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Wise. The Endless are too powerful for dissemblance and social chicanery. I suspect honesty and confidence will be the go here. Show no fear, offer no offence and politely request that she stop killing the VIP...7th May 2013
14:10 GMT -2
The… Person I'm looking at is short and so fat as to be virtually spherical. He or she is also naked, and the adipose flaps make it hard to tell which is appropriate. Their skin is chalk white and their hair is pitch black, done up in a topknot like a sumo wrestler but more messily Their eyes are black, with tiny little points of white where an unusually small pupil might go.
I bow courteously. "Despair. I'd say that it's a pleasure to meet you, but I fear your power too much to lie."
If you kill him now, of course he will. And the spell affecting Delirium might not end with his death...I glance behind me to see Ahri'ahn backing away rather frantically.
"Huh. Do you think he's going to fail?"
True, such is life. To do nothing is safe, but gains nothing."The only way to avoid failing is to avoid trying. But if he doesn't snap out of it and get a move on then he's definitely going to fail here."
Despair waddles up until she's standing besides me. "You're doing well."
Good to know she has a low opinion of Darkseid's little science project."Thank you. Did you enjoy our exposure to the Anti-Life?"
"A little. It's too forced, really. I prefer it when it's more individualistic. Like being sacrificed to the Tezcatlipoca every day for centuries with no hope of-."
Well, that makes it pretty clear that isn't really Ahri'ahn.Ahri'ahn falls to the ground clutching at his bleeding chest.
"-being released, knowing that your friends could probably have rescued you if you hadn't betrayed them completely unnecessarily."
I'm definitely getting a feel of her quagmire spell. Perhaps Ahri'ahn is still alive inside.Lumps of… Ahri'ahn fall-. No, drip off, the cloth of his clothing becoming partially liquid and running off his outline, taking colour and physical integrity with it. Then the effect spreads to his face, his features warping like molten wax-.
"So you are Queen Gamemnae under there. Let me just-."
Ah, I see Despair really wants her to suffer for a bit first.I step forward, intending to pull the clay off her smaller frame so that she can breathe… And clone her a new heart while I'm at it, because I guess that Despair just made Gamemnae's lowest point just a bit more real which means that she doesn't have one at the moment.
"No."
I'm guessing she is far stronger than you, and if she doesn't want you to move, you aren't moving.
I mean, she could if you wanted her to, I guess?"Would you rather hold hands?"
"No, it's just-. I've been hit with the Anti-Life before. I was sort of assuming that physical contact with you would… Do something similar."
Oooh. Preventing OL from doing something he intends to? That would probably induce a little despair.Despair makes an expression that might generously be called a smile.
"Try moving."
Nothing racial in this comparison, but she might well be strong in the same way other primates are strong and humans aren't.I-.
Ah. It turns out that Despair is quite strong. No matter. I-.
...It should say so much that your first response to someone holding your arm like that is to cut it off...I.. don't seem to be able to cut off my own arm. Or remove friction. Or transition. Or extend a filament. I'm not going to try stepping out while Despair is holding on to me because that sounds like a higher order terrible idea. Instead, I reach into my armour's sheath with my free hand and pull out an x-ionised dagger.
Politeness is always a good first option.
Ah, a test of character. Nothing hidden about this one, though.Probably-Gamemnae collapses onto her face, weakly clawing at the molten clay covering her face.
"Guess."
Well, that's impressive. Presumably Despair's doing.I bring my knife across and-. The blade doesn't cut through my armour.
"That should work. Is that you?"
Be careful what you wish for, OL. You just might get it."You can cut your arm off if you want. But you won't get it back."
"Promise?"
"I said it, didn't I?"
It's not like it would slow him down for long. Prosthetics are a thing. Unless her 'curse' would affect even them."Yes, but was it an observation or an offer of a pact? Are you guaranteeing that if I cut it off you'll use your despair powers to keep me from growing it back, or are you just saying that arms don't grow on trees because you're a busy being and you don't actually know anything about me."
Well, she's not going to spoon-feed you all the answers, is she? Where's the despair in that?"A lasting wound that you couldn't fix would undermine your entire personal philosophy, wouldn't it?"
