Mr Zoat
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Does anyone know the chapter where Paul showed Hinon around Earth? I can't find it.
What is an OAP?11th January
09:39 GMT
"Actually…" She frowns. "I don't think we have to report aliens. Um."
I shake my head and I take the… Hm. Hinon should qualify as an OAP, shouldn't she?
Exactly. You need to give an actual definition. Like how do they feel about anti-life.
What have the Controllers done with their power that's greater than any god?
If the controllers are more powerful than god what have they done compared to the Greenies, at least they're trying to affect positive change.
Toren's Earth bashing is still funny. Is this just a joke or are you setting up an eventual plot where he visits earth and all his fears are confirmed true?"Perhaps something from Earth would be easier?"
"That would be contrary to everything I know about your homeworld."
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That'd be hilarious.Toren's Earth bashing is still funny. Is this just a joke or are you setting up an eventual plot where he visits earth and all his fears are confirmed true?
That's a really strange assumption for Paragon to have given everything he has to know about the Legion of Superhero's and their future...I've been assuming that it's a product of Earth's high magic level, but that shouldn't apply to humans born away from the planet. So the universe should be relatively safe.
Whoops, another early post (Well, early for me and my GMT+10 butt.) Gotta remember to keep checking these days. And a new Episode begins... With an abrupt awakening for OL. Doesn't look like an emergency, at least...
Heh. I suspect the Karaxian government is getting just a little annoyed with the disruptions. Can't imagine what the more fanatical worshippers are getting up to, though...I take a moment to get my bearings. I'm in bed-. Right, all that stuff with Malvolio yesterday. His fleet is still in the system, and the people of Karax were getting a little excited about having a Green Central Power Battery come and visit them. But apart from booking Onik on a media relations course there wasn't anything for me to do about that.
Or is there time to put actual clothes on? Since OL's pyjamas aren't likely to serve as the most intimidating outfit available.Toren's on the other side of the door. The rooms aren't exactly spacious, but I was able to bring the bed up to my standards. I pull the duvet aside and float onto the floor.
"I'm awake. Do you need me immediately?"
In either case, are they loaded for bear? Because neither Malvolio or OL are pushovers..."No, not immediately. I want to let you know that my partner has arrived."
"In case Malvolio comes back-" Light armour, check appearance… "-or are they here for me."
Though I suspect the Guardians will have a few choice words about poaching Green Lanterns."You, though she's not here as additional security." I walk over to the door and open it, greeting Lantern Toren with a nod. "Lantern Vode-M has been an active opponent of the Spider Guild. She wants to join you."
"Nifty. Did you know that we don't have a rule against members of the Orange Lantern Corps being members of other organisations?"
Which handily explains yesterday's little discussion, eh? Still, I don't expect she's had an easy time of it..."I meant that she wants to join you in fighting against the Spider Guild. The Green Lantern Corps-."
"Has agreements that you can't breech due to wider concerns, which neatly illustrates the difference between the philosophies of the Guardians and the Controllers."
Otherwise known as the "Don't make us come over there." doctrine."Which is?"
"The Guardians would like to have two Lanterns in every Sector in the universe, whereas the Controllers would rather have a hundred Lanterns in the handful of Sectors that need it."
Indeed, if they deem it worthy, they'll likely celebrate the removal of an arsehole from the universe. Provided they can justify it?"Regardless of the repercussions?"
"Because of the repercussions. An Orange Lantern who has decided to kill someone isn't going to be put off by the fact that they have to kill them."
You try herding people powered by doing what they want to. You should be glad the people with rings can at least follow orders.He leads the way through the monastery towards the knot of green light I see.
"That suggests a lack of discipline."
Yes, it does sound bad when he puts it like that, but... Do you really expect them to waste rings on people like that?"We recognise it as an extrinsic good. Orange Lanterns who really want to make suicide attacks against Reach fleets aren't prevented from doing so, though it is explained to them that that's a really inefficient way to fight. If they can't make that want-the-end, want-the-means jump, then they're probably incapable of learning more anyway."
He glances at me with a disappointed expression on his face.
