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Although, can someone remind me what happened after the weird thing with Pluto being a Star Conqueror?
Paul took Melinoe there to examine it but she was kidnapped by some Dreaming residents.
Although, can someone remind me what happened after the weird thing with Pluto being a Star Conqueror?
Do you think she means a Prince Albert?
Want and powerlessness. And a companion of the spirit of poverty. From context this implies she was not the spirit of Want as in desiring things, but rather the spirit of Want as lacking necessities.Aporia is the spirit of want.
I kinda want paul to just say. "to cause chaos" and leave.
Edit: ninja'd kinda
Aporia would be exclusively the former, the personification of deficiency, not desire.Want: noun said:1. a lack or deficiency of something.
"Victorian houses which are in want of repair"
2. a desire for something.
"the expression of our wants and desires"
Ok but hear me out here.The one time I would have approved of making a white character black.
Gaudia waves her right hand. "And we were out and about, making lives for ourselves in highly restrictive avatars
Telling me that you're slacking off from a low-stress administrative job isn't the best way to start an interview."
A group of Olympian-themed demigods -or possibly gods- have set up shop on an alien planet and want to talk. I'd like to have someone from that mythos accompany me. Are you available?"
She blinks.
"Another-? Are you-?"
I could virtually hear her hand snap up in a halting gesture.
"Djh!" She spares a moment to glare at me. "I will deal with you in a moment."
I wonder if such an influx of souls empowers Hades or means he uses up more power?
It doesn't empower him.
It actually decreases his power since he's using the power of Erebus to give more energy to the souls.
Yes, but it does seem clear that he gets something out of it. If gods didn't get anything out of afterlife's they would not all make one.It doesn't empower him.
It actually decreases his power since he's using the power of Erebus to give more energy to the souls.
Yes, even they are aware of just how little is known of them these days, it seems. The joy of so many minor cults being disempowered, suppressed or outright eradicated over the centuries of conquest. And yes, 'Cult' is the right word. It's in more recent years that it's taken on the darker meaning most apply to it these days...11th September 2012
12:58 GMT +3
"Because while I am a Hellenist, I wasn't raised in the tradition and so I'm not necessarily aware of the names and personalities of… Less well known deities."
"You can say 'minor gods'. We are well acquainted with the concept."
I get the feeling they don't get out much..."I mean… To be honest, there was more of a chance that you'd know me." I shrug. "So let me turn that around; why didn't you come and find me? Anyone on Themyscira could have got a message to me."
Aporia tilts her head to the left slightly.
As evidenced by the fact nearly all of us had never heard of them before yesterday..."Zero worshippers. We're a footnote in some texts on Greek 'mythology'."
I shrug again.
Hopefully not like Ishtar was, in that Sandman story arc."And?"
Gaudia waves her right hand. "And we were out and about, making lives for ourselves in highly restrictive avatars, up until Lord Hades recalled us to help manage his workload. I thought that someone had destroyed Themyscira."
Aporia nods. "So we returned, and met these fascinating people foreign to the Earth, and…"
"And we had cause to want to… Branch out."
Ha! As above, so below. Some things are universal.
Boy, she's completely shameless, isn't she?Aporia looks away awkwardly. "I wouldn't put it-"
Gaudia nods. "Yes."
"-quite like-." She glare at Gaudia. "That."
...I find that doubtful."You understand that we give these rings to people in the expectation that they'll use them for useful things, right? Telling me that you're slacking off from a low-stress administrative job isn't the best way to start an interview."
"We can make it worth your while."
Hey, now. Some take their jobs seriously. Passing few, but some."I can just ask someone else where Melinoë is. Actu-."
I turn my empathic vision up a little, looking for-. Ah, there she is! Serves me right for asking a Hellenistic deity to be helpful.
Ladies, he said 'No'... Take it with some grace. Minor deities you may be but you are still daughters of hades..."Found her." I rise off the ground and fly in the her general direction into the palace. "Have a nice day."
"Wai-t!"
We may see the rare double oral-pedal insertion...I pause in the air, half-turning back to see a worried-looking Aporia with her right hand outstretched.
"Yes?"
Hmm, good point. As a deity of desire, surely she should have some clue... Looks like it was a good thing he didn't pick her."Are you telling us that you don't want anything from us at all?"
"Yes. Few gods are more powerful than the Ophidian. Hades has my afterlife requirements covered, and I understand my own desires perfectly. And-." I frown. "Can't you tell?"
And what do you get the man who has everything he wants? Or is at least getting it.Gaudia shakes her head. "You're… Hard to read."
"Well… You're coming to me. If you think you've got something to offer me, offer it."
Honestly, I would not be surprised if he himself was more powerful than them outright at this moment."Power."
"I can see your link to Erebos. You're being empowered by it at Hades' direction. I don't know if the Ophidian is more powerful than Erebos, but I know that I'm closer to her than you are to your power source. If you're ducking out of work, I imagine that you think you're going to lose that link and want me to replace it."
Boy, I bet that took some effort to make worksafe... Believe me, the original art is very much not. And it's not too far from how the actual encounter is said to have gone, minus the blatant fan service and anachronisms...
Well, so much for the threesome. Guess they just don't compare to a nice athletic Asian lady."With-." Gaudia glances at Aporia and gets a nervous nod. "With us."
"No. Anything else?"
