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Trials of the God-Harem King [Highschool DxD/Exalted] (CLOSED)

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Issei
[blockquote]Rolled 8d10 : 3, 8, 3, 5, 9, 5, 7, 4, total 44[/blockquote]

Shougo:
[blockquote]Rolled 6d10 : 4, 8, 2, 10, 6, 2, total 32[/blockquote]
 
...3 successes for both participants. So who actually starts first? Us or Shougo?
 
basicly a classic anime cinematic scene with both players punching at the same time.
 
Odysseus2099 said:
It's not about being fair or kind. It's about being better than we are now. Pushing ourselves to the limit to get stronger. It's like taking a gun to a fistfight. You haven't really improved your fist-fighting at all by it. If we underestimate him and get a few bruises they're just a learning experience.
Besides, Berserker's probably just MA 3, maybe 4 if Alex is feeling generous. Remember MA 2 is black belt.I'd like to point out, they aren't using supernatural powers for this fight. What's so great about beating up a mortal while using superpowers? It's emasculating.

Ki Manipulation. "Ki" Paradigm. Components allowed: Control, Damage, Divination, Energy, Enhance, Heal, Illusion, Movement, Protect.
Touki. "Ki Mastery" Paradigm. Components allowed: Damage, Enhance, Movement, Protect.
Senjutsu. "Chakra" Paradigm. Components allowed: Control, Damage, Divination, Enhance, Heal, Illusion, Movement, New Power, Protect.

While Senjutsu is unlikely and so is Touki, Ki Manipulation is highly likely in at least Freya, Hermit and Odin, and probably Berserker subconciously

Just because they are not exalts or demons/fallen/Youkai dosn't mean they are helpless
 
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As Eternity said. Both participants simultaneously suffer a -1 DV.

Rolling for Issei:
[blockquote]Rolled 15d10 : 3, 7, 10, 3, 10, 2, 2, 8, 8, 9, 9, 5, 9, 2, 7, total 94[/blockquote]
(yes, fifteen dices. You are taking Bright's advice of "Hit fast, hit hard" to the core.
Base Damage: 7B
Parry DV: 6 - 1 = 5

Rolling for Shougo:
[blockquote]Rolled 8d10 : 7, 9, 3, 5, 4, 1, 5, 5, total 39[/blockquote]
Base Damage: 4B
Parry DV: 4 - 1 = 3
 
Bright Shattered Ice may be many things, a good person may not always be one of them, but a good Teacher she is... even if like people from the Ryozenpaku she dosn't get that whole going easy thing
 
But Wait! Shougo possesses the Luck Trait! This means he can rerolls his Attack roll up to: 5 times!

[blockquote]Rolled 8d10 : 2, 3, 3, 10, 6, 7, 1, 8, total 40[/blockquote]
 
No such luck! Trying again!

[blockquote]Rolled 8d10 : 7, 7, 2, 7, 1, 9, 2, 7, total 42[/blockquote]
 
Sorry Shougo... Lady luck is apparently busy giving Issei a blowjob under the table right now, she will get right back to you in a few minutes I'm sure...
 
Close, but no!

At this point the Shougo's Player (me) decides to just go with it.

Rolling Raw damage for Issei:

[blockquote]Rolled 12d10 : 6, 7, 1, 10, 3, 9, 3, 7, 6, 2, 8, 9, total 71[/blockquote]
 
...One blow. You put him down with one blow.

Things like this don't make writing scenes easy you know?
 
dosn't he have that whole adrenaline I'm not dead yet thing going for him?

Though it is a running theme for us, Raynare, twice, Dona, various thugs, I think Eiko counts as well

Issei, the One Punch Exalt /snirk
 
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Alexander said:
...One blow. You put him down with one blow.

Things like this don't make writing scenes easy you know?

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Solar bullshit wins yet again. Sorry that we just embarrassed you in front of your entire gang berserker >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D

EternitynChaos said:
dosn't he have that whole adrenaline I'm not dead yet thing going for him?