I wonder how many of them went full Larfleeze? And how amusing would it be if that was the in-Corps term for Orange Light Overload?"Do you recruit many Lanterns like that?"
"No. Just a few, to test the viability of the system. Not only are people who sacrifice their 'self' to the orange light like that impossible to involve in any sort of complex battle plan, but it turns out that their surge power isn't all that great. A Lantern who trains for a few months and actually learns something can actually hit harder. So unless we're desperate for offensive power, the whole practice has been suspended."
Yeah, they're not like the Yellow Lanterns (in the comics, at least,) recruiting people who should never be allowed near a power ring in the first place... There's a reason Sinestro kept them them on as short a leash as he could...
Especially if you have similar views on Spider Guilders, I expect?"So, Vode-M. Are you informing me of her presence, or warning me?"
"I'm not sure what you're expecting, but I've always found her quite easy to get along with."
...Thank goodness for Ring-based sanitary systems, eh? Or is it just a matter of taste, rather than digestive incompatibilities?I smile.
"How novel. Has she had breakfast yet?"
"She has a little trouble with Karaxian food. When she studied here she survived on noodles."
...I don't know. Maybe her species might enjoy some of the more extreme forms of Earth Food. A nice Curry, perhaps?"Perhaps something from Earth would be easier?"
"That would be contrary to everything I know about your homeworld."
Now, now, Malvolio isn't wholly Human. Don't hold that against him."Yeah, that's fair. Though if it helps, One Six Three Four is probably going to be more exciting in the next few years."
"The one Sector with another human in it."
That would be the Vega Sector, and Captain Comet, if memory serves me correctly.
I'm pretty sure he does, yes. But, say it with us: Earth is Bullshit™ crazy."Okay, bad example. But Malvolio is only half human."
"Do you know how rare it is for humanoid species to be capable of reproducing with one another?"
Given how much of our science fiction involves... Boldly going and Boldly Coming? At least some races appreciate that approach."H-eh."
I bow my head. Should I be proud or ashamed that humans are known for being fecund and dangerously crazy? I mean… As I said, it's not unreasonable.
Or, you know, the White Light Entity's presence. And are you forgetting the 'Legion of Superheroes' era, OL? All those Human-like 'aliens' and half-human hybrids had to come from somewhere..."Of course, if that carries over into hybrids, it's really only a matter of time until everyone shares the ability."
I've been assuming that it's a product of Earth's high magic level, but that shouldn't apply to humans born away from the planet. So the universe should be relatively safe.
I'm betting the cyber-eyes are a memento of a Spider Guild raid. I wonder if she'll do anything about them if she gets an Orange Ring, or if they're so much a part of her self-image that they won't be touched.We emerge from the monastery corridor into one of their open air internal courtyards, Lantern Vode-M floating in a meditative pose in the centre. Relatively standard pattern humanoid, her skin has a slight orange tint to it and her hair is impractically long. Her eyes have been replaced by cybernetics which remind me of the ones some of the Qwardians have, curved lenses over the eye socket rather than anything designed to mimic the appearance of normal eyes. Thin black tattoos radiate out from the outer edge of each in jagged arcs. Her uniform is a black body stocking with green armoured boots, gauntlets and cuirass, and she appears to have followed Guy's lead in acquiring an ex-Halla stun gun.
Which only raises the question: Is it pronounced like Vode-Em (rhyming with Code) or Vo-de-Em (Rhyming with 'No Day'). (Mr Zoat: "Yes.") Either way, it sounds a bit Kryptonian with that dangling syllable.Since her eyes don't move any longer I can't tell where she's looking, but I raise my right hand in greeting anyway.
"Lantern Vode-M. Am I parsing that correctly?"
Never mind the perceptual enhancements the Ring can provide."Yes."
She doesn't turn to face me, but I suppose that with how her visual field works that's probably irrelevant to her.
Now, how mad would you like to make the Guardians today, OL?"I wish to join your crusade. I want to destroy the Spider Guild."
"Neat."
Something like this should definitely not be discussed on an empty stomach..."Neat?"
