Negetiations (supplementary, Renegade Option)
Mr Zoat
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12th August 2012
18:38 GMT
"Hey, Mister Grayven!" / "Hey, Mister Grayven!" / "Hey, Mister Grayven!" / "Hey, Mister Grayven!" / "Hey, Mister Grayven!"
I smile and raise my right hand in a half-wave/half Roman salute as the universe's youngest kryptonians look up from their painting.
"Hello, children!"
Lu-Zod flies unsteadily over to me and grabs hold of my right hand.
"Come see! Come see!"
"I'm sorry, but I need to talk to Karsta Wor-Ul right now."
"Aaawh."
I delicately recover my right hand while patting her on the head with my left.
"I'll come right back when I'm done, okay?"
"Lu-?!"
One of the tamaranean childminders assigned to the facility spots her charge and swoops down to recover her.
"Lu-Zod, you are not to fly off like that!"
The child's face falls. "I'm sorry. I just got so excited!"
I shoo the child back into the care of her guardian, then step back out of the orphanarium and into the corridor.
This place has really brightened up since we slaughtered all the Citadelians who used to live here. I'd assumed that Karsta was the utilitarian sort, but they've actually remodelled the entire interior into something a good deal more child-friendly. Out went about half the cloning tanks, in come arboreta and multi-tier classrooms. Karsta isn't going for mass production here. She-.
"Grayven."
I turn and smile at her, though it's more a 'polite' smile than the genuine ones that the children got.
"Karsta. How are you feeling?"
"Like I'm actually working for a living." And she does actually look tired. Though I suppose that could be due to the fact that by design this facility doesn't invigorate kryptonians anything like as much as the Earth's sun does. "It's rewarding, but I'm feeling my age."
"Hey, you can sunbathe under a purple healing ray with your fingers crossed if you want." She doesn't look impressed. "No luck finding other kryptonians, then?"
"If it were easy, Amalak would have found them first."
And I doubt that Kara In-Ze is going to want to give up her career as a superheroine secret agent to become a childminder. Huh. I never did try finding the local version of Kara What-Ever, did I? I just sort of assumed that she'd either turn up or they already checked and there wasn't one. I mean, sticking her in the phantom zone would have been far safer than a space pod if it was a last minute job.
Hah! Or maybe we've got one with Power Girl proportions and they couldn't get the lid to shut!
…
Yeah, probably shouldn't make jokes about a woman whose entire species got wiped out. Damn ponies. Making me a better person.
"There wasn't anything on the Doomsday about other kryptonians getting away, was there?"
"Yes, Grayven, I just didn't want to check up on it until you asked." She frowns. "Why are you here, anyway? Your monthly check-in isn't for another week."
"We've got a problem. You remember the other version of me I-."
"He's finally coming here."
I wince slightly. "To be honest, he was probably coming here from the moment he saw me. Packing up an entire civilisation and shipping it to the other side of the galaxy isn't something that can be done quickly, but I've received intelligence and he's probably going to be here sooner rather than later."
She shrugs. "The last thing I want is to put Krypton's future in another alien's hands. I can command the Doomsday myself, but none of the kids are going to be ready."
About what I thought.
"I don't suppose you can set the Doomsday to work for someone else, can you? With the right wavelength enhancing you, you could easily destroy their smaller ships even without a ship."
"Anyone can command the Doomsday if I give them access. But there's a difference between controlling a ship and controlling it well. I don't have a second in command who's trained and experienced in using it."
And goodness knows I couldn't fly it worth a damn.
"I-. Okay, so he's not kryptonian, but I know a guy who might be able to get the hang of it."
"Has he commanded a kryptonian warship before?"
"No. But he is very quick at learning things. His name's Harold Near, he's been working with Lex."
"Those human warships aren't terrible, but they don't work anything like the Doomsday."
"Yeah, try.. this guy out before you write him off."
She looks sceptical, but then shrugs. "Fine, it can't hurt. I guess Earth has enough weirdoes that it shouldn't really surprise me if one was a natural at space combat."
"Okay. Ah, there's something I need to check on really quickly, but other than Mister Near is there anything you need here?"
"No, we're fine." … "More children's books and T.V. shows? I wanted to ration them but the tamaraneans wouldn't go for it."
I nod. "Can do. Back shortly."
Mother Box.
Ping.
I step through the silent hole into interstellar space. Right. Rao is that way and Sol is that way…
Ring, scan for kryptonite. Fill My Vacancy!
Scanning. Kryptonite radiation found.
My vision flickers as my ring relays the information to my visor. Okay, that's one lump that shouldn't be there. Tube me.
Ping.
And through again… Giant asteroid made of kryptonite. Okay, if she's even in there I don't want to panic her. Or just have her wander naked through a city wrecking the place like she did in the comic.
"Grayven to Karsta."
"That was quick."
"You've got a medical facility there, right?"
"It's one big medical facility. Why?"
"I've got a giant lump of kryptonite that might have a kryptonian inside it. Can you handle it?"
"The walls are thick enough to block it, and the genomorphs can wear protective overalls. So, yes."
"Good. Sending it to you now."
BOOM!
