BartlettMagic
peekaboo, you fucks you!
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splendid idea, Mammy... leave it to an executive-level demon lord of hell to get things done when others can't
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...I'm getting a funny feeling about these Guns. Their victims don't show up in Hell, despite generally being prime candidates? And the Guns have seemingly bottomless magazines? Could whatever's inhabiting the Guns be claiming their victims as ammunition? I wonder...
Comic Lucifer is... Not much like television Lucifer.I have only seen the show, but he also has the accent and the theme of what people desire. He dislikes tyrants.
Has someone/something has replaced the demons in the gun to run their own scheme under a false flag operation?"Them? Yes, we know who they are." He heaves his bulk out of his seat and strolls down the podium. "Why don't we go call 'em up right away?"
Honestly, I don't think his origin matters. Unless he is literally a puppet for some other being, which there has been little to no indication of so far, he is who he is, and how he got to be who he is is only relavent in terms of informing the choices that he makes going forth. It doesn't matter if his memories and personality were entirely fabricated by some demon somewhere, they would still be fully real to him, and if he hadn't found any problem with them before, he shouldn't suddenly find a problem with them, should he realize their falsified nature.Huh, to be honest, would Paul know if he was unbound aspect of lucifer that had a fake set of memories made.
I mean we know he's not, but we only know that because of the big SI tag on the story. To the paul in the story his origin is More mythically unreachable than krypton, or shangri-la. Its a world he can't interact with even during an infinite crisis. It would be equally plot relevant if it didn't exist at all.
Its only his own arrogance that makes him assume he's an out of context problem and not the creation of a well informed Power.
Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.That's not going to draw unwanted attention from Hades is it? Because he was not too long ago got ticked off by the Silver City taking something that rightfully belongs to him.
Either Smiley is pulling the same trick he did on Paul or someone made Oblivion Bullets.
Both are terrible things.
Comics Lucifer is more capable, willful, and just all around a badass than the absolutely terrible attempted tv adaptation. He's a guy who pretty much does his own thing, minds his own business, and ultimately due to his belief in free will, is infinitely better than the cavalcade of DC Divinities interested in fucking with people or writing the script for them.Yeah, they're basically different in everything from appearance to power to motivation to ultimate goals.
One of the few traits they share is their love of free will and being douchebags.
Though TV Lucifer is a loveable asshole that can get better as time goes on, while comic Lucifer is practically a sociopath that doesn't really get all that better.
neighbour'snot one of them so much as coveted their neighbours ass for even a moment
Now this is getting even more interesting, since it seems like the guns were doing more than just killing people.
Could they be soul destroying their victims so they leave no record of their sins?
Thank you, corrected.
It is now my headcanon that all the Pauls are the result of Lucifer fucking around with the multiverse.Random ass theory.
In the comics, Lucifer wandered off out of the multiverse, getting as far as possible from the source. Beyond the light of god and all.
And then he went on to make his own little universe, and his own little planet, and his own little people. And he told them to NOT worship him.
Maybe that world is Earth Prime.
Maybe why Prime isn't on the normal charts, and why the laws of physics aren't bent by the weirdness of everything else.
Because the Source didn't do it.
Trailing grape vines wrapped around pillars of white marble, freezes decorated in the classical style and a small band in the corner playing medieval music.
Thank you, corrected.
How many people are going to call Paul their dad? First it was that Spider Guilder princess, now a high ranking demon who was also Lucifer's follower/lover."My Lady Mazikeen. Thank you for joining us. I felt that given the nature of the artifice involved it would be appropriate for you to-."
Her organic eye blinks at me. "Father."
Without turning his head, Mammon eyes me for a second and them takes a step away.
"Um. I'm.. reasonably confident that I'm not-."
"You call it the Ophidian, a great elemental being so bound into you that I cannot tell where it begins and you end. You may as well be its human face."
"I've… Always perceived the Ophidians presence as feminine. Thought since she-. It's not biological, that's an honourific."
"The Ophidian granted my mother a small portion of its power to quicken me, so I call it my father. And since you are the Ophidian made flesh, I may as well address you in that fashion."
"Ah… I'm going to need a little while to explain that logic to my girlfriend. And I suppose that I'm going to need to know when your birthday is. Um."
I approach her and slightly awkwardly open my arms for a hug, waiting for some sort of indication that she's actually interested in-.
"You offer your affection freely?"
"Familial relationships are reciprocal. I offer to start such a relationship freely." I shrug. "I can't deny that I sometimes forget that the Ophidian and I are separate beings, and I accept that for better or worse. And if you're on board with Mammon's plans then you can't be all that bad."
She looks up at Mammon. "I believe that we can rule out him being the Morningstar. Though he does sound like someone the Morningstar may have left in my path."
"So is..? Is that a 'no' on the hug..?"
Ignoring me, she walks around the ritual space until she's standing on the opposite side of the summoning pit. I lower my arms, shrugging. I've got no idea how old she is but she's clearly an adult. I'll ask Angelica about her background later.
"Guns." Mammon leans on his podium, as if attending to a tiresome duty. "Explain to me what you were doing with that Jill Carlyle human."
