Home Field (part 14)
Mr Zoat
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6th February 2013
14:13 GMT -5
I'm trying not to think about what I'm seeing.
One time, Paul told me about a psychologist called John Nash. He did a lot of work on things like The Prisoners Dilemma and other questions like that, things where two or more people were depending on each other but couldn't communicate with each other. He had this whole theory that if people couldn't communicate, and didn't know who it was they had to work with, then they'd have to betray each other all the time.
Only when they ran the experiments, that didn't actually happen. People don't only trust each other when they have a gun to each other's heads. When you test it, it turns out that people trust unless they've got a reason not to. Even with no way to communicate, the participants trusted each other and got the best result when Nash's theory predicted they wouldn't.
Couldn't.
Shouldn't.
Only psychopaths who can't trust anyone and economists trained to analyse risk didn't trust, and they mostly got the worst results than people who trusted each other.
According to Paul, Nash threw his toys out of the pram and said the people participating were doing it wrong.
Here, he was right.
Mitchell takes a step back from his console, shaking his head. "How does this..? Work?"
Ultrawoman smiles… I think she's trying to smile sadly, but it's fake. I know that smile.
"I don't know. Somehow they keep on going."
They've got things that look like governments, but in most places they're really just the biggest protection rackets. Even where they're not evil, they're not much use. It's like they don't really know how to be good, and they're just kind of copying the evil ones but trying to be less evil about it. They've had dozens of nuclear wars, and it's only the fact that they don't build up as much as our Earth did that's prevented them destroying the whole planet.
This isn't Earth -14. Earth -14 works. This place is crazy.
Dick hasn't stopped reading. Mitchell is trying to keep his lunch down. Fine, I'll do it then.
"So…" She looks at me. "We're here to what, exactly?"
"Take over. We've tried implanting explosives in people to stop them doing… Regrettable things, but it doesn't work. Artificial Intelligences go rogue so fast it's not worth bothering with them. I honestly don't know why any of this… This is, but it's what we're dealing with."
"So you're.. saying you're not evil?"
"No, I'm evil. But I'm the organised, rationally self-interested kind of evil. Not the feral, rabid, self-destructive sort of evil that rules here. Ideally, I'd want to live in a world where everyone else is good and law-abiding, where my natural inclinations gave me just enough of an advantage to earn myself a comfortable life without disrupting the systems that bring me that comfort. But if I have to fix… That, then I need help. Help from people like you."
"Like..? Us..?"
And I'm not acting. I mean, it fits the act I'm supposed to be putting on, but…
This place is…
It's not Hell. There are pockets of order where the people in power force it because it's convenient for them. But-.
"Why now?"
"People don't usually question what they're used to. Madmen have made portals like the ones we're using before, but, well… They were..."
She shrugs, looking… She's making a show of looking helpless. But not looking helpless enough that I've forgotten that she's kryptonian.
But I can play along. "They were madmen, right."
"It's only recently that there's finally a… 'Top level' evil pragmatist who feels the same way that I do. Most of the people we deal with can't even understand the argument. You have no idea how nice it is to talk to kids like you."
"And you need us."
"You need to understand what we're trying to do, and be strong enough that you're… 'Death-resistant'."
"Because even with you and your boss supporting it, people will still try and kill us anyway."
"Yes." She nods. "If you're lucky, kill. You wouldn't believe what some people will do to avoid having to ask for things politely."
"O-kay. Ah. That sounds like… Something we could do? But you've got portals going to our Earth. I don't think having everyone exposed to the Anti-Life is gunna improve things."
"That's what our local partner does for us."
"That's… Mistress, right?"
"She and her people instinctively know who carries an infection with them, and who is just affected by it."
"But she could just tell them to send people through-."
"She could. Have you heard of something called 'The Prisoners Dilemma'?"
"Yeah. Except there were different versions and only some of them give the best results by both people trusting each other. This only works if whoever you're dealing with thinks the same way. And you're assuming that Mistress knows enough about the Anti-Life to keep her end of the bargain even if she wants to."
"And yet we haven't had a single living transmitter sent through." She's still smiling, and it's getting a bit news anchory. "Though that might just be because the Anti-Life doesn't work here, I don't want to take a chance on that."
"Okay? So, we're obviously gunna wanna check out what you've said, but… If it's.. true? What do you actually want us doing?"
"Honestly, I wasn't expecting to get candidates as promising as you this quickly. All we've set up for is unpowered people. But you want to see where the other people we brought through are working, don't you?"
I nod, glancing at Dick to see if he's finished yet.
"Yeah, we-."
"This doesn't make sense."
Ultrawoman nods. "I realise that it's a lot to take in-."
"No, I mean-. These dates, a lot of them, are basically the same as the dates in our world. The first powered flight happened on the same day!"
I frown. "Okay, that's… Weird, but-."
"The Wright Brothers were able to make the plane they did because of people sharing data. People investing in things that weren't weapons and might not pay off. None of those underlying motives work here. Right?"
I shrug, shaking my head. I wouldn't have thought so, but if it happened on the same day then-.
"People here don't share… Scientific data. But just about every major discovery happened at the same time."
That can't be-. "Really?"
"And if the people behave that differently, why do the same countries exist? The Founding Fathers of America had strong beliefs about how a country should be run. Why is there even an America here? And there are loads of extra wars, but the population isn't much lower than ours!"
"Well, there's the Sheeda and then the Anti-Life…"
"They have nuclear wars. Plural."
"Okay, so..? What does that mean?"
"I don't know." He looks at Ultrawoman, who looks confused. That's the first natural expression I've seen her make. "But I think you might need to find out."