Well, she's not a complete idiot, I see."What?" / "How dare y-?!"
Despite her surprise, Aporia is alert enough to elbow Gaudia before she can complete her complaint. Gaudia realises her error at once, and inclines her head slightly to indicate that her friend should continue to advance their case.
Besides, his girlfriend is a trained assassin with advanced alien power armour... Do you want her coming after you? I'm sure she'd be happy to have a chance to learn how to kill gods."We are goddesses of desire. There is no form-."
"If I was interested in having sex with an embodiment of desire then I'd have sex with the Ophidian. If I was interested in a ego-massaging harem of goddesses picked from near-dead religions, I'd have gone out looking for recruits before now. I want neither of those things."
Heh. Remind me, did he meet the demonically powered alternate (Sybarite) during the crisis of Infinite Pauls? I'm fairly sure he has, and thus has a good example of exactly what he says.Though… Looking back, that could have been an interesting way to spend a few years.
"I've got no special interest in winning some sort of prize for being the biggest myopically egotistical hedonist in Hellenic history. People aren't prizes who can be won, especially not by having sex with them." I pointedly raise mt eyebrows. "Done?"
Why can't it be both? Yup, she rolled a 1 on her Diplomacy check there.Aporia looks slightly awkward, though whether that's because she recognises that she's misstepped or because she insulted me I'm not sure.
"I.. understand. Ah. Princess Melinoë-."
Business first, OL, then pleasure. Though in this case, the business is certainly a pleasure."Is here." Melinoë steps out of the palace, looking decidedly unimpressed. "And she's wondering why you're here instead of at your desks. But only for a moment, because it isn't hard to deduce."
"Melinoë, it's good to-."
"Djh!" She spares a moment to glare at me. "I will deal with you in a moment."
Ah, too much leisure time before Hades recalled them. I'm sure every generation has had that type. Not surprising that the Olympians would have representatives of that mindset, being images of mortal Man writ large...I bow my head slightly.
"These work-shy slatterns need to learn that they're here to do a job! They have thousands of applicants to review for deviant desires and actualisation achievements! And the fact that they haven't already started heading back towards the line suggests-"
Oh, don't run, ladies, you'll only annoy her more.Gaudia gets a clue, tugs Aporia's arm and starts walking back the way Melinoë came.
"-that they're eager to volunteer for nightmare-testing."
...Do we want to know where that was? Or is it not fit for general consumption? I'll choose to imagine they were not-quite-X-rated webcam teasers.She gives them a few minutes to get out of sight, then looks back contemptuously..
"Honestly. If we weren't desperately overworked I would have told father to leave them where he found them."
Ah, yes, the reason you came down here. Always getting distracted by side encounters, OL...She huffs, then gives me her full attention.
"Well? What is it?"
Heh, that caught her by surprise."A group of Olympian-themed demigods -or possibly gods- have set up shop on an alien planet and want to talk. I'd like to have someone from that mythos accompany me. Are you available?"
She blinks.
"Another-? Are you-?"
So, they're coming along? Oh, this trip just got so much more amusing."Of course, if you're busy with the new intake-."
"This sounds more important. If they've found a way to leave a single world, that would be valuable knowledge." She thinks for a moment. "And if I'm not here to watch them, those two aren't going to do anything. I'll take them with me as maids. Who else is coming?"
Delete 'the'.
If I was interested in an ego-massaging harem...
I pointedly raise my eyebrows. "Done?"
Yes, but it does seem clear that he gets something out of it. If gods did get anything out of afterlife's they would not all make one.
Maybe there is useful work souls can do?
Well, so much for the threesome. Guess they just don't compare to a nice athletic Asian lady.
Heh. Remind me, did he meet the demonically powered alternate (Sybarite) during the crisis of Infinite Pauls? I'm fairly sure he has, and thus has a good example of exactly what he says.
That's a good question. Has OL any other Olympians in mind for the trip? Any Hellenic worshippers? The more the merrier, after all, since he's not bringing the Team
Thank you, corrected....and fly in the her general direction into the palace.
Delete 'the'.
If I was interested in an ego-massaging harem...
I pointedly raise my eyebrows. "Done?"
May I ask for the name of the source? This is QQ after all
Alas, I don't know the source, I've only seen it in imageboard threads. Maybe try a reverse image search? Assuming the black boxes don't trick it...
Aaand another Paul variant has just been created, somewhere in the multiverse.Though… Looking back, that could have been an interesting way to spend a few years.
Worst case scenario he wins and you have a super-powered Ares with xeno-tech who is pissed off you tried to kill him.As ever, I suggest taking Ares. If he survives, then we've learned that he may be useful fighting the Reach. If he doesn't survive, well, it's no great loss.
But you didn't try to kill him, you just gave him a chance to increase his power, in a place where his domain is Just. All depends on how you sell it.Worst case scenario he wins and you have a super-powered Ares with xeno-tech who is pissed off you tried to kill him.
glare -> glares
Acting good just because someone might catch you out?(don't want to take credit in case he also happens to read this)
Thank you, corrected.
You know, I don't think I ever asked. What was the point of divergence that caused the MLP crossover to only happen in Renegade? I ask, since OL's future/alt reality visions during the ambush bug thing involved him interacting with Nightmare Moon, who was already released long before that happened in the Renegade timeline. That's a pretty huge disparity in the two timelines and I'm curious how it came about.