23rd August 2012
20:02 GMT -7
I look into the audience as I trot out onto the stage. Full to overflowing, which is a little surprising given the topic under discussion. And the fact that… Well, ponies know that I'm involved with the innovations in their military, the recent resurgence of Earth Pony magic and… With their princess, but without modern media it's a little hard to work out exactly how much of an awareness there is of
me in pony society. Or… Anything, really. News travels
slow, and unlike Britain at an equivalent level of technology their print media is…
Basic.
But at least there's a microphone. I step up to it and make eye contact with a cross section of the audience.
"Heresy. When I first chose that as the title of this lecture, I wasn't sure how familiar everyone would be with the pony word for the concept. In fact, in your language it doesn't have the same connotations as it does in mine at
all. Where
I'm from, it is most commonly applied to heterodox
religious beliefs, rather than to divergent beliefs in general. And of course, ponies are… Herd animals. It didn't seem entirely impossible to me that there flat out
wasn't a single word for it."
I make eye contact with Sunset who's here under an illusion as her pre-ascension self, alongside Twilight Sparkle. Luna's doing something similar, though she's picked a less recognisable face.
"But there
is, and here we are. And before I reveal my
particular heresy to you, let's establish a few points of commonality."
"Every pony is born with a special talent. The newborn foal will likely not be aware of it, or.. really, even be aware of anything very much. But it's there, and by the time they reach adolescence they will most likely both know what it is and have a-"
I half-turn and toss my head back towards my own haunch stamp.
"-colourful mark related to it on their bottom. In older pony societies that marked the point at which a pony would be considered a young adult rather than a child; when they might enter an apprenticeship or trade school rather than continue participating in general education. That's not the case
now, as it's generally accepted that ponies need a wider range of education just to function in an increasing complex society, but getting a cutie mark is still considered a major life event. At the last census a full ninety two percent of ponies in employment reported that they worked professionally in areas relating to their special talents, with most of the rest being in temporary work or in associated fields."
"I don't think I've said anything particularly contentious so far. Have I?"
A few head-shakes.
"But let's look at it again. All ponies have special talents."
I pause for effect.
"
All ponies. Not just ponies who have gained their cutie marks.
All ponies. That newborn foal
has a special talent just as much as each of
you does. You're more
aware of yours, you've
achieved more in your field… But the talent is still there. Indeed, most reports on the subject state that in many cases the ponies closest to a pre-mark pony have a pretty good idea what sort of mark they'll develop well before they finally manifest it. It's true in some cases a mark appears the first time a young pony is exposed to a particular idea and something
clicks in their head at once… But more frequently the manifestation involves a moment of profound realisation of something that's been there all along. Getting over.. something that's stopped them fully engaging with their talent."
"All ponies have special talents. Not all ponies have cutie marks. A special talent is a prerequisite for having a cutie mark. A cutie mark is
not a prerequisite for having a special talent."
And now the pony-in-the-headlights stares.
But not from Sunset, who rolls her eyes.
"So. Where does the cutie mark come from? I'm an outsider to Equestrian society, but I assumed that when I had the opportunity to review the literature there would be some sort of answer. Perhaps not a
precise explanation of why
exact images form at the moment of revelation, but at least a broad understanding of the underlying mechanism. But there isn't. Talents
themselves are reasonably well understood; the increase in the rate at which ponies gain skills in mark-related areas compared to 'off-mark' areas has been studied numerous times. More cutting-edge studies have even tried using modern brainwave reading equipment to see if the pony brain registers activities relating to the pony's special talent differently to other activities, though so far the bulky nature of the headsets has stymied those efforts."
"Cutie marks don't grant special talents. So what does? The moment of revelation? No. Quite aside from the fact that people suddenly realise or remember things all of the time without developing body art to go along with it, not all ponies recognise their special talent in that way, and… They still get marks. So that leaves us with… What? Realisation
relating to a special talent?" I shake my head. "I doubt it. Who hasn't at some point picked up something written by a pony with a talent similar to our own, that we might learn something of ourselves? And read something and found ourselves saying something along the lines of 'Of
course! It's so obvious!'."
Other than me, of course.
"
That doesn't grant additional body art, either."
"So what does? What other phenomena cause pictures to appear of pony bodies? Well,
tattoos, obviously, though those tend not to show up well under pony fur, and… Aren't exactly popular. The only other example that I'm aware of is the
Cutie Pox. Thought to be an extinct disease, it was recently discovered to be the result of consuming a particular plant with powerful alchemical properties. The afflicted pony manifested sixteen cutie marks simultaneously, along with the associated special talents. And according to their family, none of the cutie marks related to things they had any skill in before the condition took hold, and none of them remained after the condition was cured."
"Let that sink in for a moment. A pony had cutie marks related to a talent they
weren't born with. Cutie marks which
took those talents with them when they vanished."
Mouths are hanging open, and a pony in the third row has
his forehooves wrapped around his head, shaking in existential dread.
"So. What purpose do cutie marks serve? It isn't to give ponies talents. Could it be social signalling, showing other ponies where your skills lie? Possibly, except for the fact that a good many cutie marks are fairly abstract. At a glance, would you associate
a flower with teaching, or
a sparkling jewel with dress-making? Probably not. Do they signal age? No. Cutie marks manifest between the ages of four and fourteen, too wide a difference for that to make sense."
"So if they don't have any function in the process of having a talent, that one talent everypony is born with, and they don't have a signalling function, what are they for? And what would happen if they weren't there?"
"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah."
Head-grabber loses his nerve completely and dashes from the lecture theatre.
"A pony has their moment of realisation, and nothing appears on their haunches. By definition, they're
aware of their talent, but there's nothing signalling that to others… Other than their skill at whatever it is that their talent lies in. Since other ponies are tuned to notice things like that, it would be detected reasonably quickly… But since marks can be so abstract and often only have meaning to the pony whose mark it is, recognising exactly what the skill lies in isn't all that easy anyway. So… No useful purpose."
"So this is my heresy: cutie marks are useless. Worthless. Worse than worthless, because if the unnatural marks created by Cutie Pox are in fact
representative, then that means that losing a mark results in the loss of a talent. If true, that means that getting a mark
adds a point of vulnerability which did not exist before."
"But then… Why
do they exist? Certainly, there are no adult ponies
without cutie marks. Medical literature seems to indicate that not only is this true
now, but has been true throughout pony history. How could such a mechanism arise if it does not serve a useful purpose?"
"Well. Perhaps it
is useful. Just not for the pony. If it turns out that the internal magics of a pony who has realised their talent operate differently to the internal magics of ponies
without marks…"
"
Maybe that makes them all the more tasty."
There's a
moment of silence as my audience considers this, coming to terms with the implication.
And then the room erupts in total pandemonium.