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Maybe it should be "Misters Hagen"
Too bad it's pronounced more like "wooster-sure".
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Maybe it should be "Misters Hagen"
Too bad it's pronounced more like "wooster-sure".
so we got another paul with an adopted daughter now?
Welcome back Annie
I've just had a revelation...
Does Paul wear his ring on his left finger because he's left handed???
How many Mister Hagens?
Thank you, corrected.
But first scan its hard drive so purchase doesn't delete the desired information.Oh, really?
You are gonna drag this out?
Just buy his robot assistant and use it to ruin him.
If they didn't suspect that he was eavesdropping before...
The underlined section seems like a non sequitur. Does it make sense to anybody else?"Okay, of course you're not obliged to tell me anything. But if you don't tell.. me..."
Competent authority.
"Paul?"
Two 'sane' men, in a mad, mad, world. Your opinion of Lex's sanity may vary... And also of OL's...7th April
23:19 GMT +2
Lex walks slowly back towards his jet, with Ms Graves and I on either side.
"So, that just happened."
"Yes." Mr Luthor nods. "Yes, it did."
Lex, run in circles by corporate marketing speak? Was Manga Khan that incomprehensible?"First impressions?"
"Between the waffle, pontificating and wandering tangents, I could barely decipher what it is that he's actually planning. I think it might be wise for me to speak with the ClusterCorp board of directors and offer them my services."
Given that all his knowledge of humanity seems to come from the internet... I shudder at the thought."He's not as stupid as he sounds. It's not wise to project onto non-humanoid species."
"Does he know enough about our culture to encourage us to underestimate him with such… Precision?"
And that would mean having to explain to regular citizens why they're so hostile. Which would open them up to Slander lawsuits..."I would be surprised, but I wouldn't rule it out."
"How.. badly would your colleagues in the Justice League react if I did have commercial dealings with him?"
"A mild increase in hostility towards ClusterCorps. They're already as hostile towards you as they can get without bringing it into the open."
OL really wants Lex to stop pretending he's not a supervillian, huh? Given how much it annoys him. Of course, that has its' drawbacks, like Lex running around in purple and green powered armour..."Ah. I find it rather a shame that-."
I don't even let him finish his platitude before rolling my eyes. "Please."
Sort of a 'we may not be allowed to arrest you, but that doesn't mean we have to bother protecting you.' thing."As you wish. Still, it would be beneficial to present a united front."
"There are too many people on Earth to present a united front. And while I don't think that the League will oppose your lawful dealings out of spite, that's the exact limit of what they'll do to cooperate with you."
Admittedly, I have the suspicion that he's simply in too deep to pull out now. Savage probably arranged for any manner of 'contract-breaking' punishments by way of Klarion... Who knows if such things are still active?"That might make a successful resolution of this crisis harder to achieve."
"You should have thought of that before you signed up with Savage. Or said 'no' to me."
To be fair, most of Lex's problems with Superman seem reasonable at first glance, like the whole 'encouraging complacency' thing. The problem is that he's taken it all too personally to think clearly about it... Truggs? Some assholes always trying to ice-skate uphill... Grand goal, poor execution."You tried to implicate me in some rather serious crimes."
"I wasn't trying to implicate you. I was trying to exculpate you, to give you better options for achieving your legitimate goals. You and Truggs…" I shake my head. "I'd be a lot happier about this is I wasn't expected to somehow 'fix' it."
Unfortunately, when all your peers seem to be standing back and looking at you...Mr Luthor stops at the bottom of the stairs up into his jet.
"You don't have to."
Bit too much, Lex. That sort of thinking leads to things like participation trophies..."It's like watching a child play in the front garden. I don't feel obliged to put reins on them, but I really think I should keep an eye out in case they start running towards the road."
"At.. which.. point, you… Guide them back inside the house?"
ClusterCorp brings an alien lawsuit against the entities responsible? And we've seen how some alien cultures settle lawsuits..."At which point I gently guide them away from the road and then go back on overwatch."
"I.. fear we may be pushing the metaphor further than it can withstand. But I take your point. Out of curiosity, what would the rest of the ClusterCorp do if their ship was destroyed or seized?"
True. I'm sure Lex suspects the Watchtower exists, but the Kryptonian moonbase remnant? Not so much..."I'm not sure. They do have better armed ships. If it was seized then I imagine that they'd take it back. If it was destroyed… In the past they've seized property from the aggressor or sued them. Neither really apply here. I suppose they might try taking orbital infrastructure-"
Like the Watchtower or the Xenon base. But I'm not sure who officially or unofficially knows about either of them and I'm confident that the League wouldn't be pleased if I confirmed the existence of anything in conversation with Mr Luthor.
Oooh... OL, wanna take that one?"-or retaliating, but they're a private enterprise and there's little profit in revenge." I smile. "If you take it where no one can see, and the reason that it's taken this long for this to happen is that no one's watching Earth. And of course that sort of thing would make it a League problem."
"Mm. I wonder why they chose now?"
