-as the battered canisters leak brown sludge over the floor of Mr Edge's vault. Liquids don't really compress that well but they do conduct blast waves. Thank you,
Hollywood Science. I could shoot it again, but at this point-.
The mud begins purposively pouring out of the canisters, collecting into thick strands which
writhe and twist around one another before merging into a unified
mass.
Someguy Somewhere called it, it's a rescue and recruitment run!
The arrow lowers.
"The.. hell..?"
What, never seen someone pulling themselves together?
I lower the Gravity Rod and step forward as arms, legs and the outline of a face begin to appear.
"Mister Hagen? Are you compos mentis?"
I don't look, but I suspect that Roy is frowning as he reorientates his arrow. "Hagen. Clayface?"
"Yes, Arsenal, do try to keep up..." So none of his operatives knew what he was after?
"Not my greatest role." Mr Hagen mimes cracking a neck he no longer possesses, then lumbers around to look at the canisters. "How long was I in there?"
"About four years, I'm afraid."
Ouch, that'll make him a little upset, I think.
He turns back to the four of us, eyes -such as he has- properly focusing on me for the first time.
"Edge?"
"Will be spending some significant time explaining himself to the Federal Bureau of Investigation once we anonymously drop him off."
Significant amongst the charges: Kidnapping and Deprivation of Liberty... Never mind his whole secret crime boss thing.
He thinks about that for a moment.
"You some kind of superhero?"
Easy assumption to make, really.
"I prefer to think of myself-."
"Heh. Supervillain, then."
Us or Them mentality. How nice.
"Not really." I hold up the Rod. "Barely know how to use it." I indicate Roy with my right thumb. "He's a superhero. She's-" I look around and nod at Barbara. "-a former supervillain and she-" I nod at Jade. "-issss..." I raise my eyebrows. "Former supervillain?"
She shrugs.
Let's go with 'Mercenary'. Or maybe 'Freelance problem solver', mercenary is such an ugly word.
I turn back to Mr Hagen.
"Former supervillain. I, Mister Hagen, am in the business of locating people who have -for whatever reason- made some rather unfortunate choices, but whom I think might be amenable to making better ones in future."
It tends to be quite profitable for said people, too.
"Uh-huh."
I reach down with my right hand, unclip a chemical flask and hold it out to him.
"MP Forty. I understand it helps you pull yourself into shape."
Quite literally.

Pun not intended, as far as Peter is concerned, I hope.
He looks at it hungrily. "It does more than that. It makes me feel human again. What do you want for it?"
I shake my head. "Nothing. First taste is free."
"Heh." He reaches forward with his left hand and takes it from me. "And the second taste?"
Ah, he's suspicious. Sensible, really.
I shrug. "You need to show me that you're serious about reforming. I can arrange for you to continue receiving doses while you're in prison-"
"Ah, I already don't like this plan."
You haven't heard the whole plan yet. Patience.
"-and for a legal team who will keep the time you'll serve to an absolute minimum.
Doctor Bates is already working for me-."
He frowns. "Stella? She's still..?"
"Invested in your wellbeing? Yes. Her work has enough other applications that that I've been able to justify setting her up in a laboratory, and I'm happy for her to also work on a long-term fix for
you."
A little bit of carrot. Unfortunately, I suspect the stick will carry more weight...
"If I play ball."
"If you play ball."
He holds up his right arm and turns his hand into a morning star.
You do realize there are four super-powered or exotically skilled individuals with weapons ready?
"And if I don't?"
"I don't intend to stop you." I step aside, leaving a clear isle towards the vault's exit. "You're free to go."
Wait for it...
He lumbers past us and sticks his head out through the door. "That sounds better. Where are we, anyway?"
"A small island in the South Pacific." He stills, then turns back to me. "I won't stop you from leaving… But if we don't come to terms then I won't help you to leave."
Heh, not much of a choice at all.
He lumbers back, growing larger as he does so. Though his combat abilities are… Disturbing, he is restricted by conservation of mass. While he can whip out his arms to tens of metres long they're not particularly strong when he does that, which is why he makes dense patches in the shape of bludgeoning or melee weapons when he wants to seriously hurt someone.
I fold my arms across my chest and wait patiently.
"Not Arkham. Not Blackgate. Someplace… Nice. I think I want to take up gardening."
Ah, good, he's playing ball, rather than taking it and going home.
"I don't have the authority to negotiate, but… I'll see what I can do. Avoiding Arkham should be simple enough; whatever else you are you're clearly not insane."
"Guess that'll have to do." He shifts his right hand back into a hand, twists the top off the flask and downs the contents. Then he tosses it back towards the canisters which contained him. "How are we getting off this rock?"
Eyes on the prize, eh?
"Submarine."
He closes his eyes and groans.
Hasn't he been in a small tin can long enough already?
"Submarine. Why did it have to be a submarine?"
"The island's too small for an airplane big enough to carry you and I don't own a helicopter big enough to carry you. Cheshire, would you be so good as to lead the way out?"
I'm guessing Morgan Edge either uses his own private VTOL aircraft, or a teleporter system...
She stows her pistol bow, makes brief eye contact with Roy and then turns away, heading cautiously down the corridor towards the exit. Mr Hagen regard me for a moment, then turns away to lumber after her.
"Clayface."
"Arsenal, I don't like using their-" I make fleeting eye contact with Barbara, who looks away. "-nom de infamies. I think it encourages them to think of themselves as criminals and nothing else. Will you stay here until the navy arrives?"
I suppose the only Hero in the party has to play the Face...
"Yeah, no problem." He nods. "Good trip."
Barbara and I follow Mr Hagen towards the front door, the sky outside… Glowing red for some reason? Flares? Did we miss someone, or is the navy early? That could be a little awkward if-.
"Acquisition successful. Locating local variant 'Peter Wynne'."
Oh, dear, this again. And this Paul isn't exactly geared for it...
What the hell is-?
Mr Hagen smiles as he looks back at me.
"Guess I'm getting out-"
He shrinks, assuming my form.
Hey, wait. Is he really going to try...
"-after all. Thanks for the jail-."
A giant blue.. hand reaches down and grabs him, pulling him up into the air.
"Acquisition successful."
Whoever that is just 'dun goofed' Seriously, working solely on visual data?
Cue that Tenth Doctor clip...