14:13 GMT -5
I'm trying not to think about what I'm seeing.
One time, Paul told me about a psychologist called John Nash. He did a lot of work on things like The Prisoners Dilemma and other questions like that, things where two or more people were depending on each other but couldn't communicate with each other. He had this whole theory that if people couldn't communicate, and didn't know who it was they had to work with, then they'd have to betray each other all the time.
Only when they ran the experiments, that didn't actually happen. People don't only trust each other when they have a gun to each other's heads. When you test it, it turns out that people trust unless they've got a reason not to. Even with no way to communicate, the participants trusted each other and got the best result when Nash's theory predicted they wouldn't.
Couldn't.
Shouldn't.
Only psychopaths who can't trust anyone and economists trained to analyse risk didn't trust, and they mostly got the worst results than people who trusted each other.
According to Paul, Nash threw his toys out of the pram and said the people participating were doing it wrong.
Here, he was right.
Mitchell takes a step back from his console, shaking his head. "How does this..? Work?"
Ultrawoman smiles… I think she's trying to smile sadly, but it's fake. I know that smile.
"I don't know. Somehow they keep on going."
They've got things that look like governments, but in most places they're really just the biggest protection rackets. Even where they're not evil, they're not much use. It's like they don't really know how to be good, and they're just kind of copying the evil ones but trying to be less evil about it. They've had dozens of nuclear wars, and it's only the fact that they don't build up as much as our Earth did that's prevented them destroying the whole planet.
This isn't Earth -14. Earth -14 works. This place is crazy.
Dick hasn't stopped reading. Mitchell is trying to keep his lunch down. Fine, I'll do it then.
"So…" She looks at me. "We're here to what, exactly?"
"Take over. We've tried implanting explosives in people to stop them doing… Regrettable things, but it doesn't work. Artificial Intelligences go rogue so fast it's not worth bothering with them. I honestly don't know why any of this… This is, but it's what we're dealing with."
"So you're.. saying you're not evil?"
"No, I'm evil. But I'm the organised, rationally self-interested kind of evil. Not the feral, rabid, self-destructive sort of evil that rules here. Ideally, I'd want to live in a world where everyone else is good and law-abiding, where my natural inclinations gave me just enough of an advantage to earn myself a comfortable life without disrupting the systems that bring me that comfort. But if I have to fix… That, then I need help. Help from people like you."
"Like..? Us..?"
And I'm not acting. I mean, it fits the act I'm supposed to be putting on, but…
This place is…
It's not Hell. There are pockets of order where the people in power force it because it's convenient for them. But-.
"Why now?"
"People don't usually question what they're used to. Madmen have made portals like the ones we're using before, but, well… They were..."
She shrugs, looking… She's making a show of looking helpless. But not looking helpless enough that I've forgotten that she's kryptonian.
But I can play along. "They were madmen, right."
"It's only recently that there's finally a… 'Top level' evil pragmatist who feels the same way that I do. Most of the people we deal with can't even understand the argument. You have no idea how nice it is to talk to kids like you."
"And you need us."
"You need to understand what we're trying to do, and be strong enough that you're… 'Death-resistant'."
"Because even with you and your boss supporting it, people will still try and kill us anyway."
"Yes." She nods. "If you're lucky, kill. You wouldn't believe what some people will do to avoid having to ask for things politely."
"O-kay. Ah. That sounds like… Something we could do? But you've got portals going to our Earth. I don't think having everyone exposed to the Anti-Life is gunna improve things."
"That's what our local partner does for us."
"That's… Mistress, right?"
"She and her people instinctively know who carries an infection with them, and who is just affected by it."
"But she could just tell them to send people through-."
"She could. Have you heard of something called 'The Prisoners Dilemma'?"
"Yeah. Except there were different versions and only some of them give the best results by both people trusting each other. This only works if whoever you're dealing with thinks the same way. And you're assuming that Mistress knows enough about the Anti-Life to keep her end of the bargain even if she wants to."
"And yet we haven't had a single living transmitter sent through." She's still smiling, and it's getting a bit news anchory. "Though that might just be because the Anti-Life doesn't work here, I don't want to take a chance on that."
"Okay? So, we're obviously gunna wanna check out what you've said, but… If it's.. true? What do you actually want us doing?"
"Honestly, I wasn't expecting to get candidates as promising as you this quickly. All we've set up for is unpowered people. But you want to see where the other people we brought through are working, don't you?"
I nod, glancing at Dick to see if he's finished yet.
"Yeah, we-."
"This doesn't make sense."
Ultrawoman nods. "I realise that it's a lot to take in-."
"No, I mean-. These dates, a lot of them, are basically the same as the dates in our world. The first powered flight happened on the same day!"
I frown. "Okay, that's… Weird, but-."
"The Wright Brothers were able to make the plane they did because of people sharing data. People investing in things that weren't weapons and might not pay off. None of those underlying motives work here. Right?"
I shrug, shaking my head. I wouldn't have thought so, but if it happened on the same day then-.
"People here don't share… Scientific data. But just about every major discovery happened at the same time."
That can't be-. "Really?"
"And if the people behave that differently, why do the same countries exist? The Founding Fathers of America had strong beliefs about how a country should be run. Why is there even an America here? And there are loads of extra wars, but the population isn't much lower than ours!"
"Well, there's the Sheeda and then the Anti-Life…"
"They have nuclear wars. Plural."
"Okay, so..? What does that mean?"
"I don't know." He looks at Ultrawoman, who looks confused. That's the first natural expression I've seen her make. "But I think you might need to find out."
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