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"I'm Kara Zor-El from the planet Krypton." She looks around, frowning. "I didn't think Earth would be this dark."
But twins, Basil! Twins!I saw people say this about Riker too, until we got the "I'll destroy everything to keep from going back to the Borg" one.
Parallel universes have a way of producing fucked up versions of oneself.
Man, Ted's had a tough year so far. I wonder, if someone told him last year that this would happen, would he still have chosen to continue working with OL? Good to see he's taking proper precautions, though.13th September 2012
08:51 GMT -5
"…is where we keep one of the machines that are supposed to stop people from parallel universes appearing."
Ted gestures to the unimpressive looking device, quietly humming in a secure part of the building. They'd barely finished rebuilding from the angel attack before the Sheeda took a swing at the place, but with the US's internal market more or less functional bringing the building up to specification wasn't took difficult.
I mean, yes. A signal jammer doesn't need to be a mile high with Kirby Dots crackling along its length...
Come on, you're from the Thirtieth Century. Surely you've seen smaller devices in Brainy's lab?"Yeah?" Ted glances at me, but I just shrug. "What's wrong with it?"
"Nothing. I was just expecting something… Bigger."
And something that makes a faint warbling, humming noise in the background? I know, it's a matter of aesthetics.Ted nods. "With green lightning and Tesla coils, right? I know, I know, I wanted to put those in, too. Paul vetoed it."
"Ted, the rule was very simple. What was it?"
OL, you party pooper. How's he going to become a superhero at this rate? Who's going to be Booster Gold's best bud when he arrives?"I don't think-."
"What was it, Ted?"
He looks away, shifting awkwardly. "No mad science."
And besides, you found the invisible, super-intelligent monkey. Before it started making its own mad science. Seriously, OL, you're taking all the fun out of scientific progress."And what happened last time?"
"An… Invisible cyborg monkey. I don't… Really see how a purely decorative coil of.. wire could do anything like that, but-."
...For a good cause, though. And don't forget the fallen angel he fed... There is a difference between them."Magnetic fields interfering with the device. Sparks. Falling over. But that doesn't matter because it's Mad Science and so you're not doing it."
Ted folds his arms across his chest. "Says the man who fed fruit from the Garden of Eden of a couple of demons."
In this facility anyway. What, you though it protected the entire universe? Pfft, Earth is Bullshit, but it ain't that bullshit. Not in this universe anyway..."There's a difference between 'mad' and 'strange'."
"So this is..?" Dana stares at the device. "This is all that's stopping parallel universe from invading our reality?"
True. The sooner you work out how it does what it does, the sooner you can work out how to do similar things..."No, of course not. The Justice League alone has seven of these, and we shared the design with every UN Security Council permanent member."
"And we've got another disassembled one to study. Which is not mad science."
But because of the time changes, that would have to have already happened... Crap."No, that's just good practice."
"So Earth's safe?"
"Earth's safe from anyone not sufficiently cleverer than us. The shield isn't perfect, has a finite range and… It can be bypassed by going back in time to before we built them."
I'm sure Brainy will have conniptions about the functions of the design and how it can't possibly do what it does. Or simply declare he's already got something better."I don't think they have these in the future."
"You can have the design too, if you want. Though if humanity is more spread out I suppose it's less of a concern."
OL is gung-ho about keeping Earth safe because it's the only planet Humanity (and its cousins) has at the moment."Isn't it more of a concern when there's more people?"
"No, because-"
Yup. And with only a handful of Humans out there in the big black, one errant planet-killer would mean every species goes bye-bye... If it weren't for the thousands of superbeings ready to defend the world against one..."Incoming message."
"-losing one planet doesn't end the species." I raise my left hand to my left ear. "Illustres here."
Well, that's concerning. If someone friendly was coming, they'd have called ahead."Hawkman. Are you expecting any Orange Lantern Corps-affiliated starships to arrive today?"
"No, they should all be over in Alignment space. Are we getting a visitor?"
Brace for incoming Kara in 3..."Yes. And according to our sensors, it's kryptonian."
"I definitely don't have any kryptonian ships. I mean, I know a man in Vega who was offering a bounty on kryptonians and kryptonian artefacts, but I don't think he managed to acquire and ships. How big is it?"
