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Jesus Christ Paul. Just find him a good match. There's no need to do this much work.
I think even the petitioner might well have taken one look at OL, seen the aura, and went 'My business can wait.' This is not a casual visit. This is an angry demi-god (inexact, but the Olympians seem to see him as such) come to discuss something Important.27th October 2012
06:43 GMT +3
"Lord Hades, King of Erebos."
I make a point of bowing to ninety degrees, a formal display of respect and deference. I'm also in formal robes, and my aura hasn't died down to anything like normal resting levels. Hades read my mood rather well, and the petitioner was politely but firmly escorted out by his guards when I arrived.
For reference: Macaria. Little is known of her, but it seems like she is the Goddess of 'Blessed Deaths'. Likely the sort of thing that gets Heroes spoken of in Myth. You know, like OL has managed.Zagreus was already here, along with his sister Macaria. I haven't had anything to do with her, though I suppose that technically I've achieved the aim that she sets for her followers on two occasions. Or was the first time too selfish? Honestly, training her up as a judge makes more sense to me than getting Zagreus or Melinoë more involved in running Erebos.
But, just to make sure everyone's on the same page, and no-one makes any mistakes, let's lay it out clearly... Meanwhile, I bet Zagreus is sizing up Canis like a hunter gauging prey. 'I think I could take him.'Canis doesn't bow, instead just looking around. He doesn't have that near-manic expression he gets when he sees something really interesting, but he is taking the opportunity to have a look around the last resting place of the dead of Greece and anyone who couldn't find anywhere better. Zagreus gives him the occasional look, but otherwise there's little reaction by the gods to a New God.
"Paul, Illustres of the Orange Lantern Corps. Rise, rise." I straighten up but otherwise remain fairly rigid. "It does not require the judgement of a god to know why you are here."
That's so mildly put, it may as well be a plain cracker."Lord Zeus."
"My brother's treatment of Diana is… A feeble smokescreen to disguise his intention."
In other words, 'It's your own damn fault.' And, to be fair, OL isn't proving them wrong."Nearly as feeble as the attempts by those involved to prevent me from finding out."
"If you do not want a reputation for highly aggressive responses to those who wrong your allies, then I suggest killing fewer order-lords. And if you want your other allies to have concerns about what you will do should they fail to react in a way they find pleasing, you may want to consider threatening them less."
Or, to put it more crudely, "Keep your fat nose out of my business, brother.""This isn't as bad as the Nabu situation, and they've had less time to think things through. What I wish to know is what you intend to do."
"I have explained to my brother why he should not behave in this way. He in return made certain observations concerning my own marriage and suggested that-. That was why he was disinclined to seek my advice on the subject."
Except hope Zeus looses interest quickly? Wait for him to catch the scent of another pretty face and run off, so he forgets about Diana's little 'chore'?
I should hope so."Do you believe Lord Zeus for a moment when he claims that the inmates of Tartarus are at a heightened risk of escape?"
"I know of no collaborating evidence, and quite a detailed survey was made after the incidents with Donna Troy and Deva."
The joy of dealing with the 800-pound gorilla of Olympus."What is the mechanism to talk Lord Zeus out of making a poor decision?"
"We talk to him about it until either he decides not to… Or it's too late. Princess Diana is a powerful demigoddess dealing with beings who have been imprisoned for longer than human civilisation has existed. She is in no danger, and I see little harm in her checking my work."
So, that's a 'no' on overthrowing Zeus, then? I suppose he's busy enough with all the fresh business OL has brought in, anyway."You are not insulted by Lord Zeus ordering someone to check you work?"
"If the actual reason for him sending her wasn't completely transparent, then I might be." He leans forward slightly. "I will be clear now, Illustres. Much as I disagree with what my brother has done, distasteful as I find it, I will not support the sort of aggressive action with which you have become associated. I will certainly not undertake it myself."
A great many things. Now, of those related to 'chastising' Zeus, well..."And if someone else did?"
He contemplates me for a few moments.
"What are you planning, Lantern?"