Wasn't he still conscious when he went into Berserk mode?


Kind hard to use when he just got knocked the fuck out.
 
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it probably dosn't help that we are rocking a lot more damage then most weapon wielders unarmed yo ^^; well, kinda sorta unarmed
 
EternitynChaos said:
Sorry Shougo... Lady luck is apparently busy giving Issei a blowjob under the table right now, she will get right back to you in a few minutes I'm sure...
Nope, she's started riding him apparently.

Sorry, Shougo. This just wasn't your day.
 
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EternitynChaos said:
dosn't he have that whole adrenaline I'm not dead yet thing going for him?
Kinda. But at this point Issei can wins no problems.

Writing...after a good meal.
 
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EternitynChaos said:
it probably dosn't help that we are rocking a lot more damage then most weapon wielders unarmed yo ^^; well, kinda sorta unarmed

True boosted gear plus firsts of iron technique. Poor bastard never saw it coming

EternitynChaos said:
Sorry Shougo... Lady luck is apparently busy giving Issei a blowjob under the table right now, she will get right back to you in a few minutes I'm sure...

Apparently Lady luck really likes our dick because she has been very very good to us through this quest.
BFldyq said:
Nope, she's started riding him apparently.

Sorry, Shougo. This just wasn't your day.

I think she's really pleased about that dot in performance(sex) we just got.
 
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Alexander said:
...One blow. You put him down with one blow.

Things like this don't make writing scenes easy you know?
To be fair, you should have plenty of stuff to write for a "What the fuck just happened?" scene.
 
I just returned from my meal and I saw Shougo got OHKO.
*sigh* And here I thought we can glorious kinky his ass.
 
poor Issei, Odin, Hermit and Freya + whoever had better deliver, or he's going to get serious fighters blue balls, and that's no fun for anyone, that sort of thing turns nice people into Zaraki Kenpachi, and that's terrible.
 
Selias said:
To be fair, you should have plenty of stuff to write for a "What the fuck just happened?" scene.

Yep like our shock(and maybe disappointment) it ended so quick.

The Sanke gang's reaction so who thinks they're all wither going to start running, stand their shocked, or start sucking up to us to escape our fury.

Ruby and Yang are probably impressed and cheering for us.

Ragnarok could come in to fight the Snake Gang and see us take out Shougo in one punch.

touhou ranfuku said:
Dragon Swag + GLORIOUS SOLAR BULLSHIT= Badass cubed.
FTFY
 
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Poor Berserker, Unlike Odin who's High Valor/Conviction, we are like Ken-chan High Compassion, Mid-Low Conviction Mid-Low Valor, so he never got the "DON'T FIGHT THIS GUY" Warning from us he got from Odin /laugh
 
EternitynChaos said:
poor Issei, Odin, Hermit and Freya + whoever had better deliver, or he's going to get serious fighters blue balls, and that's no fun for anyone, that sort of thing turns nice people into Zaraki Kenpachi, and that's terrible.

Well Odin's the way he is because he lost to Kenichi when they were children. Guys's obssessed with winning.

As for Ise Azarael's training us to fight fucking Vali and we now spar with Beowulf. Both of whom are more then worthy opponent for us. So if we do get any fighters blue balls it won't last for too long.

Still Berserker was the 2nd strongest fist in canon and we just OHKOed him.

Odin's going to be the only person who can even put up a fight and we're still master level in martial arts compared to his high disciple level. That's not even counting boosted gear, fists of iron technique and if we really want to show off force projection(pretend it's some kind of master level martials arts technique. It's something you'd expect for HSDK masters to do.)

We also have yang and Ruby backing us up and 80 overdrive pools for both offense and defense.


I knew we going to beat the shit out Ragnarok and Snake but I never thought it'd this bad.
 
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It's exactly as I said. He's a thug and he goes down like a thug.
 
A good looking thug, though.
A shame that he chose the wrong life choice~
 

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