jasonh23761
Not too sore, are you?
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"I don't want answers, I want to murder!"
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Interrupting your girlfriend just to show how knowledgeable you are OL? If that was important you shoulda said that before she went. Don't be surprised if she says "mansplaining" later.We're in position. They've dug a shaft going deep under the mountain. It's heavily guarded and the priest is shouting praises to someone called-"
"Onimar Synn."
"-Onim-. If you knew, why am I down here?"
He didn't know. It was reasonable to suspect, but there are six other Devils who are just as evil.Interrupting your girlfriend just to show how knowledgeable you are OL? If that was important you shoulda said that before she went.
What makes you think that he's moved?Are we gonna meet Hephaestus The Smith god on this trip? I'd like to see how he's doing after he moved to Thanagar.
Are we gonna meet Hephaestus The Smith god on this trip? I'd like to see how he's doing after he moved to Thanagar.
Which doesn't change the fact that he waited till the exact moment she was about to say the name to say it ahead of her. Instead of, you know, letting her say it. Maybe followed by him saying "Yes I was starting to think so with (insert whatever off-screen clues he put together here while she was gone). And we saw nothing to indicate that Paul was clued in to the particular demon between the beginning and now. Only that she went off to find the leader and determine the demon only to find Paul of course knew the latter already.He didn't know. It was reasonable to suspect, but there are six other Devils who are just as evil.
Because there was a scene way back when of the god getting a job offer and asking Paul about what he could expect from Thanagarian society?
Was it? Been awhile. Either way are we gonna meet him? I'd like to.
Because there was a scene way back when of the god getting a job offer and asking Paul about what he could expect from Thanagarian society?
Was it? Been awhile. Either way are we gonna meet him? I'd like to.
The one linked to Granny doesn't work, but the one linked to Goodness does. I assume the first link is to a picture of a young Goodness?"There are real outliers like Granny Goodness, but I assume that her current appearance is something to do with her divine nature. Or possibly Father blasting her with the Omega Effect until she looked like that." I create a construct in the image of the New Goddess of Child Abuse. So glad I didn't actually grow up on Apokolips.
I wonder how Barry has been since killing the Sheeda Queen. If word's gotten around, odds are his Rogues Gallery are probably a little more wary of how far they can go with their actions nowadays
Some of us haven't given themselves a tickertape parade while singing 'New York New York' and flying down Central Avenue."
She smiles faintly. "Is there anywhere we could go where we wouldn't end up working?"
15th October 2012
17:02 GMT
I look up from my sunbathing spot as Jade walks into the clearing, dead… Future dinner animal, in her hands. She nods at me before recovering a knife from her pack and starting to remove the fur.
"So?"
"Odym really is a great place to get away from everything
Now we don't actually know that for sure. Maybe some ancient being liked whatever animal Jade killed and now they have to fight their way off whatever planet they're on.
Well, I'm sure the Thanagarian population would say you did very well, saving the city and all... Oh, wait, you mean 'having a holiday', don't you? Yeah, that's pretty accurate. It's like.. either you stumble across trouble and have to deal with it, or trouble comes looking for you. Not conducive to relaxing in peace and quiet...14th October 2012
14:24 GMT
Jade and I watch as the prison transport lifts off, a hold full of non-mortally injured cultists for the Ravens to 'process'.
"We're really bad at this."
I would expect something more akin to a fly-by. With those who can't fly, or the guests of honour, riding in hover chariots or something traditional like that..."That's about as well as it could have gone."
"I meant taking a holiday. Do thanagarians do parades?"
Hey, now, that was while he was under the influence of the Ophidian... Or it was under the influence of OL... It's complicated!"Yes. Not for aliens, but yes. Why?"
"Some of us haven't given themselves a tickertape parade while singing 'New York New York' and flying down Central Avenue."
Though unless OL announced it to the world, I doubt anyone would have known she did it. A giant wave of orange sweeping across the country cleaning the environment and healing people? More likely to be assumed to be OL's work than anything else."I'm pretty sure that the government of Vietnam would have given you a parade, back when you undid every congenital deformity in the country."
"It's not really the same."
Well, isn't that cute."Good work on that, by the way. Having reviewed the performance of a lot more Lanterns since then, motivating yourself that much -even during an overload- isn't something a lot of people can do. Especially not without experience."
"I didn't want to disappoint you."