(2...) Wait, only Jor-El and Zor-El got anyone clear, didn't they? Could this be an Eradicator unit of some kind?
(1...) ...Not implausible. But there's still the matter of who it could be."Perhaps. Given the condition of Kara Zor-El's ship I do not think that it is likely, but it is possible."
"An… Adult who modified their pod so that they could fly around in it in adulthood?"
Ah, there she is. Must have spent a few seconds standing there in shock before running over. Hope she didn't break the sound barrier in the halls, though. That always makes such a racket."My first thought was that it would contain a-"
The door is removed from its hinges as Kara runs into the room at super speed, catching it before it can hit Ted in the face.
Sloppy, Kara. I know this seems important, but so is not killing people you like! By accident!"-warhead."
She looks at me, eyes slightly side and Ted breathes in and edges around the ersatz projectile. "Kryptonian?"
Well, good thing there's plenty of Lanterns able to play catcher."Yes. Sorry, Hawkman, Kara just arrived. Have you told Kal-El?"
"It would take Kal-El half an hour to reach it, and he would want to examine it at close range."
Following the warp-trail of Kal's pod? Or simply coincidence, I wonder?"Okay. Give me five minutes, then tell him."
"That may be for the best. It is approaching from the direction of Krypton."
So, big butterfly net construct, or a wicket-keeper's glove?Krypton is… That way.. and I see it.
"I have it. Speak to you-"
Or, you know, coated in kryptonite... Radiation shielding can only work so well...Kara appears in front of me. "Take me with you."
"-in a few minutes." I lower my hand. "That's not a good idea. If it's a trap of some kind-."
Assuming they aren't hostile. This could be some lucky Kryptonian criminal..."Then I'm a kryptonian."
"Tough, but hardly immortal. When we dug you out you were insensible, and while whoever this is probably won't be quite that badly off, they might be. It's been a long delay. If you go to the Fortress of Solitude, I'll take them there if there's nothing untoward happening."
And I doubt Kal-El would be happy about his cousin being put at risk either. And no-one wants an upset Superman.She doesn't look entirely convinced.
"A power ring will make sure they can understand me and everyone knows what Lanterns are. I understand that you're excited, but it's a bad idea."
Heck, couple of screws, bit of spackle, it'll be good as new. Now, Ted, on the other hand...She looks away. "Okay. Yeah.. yeah, you're right." Her eyes alight on Ted, and then on the door in her hand. "Uh. Sorry."
"It's just a door."
...Wait, a rocket? As in, conical body, tail fins and...I step out, homing in on the bundle of desires in the outer system before
returning to the material universe and disrupting the pod's drive, arresting its acceleration. It clearly has a different design to the pods I've seen before. It's shaped more like a rocket, and there's no way to see in-.
Oh god... Here we go again.The pod door snaps open, and I immediately extend a shield around it and fill it with breathable air.
"Are you alright? Please-."
And she talks like an actual comic book character, right down to NO INDOOR VOICE and emphasis on random words... Which universe is this one from?
OL. Get Hinon on the Ring. Right now. You appear to be having an outbreak of Universe-hoppers!And that's five!
"I'm Kara Zor-El from the planet Krypton." She looks around, frowning. "I didn't think Earth would be this dark."
...bringing the building up to specification wasn't took difficult.
From what's been said, it seems this version of Ted Kord won't become a superhero at all. That doesn't mean he can't still be friends with Booster Gold however.OL, you party pooper. How's he going to become a superhero at this rate? Who's going to be Booster Gold's best bud when he arrives?
Seeing Xenon's motivation, I hope Paul calls him out on how stupid it is. Also, I kinda hope that Paul can somehow get this version to stay long term, since it would be fun to have the Supergirls team up and to save her from her fate if it is the same as in comics if possible.So, that happened. Let's just hope it doesn't turn out like the story-arc it seems to be mimicking. On the other hand, now we have a possible culprit for the sniper attack: Xenon. But his plan was stupid, so let's hope Mr Zoat can give it his own spin on things. At any rate, this will be an interesting day for the various Supergirls. ...I wonder how the Karas will get along?
