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[RWBY] RWBY Shorts

Blake: "Is...is that...a cowkini?! FOX EARS?! THAT'S RACIST!"
Pyrrha: *bright red in a cowboy vest and hat, daisy dukes and a fox tail*
Nora: *shamelessly a cow-girl* "That's cute; we're still making enough to buy every limited edition run of your smut with just our pocket change."
When I read this I could only think of all exept Jaune wearing both a cowkini and fox ears and tail, and the combination and colors don't work together at all.
 
A slight tweak to the idea: Jaune wants to help the local orphanage he volunteers at, St. Lucy's. The matron of the orphanage suggested a kissing booth at a local church festival. Jaune then texts the situation and asks for help... So plenty of girls show up to kiss Jaune-I mean help out those orphans!
 
A slight tweak to the idea: Jaune wants to help the local orphanage he volunteers at, St. Lucy's. The matron of the orphanage suggested a kissing booth at a local church festival. Jaune then texts the situation and asks for help... So plenty of girls show up to kiss Jaune-I mean help out those orphans!
I am now getting reminded of a ZZZ fic where Wise did that at his and his sister's video store. Cue nearly all of the female characters showing up just to kiss him.
 
Well one thing's for sure: Those orphans will be eating well for a long time.
Especially if some come back for a second round.

Pyrrha walks away and darts into a nearby hotel to change into a 'disguise.' Which consists of a summer dress, wide brimmed hat, sunglasses, and a little lipstick. She frequently does that to get as many kisses as she can. A hallway down, Weiss Schnee is doing the same while taking pictures on her scroll.

Yang just walks back into line and has them beat when it comes to kisses. Ruby is being carried via a leash and harness because she nearly went 'Starved Succubus' on Jaune. Blake is just watching and trying to find someway to both be upset about the entire thing while wanting to join in.
 
A slight tweak to the idea: Jaune wants to help the local orphanage he volunteers at, St. Lucy's. The matron of the orphanage suggested a kissing booth at a local church festival. Jaune then texts the situation and asks for help... So plenty of girls show up to kiss Jaune-I mean help out those orphans!

Weiss's understanding of the world is thoroughly shaken when Winter pays up.

Winter: "Some people like cats, Weiss. Personally, I was always more fond of golden retrievers."
Blake: *eyes narrowing* "That sounds racist."
 
Had this rather funny idea.



Jaune Arc was a perfectionist. He always finished books and comics after he started them even if he hated them, same with movies. He 100% completed every game he ever played.

So many people would find it odd that he apparently didn't train before Beacon.

Except he did. He managed to get a lesson from his father a simple slash. The basic of basics.

"When you've perfected that come back and I'll show you something else."

Of course Nick was planning to say Jaune didn't perfect the slash so he would have a excuse to stall jaunes training. But Jaune never came back.

Nick assumed Jaune gave up.

He didn't.

Every day he would practice the slash finding a new flaw that kept it from being PERFECT. So he kept at it. A week, a month, a decade all devoted to that single slash.

He didn't learn any forms or stances. He was hilarious undertrained and uninformed. But he kept that slash in his back pocket, it was the one thing he was halfway decent at so he was saving it for the best time.

The best time ended up being when Beacon was on fire and his (maybe?) girlfriend was on her way to fight a magical psychopath.

So Jaune planted his feet, tensed his muscles and swung his sword.

And reality screamed.

Jaune has fine tuned his entire body for this one slash and adding aura to his body pushed things even further.

The sword swung perfectly and moved so quickly that it almost appeared like a metallic rainbow had appeared above jaunes head, the sword moving so fast it left trails of afterimages.

Aura had sharpened and focused the edge of the blade that the air slash from his swing was severing atomic bonds.

So it was no wonder that the Grimm wyvern split down the middle (along with beacon tower, beacon academy, sixteen miles of Forrest and a secret hideout where Torchwick kept the emergency funds he didn't want neo to blow on ice cream).

It was a amazing feat. Like something out of a heroic epic or a movie. But to Jaune....

"Damn still not perfect."

His swing went a millimeter too far.

More practice is needed.
 
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Does this fit Coco and who else?

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