4th November, 1999
11:31 GMT
I'm in the Republic of Ireland without passing through a border checkpoint, but that's okay. We're both still part of the European Union, UKIP's respectable showing in the European Parliament election earlier this year notwithstanding, so there's no need to show a passport. Before coming here I didn't go to other European countries often enough to know if I'm supposed to go through a border point anyway just so they know I'm here or if it's alright to just turn up, but I'm pretty sure that owning a strategic weapon given to me by non-human sophonts would be a bigger deal if it ever came to court. Or maybe not. I think it was in 1984 where one of the characters advised obeying all of the small and everyday rules so that no one would think that you were disobeying the large ones.
I walk up to the… Well, the stone that Percival gave me is glowing, so there must be some sort of ley line focus here. But the standing stones aren't exactly in good repair, and from the arrangement it looks like someone decided to repurpose them for public meetings.
But who am I to argue with a glowing stone?
Construct armour firmly attached, no construct weapons,
satchel with appropriate gifts and absolutely no electronic devices. All check. I step into the still just visible circle, hold the stone up and wait.
I should have asked Percival how long-.
The stone shimmers white and… Pink? And light strobes out towards the circle's circumference. The intensity builds for a few moments and then there's a flash-.
And… I'm somewhere else. In a rocky tunnel lined with conveniently glowing crystals. Normally I'd scan something like that and try to work out how that worked. But I'm on best behaviour.
Ah…
I was sort of assuming that someone would have heard that, but it doesn't look like anyone's running to see what that lightshow was about.
Alright, just… Politely walk forwards and… Ah, not
ask if anyone's home… Glow more brightly?
Huh. The tunnel is quite short, and opens into… A sort of underground garden. Strange plants bearing stranger fruits grow from a central area and from large pots around the walls. A large crystal growing in the ceiling appears to be providing the light-.
"Niamh, would you mind giving me a hand over here?"
A pink-haired banshee in a plain white robe is doing.. something to one of the plants. Gathering nectar, I think? Or possibly sap?
I.. walk towards her, looking around as I go. There doesn't appear to be anyone else here, though I can see other tunnels leading away from this cavern.
"What's the matter, been tasting yer own-" She glances up for a second before returning her attention to her work. "-fruit-."
Her head comes back up and she stands in a hurry, pitcher containing nectar falling-.
I extend a construct hawk, flying it across the room to catch the pitcher and set it on the ground. That action is enough to
set her off, hair rising and hands glowing as she musters whatever energy it is banshees use for their attacks. Pitcher safely landed I dismiss the hawk and raise my hands in surrender, weakly glowing stone turned so that the rune carved into its surface is clearly visible.
"What-? Who are you? What on Earth are you doing here?"
I move my right hand to my chin and wiggle it left and right, then rotate it so that my thumb is pointing towards my chest and slide it backwards and forth.
She looks down at it and then back up at my face.
"Is that supposed to mean something?"
Yes, I suppose it would have been a bit much to hope for, every member of an isolationist community knowing British sign language.
I nod.
"Well clearly it doesn't. Where did you get that stone from?"
Two fists, thumbs pointed inw-.
"
Stop doing that." Her hands are still up but the glow has faded and her hair's nearly back to normal. "Can you no' talk?"
I shrug, and reach into my satchel for pen and paper. Pulling them out, I flick through to the basic words part and hold up 'No'. Then I flick through to the 'greetings' section and hold up 'Hello, I am the Green Knight'.
"The… Oh. I didn't think you were real."
'Banshee'.
"Of course
I'm real. And that doesn't explain where you got that-."
"Sh'rain!" Pink hair glances over to the cave entry where the voice came from. "Who are you talking to?"
A banshee with faded purple hair walks in, then stops dead as she sees me. One quick look at the stone-.
"Put yer hands down, girl. This one's allowed here."
The pink haired banshee -Sh'rain, apparently- does as she's told, though she still looks at me suspiciously.
"Why?"
"He's a friend t' Queen Mab. Though he hasn't-" Purple hair regards me curiously. "-been back here fer a while."
I flick through the book to an empty page and write, 'Please take me to the queen'.
"Oh, aye. I'll take y' to her a'right."
Flick to one of the first pages. 'Thank you'.
"What's so special about
him?" Pink hair looks at me curiously, now that her fear has been allayed. "There
is a man under there, isn't there?"
"Aye, there
is. Not one we've seen fer a while." She draws herself up slightly as she looks at me. "Come along, then."
I nod politely at Sh'rain, then march towards Purple Hair. She looks a little older, but I see what Percival meant about them not really showing their age. Scanning her telomeres wouldn't tell me anything as they wouldn't decay at human rates, and I doubt that radio carbon dating would tell me very much either. Once I get closer she turns away, apparently without concern about the glowing green man behind her, and leads me down another tunnel.
"Y've been away a while."
I nod, holding up the 'yes' page. But she doesn't turn around.
"I also don't remember y' bein' so sensitive aboot yer height."
Ah. Starting to get worried that this stone was for Percival's personal use
only. New page, and I write 'I'm not P-.'
Ooh, that's a
big Cavern. I actually can't see the far side, and that's not just because of the giant petrified tree in the centre. And a little way around to the right is… Okay, I don't know enough about Irish history to argue Percival's description of their monarchies, but that looks like an impressive throne dais. A group of banshees -and I
think that one's Mab- emerge from various passageways or fly down from other parts. My escort slows down to allow her queen to properly ensconce herself on the throne before bringing me into her presence.
Mab looks down on me from a great height as I bow low.
"You have been away for a long time. I
had been getting worried that you no longer wanted anything t'do with us."
The tone makes it clear that she means 'you disappeared one day and I'm still pissed off about it'. I'm not sure what Percival did, as
he seemed to think that they were still friendly. Though I suppose for a maltusian it might not have been all that long.
I reach into my construct satchel and pull out a book filled with the latest in deep space images and artistic impressions of the wider universe, as well as a smaller bag. With a smaller bow I hold them out, and purple hair takes them from me before walking up the steps to the throne and handing them over. The book is briefly opened and a few pages examined, causing Queen Mab to briefly smile before
forcing her face back to its resting position. She opens the pouch next, reaching in with her right hand and pulling out one of the many vampire teeth I put inside.
"I see you've not lost yower strength. Was it a private audience you were wanting?"
I nod.
"I can do that. For an old friend." She rises, keeping a grip on the pouch and book. "You'd best have something worth listening to."