Maybe if he applied an anti-corrosive coating after polishing it back to original standard...
And this may be the first time anyone's mentioned such a thing to his face.
Oh, come on. Don't you ever get a little thrill when bad guys turn and cry your name when they see your glow come up behind them?
Though for a great many of them, it comes down to 'disable exotic defences, punch in face - righteously.'
I can't help thinking he feels like he just got played.
I wouldn't be surprised to find out their version of the Pentagon is a giant death fortress...
You assume there's going to be anything bigger than ash once they get done shooting?
Because of course they have a working version.
That probably consists of space fighters and guys with laser swords, because rule of funny.Are they purple?
Or is it a case of Red vs Blue?No doubt Invisibility and Phasing won't work. The Grinning Bastard probably has protections against that.
...Maybe using giant construct vulture shells?
...It could work.And now I'm picturing giant GI Joes running around with laser-shooting M4s yelling propaganda slogans... Because rule of funny.
Hey, when America's Ass tells you to do something, you do it.
Well, do you want to be dodging Navy flight patrols? Which I am now picturing as pulling stunts like every jet-fighter action movie of the 80's, because, you guessed it, rule of funny. Rule of Three, baby!
Especially since this Big Apple is rotten to the core...
Vulture not known for setting altitude records, after all.
Because why let physical laws get in the way of malign architecture.
Probably a stand-in for the downtrodden masses.
Not what they meant, and you know it, Gordon.
Because why put any effort in? Magic can handle the hard part of finding corpses for you to loom over and pick at.
Focus, Alan. Focus on grabbing that Yellow-headed Asshole in a big construct hand and putting your boot to his ass repeatedly. That'll do more to clean this place up than anything else you could do.
That's the ticket.
I completely understand.
Weird coincidence. I randomly wondered what a literal version of that concept would look like with just yesterday.
"Think about it. For them, those plans revolve around how to directly disable or counter their abilities, along with any potential plots they may have in motion. Whereas short of a situation similar to when I was fused with the Ophidian, any plan to deal with me is likely going to be a lot less 'punch-to-face' in the end. So it's either going to be a good exercise in lateral thinking, or attempting to direct me to situations that would be a more effective use of my efforts."
He's not American.
