Chojin Patriarch
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If the sound scales with the size, would you want something louder than, well, a dozen krakatoas? Still, I wonder if Nate will still go through with this plan. He and Physician seem to be the most likely to flip if the Renegade isn't true to his word.17th November 2017
10:37 GMT
Captain Adam is sitting… On the top of the hyperblaster, which… Could kill him if it fired with him in that position. From here we can see the swirling hole in the universe being maintained by the hush tube generators.
"I thought that thing made more noise."
And when you've got power-plants as big as the ones powering this ego-beast of a ship probably are, well, energy cost is no great concern."At that size it would deafen the dock workers and wake up everyone on the continent." I shrug. "The quiet version is bigger and requires more power, but it can be a lot more convenient."
The Absolute Dominion begins to accelerate, rising smoothly from its berth and moving towards the portal. Adam feigns taking a deep breath.
"This is okay for me, right?"
...So, stuff like his nostrils and throat just end somewhere in his neck? Presumably if he ate anything, it'd just be converted directly into energy somewhere past his collarbones..."You don't breathe. You don't have orifices. Your metal skin is proof against stellar radiation even if you had biology underneath to be adversely affected by it, which you don't." I sit down next to him just as we pass through the portal. "Your life is about-. No. Sorry. Your life from the moment you were pushed into the quantum realm has become very strange. You can't do a lot of the things you used to and you will.. almost certainly never get them back. Even aside from… Your family-. Well, you were a soldier. I assume you had periods of separation, but you never had entire days of not breathing."
Ah, a sight he could never have imagined back in the day. Even with an active space program at the time, he'd probably never have qualified, and with his enhanced senses, the view is gonna be way richer.He looks at me askance. "Are you trying to..? What, reassure me?"
"No. It's just…" The bow of the Absolute Dominion emerges from the hush tube, pointing directly at the Earth. Adam's eyes widen slightly. "You got all the bad bits of this life right at the start, full force. But this… No normal human could do what you're doing right now. No normal human could sit on a starship as it flies through a hush tube into a vacuum and stare down at their planet. No human astronaut has seen this is the way that you are. And… There will be other good parts, too. I… Won't try and tell you that it makes up for everything you've lost, but… They do exist."
So this 'Lyta isn't the daughter of the God of War. Not that that would have stopped Zeus from fathering a daughter on her even if she had been his granddaughter..."And there's no way for me to become human again?"
"Eh…" I frown. "Maybe? It's not an area of physics most of my species are interested in, but the universe is a big place. Help me out with killing my father and I'll point a few worlds out to you where you might be able to get help. Alternately…" Ah. I don't get the New God feeling from this Hippolyta that I get from Hippolyta 16. I really don't know if they're… Compatible with the Awakening in the way that humans 16 are. "I don't know. There are some things I could try, but again, I don't want to get your hopes up unduly."
At least keeping one of the boxes in his possession makes it a lot harder to collect."Thank you for being realistic about my chances." He stares at the Earth for a few moments. "This… Do we really need to do this?"
"Define 'need'. I already killed the guy who was going to attack Earth. My father will send someone else for the other parts of the Father Box he left there, but will he do it soon? Could we put him off the idea by just giving him the Box? Maybe? Could Earth pull itself together well enough to make this unnecessary? Maybe? But I doubt it."
And whatever else he could get his hands on, I suppose."I knew my war, the Vietnam War, wasn't going anywhere good. And here we are, invading the Earth because your dad's an asshole. He runs your home planet?"
"Yes."
And that is an actual cosmological concept. And let's not forget, it's unlikely they build only on the surface."Just one planet? You said that you ruled a bunch of planets. I'd have thought you could just out produce him.
"Apokolips is a completely industrialised super Earth. Its output is colossal, and he's had a lot longer to build up."
Not as in that little game making the rounds, with its' 'Managed Democracy' thing..."'Super' as in..?"
"Bigger. Not all small rocky worlds are the same size."
...Just look at the Maltusians...He nods. "I guess I just thought that a species as advanced as yours would have a whole lot more answers. Be.. wiser than we are."
I shake my head. "Technological advancement does not go hand in hand with wisdom. In fact, the opposite might be true. When you can do anything easily, there's no obvious reason to think things through first. When you can flee from your mistakes, there's no motivation to confront them."
Well, not to anyone you're trying to dazzle with your infallibility, anyway.
Not without time travel, anyway.He chuckles, shaking his head. "I'm sitting on a spaceship and an alien warlord is singing Frank Sinatra. Jesus."
"Never met him." I stand, opening a-
BOOM"
-boom tube to the bridge.
