The Arc Clan: Aunt Yuffie (Rough)
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Jaune entered the RWBY common room. There, he found his friends... And his aunt Yuffie. The brunette ninja girl was in one of her usual extremely provocative outfits. They were all sitting and chatting happily.
Pyrrha: "Oh! Hello Jaune!"
Ruby: "Hey Jaune! We just met your Cousin Yuffie!"
Ren: "She brought tea."
Nora: "AND SNACKS!"
Weiss: sips, smiles "Finally, a normal member of your family!"
Yuffie: "Aw, thanks! I uh, I think? And I'm more of an honorary aunt, Cloud's the one he's related to by blood!"
Ruby: "She just came up to visit! She's got so many great stories of traveling around and adventuring!'
Yang: "Yeah! She's a blast!"
Nora: "Hee!"
Jaune: "Well... It's very nice of you to drop by, Aunt Yuffie." tight smile
Yuffie: "Yeah! We'll have to catch up! Just let me go to the bathroom real quick..."
She gets up and heads for the door. Jaune blocks her way with a smile.
Yuffie: "The door is that way, Jaune."
Jaune: "Yes, it is." Crosses his arms over his chest
Ruby: "Eh? What are you doing, Jaune?"
Yuffie: "I mean, do you want a hug? Because I can certainly give one! Plenty of them!"
Jaune: beams "Sure! I'd love one!"
Jaune and Yuffie hug for a bit... Yuffie pulls away... And Jaune grabs her wrist. He holds it up, revealing she was holding onto his wallet.
Yuffie: cough "Oh dear... However did that get there?"
Ruby: "What?!"
Jaune: "Give them back, Auntie."
Yuffie: pouts "I was gonna!"
Weiss: "Give what back-?" checks her pouch "Wha-WHERE'S MY WALLET?!"
Ruby: "AND MY SCROLL?!"
Nora: gasp "MY POCKET PANCAKES!"
Many stares at her.
Nora: "What? I have needs!"
Yuffie turns over all the stolen items.
Jaune: "Is that everything?"
Yuffie: "Come on, Jaune! It's me! Your fun ninja aunt Yuffie! Remember how I used to cuddle you and take you out when I went tree hopping-?"
Jaune: "Is that everything?"
Yuffie: "Yesss..." sigh "Honestly, you are no fun!"
Jaune: sighs "You told me you were working on it."
Yuffie: "I am! But you can't put a former alcoholic in a bar and expect them not be tempted, right? I'm a thief! In a room with some of the richest girls on Remnant!"
Jaune: scowls
Yuffie: "Aw... I'm sorry Jaune." Hugs him
Jaune: "It's okay, Aunt Yuffie... But seriously. Get help?"
Yuffie: "Hmph. Just for that, I'm gonna set you up with a girl just like me and you'll beg me for help with her because you'll love her soooo much!"
Jaune: "Ha! That'll be the day!"
Somewhere, Neo sneezes.
Pyrrha: "Oh! Hello Jaune!"
Ruby: "Hey Jaune! We just met your Cousin Yuffie!"
Ren: "She brought tea."
Nora: "AND SNACKS!"
Weiss: sips, smiles "Finally, a normal member of your family!"
Yuffie: "Aw, thanks! I uh, I think? And I'm more of an honorary aunt, Cloud's the one he's related to by blood!"
Ruby: "She just came up to visit! She's got so many great stories of traveling around and adventuring!'
Yang: "Yeah! She's a blast!"
Nora: "Hee!"
Jaune: "Well... It's very nice of you to drop by, Aunt Yuffie." tight smile
Yuffie: "Yeah! We'll have to catch up! Just let me go to the bathroom real quick..."
She gets up and heads for the door. Jaune blocks her way with a smile.
Yuffie: "The door is that way, Jaune."
Jaune: "Yes, it is." Crosses his arms over his chest
Ruby: "Eh? What are you doing, Jaune?"
Yuffie: "I mean, do you want a hug? Because I can certainly give one! Plenty of them!"
Jaune: beams "Sure! I'd love one!"
Jaune and Yuffie hug for a bit... Yuffie pulls away... And Jaune grabs her wrist. He holds it up, revealing she was holding onto his wallet.
Yuffie: cough "Oh dear... However did that get there?"
Ruby: "What?!"
Jaune: "Give them back, Auntie."
Yuffie: pouts "I was gonna!"
Weiss: "Give what back-?" checks her pouch "Wha-WHERE'S MY WALLET?!"
Ruby: "AND MY SCROLL?!"
Nora: gasp "MY POCKET PANCAKES!"
Many stares at her.
Nora: "What? I have needs!"
Yuffie turns over all the stolen items.
Jaune: "Is that everything?"
Yuffie: "Come on, Jaune! It's me! Your fun ninja aunt Yuffie! Remember how I used to cuddle you and take you out when I went tree hopping-?"
Jaune: "Is that everything?"
Yuffie: "Yesss..." sigh "Honestly, you are no fun!"
Jaune: sighs "You told me you were working on it."
Yuffie: "I am! But you can't put a former alcoholic in a bar and expect them not be tempted, right? I'm a thief! In a room with some of the richest girls on Remnant!"
Jaune: scowls
Yuffie: "Aw... I'm sorry Jaune." Hugs him
Jaune: "It's okay, Aunt Yuffie... But seriously. Get help?"
Yuffie: "Hmph. Just for that, I'm gonna set you up with a girl just like me and you'll beg me for help with her because you'll love her soooo much!"
Jaune: "Ha! That'll be the day!"
Somewhere, Neo sneezes.