...And you're trying to draw a parallel to Zeus being an asshole? Problem is, his throne, his rules. It's hard to break rules he's laid out. And I can't think of any higher authority that would care..."A dozen or so things. But at the moment I am simply gathering information. Amongst…" I fan my hands out to either side. "Mortals, dropping waste material in a public street is a criminal act. It's not a serious act, if the quantity of waste is small. Usually a person would just get told to pick whatever it was up." I shrug. "They might get a small fine. It's not a big deal. But.. it.. is a criminal act. And a person can be taken to court over it with all the expenses that involves, and if they don't pay there are interest charges and ultimately debt recovery charges. Someone can be arrested, have their property seized… I think a person can even end up in prison for Contempt of Court if they're really intransigent about it. It's against the law, and that needs to be enforced."
Whether they can hope to be successful? That's another tale."I think that I understand, but perhaps you could clarify."
"A prideful god sending a devotee on a snipe hunt isn't that big a deal. Not really. But it is a misdeed and it is likely that her friends will pursue the matter. However far they must."
And we saw how well that worked out."My brother does not usually respond well to efforts at compulsion."
I smile. "Neither do order-lords. In my experience."
Heh. A smear campaign against Zeus? Kind of hard to remove what few worshippers he has at this point."Do you?"
I shrug. "Diana asked me to promise not to attack Lord Zeus. I did. To an extent my hands are bound." I see Zagreus sigh with relief. "But there are ways to make a person's life awkward which do not require direct violence. And I am to my knowledge the only one so bound."
Now, does he like what he's hearing? Well, he's keeping that to himself."I hear what you say."
I bow again, this time not quite so far.
Well... Not much point seeking out Poseidon. I doubt he'd be any more inclined to even humour OL."Thank you for your time, Lord Hades."
He waves his right hand in dismissal, and I turn and walk out of the throne room.
Too much power gives them ideas above their station, eh?"An interesting experience." Canis pulls himself up onto Brut's back. "A less powerful figure than Darkseid."
"True. I much prefer it this way."
Confusion over who to worship, or whether he'd want to see them fight?"I also." We head towards the exit at some speed, Brut loping along beside me as I fly. "I can scarce imagine a universe containing two Darkseids. I would be filled with a most profound confusion."
We exit the palace grounds and head 'west', towards our next interviewee.
Well, she does have nice bone structure. I'm sure she'd enjoy having a portrait done..."I was a little surprised that Melinoë wasn't there."
"Your ally, the Goddess of Nightmares and Madness?" I nod. "Truly a shame. I hoped to consult with her."
...Okay. I shudder to imagine what he might produce while zonked like that..."You want to paint madness and nightmares?"
"I wish for her to unleash the full gamut of her wrath upon me, that I might make art while my mind is so afflicted. Or perhaps her efforts might be in vain; having quailed before Darkseid, other sources of fear are far less concerning."
From that context, it's Hecate. Who did dwell in the Underworld, mythologically speaking."Maybe later."
"The witch-goddess we are visiting. I do not recall her appearing in your records."
And what precautions have you taken against her simply hexing you and sending you on your way?"I've never met her before, though she has blessed Donna a few times."
"A risk, then. What knowledge do you seek that you cannot find elsewhere?"
...A not unreasonable assumption given the evidence. By that logic, Poseidon probably has a similar link to Oceanus or another such progenitor."Hades is far more powerful than most Olympians due to his bond with Erebos. But he accepted Zeus becoming the ruler of the gods."
"He has a similar bond to some being."
What, seek to make contact with said entity, if possible, and tell it Zeus has been a bad little boy? Somehow, I don't see that working."That would be my guess. But it's not mentioned in Themyscira's holy texts, and neither Hades nor Melinoë nor any of the others have mentioned it. I need to know what and I need to know how, because once I do, then I have all the leverage I need."
Meanwhile, I bet Zagreus is sizing up Canis like a hunter gauging prey. 'I think I could take him.'
Well... Not much point seeking out Poseidon. I doubt he'd be any more inclined to even humour OL.
And what precautions have you taken against her simply hexing you and sending you on your way?
By that logic, Poseidon probably has a similar link to Oceanus or another such progenitor.