Hey, Enlightened self-interest in the name of others is still Avarice. How do you think he got by in the early months?"Aw."
"Not like that. You basically got me out of prison years early with a clear record."
Too bad he wasn't the sort of person who should deserve that kind of loyalty..."Not 'clear'."
"As close to clear as will ever matter. I can still fly on airplanes under my own name." She breathes in deeply, then snorts the air out of her nose. "You were giving me an opportunity to prove myself, in the same way Ra's did when he let me join the League of Shadows. I wasn't loyal to him because I knew anything about his ideology. I was loyal to him because he gave me that opportunity."
Danger, OL, Danger! Girlfriend warning detected!"If-."
"And I appreciate you not pushing the issue, because I didn't like how it made me act one little bit."
No doubt the pacification is not proving to be gentle."Consider it dropped."
A squad of thanagarian soldiers equipped for riot control flap lazily up from one of the access points to Enndupar's Downside, landing the moment they emerge into sunlight. Their armour has burns, cuts and a little blood on it, but from the looks of it the blood isn't theirs.
He's talking about the former ruler of the planet, Queen Hyathis, if it wasn't clear. Right place, right time, huh?"What do they do for aliens who do them a big favour?"
"Make them queen, then depose them and kill all their friends once their back is turned."
That probably depends on how she feels about Hyathis. She'd probably feel obliged to chastise him about it, even if she was chuckling inside.She smiles faintly. "You should try that joke with them."
"That's sure to make Hawkwoman like me."
The joy of having an entire disenfranchised underclass like that. Offer them the slightest chance to get even, and, well...We sit there quietly for a moment, watching the thanagarian military continue working to put the city to rights. I don't know how many of the cultists were hardcore devotees and how many just wanted to tear down the existing order that did so little for them, but… When you're trying to resurrect a being like Onimar Synn, it honestly doesn't matter.
"What did you see down there?"
And did it survive? Because if the government intends to melt it down for re-use, that could be awkward."The ritual was focused around a statue. I didn't want to risk killing the priest, but using incendiaries on the altar worked."
"How big was this statue?"
Which is basically how they interacted with their followers and subjects. Having a body made of near-indestructible metal makes it that much tougher to stop them..."About fifteen feet high." I suck in air through my lips. "What?"
"That was probably one of Onimar Synn's avatar bodies. Inactive, since-" You're still alive. "-they were still trying to wake it up. I assume that it wasn't damaged?"
Given how hax Nth metal can be, I would not doubt the possibility."It was Nth metal." Her face goes completely serious. "Do we need to get back down there and deal with it?"
"I honestly don't know how to deal with something like that. Chuck it in a black hole would be my best guess, but I don't know for certain that he can't feed on those."
The cultists? I would bet one or two in just the right place could nudge them into violent action. Kills two birds with one stone, too: Takes out the cult, and scare people into toeing the party line.We sit in silence for a few minutes, watching one of the cruisers which relieved the city drift past, military engineers flying to and from its open cargo hold.
"How many of them do you think were agents?"
Because why wouldn't you have agents who could play both sides against each other?"Informants, or actual infiltrators under orders from the government?"
"Either. Both."
Emily did sound a bit put out about the whole situation. Probably would have been a bit calmer if she'd been expecting it."I doubt they did all this for our benefit. But the timing is very convenient."
"I'm pretty sure that the head of the garrison didn't know. Wrong patterns of emotion."
So... an operation planned in case aliens showed up with the right skills, or planned in case OL's 'holiday' brought him here? ¿por qué no los dos?Jade nods without looking at me.
"The mining equipment was… Simple to sabotage. It wasn't set to break down at a particular time, but it would have been very easy for someone to walk up to it and do what I did."
And if she could spot them, they would have had to have been very bad at their jobs...
The man would have a point. Taking that sort of risk, even in a combat situation, would never fly in any military. One mistake and you're the one getting spaghettified, not the enemy."Not for another week. But I'm very serious about making sure that the Seven Devils don't return. It's-." I tilt my head back, looking at the sky where I can just about make out the ships at the edge of the atmosphere as tiny specks. "When I was… In primary school? I read a science fiction book. In the opening chapter the main character was in a space flight simulator. He ship flew too close to a black hole and he had to get free. He performed the manoeuvre correctly and left the scenario, expecting his teacher to congratulate him on his skill. Instead he got a D, because he wasn't supposed to get that close to the black hole in the first place."
