1st May
09:11 GMT -6
Luna glances around from the television as I as trot into the living room in equine form. The new… New
er living room has a surfeit of space even for a full family gathering, but she's opted to lie on the floor rather than move a settee into a direction which would allow her to watch the screen. Not that it's much of a sacrifice; with a cleaning staff and science fiction cleaning tools I opted for a decadently fluffy carpet, and it's easily soft enough for comfort.
"We do not believe that We understand the way in which the people of America choose their ruler."
"You and
America."
I walk over to stand next to her, then begin the somewhat awkward process of lowering myself onto my belly.
Yes, I could just pull in my legs and let Sinestro lower me, but I want practice in my pony form. Downdowndown
down and we have a successful landing! Tuck my legs in a bit…
"We suppose that it is progress that you are merely as ungainly as a drunken adolescent."
"Yes, yes it is." I smile and turn my head towards her. "But remember that every piece of mockery which you throw at me will be thrown back at you when you experiment with bipedalism."
"We are uncertain that We even
want to change Our form so. It is less stable, lacks wings, struggles to utilise magic and lacks the physical strength which Our Earth Pony magic provides us."
"Basically all human technology is designed for hands. But, I'm not forcing you. If you don't think you're up to it then you don't think you're up to it."
"An
obvious bait."
"Yeah." I smile. "Is it working?"
She rolls her eyes and looks away for a moment, before giving her mane a small toss.
"What do you mean by 'Us and America'?"
"I'm pretty sceptical about how many Americans actually understand how the whole thing works. Most of them probably get the
basics, but the actual give and take and lobbying that actually happens to actually effect change… I'm dubious. I don't really understand all of it, and I've been involved at the highest level for over a year."
"Explain it to Us."
"O-. Well, I
can't; as I said, I don't understand it. But if you want the
basics… Equestria is an autocratic tyranny. When Celestia wants to make a law, change a policy or use executive authority, she doesn't need anyone's permission."
Luna raises her eyebrows.
I raise mine right back.
"
Duocratic monarchy. And we are advised by numerous ponies."
"But they can't stop you. The only people who can gainsay the monarchs are the monarchs, which in practice will mean Celestia for a generation or two."
"Yes… Someone must be able to make a final decision."
I squeeze my eyes closed, quietly sniggering.
"Is that..? Not the case here?"
I open my eyes to see Luna regarding me quizzically.
"The problem with America, is that they tried to make the best system possible."
Her eyes narrow. "And that is
bad?"
"If you try and make a perfect system as an imperfect being
using imperfect beings, things are going to go 'bong' the moment you pull the activation lever. This right here?" I nod at the television as the presenters try to judge the likely outcome of the remaining primary votes. All the ways Knight could lose, basically. None of them are particularly likely. "This is a pre-election election."
"Yes, the two parties are deciding who will be their champion. We understand
that much."
"Except that's not it. Each state votes on who they want each party's candidate to be. In some places only members of that party can vote, but in other places anyone can."
"Would the other party not simply try to vote for an unelectable ignoramus, to increase the attractiveness of their own candidate?"
It would explain a lot…
"They
might, but there's a risk that person might get elected. The
intent -as I understand it- is to increase the chance of getting a candidate with wider appeal. And of course there's an electoral college, which makes things more complicated."
She frowns. "If the system is so complex that it requires a college to teach people how to participate, then We may concur with your assessment."
"No, 'college' in this context means the votes in each state determine where the fixed number of votes
of that state go, which are the votes that actually determine the outcome. So you vote for a vote in an election for an election. In fact, given that they also use electors, it's a vote for a vote in an election for a vote in an election."
"I suspect that it is more sensible that you make it sound."
"No, it's like Winter Wrap-Up: pointless, but people have been doing it this way for so long that people don't react rationally to you questioning it."
"What is
your intent?"
"I'd like Horne to win, but Knight is such a… Leaf in the wind that I doubt he'll really make things difficult for me."
She nods, though she's frowning. "Did your interview advance his cause? Are those issues… Child-rearing and private armaments, important to the people of America?"
"Ahhh… Sort of. It's…" I take a moment to work out how to explain it. "Virtue signalling."
"Your meaning?"
"Humans are mind-blind. They can't hear one another's thoughts, or truly see the world from one another's perspective. All they can do is observe the behaviours of one another and attempt to decipher the thoughts and intent behind them. Virtue signalling is the process by which humans within a political community show one another what people in that community value. For a pony example: Applejack is honest even when it isn't in her interest to be, and all around her can see this and are reassured that honesty is something she truly values."
"We understand so far."
"And that lesson wouldn't be anything like as effective if she merely
said that she valued honesty but constantly lied. She would be labelled as a hypocrite, and when an accusation of hypocrisy sticks it's usually considered a pretty solid refutation of an argument. Which is a fallacy; a person coming up short doesn't prove that they don't value a thing or that the thing shouldn't be valued… But I'm getting off track."
"A consequence of mind-blindness is that all we can judge are appearances. But if that's true, what is the difference between someone who acts in accordance with their deeply-felt beliefs and someone who puts on a show for popularity's sake?"
"Constancy."
I snort with amusement. "Yes. But people have such short memories. Gun ownership and sex education are… Flag issues. Signifying issues. In theory, they show an allegiance to a particular way of seeing the nation. In terms of practicality they're irrelevant. The most conservative president in history couldn't block children's access to sex-related material in a country like America. The most liberal couldn't prevent parents lecturing their children on abstinence-only. The most gun-hating president couldn't recall every gun in circulation and if a gun-lover repealed every restrictive ordinance hardly anyone would take advantage of it because the most practical guns are already legal. A handful of people would buy tanks and artillery pieces to show that they could, and that's about it. Whether Horne or Knight win the election, I doubt that either will change the law relating to either topic much, if at all. Even if they would like to." I snort quietly. "Even if they try to."
"But Knight is signalling that he has a virtue, a set of beliefs. A set that will cause particular demographics to vote for him, even though they'll get little out of it. A set that I don't believe that he actually has, but that won't matter because his new friends aren't going to look back at his previous positions, or will accept that he's seen the light. Knight goes to where people are and tries to fit in. Horne states his case -usually.. not very well- and tries to bring people to him."
"What would they do if they felt it necessary to take a position that none agreed with, as Celestia did when she freed Discord?"
"They fail to pass any legislation for the remainder of their term, and are never elected again."
Luna nods. "We think that We may see a flaw in this system."
"You and
Socrates, Luna. You and Socrates."