They're going to visit Hecate, Goddess of Magic and Crossroads, to find out what being Zeus is bonded to that gives him strength. The assumption is that Hades let Zeus become king of the gods because he is stronger than him, even though he is bonded to Erebos and much stronger than the other "regular" gods if Olympus, so by the transitive power he must have bonded to someone or something strong enough to cow Hades. Once Paul finds out what or who it is and how he did it he can do a lot. Like threatening to cut the connection or convincing whatever Zeus is bonded to to force Zeus to leave Diana alone etc.Can anyone who knows who this is referring to please share with the rest of the class?
Even better if it can't talk or reason. I think it's less tattling and more "if you don't stop being a dickhead I'm going to cut this cord"
Suggestions on a postcard...There has to be a sexy bi sexual woman with a queen cuck fetish who is willing to marry a god somewhere.
Thank you, corrected.
George.
It's Art, since he's the New God of Art.
Jesus Christ Paul. Just find him a good match. There's no need to do this much work.
Getting rid of him or at least just getting the means to get rid if him is necessary to stop him.
Though Achilles and Solomon could have achieved some level of divinity.
They're going to visit Hecate, Goddess of Magic and Crossroads, to find out what being Zeus is bonded to that gives him strength
Paul at his least likeable.
For reasons that will become apparent, cooperation with Ares will soon be...Ouu, subvert Ares to your side by offering him a chance at total war against The Reach. We have already proved that gods can survive in space, probably enough to satisfy Ares, if not to satisfy Paul.
If the Reach kill him, no loss. Either way, that should be a decent bribe.
That story ends in a very questionable way.
For reasons that will become apparent, cooperation with Ares will soon be...
Impractical.
Yup.Presumably, how the Greek Gods appear to have plugged themselves into various protogeni for a power up like Hades and Erebus.
Which granted, is something I've only seen in Zoat's work.
The roman version of Zeus is a far better partner to his significant other.I'm curious what Jupiter thinks of all this. Assuming he has a similar relationship to Zeus as Vulcan does to Hephaestus.
Is Jupiter still married to Juno?
Yup.
It's kind of sad at this point, because sometimes the bigger fish should just be a bigger fish.
Except in DC the Greek God's aren't supposed to be dependent on mortal belief for power and survival.I actually like this as it provides a justification for having the Greek Gods remain a major force while still having supernatural mechanics that make the Gods depend on mortal belief for power and survival. Many urban fantasy settings with a similar premise simply take the fact that the Greek Gods are a powerful mystic force even as the Gods from non-western cultures are ignored or denigrated as minor figures. I believe that this undermines worldbuilding efforts by not recognizing that the Greek (or Roman) Gods were far from the only major manifestation of pre-Christian religious belief. There are many other Gods that once had far more worshippers or are even still worshipped by a sizeable fraction of humanity. These Gods should be highly active if human belief is treated as being supernaturally significant.
From an OOC perspective this mono-focus on the Greek Gods is understandable as a western audience or author is far more likely to be familiar with their legends. It also avoids the tricky question of cultural appropriation and the possibility of disrespecting genuine religious beliefs. The western culture associated with the Greek Gods is so predominant that no one is seriously concerned about showing it appropriate respect and the associated religion is so faded away that no one will be offended by the misuse of their mythology.
The issue with is that the Greek gods aren't a bigger fish, their a fish in an infinite ocean. There's no definite and solid scale in DC as nature of the comic. How does Nabu/Klarion rate against an Olympian? Does worship increase them or nah? If worship is a factor then can Paul just make a phone call to Mammon and have him kick Zeus in the teeth or is there something governing inter pantheon relations? Also most importantly, where does the Ophidian come into this?Yup.
It's kind of sad at this point, because sometimes the bigger fish should just be a bigger fish.
Except in DC the Greek God's aren't supposed to be dependent on mortal belief for power and survival.
I know that we don't get exact details, but my understanding was the human belief helped the Gods develop from the Dream, maintain their integrity as a magical construct, and grow in power.
I know that we don't get exact details, but my understanding was the human belief helped the Gods develop from the Dream, maintain their integrity as a magical construct, and grow in power.