[RWBY] RWBY Shorts

[zMADLAXz]

What else could Cousin Jackie be used for as a sleazebag relative of Jaune's?

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So I may have read it but didn't Elon Musk make some sort of like a facility in which he will keep women who will bear children or something(By Ganesha I hope this is false news)

Maybe that is cousin Jackie's ultimate goal? He is a man stuck in the (supposed) past glory and decides someone has to spread actual Arc seed around and raise an army or something of loyal followers who can improve the world?

He might have heard or found some prophecy, not realising that in their infinite cruelty, the brother gods like to plant these kind of pranks for desperate beings. There is no prophecy, no destined hero.

Because we might joke about girls getting with Jaune but what if someone took that the wrong way and instead of realizing that Jaune never focused on that(he only simped for one woman in particular but he wasn't a sleazebag, he eventually stopped simping over her even)

What if instead of following a hilarious and painful process of how a deep relationship is formed, somone decided to forgo the journey and look at that destination as a prize to be won?

Ren discovers his ability to sense emotions early and it is an utter disaster.

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It's honestly difficult for him to modulate the intensity of the emotions he observes, so Nora is a Neverending thunderstorm of it while Pyrrha changes moods like phases in an AC current due to various responsibilities and her wants.

Blake is a condensed blackhole of emotions; rage, fear, apathy, disgust, lust and so much more. He is honestly scared of her a little.

Weiss and Ruby however are pretty similar actually, both are optimistic and cheerful spirits with undercurrents of melancholy but an unending resolve stemming from different sources, For Ruby it's her dream and For Weiss it is her sense of self.

Yang is such a weird flashbang for him, it looks everytime she raises her fistes there are two equally fearsome beasts opening their jaws, Her love for combat and her rage originating from frustration, as if all her complex life problems coulsd be solved if she could just land this next punch.

Jaune is initially a breath of fresh air, he is pretty much What You See Is What You Get with his emotions.

But further observations and it seems like Jaune somehow is always either completely in tune with the other people's emotions or completely out of phase, as if subconsciously changing course of actions by his presence.

Ren atill couldn't understand what was going on there.

 

[zMADLAXz]

Upon rereading my reply, I realised I was sort of wondering how a combination of OOC Jaune SI who spend their time either arguing how Jaune is a soyboy or a self insert and I kept wondering how such a person would act in RWBY.

 

[zMADLAXz]

I agree with Yang being explosive and then I think she'd turn into a bit of a sad drunk

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Branwen genes strike again, masking life's hardships as high functional drunks.

 

[Gur40]

Spoiler: RNJR Fake Marriage plan!

stolen from FNKI

Consider: They did it purely so their respective families would get their stuff when they died to Salem…but then they somehow survived and it was so awkward to explain it to their parents they divorced immediately afterwards.

…a few years later they date and start actually going out, but right before Jaune proposes, they realize they'd actually misfiled the divorce documents so they're actually still legitimately married.

They hold a wedding anyway and pray their families never find out that they weren't invited to their actual marriage ceremony.
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This is the funniest thing ever. I just imagine Ruby walking into a room and pointing at Jaune before dramatically gasping "You! EX HUSBAND! What are you doing here?!"
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I don't know why this made me think of "All the convoluted reasons we pretend to be divorced" from Phineas and Ferb

Spoiler: Rose knows the taste of depressed Blonde

She has been locked in a closet with him because of Yang many times she has experience

Well, Rose girls love dumb blondes on the rebound. She's just getting acquainted with the taste before she has the full meal

"It's an acquired taste."
-Ruby

 

[ThunderBasilisk]

What secrets are they hiding? How could they beat them so easily?

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Jaune: I grew up with Seven sisters. Compared to them your all open books.

 

[Bommel]

Consider: They did it purely so their respective families would get their stuff when they died to Salem…but then they somehow survived and it was so awkward to explain it to their parents they divorced immediately afterwards.

…a few years later they date and start actually going out, but right before Jaune proposes, they realize they'd actually misfiled the divorce documents so they're actually still legitimately married.

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Might be funny if tue to some misfiling and a couple of burocratic mishaps, Jaune is now legally married to a whole bunch of his female friends, and possibly Glynda as well.

 

[Gyron]

Might be funny if tue to some misfiling and a couple of burocratic mishaps, Jaune is now legally married to a whole bunch of his female friends, and possibly Glynda as well.

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Already been made, and I can actually post here unlike SpaceBattle: https://archiveofourown.org/works/47344786/chapters/119298664

 

[SharkCultist]

Jaune and Pyrrha get sent on a partners only mission, standard thing just a day trip to deliver supplies to a village, kill a few Grimm, and return home for a easy A.

Except this place is weird. Like fun house mirror weird.

Shiroyuki is a small village, maybe three decades old at max.

At least according to their guides. Ah yes the guides. The most off-putting part of this whole thing. Oh they're nice enough...

Rin Lee is a energetic girl with pink hair and black eyes combo'd with a deep seated love of waffles and surprisingly good ninja skills.

Her friend Nero Vikin is a calm and quiet baby blue haired boy with orange eyes and a a passion for healthy homemade protein bars (that rin warns them sit in your stomach like a brick for a week) and a much stronger but well hidden passion for lightning dust grenades.

Gods this is weird. Wonder if anyone else runs into weird shit like this?

 

[Bommel]

Ideas:

- Yang and Ruby have a rich aunt, Taiyang's half-sister, Emma Frost, who adores her nieces.
She is a rich business woman, proud, flamboyant, supermodel, and has very powerfull Semblance, and is also a mother of quintuplets, nicknamed the Stepford Cuckoos (Celeste, Esme, Irma "Mindee", Phoebe, and Sophie) Yang and Ruby's nieces who have the exact same Semblance as their mother.
She has a powerfull dual Semblance (Telephaty and Diamond transformation, but she can't both powers at the same time), and really looks down on Raven for abandoning Yang .
While she does like to tease pretty much everyone, she never had any romantic feelings for Nick (sure he's hot and genuinely nice, which is part of her type, but he's also pretty dumb, and she likes people who also have brains), so her teasing is mostly to rile up Isabel for fun.
It's also very clear that Yang and Ruby got their bust and thighs from the same place in the family tree (with Ruby having less because she's younger and Summer's slimmer build, and Yang having Raven's genes and even then is still growing).

- Not sure who, but Summer may have had family members as well, as she wasn't an orphan as far as I'm aware.
So who could be good family members for Summer?
Maybe someone with a speed power?

- Nora does have a single living family member left, a flamboyant master criminal who goes by the name; Music Meister, who occasionaly visits and absolutely adores Nora.
He loves Nora, but didn't know that Nora survived for a long time, and when he found out she was already in combat education to try to get into Beacon, and he's a well known criminal so he obviously can't be a legal guardian.
His Semblance lets him control others through singing (and doesn't even have to exactly sing the commands, just sing), has a love for large theatrical displays (which he uses to distrect everyone make all his sublte parts of his plans go unnoticed) and wearing and switching many extravagant costumes.
He also thinks that Roman Torchwick is an boring hack without a hint of original style ("he just copied everything from the basics guide"), while Roman thinks he's a loud and obnoxious idiot without an sublte bone in his body and not sense or "real" style.

Spoiler: The Music Meister🎶, Batman: The Brave and the Bold