The fab five!
Come on, you're from the Thirtieth Century. Surely you've seen smaller devices in Brainy's lab?
For a good cause, though. And don't forget the fallen angel he fed... There is a difference between them.
And I doubt Kal-El would be happy about his cousin being put at risk either. And no-one wants an upset Superman.
So, that happened. Let's just hope it doesn't turn out like the story-arc it seems to be mimicking. On the other hand, now we have a possible culprit for the sniper attack: Xenon. But his plan was stupid, so let's hope Mr Zoat can give it his own spin on things. At any rate, this will be an interesting day for the various Supergirls. ...I wonder how the Karas will get along?
Gotta couple of things to say here:The pod door snaps open, and I immediately extend a shield around it and fill it with breathable air.
"Are you alright? Please-."
"Don't worry! I'm alive without a scratch!"
A blue shape-.
And that's five!
"I'm Kara Zor-El from the planet Krypton." She looks around, frowning. "I didn't think Earth would be this dark."
If I'd heard of him before just now, it might have been.On the other hand, now we have a possible culprit for the sniper attack: Xenon.
Thank you, corrected....bringing the building up to specification wasn't too difficult. (Can't believe everyone missed it.)
While there are frequent visitors to Man's World, none have completely left. No Amazons died, though a few were injured.Edit: Hey Mr Zoat? Did any of the Amazons who left Themyscira die or go missing due to the Sheeda attacks?
The pod was supposed to open on the surface. Space is darker than the surface.
What now?
What are the basil twins?
What?
Interesting. Sooooo Tincan robot? No functioning intelligence could possibly think this space was a planet.The pod was supposed to open on the surface. Space is darker than the surface
Matrix Supergirl. DC's way of cheating their own early post-Crisis rule of 'Superman is the sole survivor of Krypton', by having her be an artificial lifeform made by a 'pocket-universe' Lex Luthor.
It's an Austin Powers Reference. Specifically, an early scene in 'GoldMember' when Austin is lining up a threesome with 'Japanese' twins Fook Yu and Fook Mi.
Matrix Supergirl. DC's way of cheating their own early post-Crisis rule of 'Superman is the sole survivor of Krypton', by having her be an artificial lifeform made by a 'pocket-universe' Lex Luthor
Paul's down with eight legs.
She does have holy fire at her disposal and is a member of the Team. Also, she's technically a human with an angel's memories, not an actual angel.Loriel of Earth-16, a fusion of human teenager Linda Danvers and the angel Noriel (replacing the Matrix Entity.) Flying Brick, possibly with flame-related angelic powers? Currently working through being an angel-human hybrid, while serving with the Team?
Matrix Supergirl. DC's way of cheating their own early post-Crisis rule of 'Superman is the sole survivor of Krypton', by having her be an artificial lifeform made by a 'pocket-universe' Lex Luthor.
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Loriel of Earth-16, a fusion of human teenager Linda Danvers and the angel Noriel (replacing the Matrix Entity.) Flying Brick, possibly with flame-related angelic powers? Currently working through being an angel-human hybrid, while serving with the Team
She does have holy fire at her disposal and is a member of the Team. Also, she's technically a human with an angel's memories, not an actual angel.
In story it's said that she ascended after dying in the ritual that copied her memories and transferred them into Linda.And for Noriel, I don't if they died and went to Heaven after Linda gained their memories, or if they were somehow permanently destroyed.
Indeed, though I'm not sure why you quoted me? I was answering Doccer's question about 'Matrix' Supergirl... Maybe you intended to quote transhumansage's question about the source of Mr Zoat's image?The picture is taken from the Supergirl series, where a cosmic bad guy diverts pre-crisis Supergirl to New Earth.
Pre-crisis kryptonians have a 1% genetic difference from New Earth kryptonians, by the by.
It was actually a dark storyline. Rather than send Kara to her death, Linda went to pre-crisis and married Superman, had a daughter.
Then Spectre forced her to let the original storyline play out, so Linda lost her husband and daughter in one fell swoop.
And that was the end of Linda Danvers, until she showed up as a nigh-demonic figure in Fallen Angel and showed up fully corrupted by her rage in Reign in Hell.