"That's an observation, not an answer."
Presumably to aid in inducing despair. Or to keep her off-balance so she can't spell her way out of this."Stop playing-" Gamemnae manages to claw the clay away from her mouth. "-it's game! Work out what the rulesmgph-!"
That's not even slightly acting like clay. It's deliberately oozing over her mouth, nose and eyes.
So it falls to speech skills and helping her work through the cause of it.Ah…
Okay, she can hear me. The problem is her despair. I'm not sure if Despair can make someone despair about something that didn't actually bother them. And despair isn't fear, so just saying 'it might not happen' isn't going to be enough if things have gotten to this stage.
Given his current nature, it'd be like a super-fast slideshow with a few consistent background images...I glance at the picture of Desire-.
"My sister-brother wouldn't help. They'd be fascinated to see what you want most."
Therapy time. Engage Talk-no-jutsu!Okay, er…
Rules.
Gamemnae was genuinely despairing what in whatever part of the Aztec afterlife she was stuck in. Despair is making her relive that. How-?
If nothing else, it might get his attention on you. Not likely to help against Despair's effect, but..."Gamemnae! Shout, 'Hail Hephaestaean, King of the Gods and Master of Technology'!"
"Muh?!"
Safe bet that was a 'Are you serious?'"That way, if you die, you'll go to Erebus rather than Mictlān! Hades only does finite punishments! You can sidestep the whole heart thing! I mean, you'll be punished, but he might take time served into consideration!"
"Muh-ugh?!"
'Now what?' Now, you try and actually believe it."I'm not good at this sort of puzzle, but it will work."
"Ugh! Mhm Muhmhmughmum, muh mh mh mugh mh muhmh mh mumumugh." … "Mughmuh?"
Okay, where are you going with this?"It helps if you mean it, but if you've never seriously worshipped any other god then that should do." Ah… other thing. Everyone in Atlantis going mad. "Okay, I think that the affect of any Delirium-related magic would fade if they were disconnected from the system, right?"
...I shudder to imagine the casualty rates, but most of Atlantis should survive... Maybe? Better than losing the whole nation."Muyomugh!"
"So even if it does go wrong, then all we have to do is change them back into baseline humans and give them counselling for the induced madness. Most of them should recover eventually. Then we can shut the whole thing down, and if they want to become Purebloods or whatever again, we can do that. That should work, shouldn't it?"
Okay, she's snapped out of it, a little. Time to get her back on track."Muh… Might..?"
Queen Gamemnae looks her dry-clay-covered form over, then reaches up to her chest to check that her heart is back again. Then she awkwardly and unsteadily stands, staring wide-eyed at Despair, who let's go of my arm.
And that one sentence may send her right back into depression. Hopefully she can focus past it."Thank you."
Despair gestures vaguely in the direction of Gamemnae. "Carry on. You haven't succeeded yet."
He's new and different, when you are an endless embodiment of fundamental forces of the universe new and different things are very rare.It seems like all of the Endless he meets end up liking Paul to some degree.
Thank you, corrected.Me said:
One of the people who put them there in the first place was a woman. And there was that time they both woke up in bed with Eris.Remember Paul, Ahriman being Gemenae means that you've let an eligible woman examine your naked body intensely and record it for "research."
She must die, so jade may never know.
Thank you, corrected.
One of the people who put them there in the first place was a woman.
Uh.
I'm definitely getting a feel of her quagmire spell. Perhaps Ahri'ahn is still alive inside
I think affect was actually more right in this case, but then I take every opportunity I can to use affect as a noun and effect as a verb."Okay, I think that the effect of any Delirium-related magic would fade if they were disconnected from the system, right?"
The question is, if this is Gamemnae, where's Ahri'ahn? How did she make sure he was out of the way before taking his shape?
I don't even know what those words mean...I think affect was actually more right in this case, but then I take every opportunity I can to use affect as a noun and effect as a verb.
Effect (v): Bring about
No. Verb. And noun.Effect (v): Bring about
Affect (n): state of being affected by something
'Desire' and 'avarice' aren't quite the same. Despair doesn't actually feel despair most of the time. They're actually fairly upbeat inside their own head.How come Despair and Desire aren't enlightened to their emotional color?