Lex, you do remember Lantern Mother of Mercy showing up? It wouldn't be his first go-round."Ah. That was me. There's a political dispute in Atlantis and I decided to back the weaker party. I thought Dox would send me a regular LEGION fleet. Instead, we get this."
"You were..? Planning on bringing a fleet into near-Earth space?"
Oh, dear... Chances of this turning out poorly?"Oh, come on, Mister Luthor. I brought a planet into near-Earth space. The fact that I'd bring a fleet here is hardly a strange idea, and no surface world country cares about Venturia."
Hm. An.. idea is occurring.
The problem is sustainability. Would you want to commit to doing it yourself, given all your other projects?I haven't wanted to introduce advanced alien technology myself because I was concerned that it would have a stupefying influence on human civilisation. But if Earth is going to get access to alien technology anyway, then I'm perfectly capable of making anything ClusterCorp does unprofitable by undercutting them. 'Lord-Lantern Comic King' doesn't strike me as someone who would be prepared to work on matter transmutation 24-7.
Yes, good plan. Check first before leaping into action. Just look where that got Lex: in hock to a caveman up to his ginger eyebrows.Or I could find a competitor or two and invite them here. Or a mercenary fleet with orders to enforce a particular set of customs arrangements. Amalak would be happy to take on that role, I'm sure, and we're too far away from his centre of power to have to worry about him annexing the planet. There isn't really any group in this Sector that I'd want to-.
Thanagar. Is Thanagar going to be 'officially concerned' about this? If I decide to take any action I'll have to check with the Hawks.
Oh, boy. Likelihood of Lex throwing his oar into the situation? I can see him wanting to get a non-atlantean way to access magitech..."Venturia?"
"An Atlantean city-state. I'm afraid that the incident has already soured relations between myself and King Orin, so if you want more information I direct you in the direction of Ambassador Vallambrosa."
Wouldn't want to pull something only to discover the Light was doing the same thing. Imagine the Xanatos Pileups..."I quite understand. I can grasp the implication of you calling in a fleet."
"Right. So -just so we don't step on each other's toes- what are you planning on doing about this?"
Interesting logical leap. Something Lex said, or he said to Lex, sinking into his subconscious?"I'm.. still in the planning stages. As I said earlier, this has.. really been nothing like what I thought the Earth's first contact with a alien corporation would be like."
"Okay, of course you're not obliged to tell me anything. But if you don't tell.. me..."
Competent authority.
Rude, Manga Khan! Listening in to customer discussions like that...
Unfortunately, that's on the list of approved activities..."-what to do while he's not on the clock, I can still discipline him for breaking our code of conduct."
"Which.. includes trading with worlds like Earth?"
Ah... The same reason he picked neutral Antarctic territory? No clear claim of ownership by any government... But... He chose to drop into outback Australia, which isn't unclaimed..."No, that's fine. Like I said, he's not on the clock. But because the Orange Lantern Corps is trying to build a defensive alliance, there are rules about how Lanterns are obliged to relate to governments we might want to open direct negotiations with. They're.. pretty relaxed, and…"
I look out across the night time desert.
"I now realise exactly why he's here rather than a few miles north or south. I'm also revising upwards my estimate of his intelligence."
Caught out by a loophole. Manga Khan's going down Capone-style. Hmm... If he does sell something, how are they going to handle import duties?Hm.
"I'm going to do some reading. Get in touch when you've formulated a corporate strategy and I'll let you know what I've got."
...first contact with an alien corporation...
No, it doesn't make sense to me either.The underlined section seems like a non sequitur. Does it make sense to anybody else?
The underlined section seems like a non sequitur. Does it make sense to anybody else?
Thank you, corrected.
He's decided to go for a con job. You know, somehow make Lord Comic King believe that competent authority actually exists in that universe.
Vartox the Hyperman, though the wiki page linked to doesn't really do him justice.
Vartox the Hyperman, though the wiki page linked to doesn't really do him justice.
My jumped up elementals he looks like an aged porn star from the seventies.
Probably not.Odd question but is Paul going to meet him anytime in your story?
His Prime/n52 counterpart isn't really any better
Still the whole Channel 52 thing with him and Ambush Bug were hilarious and insightful.
If that's formal eveningwear on his planet, why does she think informal clothing would be any better?
Thank you.
My jumped up elementals he looks like an aged porn star from the seventies.
Odd question but is Paul going to meet him anytime in your story?
I would just like to remind people that this thread is not in the NSFW section. That means that anything you say, and anything you post, is indexed by google and viewable by your grandmother. And there's no guarantee she's not getting off on it.
He's decided to go for a con job. You know, somehow make Lord Comic King believe that competent authority actually exists in that universe.
I think it's more the fact that he's landed in legitimately unclaimed territory (the two nations with the best potential claims each say that it belongs to the other), and thus isn't directly engaging with any local government in their territory.There are limits to what even a reality warper can do.
So the exact position has something to do with League engagement protocols? Khan found some badly worded loophole?
ClusterCorp.