"I'm fairly sure that our rules of engagement would get you thrown out of the Green Lantern Corps, so unless you're planning on jumping ship, this is something that we're going to have to discuss at length. Have you eaten?"
And are you forgetting the 'Legion of Superheroes' era, OL? All those Human-like 'aliens' and half-human hybrids had to come from somewhere...
They're from the future in a comic book, if they don't have gene-editing that's basically magic (as is Sci-Fi tradition) I'll eat all the hats I don't have.
Lantern Vode-M has been an active opponent of the Spider Guild. She wants to join you
She has a little trouble with Karaxian food. When she studied here she survived on noodles."
That would be contrary to everything I know about your homeworld."
I've been assuming that it's a product of Earth's high magic level, but that shouldn't apply to humans born away from the planet. So the universe should be relatively safe.
Heh. I suspect the Karaxian government is getting just a little annoyed with the disruptions. Can't imagine what the more fanatical worshippers are getting up to, though...
Or is there time to put actual clothes on? Since OL's pyjamas aren't likely to serve as the most intimidating outfit available.
Yes, it does sound bad when he puts it like that, but... Do you really expect them to waste rings on people like that?
I wonder how many of them went full Larfleeze? And how amusing would it be if that was the in-Corps term for Orange Light Overload?
Yeah, they're not like the Yellow Lanterns (in the comics, at least,) recruiting people who should never be allowed near a power ring in the first place... There's a reason Sinestro kept them them on as short a leash as he could...
That would be the Vega Sector, and Captain Comet, if memory serves me correctly.
Or, you know, the White Light Entity's presence. And are you forgetting the 'Legion of Superheroes' era, OL? All those Human-like 'aliens' and half-human hybrids had to come from somewhere...
Toren's Earth bashing is still funny. Is this just a joke or are you setting up an eventual plot where he visits earth and all his fears are confirmed true?
He shows up when Luthor decides he needs another giant robot/radioactive ape to fight Superman
That's a really strange assumption for Paragon to have given everything he has to know about the Legion of Superhero's and their future...
Oh no the ailiens are getting wise"That would be contrary to everything I know about your homeworld."
"Do you know how rare it is for humanoid species to be capable of reproducing with one another
Life finds a wayI would expect the fecundy to be more the result of the White Entity living in earth. I could totally see it squeel and be all like "Uuuh! More adorable hybrid babies! Gimme!"
I like the idea that humans are seen as Universe-16's cross between the asari and the krogan.I bow my head. Should I be proud or ashamed that humans are known for being fecund and dangerously crazy? I mean… As I said, it's not unreasonable.
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I've been assuming 'Vode-Em', but I suppose that you'd haev to ask DC Editorial.Which only raises the question: Is it pronounced like Vode-Em (rhyming with Code) or Vo-de-Em (Rhyming with 'No Day'). (Mr Zoat: "Yes.") Either way, it sounds a bit Kryptonian with that dangling syllable.
From context, the highlighted sentence doesn't make sense unless it was supposed to be something like"The Guardians would like to have two Lanterns in every Sector in the universe, whereas the Controllers would rather have a hundred Lanterns in the handful of Sectors that need it."
"Regardless of the repercussions?"
"Because of the repercussions. An Orange Lantern who has decided to kill someone isn't going to be put off by the fact that they have to kill them."
He leads the way through the monastery towards the knot of green light I see.
"That suggests a lack of discipline."
"We recognise it as an extrinsic good. Orange Lanterns who really want to make suicide attacks against Reach fleets aren't prevented from doing so, though it is explained to them that that's a really inefficient way to fight. If they can't make that want-the-end, want-the-means jump, then they're probably incapable of learning more anyway."
He glances at me with a disappointed expression on his face.
"Do you recruit many Lanterns like that?"
"No. Just a few, to test the viability of the system. Not only are people who sacrifice their 'self' to the orange light like that impossible to involve in any sort of complex battle plan, but it turns out that their surge power isn't all that great. A Lantern who trains for a few months and actually learns something can actually hit harder. So unless we're desperate for offensive power, the whole practice has been suspended."
"Ah."