Razorfloss
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Oh great zealots. They're always "fun". Have fun with that Krono and try not to get killed.
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I thought Krono's father in law was "Balm-Upon-Wounds", in this timeline?"You expect me to believe that Salt-Upon-Wounds has no designs on our territory?"
...Ah, I can see the obvious inspiration for folks like this. I take it their attitude is straight from the Old World Blues mod, and this is kind of the typical response you get if you have anything aligned with you that they don't like...19th March 2284
13:56 GMT -6
Of course, they can't all go according to plan.
"-with the Mormon heretics, or with witches like you?"
If they're going for a 'Chi-Roh' symbol, they got the wrong greek character.Saint Michael, ruler of Heaven's Gate (a name that makes me wince to hear it) glowers at me. Between the scar running across his face top right to bottom left and the burning religious fanaticism clear in his manic eyes, he's a rather good glowerer. The unique but potent-looking power armour of his bodyguards decorated with the I superimposed on an X of their faith helps, especially with the hisses of steam released by the uranium-heated steam cores which drive them.
And boy, that name is meaningful for sure. Though I bet it's coincidental in-universe."Because we're neighbours?"
There were some people from Heaven's Gate living in Bone Dancer territory before the Odious King rose to power, and since they lived furthest from his centre of power and had a strong faith of their own, they weathered it a little better than the Bone Dancer tribals. Heaven's Gate has now annexed most of their former territory, as well as conquering the minor fundamentalist Christian nations to their south. So they're now the neighbours of the N.C.R. and its allies along the Arroyo-Vault City line, as well as the Ammonites.
The Legion suffering a slow, fighting decline, then. Victory is inevitable, but not imminent.And I don't want to have another war. We're pretty sure that Edward Sallow is dead, based on interrogations of a few captured legionaries. Vulpes Inculta is directing most of what's left of the Legion's offensive capacity while someone called Aurelius is directing the defence of what's left of their territory. And we're… Managing, but I'd really like to avoid jumping right into another war.
Downright suspicious, it is. Thankfully they're not expansionist... Yet?Because these guys… They use advanced technology. I've seen impressive-looking energy weapons, power armour, motorised vehicles and tanks, as well as aircraft. And as far as I can tell they're every bit as fanatical as the Legion. Their population isn't as big and away from their core territory their roads aren't good enough for them to easily bring their military power to bear, but…
Ah, the kind who takes Bible verse as absolute truth, rather than general guidelines for good living, I take it...It would be difficult and bloody.
"The Samaritan is the neighbour of the Israelite when he embraces godly behavior, not because he happens to be living nearby."
How about 'Thou shall not kill'? I know, it specifically refers to unlawful murder, not general warfare, but that's not a well-known fact."Each of the nations that are taking part allow peaceful proselytism. This would be an opportunity to convert the heathen without warfare."
"Do you think we fear death, knowing that the heavenly kingdom awaits us?"
Kind of hard to turn his brain off, given his enhancements. Or do they have a more specific beef with things he's learned to do since the last episode we saw of him (You know, the whole 'magic' thing.)"I like to think that you would be inspired by the founders of the Christian church, who went amongst the heathens and preached to them without fear, knowing that the heavenly kingdom awaited them, and all of those they converted to the teachings of Jesus Christ."
"And you? Will you do as Prospero did and repent, and abandon your sorcerous ways?"
Hm. It's best to be honest, but how best to convey it?
In other words, not impious or unholy. Totally reasonable, even, except under the most hardline fundamentalist theology."To begin with , the phrase 'suffer not the witch to live' is a mistranslation. The word used actually meant something like 'alchemist', and in context most likely meant 'poisoner'. With regard to myself… To be honest, a few years ago I was an atheist. Had been for most of my life. Even the usual abilities of my tribe are the result of firing an alien machine at our brain; if our understanding of physics were more advanced I suspect it would be every bit as compressible to secular science as steam engines."
Wonder if that's a story we'd ever get, or is it simply too mundane to show..."Your tribe. Not you."
"No. Not me. I do actual magic. I've had the ability ever since we killed the Odious King."
His eyes narrow. "You're infected with his evil."
And in this era, that would have to be something truly spectacularly evil to qualify."Not as far as we can tell. Have you ever met a demon, Saint Michael? I don't mean… A human criminal, or madman, or some sort of predatory mutant. Not a… Person driven by hunger to consume human flesh, or a violent drunk who's temper got out of hand. Not… Mundane cruelty, the… Tests God lays before his mortal followers as He did before Lot. I mean… Looking at someone, and seeing something… Inhumanly evil staring back… And to have it recognise that you see it."
What, trying to frame it as 'part of God's plan' or something similar?"I have fought all manner of evil, and men who listened to demons and did their bidding. But I do not believe that I have seen what you describe."
