Darko
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Actually in DC it should be Vext, God of Mishaps and Misfortune.
Son of the Goddess of Emasculating Shrews and God of The Perpetually Cuckolded.
On and off boyfriend of the Goddess of Romantic Relationships Gone Hellishly Wrong.
Happened to be around in the Garden of Eden when they decided to eat a certain fruit and when a ship sank that got a major motion picture by James Cameron.
Lives in Delta City, the city protected by the Heckler, who annoys the hell out of crime, having Seinfeildian non adventures like learning how to drive (and encounter a gamma irradiated road rage mutant car monster) or eating a hamburger (and eating a colony of sapient bacteria out to conquer the world!) for the first time.
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I don't know how to respond to this.
The fact that it exists is both somewhat surprising and yet makes a ton of sense.