Sceptic
Critical Irrationalist
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Are you sure he's not the digital signal processor guy? Or should that be DPS?
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Are you sure he's not the digital signal processor guy? Or should that be DPS?
All true, but it's important to note that as the most heavily armored part, and not having to cover a joint, the bat-symbol would have been a rigid plate rather than the soft or semi-flexible types. Would still hurt like a bitch, but not in the "poked by Superman" kind of way.As I recall, around that time, the bright yellow oval with the Bat symbol inside was the most heavily armored part. The bright yellow part being handwaved as being purposeful as he WANTED people to aim there.
Problem? That part of his chest is one of the worst places to take a bullet, Kevlar or no. Which was what he had back then.
Reason? While Kevlar might stop a bullet, it's still halting a small point of extreme kinetic force. Feeling like a mini car wreck/the hardest punch you could possibly ever take. Bruising is a given, cracked or broken bones an extremely likely hood. Over the breast bone like Batman has?
Also? Enough repeat impacts and its just not going to matter. Bullet "proof" material can be brute forced.
Honestly, you should turn in your Bat-family membership!"What?"
Richard… Probably raises his eyebrows at me as I fly up to his rooftop eyrie.
"You didn't try and sneak up on me."
Prank or not, it's still kinda rude, no matter how used to it he might be."Come on, Oh El. How am I supposed to manage that?"
"I happen to know that Batman still routinely sneaks-."
"Sneaks away from Commissioner Gordon when he's looking in the other direction, I know." He turns away, accelerates to a loping run and leaps easily from one side of the street to the other. I transition after him. "Barbara asked me if it was Batman's idea of pranking him."
A maigic-geared Nightwing? Could be amusing."And since you've given me such an open and honest answer, I'll return the favour. Basic magic concealment will shield you from my empathic vision unless I make a real effort, scry warding will stop regular ring scans-"
"I knew that."
"-and other forms of radiation can be blocked in various ways. It wouldn't be easy to set something up without fully enclosed armour, but you probably could. You might be better off going 'full-magic' if that's the way you want to go."
Not like he's pushing the entire team into magical gear... Just Superboy... And Kid Flash... Is Artemis using any magic arrows yet?He accelerates to a sprint. His next jump takes him up five floors and across another road.
"What, you weren't satisfied with getting Kid Flash into magic and now you want to me as well?"
True enough. It's apparently the same reason he refuses augmentation. No clear knowledge of side-effects, the time needed to retrain... Control-freak..."Yes Using magic equipment, anyway. You can buy directly from Atlantis so I don't have to know what you're getting-. Though you might be better off going through me to buy from Hephaestus."
"Did you ever think about why Batman doesn't buy magic equipment?"
"I've been assuming that it's because he can't maintain it himself. Which… Isn't much of an argument to a Lantern."
Plus he'd probably have to study the thumatological notation and methodology. Not like he has the time in between fighting super-villians..."I think it's more because the people he knew who used it didn't exactly understand how it works. Even a guy like Jason Blood usually only explains what he can do in mystical terms. And Zatanna doesn't know why things happen when he talks backwards."
"But Atlantis-."
"Batman didn't meet Aquaman until the Appellaxian attack. And they didn't really talk much about Atlantean magic."
Still rude."King Orin probably didn't know all that much himself. Not like he grew up with it. But you can get in contact with the Atlantean embassy in Washington and arrange a consultation with a commercial wizard whenever you want. So, is it a prank?"
"I don't think so?" He slows to a halt atop the tallest building in this part of Gotham. "I think in the beginning he wanted to make the police afraid of him too, seeing as how most of them were working for the mob anyway. Now it's just part of what he does."
And the whole flying thing wouldn't be as common in the forties."Alan didn't do things like that when he worked with the Gotham police."
"Gotham wasn't a corrupt mess in the thirties."
"Alright, but what makes a bigger impression: disappearing in the middle of a conversation or hanging in the air while glowing brilliant green?"
If he had any reason to, he would have."Batman didn't know who Green Lantern was."
"What, and he couldn't have found out?"
"Huh." He turns away and looks out across the city. "That's actually a good point. He could have found him."
It's the guns, I think. Batman has his whole thing about guns..."I mean, I understand why he didn't track down Crimson Avenger-"
"Because he was dead."
"-even though they operate in similar ways."