"Nothing, lord."
"It sounds like someone wants to do this the easy way."
Lady Mazikeen's eye clicks and strobes as I connect to the Ophidian, though her posture remains unaltered.
Is Darkseid creating an army of undead superheroes or something?"Nothing! We delight in spurring mortals to murder, but in her there is a great pit. She could not hear us at all! Our voices went… Somewhere, somewhere cold and pressing. And a dull echo came back. Until the blue light blinded and burned it, we could not speak to her at all!"
"Lady and gentleman? Is that claim credib-?"
The glyphs below the guns glow blue and their firing pins glow red with heat! The blood encrusting it blackens and burns, foul smoke rising off them.
"Mistress!"
"Do not think to sneak a lie past my eyes by concealing it within truth. Answer honestly and in full."
"We could speak to her at the beginning! She fought us! Then the darkness came!"
The firing pin dims slightly.
"Who put the darkness in her?"
"Mistress, we were not made with eyes! We can see only dimly!"
"What did you see, then?"
"A god! Cold, forceful! Alpha-Predator! Rock of unyielding will!"
That narrows it down nicely. An evil, strong-willed god. But it does let us know that neither Jill Carlyle or… The demons, were responsible for all of the deaths.
Mammon frowns. "What about the other sinners?"
"It cared not for sin, and so there was none. It cared only for obedience, and so obedience is all there was!"
Mammon nods. "Illustres, is that at all helpful?"
"It clears a few things up. And gives the investigation a new direction. Thank you, thank you both."
"Do you want the guns?"
"Not particularly. Do you?"
Mammon considers the idea.
"You suggested that I consider sponsoring a vigilante. Having seen what can be achieved by someone acting contrary to Hell's interests, I think that I may just do that."
"Anyone I know?"
"Oh, no, Lantern." He shakes his head. "That'll be my little Secret."
Unless Mr Zoat read the Young Justice comic before starting this story, and Paul remembers reading it, he won't be able to see this one coming. I remember Mr Zoat said something about Secret being stuck on Earth not too long ago due to her canon events not happening. Now instead of moving on, she's going to become an agent of Hell. I hope she and Harm don't meet while she has this job.
'Gaudy' is the word that comes to mind when I look Mammon's summoning chamber
A woman walks in unescorted, dressed in a kimono-inspired dress covered in a cloak made of the same cloth. Which knowing demonic aristocracy is probably something far fouler
My Lady Mazikeen. Thank you for joining us. I felt that given the nature of the artifice involved it would be appropriate for you to-."
Her organic eye blinks at me. "Father."
Without turning his head, Mammon eyes me for a second and them takes a step away.
"The Ophidian granted my mother a small portion of its power to quicken me, so I call it my father. And since you are the Ophidian made flesh, I may as well address you in that fashion
I approach her and slightly awkwardly open my arms for a hug, waiting for some sort of indication that she's actually interested in-
Do not think to sneak a lie past my eyes by concealing it within truth
"Oh, no, Lantern." He shakes his head. "That'll be my little Secret
So, a creature that was born using a small portion of a being that Paul is, himself, only a very small portion of is enough of a basis for him to attempt to start a familial relationship, but Princess, who was created on the basis of the ideology and teachings that Paul made, and whose existence is a direct consequence of his actions, gets a stern warning and not even a second glance of consideration? Paul is very biased towards dangerous demons and against cute spiders."Familial relationships are reciprocal. I offer to start such a relationship freely." I shrug. "I can't deny that I sometimes forget that the Ophidian and I are separate beings, and I accept that for better or worse. And if you're on board with Mammon's plans then you can't be all that bad."
How many people are going to call Paul their dad? First it was that Spider Guilder princess, now a high ranking demon who was also Lucifer's follower/lover.
Is Darkseid creating an army of undead superheroes or something?
starting this story, and Paul remembers reading it, he won't be able to see this one coming. I remember Mr Zoat said something about Secret being stuck on Earth not too long ago due to her canon events not happening
Now instead of moving on, she's going to become an agent of Hell. I hope she and Harm don't meet while she has this job.
So, a creature that was born using a small portion of a being that Paul is, himself, only a very small portion of is enough of a basis for him to attempt to start a familial relationship, but Princess, who was created on the basis of the ideology and teachings that Paul made, and whose existence is a direct consequence of his actions, gets a stern warning and not even a second glance of consideration? Paul is very biased towards dangerous demons and against cute spiders.
He once noted that she feels feminine, or something to that effect.I know Apollo and Zeus have a grudge against Paul but I can't see them doing this. I'm betting this evil god relates to Constantine in some way and now Paul has to track him down.
Also, why does Paul use female pronouns to refer to the Odphian has it said it prefers feminine over masculine?
That sounds more like Nekton to be honest.
This could be his work.
Though Darkseid could be doing this as a sort of philosophical experiment.
He basically corrupted a person's desire for justice into a quest of senseless murder and destruction.
Maybe he wanted to see how even noble intentions could be corrupted and turned towards evil..
I know Apollo and Zeus have a grudge against Paul but I can't see them doing this. I'm betting this evil god relates to Constantine in some way and now Paul has to track him down.