"Then I'll go and grab Mister Near."
18:38 GMT
"Hey, Mister Grayven!" / "Hey, Mister Grayven!" / "Hey, Mister Grayven!" / "Hey, Mister Grayven!" / "Hey, Mister Grayven!"
I smile and raise my right hand in a half-wave/half Roman salute as the universe's youngest kryptonians look up from their painting.
"Hello, children!"
Lu-Zod flies unsteadily over to me and grabs hold of my right hand.
"Come see! Come see!"
"I'm sorry, but I need to talk to Karsta Wor-Ul right now."
"Aaawh."
I delicately recover my right hand while patting her on the head with my left.
"I'll come right back when I'm done, okay?"
"Lu-?!"
One of the tamaranean childminders assigned to the facility spots her charge and swoops down to recover her.
"Lu-Zod, you are not to fly off like that!"
The child's face falls. "I'm sorry. I just got so excited!"
I shoo the child back into the care of her guardian, then step back out of the orphanarium and into the corridor.
This place has really brightened up since we slaughtered all the Citadelians who used to live here. I'd assumed that Karsta was the utilitarian sort, but they've actually remodelled the entire interior into something a good deal more child-friendly. Out went about half the cloning tanks, in come arboreta and multi-tier classrooms. Karsta isn't going for mass production here. She-.
"Grayven."
I turn and smile at her, though it's more a 'polite' smile than the genuine ones that the children got.
"Karsta. How are you feeling?"
"Like I'm actually working for a living." And she does actually look tired. Though I suppose that could be due to the fact that by design this facility doesn't invigorate kryptonians anything like as much as the Earth's sun does. "It's rewarding, but I'm feeling my age."
"Hey, you can sunbathe under a purple healing ray with your fingers crossed if you want." She doesn't look impressed. "No luck finding other kryptonians, then?"
"If it were easy, Amalak would have found them first."
And I doubt that Kara In-Ze is going to want to give up her career as a superheroine secret agent to become a childminder. Huh. I never did try finding the local version of Kara What-Ever, did I? I just sort of assumed that she'd either turn up or they already checked and there wasn't one. I mean, sticking her in the phantom zone would have been far safer than a space pod if it was a last minute job.
Hah! Or maybe we've got one with Power Girl proportions and they couldn't get the lid to shut!
…
Yeah, probably shouldn't make jokes about a woman whose entire species got wiped out. Damn ponies. Making me a better person.
"There wasn't anything on the Doomsday about other kryptonians getting away, was there?"
"Yes, Grayven, I just didn't want to check up on it until you asked." She frowns. "Why are you here, anyway? Your monthly check-in isn't for another week."
"We've got a problem. You remember the other version of me I-."
"He's finally coming here."
I wince slightly. "To be honest, he was probably coming here from the moment he saw me. Packing up an entire civilisation and shipping it to the other side of the galaxy isn't something that can be done quickly, but I've received intelligence and he's probably going to be here sooner rather than later."
She shrugs. "The last thing I want is to put Krypton's future in another alien's hands. I can command the Doomsday myself, but none of the kids are going to be ready."
About what I thought.
"I don't suppose you can set the Doomsday to work for someone else, can you? With the right wavelength enhancing you, you could easily destroy their smaller ships even without a ship."
"Anyone can command the Doomsday if I give them access. But there's a difference between controlling a ship and controlling it well. I don't have a second in command who's trained and experienced in using it."
And goodness knows I couldn't fly it worth a damn.
"I-. Okay, so he's not kryptonian, but I know a guy who might be able to get the hang of it."
"Has he commanded a kryptonian warship before?"
"No. But he is very quick at learning things. His name's Harold Near, he's been working with Lex."
"Those human warships aren't terrible, but they don't work anything like the Doomsday."
"Yeah, try.. this guy out before you write him off."
She looks sceptical, but then shrugs. "Fine, it can't hurt. I guess Earth has enough weirdoes that it shouldn't really surprise me if one was a natural at space combat."
"Okay. Ah, there's something I need to check on really quickly, but other than Mister Near is there anything you need here?"
"No, we're fine." … "More children's books and T.V. shows? I wanted to ration them but the tamaraneans wouldn't go for it."
I nod. "Can do. Back shortly."
Mother Box.
Ping.
I step through the silent hole into interstellar space. Right. Rao is that way and Sol is that way…
Ring, scan for kryptonite. Fill My Vacancy!
Scanning. Kryptonite radiation found.
My vision flickers as my ring relays the information to my visor. Okay, that's one lump that shouldn't be there. Tube me.
Ping.
And through again… Giant asteroid made of kryptonite. Okay, if she's even in there I don't want to panic her. Or just have her wander naked through a city wrecking the place like she did in the comic.
"Grayven to Karsta."
"That was quick."
"You've got a medical facility there, right?"
"It's one big medical facility. Why?"
"I've got a giant lump of kryptonite that might have a kryptonian inside it. Can you handle it?"
"The walls are thick enough to block it, and the genomorphs can wear protective overalls. So, yes."
"Good. Sending it to you now."
BOOM!
"Then I'll go and grab Mister Near."
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