If only to keep them out of the wrong hands. And prevent innocent people from getting caught up in some spiritual vendetta...While Hugo Danner was America's first superhero, Crimson Avenger was America's first masked hero. He also had a rather large body count. I haven't checked to see whether the local version had the demonically possessed handguns of the version I remember, but he certainly shot people dead. I mean, he didn't do it on principle; he wasn't the DC version of the Punisher or anything. But people in America are allowed to own firearms and use them for self defence or the defence of another. Back then -especially coming off the back of prohibition- the 'custom' of heroes not using lethal force basically didn't exist.
Still. Since I'm here, it might be worth putting a little extra effort into hunting down those guns.
That's... out of the ordinary by itself."Not that similar." He turns back to me. "So how'd it go with the Penguin?"
"He's going to keep an ear out. How'd it go with the Penguin's computers?"
"I didn't find anything major. I mean, I didn't think he'd get involved with dealing Smilex, but he might have supplied the muscle or the intel." He shrugs. "Nothing."
Sweep the city for traces of Smilex?"Is that unusual?"
"Gotham's economy might have picked up, but it's not so good that people with long criminal records can get jobs easily. A lot of them go to the Penguin…" He shrugs. "But it's not like he runs a labor exchange. Plenty of people don't go to him."
"Alright. What next?"
Not surprising."Next?" He brings up his arm computer. "I send a message to Batwoman, so she doesn't do anything crazy. Then I go looking for people who look like they're up to no good and ask them if they know anything."
"Might it be worth talking to Catwoman? She lives in the sort of place where the buyers might live."
"It's not just poor people who buy Smilex, Oh El." He exhales. "Not any more. For a little while the Joker was giving it away. He started at low doses, then escalated. People are a lot more cautious these days."
And having the real gods running around probably helped put the kibosh in his looniness.Hm. The only person I remember selling a Smilex-derivative in the comics was Maximilian Zeus. The local version of him is a mostly-recovered businessman who attends court-mandated therapy sessions and who these days studiously avoids anything that would cause a relapse. Or maybe I'm over thinking it: sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.
As Ngamer11 said, an entire Corps of Batman-style agents? Scary, pun not intended."I suppose." Hm. "Speaking of exotic equipment upgrades: do you think Batman would want a power ring?"
"Ah… Probably not from you."
"I ask because Sinestro's dispute with the Guardians isn't strictly my problem." Richard looks decidedly dubious. "Part of Batman's method involves inciting fear, which would match the techniques needed to use a yellow ring."
Given his comics history with Rings, I'd agree with that."You.. haven't been.. talking to him, have you?"
"No, but Dox did. And I'm wondering if maybe I should. If Sinestro gained access to more rings, I'd much rather he use Batman as a template for his training methods rather than anyone else."
"I'm.. gunna say 'no'."
Likelyhood of finding anything significant: low on Robin's part..."How about if Sinestro had an accident? He is under sentence of death in several places."
"Aren't you the one who said that Batman isn't the DSP guy?"
"I suppose. Alright. I'll go and look for more Smilex, you shake down some suspicious characters. Meet you back in an hour?"
What we just came off of making Paul is the Mafia jokes"What if Sinestro had an...accident?"
Jesus Paul. Not that Sinestro doesn't deserve it, but still.
"Zatanna, is there something you want to share with the class?"And Zatanna doesn't know why things happen when he talks backwards."
Are you sure he's not the digital signal processor guy? Or should that be DPS?
Thank you, corrected."Zatanna, is there something you want to share with the class?"
And consider that in addition to a methodology of causing fear, his non-lethality is based on a fear of not being able to stop.
Because Yellow rings have a high chance of attracting Sinestro's attention, and he might just take offense. I mean, he did name his yellow Lantern corps the Sinestro corps after all.Why would he need to murder Sinestro for the Yellow Ring, when he has the inventor working for him and still ready to make yellow rings.
Is Sinestro evil yet? Frankly I don't remember when he decided to go full ham; I just sort of vaguely recall at some point he was the guy who thought the Guardians weren't being proactive enough, and then all of a sudden he was committing the kinds of atrocities he wanted the Guardians to intervene against.Because Yellow rings have a high chance of attracting Sinestro's attention, and he might just take offense. I mean, he did name his yellow Lantern corps the Sinestro corps after all.
Also? He's kinda one of those people who needs to die.
Well it had to have a reason to happen at some point; Bruce and Barbara aren't likely to sleep together in this AU.To the story. Well this could be a hint to the fracturing of the relationship, OL turning Robin away from the way of the Bat.
