8th April
18:23 GMT -5
Kon knocks on the transparent laboratory airlock safety door as I stare at the vial of blue gunge in my right hand. I set it down in the rack and nod to him, prompting him to enter his access code and come inside.
"Hey. What's that?"
"I
think it's Compound V. One of my alter egos ended up on a world where it's the only source of super powers.
"
And that's the
problem. My indigo alter ego said that he was only willing to give me the data because he was confident that I'd never use it. And.. having experimented with it a little I can see why he was that confident.
"Unfortunately, it turns out that it's not exactly
reliable.
"
In front of me, the rat which got fire powers finally asphyxiates, its body joining those of the rats who gained frog-like attributes, supernumerary eyes, what I'm tentatively calling 'laser feet' and rock skin respectively.
"Are you familiar with the concept of 'required secondary powers'?
"
"You mean like how someone who's got super strength but doesn't have flight can't punch all that hard without flying backwards?" He nods, a wry smile on his lips. "Think I've heard about that somewhere."
"This is more like what would happen if Flash wasn't immune to friction. Their bodies change, but nothing about the change guarantees that they'll be able to survive it, actually…
Use their new powers, or… Well.
" I point at the burst skull of 'eye-rat'.
"That one's visuospatial cortex expanded to deal with the input, but its skull
didn't. And this is
controlled doses; this stuff is a known environmental contaminant on Indigo's Earth. People even use it as a
narcotic.
"
"Not exactly the Danner Formula."
"To say the
least. And apparently subsequent generations have the same problem, even if they
don't get dosed with the stuff themselves.
"
Which… Lines up with my memories of The Boys to an
extent. But Homelander was a sure thing. They had a foetus, they.. somehow dosed it with a great deal of some formulation of this stuff… They were sure that they'd get a top tier superhuman out of it. They must have been, or they wouldn't have put the money into it.
Maybe foetal exposure is the key..?
Kon looks around at some of my other half-completed projects.
"Is this all stuff you've copied from the other versions of you?"
"Yes, and it's all… Basically useless.
"
Yellow had scans of
some advanced technology, but none of it was radically different -or better- than designs I already had access to. From the sounds of it Mumm-Ra is an
invocational magic user, and without knowing more about what the 'ancient spirits of evil' actually
are none of what Yellow was able to tell me was much use. And that wasn't much in the first place. The files on Third Earth physiology were interesting, but they're of no practical use to me other than for earning some Brownie points from Cranius.
Indigo shared what he knew about Compound V, but that looks like it would take a great deal of research in order to see any return on my investment in time. Red didn't think that it was his place to share what Atrocitus taught him about blood magic, and apparently his ring doesn't interact well with IT systems. What Black learned about Buffyverse magic is directly contradicted in several areas by what I've learned about magic here, though I'll pass-. I'll
indirectly pass it on to Sephtian so that he can study an alternate magic system if he has the time.
Commander Gordon didn't want to give a gold power ring to someone with a positive working relationship to Maltusians. Time Trapper didn't have ring-based records of his timeline's more advanced human-created technology. Angel-me was willing to give me a small amount of his blood so that's my angel-tissue ammunition slightly replenished, which was… Nice. But as for the rest…
It looks like I'm ahead. Which is… Good. Mostly good for
them as the files I was able to give them will prove more useful to them than theirs will be for me. But aside from a brief moment of self satisfaction at my achievements… I didn't really
learn much.
"I'll give this…
"
No, can't give it to Dr Munro née Danner, because he's busy in Brazil. His research station… They can probably handle it, but that means that it will inevitably get back to Mr Luthor. And while there isn't really a way to use human technology to cheese the Danner formula, this…
You can give it to adults. Adults who are already loyal to you, who are desperate and will consent to anything if they think it will give them a way out of whatever pit they've fallen into. It's far easier to misuse, far easier to do stupid…
Supervillain stuff with.
Dr Sivana Senior would probably limit himself to animal applications, at least. And he already
has the capacity to create enhanced animal-based sophonts.
Heck, how did I get to the point where sharing data with Thaddeus Bodog Sivana was a reasonable option?
"Are you staying for dinner?"
"Is it tacos?
"
"Yeah, but not from Taco Whiz."
Because it turns out that reheating low-quality frozen food doesn't result in anything particularly good. I mean, I don't think anyone is under any illusion about
the quality of the meals in fast food restaurants, but there's nothing quite like working there to really take any residual shine off.
"Mom showed me how to make them from raw ingredients."
"You're cooking?
" Filaments flick out, tidying and making safe and… Completely destroying the remaining Compound V. I'll hand the rats over to Dr Sivana. I'm sure that he can learn all sorts of interesting things from them.
"Yeah, I'm in.
"
He nods, smiling, then leads the way to the door.
"How are you finding working there?
"
"It's… Ah… Kinda interesting."
"It's-.
"
"A 'totally inefficient waste of time'. You said that when Batman gave us all the assignment. I actually kinda like doing a regular job."
"Yes, and people in rural India like having irrigation and an electricity supply. Having Justice League members do a week of charity work as a public relations exercise is ridiculous, and it doesn't become more sensible by making
us do it as well.
"
"Mom says it helps her connect with people."
"I'm not sure that a stage managed stint as a fast food restaurant cook really helps with that, but
fine. It's her time.
"
"You don't think people seeing us as people is a good idea?"
"Of
course it's a good idea. But most people know that most League members maintain secret identities; that is to say, already have actual paying jobs they do in addition to being unpaid auxiliary police.
"
"You didn't enjoy that charity board game you did with Zatanna?"
"Oh, it was
fun; I just don't think it was at all
productive. Hm.
"
"What?"
"How would you feel about releasing kryptonian technology for human use?
"
He thinks for a moment, then shrugs. "I don't have a problem with it. Why?"
"A potential solution to the ClusterCorp problem.
" No, I'm… Not going to think about that at the moment.
"So what goes into making a good taco?
"