"It changed me. And I don't just mean my facility for magic; I only got that after Andrew Shaw and I bested it. I mean that seeing that being unbound by mortal limits and reason could exist. Do exist. And if that one, why not others?"
Oh, don't tell me that's a thing now? Good grief."Are you trying to convince me that you are here seeking the true path?"
"No. Just… That I would listen, because I know there is… Something there."
"And what of the idolaters who worship you?"
No, that leads to silliness, and Krono is not a naughty boy.I shake my head. "They saw me stand against a demon, and saw the demon flee to… Wherever it came from after its host was killed. They don't have a strong senses of religious faith, and so identified me as being somehow special. I don't believe that I am special in the theological sense, but I can't go around saying 'I'm not the messiah' all the time."
Oh, I think you might have found a way to make their heads explode in rage."Why not?"
"Because then people who ask 'Why is this guy saying that he's not the messiah? What did he do? Are there people who think he is?', and before you know it we're re-enacting the Life of Brian."
Ironically, as the result of an alien abduction, I believe. Bit of a laugh riot.He frowns. "Who is 'Brian'?"
"It's a comedy film about a Jewish man, set during the time of Jesus. He briefly gets hailed as the messiah due to the people around him completely misinterpreting what he's doing."
He's not wrong.Saint Michael looks vaguely disgusted.
"It's very funny, and quite popular in Britain."
And given the Pythons, that was quite impressive to say."Utter degeneracy."
"Oh, not 'utter'. The original plan was to have Jesus himself as the main character, but the writers found that they couldn't laugh at it when they did that."
He sneers. "Praise the Lord."
Man, this has become quite important to Krono, hasn't it?"Look, even if it's just to see if any of us are worth trying to save, even if it's just to scout our lands, please, at least send a delegation. I've… Put a lot of effort into encouraging peace and cooperation between the civilised people of America and I'd very much like Heaven's Gate to be part of that."
There might be trouble if they try to expand, but that's a future problem."And if I refuse?"
"We carry on ignoring each other. We have no designs on your territory-."
Old Balm must have made quite the impression in his youth to leave such lingering dislike."You expect me to believe that Salt-Upon-Wounds has no designs on our territory?"
"Not as far as I know. He's having to absorb a lot of new land, and industrialise a largely primitive culture. That's taking his full attention. Even if he did, he couldn't beat you, and none of his allies are interesting in helping attack you."
And what area they do control should be more than enough to expand through for a generation or two.Fortunately, their southern border just about matches where Utah ends and Idaho starts, so even if we do adopt 'match the old borders' as our rule we won't be obliged to force the issue.
He sits back in his chair, looking contemplative.
Good, that's not a refusal yet. And if it helps to convince them, I don't think Krono will mind a wet, noisy night."I will consult with my advisors and think on the matter. You will have my response by tomorrow morning."
"Thank you. I-."
"Will be escorted to a church, where prayers will be said over you and sanctified water will be spilled over you."
Hopefully there'll be no unexpected reactions between his FEV-enhanced physique and their 'holy' water.
Now that's an amusing image."To ensure that I am speaking to a man and not an abomination."
"Very well." I stand, and the two soldiers in steam armour step forwards. I hold out my arms and they takes one each. "I will put myself in your care."
There's an antagonist in the Honest Hearts DLC from FNV called Salt Upon Wounds. I think he's the leader of the White Legs tribe that you fight in the game.I thought Krono's father in law was "Balm-Upon-Wounds", in this timeline?
Is there another "-Upon-Wounds" around, or was the name change a recent enough thing that people are still stuck on his less pleasant past, or...is this an error?
And I was under the impression that this was a variant timeline, where he was called Balm-Upon-Wounds instead, hence my confusion.There's an antagonist in the Honest Hearts DLC from FNV called Salt Upon Wounds. I think he's the leader of the White Legs tribe that you fight in the game.
He changed it when he was baptised. The people of Heaven's Gate either aren't aware of that or don't consider Mormon baptism valid. Or more likely both.I thought Krono's father in law was "Balm-Upon-Wounds", in this timeline?
Is there another "-Upon-Wounds" around, or was the name change a recent enough thing that people are still stuck on his less pleasant past, or...is this an error?
Okay, thanks for clarifying.He changed it when he was baptised. The people of Heaven's Gate either aren't aware of that or don't consider Mormon baptism valid. Or more likely both.
Fallout magic is pretty much a big ole blank slate that we know nothing about other than that it exists and seems to mostly be tied to Lovecraftian entities.So i have no idea how magic works in the Fallout universe, but does Krono not have any issues with the whole "lacking a soul" thing that other Pauls have? Or did something happen that fixed that? Or does Fallout magic not care about souls?