The Messiah 3
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Blake: "Pyrrha. Is it true Jaune is the head of a cult?"
Pyrrha: "What?! That's absurd, Blake! This is not a cult!"
Blake: "It isn't?"
Pyrrha: "Of course it isn't a cult! Cults are for fake Messiahs! Jaune is the real thing!"
Blake: "He is?"
Pyrrha: "He is. He fits all the prophecies and all the criteria! Yes he is just getting started, but he's convinced me!"
Blake: "And what is his goal as the Messiah?"
Pyrrha: "Jaune! What is your goal as the Messiah, my beloved?"
Jaune: "I'm not the Messiah! And uh... Let's all get along, be nice, whether human or faunus, and destroy the Grimm?"
Pyrrha: "SO IT IS WRITTEN!"
Jaune: "Please stop saying that."
Blake: "So, you want us all to be equal and kind to each other, and to end the darkness that tries to destroy us?"
Jaune: "Yes! I don't think that's particularly profound or special! Just the freaking obvious!"
Blake: nods "Well! I'm sold."
Jaune: "Wait what?"
Blake: "I'm attracted to charismatic leaders seeking to change the world for the better, and you're much less of a violent psycho than the last one I followed!"
Jaune: "WHAT?!"
Pyrrha: "WELCOME SISTER!"
Blake: "So, will this cult-I mean, religion, involve orgies?"
Pyrrha: "I don't see why not~!"
Jaune: "I DO!"
Pyrrha: "He's so selfless and kind! Truly he must be the Messiah!"
Jaune: "No I'm not! And no orgies!"
Pyrrha: low voice "Totally will be orgies."
Blake: "Hee!"
Pyrrha: "What?! That's absurd, Blake! This is not a cult!"
Blake: "It isn't?"
Pyrrha: "Of course it isn't a cult! Cults are for fake Messiahs! Jaune is the real thing!"
Blake: "He is?"
Pyrrha: "He is. He fits all the prophecies and all the criteria! Yes he is just getting started, but he's convinced me!"
Blake: "And what is his goal as the Messiah?"
Pyrrha: "Jaune! What is your goal as the Messiah, my beloved?"
Jaune: "I'm not the Messiah! And uh... Let's all get along, be nice, whether human or faunus, and destroy the Grimm?"
Pyrrha: "SO IT IS WRITTEN!"
Jaune: "Please stop saying that."
Blake: "So, you want us all to be equal and kind to each other, and to end the darkness that tries to destroy us?"
Jaune: "Yes! I don't think that's particularly profound or special! Just the freaking obvious!"
Blake: nods "Well! I'm sold."
Jaune: "Wait what?"
Blake: "I'm attracted to charismatic leaders seeking to change the world for the better, and you're much less of a violent psycho than the last one I followed!"
Jaune: "WHAT?!"
Pyrrha: "WELCOME SISTER!"
Blake: "So, will this cult-I mean, religion, involve orgies?"
Pyrrha: "I don't see why not~!"
Jaune: "I DO!"
Pyrrha: "He's so selfless and kind! Truly he must be the Messiah!"
Jaune: "No I'm not! And no orgies!"
Pyrrha: low voice "Totally will be orgies."
Blake: "Hee!"