Desire is always feeling Desire it seems weird that their twin isn't the same.'Desire' and 'avarice' aren't quite the same. Despair doesn't actually feel despair most of the time. They're actually fairly upbeat inside their own head.
Desire is always feeling Desire it seems weird that their twin isn't the same.
I can't wait to see Paul explain all of this to the Justice League, the Team, and the League of Ancients.
Queen G was depressed because of Anti-life. She absorbed the Delirum spell using my tattoos thereby separating it from the universe and it killed her.I can't wait to see Paul explain all of this to the Justice League, the Team, and the League of Ancients.
honestly, i need Paul to do an after-action report too, i'm kinda lost
And while I could say that 'her death toll isn't that great', I'm not that stupid
"He's visiting Earth to find out why Atlantis is out of the water ahead of schedule
"This painting has the most primal possible link to Delirium. If I understand how it works, I might be able to use it to supersede the one I created."
"Have you considered asking politely?"
"Don't be ridiculous."
"I know that it-."
"No, she's right. It wouldn't work. She'd either like the idea or babble incoherently
And I'm curious about why she betrayed the League of Ancients, if that's even what happened.
And I'd like to give her some further reassurance about what's going to happen to her because Adom is not a forgiving man.
Wait. I assumed that she wanted to study my tattoos to learn how to bypass them in a fight. Did she intend to use the setup to improve her grand design
"Pay attention, Lantern. Why aren't the sharks included?"
"Because Gamemnae has Ahri'ahn's root access to the transformation spells
Best to make sure of what she's planning before you let her do it, after all. And make sure it isn't going to make matters worse. Though, given the potential dangers ahead, there's probably not many was it can get worse.7th May 2013
14:14 GMT -2
Gamemnae doesn't pause to brush off the residual clay before dashing over to Delirium's portrait and… Touching it. I assume that she's doing something magical. I walk towards her more slowly-.
Then I pause.
That sounds like a bad idea, OL. Trying to poke your nose in places it shouldn't be might get it pulled off."I don't suppose that you'd be prepared to tell me what turned Delight into Delirium in the first place?"
"Why would I?"
Huh. Let's pencil that in for another time, then. Preferably with lots of protection set up and lots of backup."Because if we did turn her back, she'd constantly be aware that she could flip out and go back to ruining peoples' lives and there wouldn't be anything she could do to prevent it, constantly undermining her harmony with her own nature?"
"She's aware now. Though there is a way to change her."
It could be cataclysmic. In the comics, when Morpheus passed, the whole universe felt a faint shudder of existential dread..."I don't intend to try to kill her, if that's what you're implying. Aside from anything else, I don't have a candidate."
And while I could say that 'her death toll isn't that great', I'm not that stupid.
I mean, it's an easy deduction, but I could see her playing dumb to irritate him.
Just her wording implies all sorts of future problems, yes."Destiny. This is his home."
"He's visiting Earth to find out why Atlantis is out of the water ahead of schedule."
I breathe in somewhat sharply.
That's like asking the ocean to not be wet. Like a certain streamer I follow, he likes to yap."Gamemnae!" I dash towards her, and… Clean up her-. Oh, she wasn't wearing-. I give her some clothes, including a couple of tracking devices just in case. "Anything I can do to help?"
"Stop talking."
If nothing else, her experience and knowledge of Atlantean magic should be very useful in maintaining the mystical side of NEMO's operations."In the interests of avoiding you falling back into despair before you finish, I will make strong representations to the relevant authorities that you've served your time for your outstanding offences. Should the rulers of Earth be unwilling to keep you around, I can find a place for you to live in exile on Maltus, or somewhere else in N.E.M.O.-controlled space."
And do remember to keep it simple enough for the peanut gallery."That-." … "Thank you."
"So what are you doing, roughly speaking?"
So, break the connection and stop the flow of delirium's energies? that sounds dangerous, because all that power's gotta go somewhere."This painting has the most primal possible link to Delirium. If I understand how it works, I might be able to use it to supersede the one I created."
"Have you considered asking politely?"
Or possibly both. The kind of mad, happy babbling that tells you far too much."Don't be ridiculous."