...You never know, he might have been a great singer. Sadly, no-one ever bothered to note that."Frank?"
"Well I didn't meet Jesus either, but I doubt that he was much of a singer. Come on."
There's probably already panic on Earth, because a holyshitfuckhuge Ship just popped out of nowhere nearby...He stands, and in defiance of physics he walks after me, back into the ship.
"Right, friends, and Hippolyta. Here's what we're going to be doing. We-."
Sev might need a leash, before he does something foolish."We will turn the weapons of this ship upon the planet?"
Subjekt-17 sounds a bit too excited about the prospect.
"Doing the thing, dear." I wonder if Adam noticed the increased electromagnetic signals while he was flitting about. Or maybe he hasn't thought to stretch those senses yet."No. That would kill any other Subjekts on Earth. It's important that we only kill the people who need killing. So, Adam, you might not be up to date on modern communications technology, but it's a lot easier to make information widely available to the general population than it was back in your day. Mother Box?"
"Ping."
"Excuse you? Who here has the psychic connection to every online computer on Earth?"
So, ideally confuse everyone before they can get their brains in gear, hmm? No doubt Bats and company will show up during his first public appearance..."Mother Box just released every dirty secret of every government on the planet to everyone, and removed everyone's ability to censor any of it. Honestly, given human governments, that's probably just going to overload things, but Mother Box will highlight anything relating to anyone who tries making any sort of public pronouncement. Meanwhile, I'll make a big speech explaining mankind's place in the universe and what I'm doing here. Once that's done, we're going to acquire the other two parts of Father's Box in case they're sending some sort of signal, and get to work preparing the Earth more generally."
Bets on which country throws their lot in with him first?Hippolyta shakes her head. "How can you hope to take control of an entire planet?"
"It's a combination of things. Once I show how vile their existing leaders are and the benefits of joining my empire, I expect that a substantial number of people will volunteer to be ruled by me. I'll pick an area where they're in the clear majority and use that as a base of operations, expanding outwards with minimum force while bringing in my own administrators to make the transition function. Once things are stable, the public trials of literally everyone who used their authority to duck accountability will begin as a reminder why I'm better, and I'll get to work discovering why Father finds Earth so interesting."
...Because that's the first thing he thinks to ask. How American of him.I smile at Captain Adam. "Captain, I realise that you're on the fence about the whole me-taking-over-Earth thing, but that file I showed you about how they did you over? Tip of the iceberg. Sometimes, you need to clean house, and this house is thoroughly rotted through. How good and noble the rules are doesn't matter if the enforcement is heavily biased."
"And… The rights guaranteed by the Constitution will still be there if you win?"
No doubt resulting in a lot of angry, our-of-work lawyers. They'll have to get over it."I'm abolishing the right not to incriminate yourself. That was added to guard against torture which I will not be authorising, but I intend to make heavy use of involuntary telepathy in the trials. It'll just take too long otherwise. That benefits the innocent as my telepaths can immediately establish their innocence and they don't have to go through months of imprisonment and the stress and expense of the trial itself. I already have a legal framework written up and ready to be put into use."
Well, as hands-off as possible after picking up the first troops to cross the border and throwing them home...Physician raises his eyebrows. "And Tibet?"
"Independence from China. I'll be a hands-off constitutional sovereign."
Yes, I'm sure he'll be happy with that for a while...Subjekt-17 glowers. "And killing humans?"
"I'll make you my official executioner. I'll make sure that everyone knows exactly what-"
Well, that's going to add to the firepower. And make for some interesting responses amongst the population.BOOM!
"-the condemned are being.. killed-" Luna trots out of the boom tube. "-for. Luna, darling!"
Ah, Renegade. Living the Brony's dream. Showing off your waifu with pride.I walk over to her and lean down to kiss her. She tilts her head back to meet me.
"We thought that We would bare witness to your latest-"
I'm sure he has many. The others... Probably not so surprised."A-hah!"
"-bout of foolishness." She turns to Adam. "Doth your silver knight have some comment that he wishes to share?"
She'll be quite popular with the ladies, at least."You married a talking horse?"
I frown at him. "Not every intelligent species in the universe is bipedal, Captain Adam. And no. I married a pony."
So, then. The first steps of the 'invasion' have begun. And it looks like the Renegade is trying to make it a relatively bloodless one. Which will probably confuse the heroes when they turn up. And there's always the possibility of humanity doing something utterly foolish to throw a wrench in his plans. After the whole Kryptonian thing... There's bound to be a lot of plans for 'Alien Invasion' that were dusted off...