Is Sinestro evil yet? Frankly I don't remember when he decided to go full ham; I just sort of vaguely recall at some point he was the guy who thought the Guardians weren't being proactive enough, and then all of a sudden he was committing the kinds of atrocities he wanted the Guardians to intervene against.
"Yes." I grin, nodding emphatically as I pick up my mug and raise it to my mouth. Ah, no, too hot. For a moment I'm reminded of the story of a coach load of English people on holiday in Texas, their introduction to ice tea and the resulting hundred person simultaneous spit-take. Heh, I'm only the second member of my species to ever come to this planet, and the last one overthrew their government. I should really be on my best behaviour. "This hunt, and before. You?"
"It's…" She looks away, shaking her head slightly. "Korugar's a lot more.. isolated, since we overthrew Sinestro. The other planets around here remember him as a hero. They didn't have to live under him. Oh." He wiggles her head slightly. "Sinestro... He was the.. Green Lantern who used to work in this region of space."
"Known."
"Right, you… Probably researched the whole thing before coming here." She looks out of the window for a moment. "Just about the only thing we agree on is that we hate him. And because he became so powerful because of a group of aliens and aliens still like him… People from Korugar don't travel all that much." She looks back at me, smiling slightly wistfully as she picks up her mug. "Not that I'd be able to afford to for years anyway. I'm going to be paying off my education until I'm forty."
I think he's already been kicked over to the antimatter universe and has definitely had a yellow ring made. He's currently persona non grata on his homeworld, and his daughter doesn't want to be associated with him (and IIRC doesn't know the relation).
He also hunts down Green Lanterns and has a necklace made out of Green Lantern Rings he took as trophies.Whether all that equates to being evil may be a matter of debate.
He also hunts down Green Lanterns and has a necklace made out of Green Lantern Rings he took as trophies.
Sinestro: "Why didn't i get you instead of Jordan!!"
Where do you get the number six from, all we know about the necklace is this.Or those are the rings of the green lanterns that tried to apprehend him and failed... Six rings is a very low number if he has been actively hunting green lanterns when we consider he can steamroll the average green lantern neophyte in seconds. Ragnar managed to collect three orange rings in a matter of weeks and his targets were A LOT rarer than Green lanterns.
"Dox and I both hate being dependent. At the moment, he's dependent on me for training. The Controllers don't have an existing conflict with Sinestro, Sinestro's an expert power ring user… And it's not as if the Greenies on the boundary of Reach space would dare make an issue of it either."
"You know that bastard wears a necklace of rings he's taken off Lanterns he's killed, yeah?"
"No, but it doesn't surprise me. Now congratulate me for ensuring that I'll never have to work with him."
He managed to accidentally blow up a planet in his own sector with a normal lantern ring, giving him a booby trapped one doesent seem like a great idea.All of a sudden an idea springs into my head.
Sinestro wears a necklace made of rings taken off the Lanterns he's killed, right? What if you booby-trapped a ring (maybe a faux-ring if it's not the Guardians running this), put it on some sacrificial pawn, and set him up to encounter Sinestro? Of course, you'd need a dolt who has absolutely no chance of figuring out what's up.
(Not actually his origin, but would work surprisingly well as a version of his origin in some universe or another.)
Where do you get the number six from, all we know about the necklace is this.
And consider that in addition to a methodology of causing fear, his non-lethality is based on a fear of not being able to stop.
I don't remember that. The example I remember from the comics is a custodial sentence for littering.Depending upon your definition of "evil" he always was. He just hid it well before he rebelled against the Guardians. I mean you're talking about a guy who would execute children for stealing candy bars and honestly believe it was the right thing to do for crying out loud.
I don't remember that. The example I remember from the comics is a custodial sentence for littering.
No, my mistake. In Emerald Dawn II he steps on some litter and looks like he's about to go mental, but the Guardians teleport him to Oa before he can.I bow to your greater knowledge on the subject. I could well be mistaken.
I thought it was because of the philosophy that he'd be no better than the criminals he was fighting if he killed them.
Depending upon your definition of "evil" he always was. He just hid it well before he rebelled against the Guardians. I mean you're talking about a guy who would execute children for stealing candy bars and honestly believe it was the right thing to do for crying out loud.
And as a result there was no longer any supercrime, saving thousands of lives every year. Jason Todd 1 really liked that Batman.Backed up by Earth-51, where in fact Batman did kill the Joker for killing Jason, and then murdered every other supervillain for dessert.
*cheeks