Mr Zoat
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It's hard to say for sure, but I don't think so.I'm wondering...that level of sheer hatred for her former body...is she, or was she I guess, trans?
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It's hard to say for sure, but I don't think so.I'm wondering...that level of sheer hatred for her former body...is she, or was she I guess, trans?
Why would they waste a Lazarus charge on some random woman with psychological problems?
...
Oh. Right. Supervillains.
Boy, his patience is wearing thin.Still not coming out.
Okay, sitting inside a warded area is actually a pretty good plan. The area around the warehouse is empty enough that there's clearly no way it could escape without me noticing. And if I enter the warehouse facility then it might be able to exit through one of the door, or the ventilation-
He really has to do something about that. Unfortunately, any system complicated enough to overcome that kind of deception would likely be self-aware in some way.Still not coming out.
-or just through a gap in the walls or the roof. The wraith is looking, but I'm not confident of its ability to locate an intelligent object that is actively trying to hide from it inside an internally warded building. I can't leave a drone up here while I search myself because I don't have a drone that could reliably spot a shapeshifter that was making an effort.
Got him. Now to catch him.Still-.
Right! That's it! Gotham doesn't have street magicians and the wards wouldn't stop a serious magician anyway.
I open my eyes, needing to see even the tiniest flicker of emotion within the warehouse. The whole building wavers in my vision for a moment, then snaps back with a tiny orange glow… Tiny orange glows, but those are rats and other minor pests. Only one stands out as a sophont mind. It's hiding… In the main warehouse. Now I don't have to worry about the wards I can easily detect it by ring scan; it's pretending to be some sort of rag doll. The wraith begins flying in its direction with a renewed hunger, but I shake my head.
Yeah, his patience is worn through. I bet the next step if the Clayface didn't comply would be heat lamps?I transition into the building. Though this facility is new, most of it predates its current usage. There is more than enough room for me to trace an unobstructed line between myself and my target. The doll doesn't move as I and its greater whole appear, and doesn't have time to as I grab it and dump it into the mud ball with the rest of it.
"This has been a long and annoying night. Reform. Now."
Feminine? Oh-ho!The doll swiftly dissolves, the shape and then the colours of the 'fabric' merging with the rest of the mass, the doll's face merging with the formerly-vacant mudface. The more complex lights are still there, growing in complexity as whatever it was trying to do to shut itself down stops.
The face shirks, rising from the surface of the mud and becoming noticeably more feminine as it extrudes. Still to misshapen to easily identify as any person in my database, assuming that this being is foolish enough to use its original face.
OL sarcasm. It has really been a long night.."Please let me go."
"As I told your lesser half, you're under arrest. It is extremely unlikely that I will let you go."
"Please."
"Oh, well since you asked so nicely a second t-. No. What happened to Charles Adelsen?"
And that's enough to ID this as Lady Clayface, one Sondra Fuller."I don't know."
"Uh-huh."
"I was.. given pictures. I was told who he was. I was given recordings of his speach. I never met him myself."
"And who gave you those pictures?"
"Kobra."
And how likely is it this person would have, eh?"Plausible. Which part?"
"Lady Eve."
Not a well known name, outside of intelligence circles. Still, hardly conclusive. She doesn't keep her name a secret. I imagine that if you move in the right circles it's not too hard to hear it.
That.. is a very good question."And how did you end up like this?"
"I hated my natural face. I wanted to change. Lady Eve promised me that she would make it happen."
"Right… But how did you get from that… Actually, how did you get in contact with Lady Eve in the first place? She must have hundreds of willing cultists who'd do anything to get power like this."
She's serious, it appears."I don't know. I just wanted it."
"Oh, come on-."
"I don't!"
Her face expands, her eyes going from a dull red glow to a furious burn.
As noted above by Mquz, they likely put some magic mind-whammy on her at some point. I doubt she'd be knowledgable enough to regocnise it."Kobra agents came to my ro-. My house! They offered and I said yes. I didn't want to be me anymore."
Hm. Perhaps they picked someone who already hated their own body in the hope of them not having so much of a psychological problem adapting to being made of mud? It still seems… Kind of dumb. Someone fanatically loyal would be better. Or several fanatically loyal people. The usual Kobra loyalists wouldn't talk to law enforcers like this.
Never underestimate a desperate enough Want."What exactly did they do to you?"
"They blindfolded me and took me out into the middle of nowhere. There was this… Sarcophagus… Thing, filled with some sort of… Gunk. They said it was some sort of magic and told me to get in."
"And you just… Did?"
Also very good questions that I hope OL remembers to check on, even if he leaves it to the Batfamily."Yes."
Ah. Hated her life so much that she wanted to cease existing… Still puzzling how Kobra found her. Or a Lazarus Pit. I could understand Ra's having a few stashed away somewhere, but I'd have thought that a man like him would have had protocols to prevent them falling into the wrong hands.
Still sick of Gotham, eh?"Why did they send you here?"
"I was supposed to hide here and wait for other orders. They set up ' Charles Adelsen'… I don't know if they killed him or if he was a Kobra member or if he ever really existed in the first place."
We can check th-. Richard can check that.
I'm betting that didn't occur to her at all."And what do you plan to do now?"
"I.. thought you were going to send me to prison."
"Yes, but assuming that you're telling the truth about Charles Adelsen, I've only got you for your Kobra membership. Taking into account that from what you said you appear to have been more of a test subject than a member, then even adding in the other charges that the District Attorney's office might raise, you're not looking at all that much prison time. And given that you're made of mud, you may well be effectively immortal."
