"I fully intend to talk to Alan about it, but I'd like to have a solution to the problem before I do. Or… If there's no problem, I don't need to bring it up at all."
I like this version of OL. He knows his shit.
She waits patiently for me to give a helpful answer as I move onto the album from just before she went back to Themyscira. From the.. composition…
Double space here.
"While it may not be readily apparent to someone who grew up on Themysicra, Alan looks a lot younger than a man his age usually would. And he started looking younger recently. Looking at the photographs of him I've been able to find, it looks like this isn't a recent phenomena either. His appearance is basically unchanged for all the time he was in the Justice Society and then he suddenly-" I point to a picture. "-enters middle age when it breaks up."
Suspicious.
Diana's gaze grows a little distant, perhaps trying to match what I'm saying with her own experiences. "I.. see."
She's not following, I see.
"And now he can't recharge. I mean, you've seen him change, right? Compare-" She's nodding. "-how he looked when I first arrived to how he looks now."
Now she gets it.
"Given him back his personal lantern wouldn't work because it's the wrong colour.
"
Giving him back his personal lantern wouldn't work because it's the wrong colour.
Diana looks dubious. "Hal was clear that the Guardians were forbidding members of the Green Lantern Corps from allowing Alan to recharge using their equipment. I doubt that-."
Guardians are Dicks.
I hold up my hands in a pacifying gesture. "I'm not trying to start a fight. And I'm not.. asking you to throw your career away and flat out defy the Guardians. That wouldn't do Alan any good. I just want to make sure that if I did wangle an exception, you would be willing to let him use it."
Loophole abuse is fun.
Hal's still frowning, but it's more thoughtful now. "The rules and regs? What for?"
Easiest way to break or dodge a rule is to know how it's written.
"Guardians like order, but they've run a Lantern Corps for millions of years. I doubt that they've done that by deciding things on a case by case basis, but I suspect that the rules are immensely flexible in order to incorporate all of the different mindsets the different species they've worked with possess. If I can find an argument based on existing Corps rules, they'll probably accept it."
I doubt they'll like it, but again,
Dicks.
"Ah, no, but we're not normally allowed to share our rings or lanterns with anyone. And… The rules and regs are about a million pages long. I think it's only people like Salaak and.. Sinestro, who've bothered reading it. You sure about this?"
Salaak, I could see memorising it. Sinestro's a bit more surprising. Probably the 'asshole superior' plot.
Grgh. Ring, organise. Find me something useful.
Joy of an AI unfucked by Guardian malware.
I got a massive head ache, but… "Non-emergency civilian aid. Outside of the emergency situations designated above, member of the Green Lantern Corps are authorised to use Corps resources in order to provide medical aid to those in their Sector or to such others as they may encounter in the performance of their duties, restricted to technological devices at or equivalent to devices available in the society in which aid is being provided."
Purple Ray. Lazarus Pit. Healing spells. Earth is Bullshit
"Ra's al Ghul claims to have created the first Lazarus Pit in the fourteenth century, and Batman's investigation confirmed that that's probably true. That means that you can use Green Lantern Corps equipment to provide aid equal to something which can cure death, because in theory any human could get access to it."
...Ehh... Iffy, and you know it...
"You can literally fly anywhere in this Sector and bring back any medical technology you can legally acquire and release it for public use. You can't sell it, allow others to profit directly from it, explain how it works yourself or spend more than… Ah, 'a reasonable amount of time' doing that rather than working on law enforcement, but you can do it. Since 'Corps resources' explicitly includes your lantern and ring, you can let Alan recharge so long as him doing so isn't 'prejudicial to the wellbeing of life and order in your assigned Sector'. I don't think that some of these rules were written with Earth's particular brand of madness in mind. Oh! Got another one."
Having another Green Lantern on Earth is certainly not prejudicial.
"Another way to let Alan recharge. It's from the section on the remuneration of 'mentors, aides and assistants'. You're allowed to hire people to assist you in your work, or benefit from relationships equivalent to what would exist in your society if you were not a member of the Green Lantern Corps. Humans have had apprenticeships for as long as we've had jobs, and sidekicks for nearly as long as we've had superheroes. If Alan agrees to tutor you, then you can class him as an 'auxiliary instructor', which doesn't let you do more than pay him. Except, since you're both American, and it's 'in keeping with local custom' for Americans to receive healthcare provision via their employers… The rules explicitly don't differentiate between insurance and direct provision. You're obliged to make sure that he receives it. Which, again, includes the use of Corps resources because in some places you have to let your weapons tutor try out your weapons as part of a coming of age ritual."
Ha!
"Any you think the Guardians will buy that?"
"
And you think the Guardians will buy that?"
"Can't know until you ask. But I'd be surprised if it didn't work in the short term. Are you willing to give it a go?"
IE until you can get a Blue lantern or snag a green somehow...