How many of them will survive that process... That's not really his concern.She nods. "We might be able to beat the Seven Devils, but we shouldn't ever have to."
"But I don't think that Thanagar will do anything this week. They've got plenty of prisoners to process for information."
Especially since Nth Metal lends itself to magic very nicely."What do they want to know?"
"About their own history, perhaps? Or magic? The capacity to use magic strikes me as something that they'd be eager to get their hands on."
Really need to work on that whole 'minimal protection from outside attack' thing, OL. A L.E.G.I.O.N fleet on watch doesn't count."Is that a problem?"
"It might be a problem for Hyathis, but I can't see them gaining sufficient mastery to cause a problem for Earth. Not more of a problem than their fleets could already cause."
Well, he did suggest one place, way back when...I slump slightly.
"Sorry we ended up working again. I doubt that the amusement centres will reopen until they've run loyalty checks on everyone."
She smiles faintly. "Is there anywhere we could go where we wouldn't end up working?"
...And I she she's in enough of a mood to put up with 'roughing it' for a while, if nothing else turns up.15th October 2012
17:02 GMT
I look up from my sunbathing spot as Jade walks into the clearing, dead… Future dinner animal, in her hands. She nods at me before recovering a knife from her pack and starting to remove the fur.
And elsewhere, Ganthet is raising an eyebrow at the trace of Orange Light showing up on his secret laboratory planet."So?"
"Odym really is a great place to get away from everything."
It was caught on video, and Jade's extended family saw it when they were having a get together. Though I'm not sure if her name was actually put on record. I remember the news just called her OL's sidekick.Though unless OL announced it to the world, I doubt anyone would have known she did it. A giant wave of orange sweeping across the country cleaning the environment and healing people? More likely to be assumed to be OL's work than anything else.
I think it should be "His ship".He ship flew too close to a black hole and he had to get free.
And something from the depths stirs.
No, because Paragon won't take off his ring anymore.She smiles faintly. "Is there anywhere we could go where we wouldn't end up working?"
Thank you, corrected.Zoat, the link in the spoiler box for this chapter isn't working.
When I click on it it just says Error.
You'll know about two days after I do.
He did. Remeber 'whitemailing'.Though unless OL announced it to the world, I doubt anyone would have known she did it. A giant wave of orange sweeping across the country cleaning the environment and healing people? More likely to be assumed to be OL's work than anything else.
A British comedian named Jimmy Carr recently got in troublel for making a joke related to the holocaust. I don't think I can put it here, though a simple internet search should bring it up.That probably depends on how she feels about Hyathis. She'd probably feel obliged to chastise him about it, even if she was chuckling inside.
The one linked to Granny doesn't work, but the one linked to Goodness does. I assume the first link is to a picture of a young Goodness?"There are real outliers like Granny Goodness, but I assume that her current appearance is something to do with her divine nature. Or possibly Father blasting her with the Omega Effect until she looked like that." I create a construct in the image of the New Goddess of Child Abuse. So glad I didn't actually grow up on Apokolips.
I didn't miss it, I just didn't have time to fix it between getting up and going to work. I'll fix it this evening.Mr Zoat, I think you missed this, so I'm posting it again. I was rereading and found a broken picture.
The one linked to Granny doesn't work, but the one linked to Goodness does. I assume the first link is to a picture of a young Goodness?
Paul find his job fulfilling and enjoyable. When he grows bored or stressed he just shifts over to a dissimilar project. He doesn't need to take breaks. This whole convoluted mess was for Jade's benefit. And by all indications it was a dismal failure from start to finish.During this whole workhorse arc it became clear that at least Renegade do knows how to relax and take a break while Oh El doesn't.
Just because he can perform the action of sunbathing doesn't mean he finds it relaxing.
The first part was on Sept. 20. They started their holiday the day after, on Sept. 21, so by the end of this latest part, it's been 25 days.How long have Jade and Paul been on vacation it has to have been a few days by now?
I thought so.
Reference?Make them queen, then depose them and kill all their friends once their back is turned."
Electrify till it explodes and Crumble it!I honestly don't know how to deal with something like that. Chuck it in a black hole would be my best guess, but I don't know for certain that he can't feed on those."
Paulang it all! I nearly had 1 person! 1!