...Okay, that's reasonable."You tried to hide rather than fight, you're been reasonably cooperative and you haven't shouted 'snake snake' even once. That suggests to be that you're an essentially rational woman. So what I'm going to suggest is that you speak to a colleague of mine and tell him absolutely everything about your contact with Kobra. And you can have a think about what you want to do with the rest of your life. Does that sound like a good idea to you?"
"I.. guess… I just assumed that they'd be watching me."
Heh, I see the possibility of not being alone in this has her engaged."With a view to doing what, exactly? You're made of mud. I shot the only other person I know about who's like you with a truly terrifying amount of gamma radiation and he was up and about in a couple of months. If you're happy being made of mud and you don't have any external leverage, there's essentially nothing they can do to compel you."
"There's… Someone else like me?"
The night's not over yet.."Sort of. He's much worse at shapeshifting than you are. So how about it?"
"And you can keep me safe from Kobra?"
"You can keep you safe from Kobra. But the more information you give me, the more I can do."
"Then… Okay."
Hey. A rational would-be supervillain. Perhaps tonight wasn't a total waste of time after all.
From the page Zoat provided, it seems like she's just ugly, and they're going with the "incredible thing that we won't actually depict, just describe" route. Whoever that is with the black-and-white costume probably wouldn't be so horrified if she was looking at a normal face.
Thank you, corrected.
I'm pretty sure that's Looker, who in setting is known for being quite the... yeah (I think she was a model before she got her powers, but I'm not sure). Sondra isn't just speaking relatively when she calls Looker beautiful.From the page Zoat provided, it seems like she's just ugly, and they're going with the "incredible thing that we won't actually depict, just describe" route. Whoever that is with the black-and-white costume probably wouldn't be so horrified if she was looking at a normal face.
Anyone know what episode that's from, or at least the circumstances?
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha no.
I don't think that GGG's show exists yet. Unlike in canon, Scott Free and Big Barda are around and would spot him immediately.Question: Has Paragon!Paul appeared on Triple-G's show yet? I think that has some hilarious potential.
Apparently OL doesn't know this in character, but Kobra actually have access to a number of Lazarus Pit sites. So it's not really costing them anything to expend a use on this woman as a test subject or something.Why would they waste a Lazarus charge on some random woman with psychological problems?
Like Ra's al Ghul, Kobra owned a hidden network of very specialized Lazarus Pits.
Yes, but it's not referenced. I spent a couple of hours trying to find out where they got hold of them and the only thing I found was that by Faces of Evil they already had them.Apparently OL doesn't know this in character, but Kobra actually have access to a number of Lazarus Pit sites. So it's not really costing them anything to expend a use on this woman as a test subject or something.
From the wiki:
Technically yes, however most of them are in prison.Does Paul have enough reformed villains to make his own group yet? It'd be a good way for him to increase the good he can do, especially when he has to leave Earth for OLC reasons. He could just give info to his own team and they can go fight the good fight planetside while he's out making the universe a better place. Also, they could do things the Justice League couldn't/wouldn't. Just like a combination of the Outsiders and Batman Inc from YJ Season 3.
So what's Abra Kadabra doing these days?
I'm not sure if they could.They could have put in some sort of magical / technological mind control safeguard to turn her into a sleeper soldier. That needs to be checked. Would be fairly hard to do though.
This is probably them trying to figure out what made Clayface transform by using a test subject with the right mindset of wanting to change who they are (something most versions of Clayface have).
Suicide Squad with a name that's better for morale? Maybe something like the Thunderbolts.
Negotiating. He's got quite a few years left on his sentence, but his surprisingly good behaviour combined with offering assistance during last years breakout attempt means that he might be able to wangle early parole. The only problem with that is that he won't be able to go to Atlantis right away.
The SI torpedoed Suicide Squad over a year ago. It will be a while before Senator Knight feels the need to revisit a very contentious idea like that.Suicide Squad with a name that's better for morale? Maybe something like the Thunderbolts.
I would've thought a slightly altered take where supervillains instead of getting time off for good behaviour get to go on a 'suicide squad' to get them off their sentences for playing superhero would be something paul agrees with?The SI torpedoed Suicide Squad over a year ago. It will be a while before Senator Knight feels the need to revisit a very contentious idea like that.
I think this came up earlier, but in summary? No. You don't get called a supervillain for jaywalking. No one in Belle Reve should be doing anything other than rehabilitation. Perhaps a very few n extremis could volunteer for national emergencies, but the fact is that if controlling the inmates was simple then Belle Reve wouldn't be needed.I would've thought a slightly altered take where supervillains instead of getting time off for good behaviour get to go on a 'suicide squad' to get them off their sentences for playing superhero would be something paul agrees with?
Still-.
Right! That's it! Gotham doesn't have street magicians and the wards wouldn't stop a serious magician anyway.
I open my eyes, needing to see even the tiniest flicker of emotion within the warehouse. The whole building wavers in my vision for a moment, then snaps back with a tiny orange glow… Tiny orange glows, but those are rats and other minor pests. Only one stands out as a sophont mind. It's hiding… In the main warehouse. Now I don't have to worry about the wards I can easily detect it by ring scan;
No, he applied enough power that they broke.What... just happened?
Did he just devour the wards at a distance? Without even touching them?
"Fortunately, you are not the one who makes such decision."
I nod. "Well done for tracking him down. I got a bit distracted."
"Perhaps you will give me a little more deference in future."
"I'd like to argue that I was perfectly happy to acknowledge your abilities, but honestly? What I learned yesterday and this morning was that I don't care about Gotham. You're welcome to it. Have as much fun as you like and call me when you need fire support."
She regards me cautiously for a moment. "That's all you have to say?"
"Yes. The Bat-signal's all yours."
"Very well then." She turns away and walks towards the door. Then she stops and looks back at me with a frown. Then she returns her attention to the door and marches out of the flat.