1st April 1995
14:39 GMT -7
I take a loose stance and wait. After all, all I have to do to 'win' is run down the clock-.
Red Ranger runs towards me-
"Hyaaagh!"
-and leaps, extending his right leg-
Woon.
-and taking a railgun round in the chest for his trouble.
"Ah!"
He's knocked to the ground, and there's a small black mark where whatever strange technology holds his totally-not-lycra armour together smoulders as he rolls back to his feet.
"Did you not
see the gun? Or did you think I was
bluffing?
"
He moves his sword to a guard position. "You think I don't have brains? Then why haven't you just set off the bombs? You don't need to give us a chance to defuse them."
"Is that what you want to do with Angel Grove's last… Seven minutes
not being an irradiated wasteland? Fine,
fine. Of
course I didn't, but there's no power in the
universe that can make Rita Repulsa stick to a deal when she doesn't
feel like it. Working around you to wreck the world is too
simple. I have to show her me
beating you if I'm going to persuade her to keep me
alive!
"
"You're
crazy!"
"Says the guy still talking with six minutes and forty seconds left!
"
He charges along the ground, sword in a guard position across his body. I fire-
Woon.
-again, but he manages to parry the shot without being knocked back at all. Not sure.. how that works, but.. okay. I put a construct wall in the way but one
slash of the sword cleaves through it and reduces it to orange mist.
Woon.
He parries
that as well before accelerating into a sprint.
"Hah.
" I put a friction free construct strip on the floor between us, his feet shooting out from underneath him as his grip vanishes. His momentum keeps him coming flat on his back, sliding towards me as he tries to get back to his feet by rolling off.
"Too easy.
"
He rolls off-.
I raise a construct shield, the shots he fires with his sidearm from his prone position splattering off it a moment later.
"Do you want me to tell you what you're doing wrong?
"
He stands, sword in his right hand and gun in his left. "What?"
"I have to defeat you to win Rita's favour. You have to prevent the bomb from exploding in order to save Angel Grove. Why are you fighting me rather than running for the bomb?
"
"Because you'd shoot me in the back."
"True, but you do realise that your teleporter can teleport you
short distances, right? Come
on, make me
work for it! It's a big box with a radiation symbol on the side!"
"
He holsters his sidearm and vanishes. Okay, good, that-.
CHING!
I stumble forward as my railgun falls to the ground, Red Ranger's sword having sliced through the anchor point. A pile driver construct slams into his chest and sends him flying back into -and through- the wall of an abandoned boatshed.
"Good thinking, but you realise I can just repair that, right?
"
I crouch down to pick it up, and make a show of floating it back onto my shoulder and reattaching it.
"I just have to-" He picks himself up. "-wear you down until your potion power runs out."
"That would beat
me. It wouldn't do anything to the nuclear bomb.
"
"I heard what Zordon said. If you go, they go!"
"Go back to Pantex? And blow up there, amongst the largest concentration of highly refined nuclear material on the planet? Is that..?
Good?
"
"Why would they blow up if
you set the timer?"
"What, do I look as stupid as
you do? Goldar set the timer. I just
moved them.
"
I use a construct shield to block a volley of shots and then transition sideways to evade his swing.
"Oh-
hooh!
That wasn't aimed at my gun!
"
"You're going to kill-" He swings and I transition
just out of reach. "-thousands of people!"
"No! Billions! And here's the thing: the Angel Grove bomb threatens the
least people! If you were prioritising properly you'd be teleporting away to deal with the other bombs!
"
He swings again, and this time I just sidestep.
"I don't know how to defuse a nuke!"
"Hammer and chisel! You just have to crack the explosive shell around the uranium and it can't go critical!
" He swings once more, and this time I lock his arm in place with construct manacles.
"You could disarm it with your sword!
" He struggles against my grip, but can't break free with raw strength.
"The correct response is to-.
"
He draws his sidearm with his left hand, switches it to knife mode and slashes it through my construct.
"There you go!
"
He resheathes his sidearm and slashes-.
"Found it!" He teleports away. Finally taking my advice? Good show.
Of course, I know where the crate
is, and there aren't that many ways to approach it. I transition to an overwatch position, ready my railgun and-.
And…
Ring, scan for Red Ranger-.
And then I hear it.
Can he do that? I don't remember him doing that. I mean, sure, the green dagger is still 'available', but without the green power coin, shouldn't it-.
The Dragonzord hasn't returned to the sea yet. He doesn't need to wait for it to-.
I shoot into the air, half a second ahead of the first volley of missiles!