"I know that it-."
"No, she's right. It wouldn't work. She'd either like the idea or babble incoherently."
Ah, having a moment of 'This feels oddly familiar...'Well, darn. Asking for help does come with fairly major…
For a moment a vivid image of me giving the Justice League both barrels over the Nabu situation appears in my head.
Yeah, if she's still alive to meet him, there's going to have to be some very fast talking to prevent him pulling her head off.Fairly major downsides in that if the other party isn't on board with your preferred solution then they now know that you're working against them.
I… Let her work. There are things that I want to know, like exactly what she did to King Orin and Koryak, but this is both more important and more urgent. And I'm curious about why she betrayed the League of Ancients, if that's even what happened. And I'd like to give her some further reassurance about what's going to happen to her because Adom is not a forgiving man.
She might be skilled enough to create a spell structure that mimics their function if not their exact operation.But, yes. Concentrating.
Wait. I assumed that she wanted to study my tattoos to learn how to bypass them in a fight. Did she intend to use the setup to improve her grand design? It doesn't exactly use the standard Atlantean epistemology…
And that might not be a good thing."Despair, would Delirium be aware if I removed a portion of this painting?"
"She's dimly aware of you now. But it would make her more aware of you."
It'd be like trying to direct a raging river, then. With your bare hands."Problem?"
"Returning Delirium's power to her isn't a problem. But I can't create a strong enough bridge quickly enough." She staggers away a step. "I.. can't do it. Even if I held the spell together manually, it wouldn't be enough!"
Ah. Time pressure combined with difficult circumstances. This isn't going to be pretty, is it?"Is there any object or material I could get for you that would fix that problem? I worked with Professor Sephtian on-."
"There isn't enough time to enchant it!"
...Not pretty at all, if she's that happy about it.
There's something they've missed, then. A critical assumption they made."You're just overcomplicating it."
Gamemnae frowns, clearly having no idea what Despair's talking about.
Not enough throughput, if Gamemnae designed them for a slow feed..."Bringing one of the load bearing runes here would work?"
"Probably not."
Ah, crap, she's gone bye-bye again..."Then what are you talking a-bout…"
Gamemnae is staring into space with an expression I'm familiar with due to the vast number of Anti-Lifed people I've seen with one very similar.
...Because they used a different spell to alter themselves."What?"
"Pay attention, Lantern. Why aren't the sharks included?"
And thus there's a connection, from alteration spell to her to..."Because Gamemnae has Ahri'ahn's root access to the transformation spells. Is that still working?"
She nods, numbly.
And guess what she just studied earlier? Oh, boy..."So?"
"That connection doesn't need any extra spells to maintain it." Despair's smile broadens, and that's a lot of yellow teeth. "She just needs a way to transfer the energy, after all."
Light dawns over blockhead. Yup.
No need for an execution, or punishment, then..."Gamemnae… If you do this, I'll try and work out how to fix things so that we can undo it. You should… Recover eventually. And if there's anything you want me to tell anyone..."
Her jaw moves without any sound coming out of her mouth.
Not surprising, given they're the ones inscribed on his skin, aren't they?"I-."
She nods once, extremely stiffly, and disintegrates the clothes I made for her. Then she puts her hands on her chakra points, fingers… Cutting her flesh in the shape of runes that I recognise all too well.
...Okay, that's just disturbing...
Sure, she's going to physically become a shark... but with that much Delirium power involved, she's probably going to become one mentally as well. There won't be a simple undo to be had afterwards. There'll probably just be an ordinary shark, and the fact that said shark used to be a brilliant ancient magician won't even matter, not with the bridge back so thoroughly burnt.
Good thing Orange Light doesn't care about HOW. just WANT.Sure, she's going to physically become a shark... but with that much Delirium power involved, she's probably going to become one mentally as well. There won't be a simple undo to be had afterwards. There'll probably just be an ordinary shark, and the fact that said shark used to be a brilliant ancient magician won't even matter, not with the bridge back so thoroughly burnt.
The Orange Light doesn't trump Endless power, as evidenced by Despair's threat to permanently remove Paul's arm, which he took seriously.