Chojin Patriarch
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Well, looks like it wasn't Saul talking yesterday. Time to ready the defences!In
Between
Black focuses intently on the portal. "Hostile?"
"Of course it's hostile. I can feel the other versions of me he has hooked up to the machine he uses to generate it."
In between trying to erase him from 'continuity'? Yeah, no. They aren't on speaking terms..."And we're not being swarmed under with Manhunters because..?"
Time Trapper begins picking up shards of crystal and depositing them in his robe. "Because this place is protected. But imperfectly. Charging in will turn his assault force into an outwardly-directed blast of exotic radiation, but he can work around that problem given time." He looks at me. "Did Ambush Bug show you anything about you should handle events like this?"
Honestly, it'd be like trying to talk to Deadpool when he's in 'really weird' mode. All those asides to non-existant readers...
Oh, how red their faces will be if they ever find out about the renegade..."No, but… When I met Doctor Schwab, he mentioned..? I don't know if it's important, but he mentioned that he was having some sort of contact with Grayven."
"Grayven? Darkseid's son?"
So, Ambush Bug was aware of the Renegade's existence, but had no complaints about him... How odd... He must have assumed it was the comics Grayven."I don't know anyone else with that name."
"What exactly did he say?"
"'Only from your point of view. From everyone else's, they got a quick lesson on the Antarctic's environment and an awesome fight with robots and pirates! And that Grayven guy, for the niche crossover appeal.'"
And yourself: Young Justice. But you don't know about that, do you?"Niche.. crossover-?"
I point at Red. "Teen Titans." Then at Black. "Buffy the Vampire Slayer."
...It's basically the Wolfman/Perez era early eighties with some visual tweaks and no Kid Flash or Wonder Girl... I guess the whole Jump City thing was the sticking point...Red frowns. "What?"
"You don't know who the Teen Titans-?"
"No, I know who the Titans are. I just didn't recognise the exact line-up."
Man, the 70's had weird cartoons...
And it never occurred to him that something had to exist to bridge those gaps? That compulsion/memory hole is really strong, huh?"I remember a Buffy the Vampire Slayer film."
"But not the television series?"
"No. I remember the comic series, which…" He frowns. "I watched Angel. I remember Buffy appearing in a few episodes. I didn't think it was important…"
<Maniacal laughter> <coughing> Ow, my lung...Shit. Have I forgotten some sort of.. comic series, or Teen Titans reboot that.. I'm now living through? I didn't recognise how I was talking about my ring and I still can't say my name…
Those largely exist solely for a counterpart League to visit and confront... Because Mirror Universes...Time Trapper exhales sharply. "Your mental deficiencies are not pertinent at this stage. Were any of the versions of you which you've seen involved at all in parallel universe travel?"
"Blue's parallel has planeshifting technology, but they're a Crime Syndicate reality."
Seriously, you guys should really have been preparing for a fight...
Crud, it's a Sentinel!"They're-"
The universe around us shudders as the portal jerks wider, just in time to admit a huge robot.
"-through."
Oh, funky design. Krona must have had to do some fast building to make that...It's clear a Manhunter, though at eight feet tall and nearly as wide it's far larger and less feminine than the previous batch we encountered. Its outer surface is red, shaped like a heroically proportioned humanoid sumo wrestler, the only breaks in colour being the purple-grey bands around its legs and forearms. It's chest-. The head is bucket-shaped, purple-grey face and two 'eyes' which I suspect are show. The front piece of the chest is transparent, clearly showing a woman-
So if she dies... It goes slurping back through its' portal... Or transitions from material to physics...Jade, that's a Jade.
-trapped there like I remember the pre-War of Light Manhunters did with captured Green Lanterns. It's using her in order to exist here.
Roll for Initiative!"By the command of Krona, no man escapes the Manhunters."
My crystalline construct armour is already in place, and I put a shield in front of Red Queen and Time Trapper happens to be there. Red throws out construct magnets-on-poles, Angelika flies an evasive pattern while firing heat vision and Komand'r charges.
Oh, it's tough... This is gonna be a pain..."Time-"
Angelika burns out its faux eyes, though the armour beneath proves far more resilient. Komand'r's eye beams hit the middle of the transparent section a second ahead of her fists. For a instant the Manhunter appears to be moving to block her, then the constructs hum and it trembles, not cripples but just slightly puts it off its stride.
Really major pain. Damn bad guys, getting in the way of character interactions!"RRRRRAAAAGH!"
The Manhunter shakes at the hits, but isn't knocked back, much less actually damaged.
And it can rip space-time a new one? Hax!"-Trapper-"
The Manhunter's internal sections start to glow, and the crystal landscape around us starts to fracture.
Crud, it's extra bad when the guy in charge of knowing what's going on, doesn't know what to do!"-what are-"
Time Trapper's hood jerks around. Great, he doesn't know what's happening either.
"-we doing?"
Gonna take a lot more than that, I think...The spheres of bubbling wax twist and flow, moving through the air to form circles around the Manhunter.
Angelika darts to the Manhunter's right arm and grabs a finger, straining for a moment to bend it back and break it. A moment later it gives way and Red sprays red vomit into the breach-.
Goddamn Puzzle Bosses!And then it moves.
Komand'r is pushed into the ground, fracturing crystal embedding itself in her flesh. Golden light flares around the hand Angelika is attacking, disintegrating an arc across her costume and leaving an angry red welt on her skin. The red light from Red's ring is redirected, drawn into a siphon deployed from the grey-purple bracer on its left forearm. And then it's in front of him, damaged face-.
Evidently she wasn't critical to Krona's plan, then... Also, incoming Violet-induced rage...Black hits it, ghostly white claws coating his hands and slicing through the Manhunter's chest-mounted containment unit-.
A small explosive detonates, and that Jade's head is reduced to a red smear.
Okay, not too bad. I bet if that were Jade-16, things would have been a lot messier...No.
Violet crystal encases the Manhunter's arms and legs as Red grabs Komand'r and pulls back as fast as he can.
Oh, boy... Time to run. But where and when?!"Queen, anywhere."
"They're-. Jamming-."
The portal spasms again as the crystal around the Manhunter I trapped begins to crack. Their AIs aren't sophisticated enough to learn to feel love.
Fighting retreat. Pain in the ass, but...Red Queen sags as another, smaller portal opens. "Go."
Jade 32 appears from behind the spire and dives through, Time Trapper just behind her, and Angelika waits just long enough to get a nod from me before flying for it. Komand'r's gotten over her shock sufficiently to take Red through with her, while Black pulls back more slowly, alert for any sign of weapon-.
...Sometimes, there's no hope of winning.Another Manhunter drifts through their portal, opening fire as it comes! Black just tanks the shots-
"Go."
-and I fly through the portal.
Well, things just got a lot harder for these guys. I wonder where they're going to end up? Somewhere we've seen? Somewhere new? Tune in tomorrow, especially if Mr Zoat keeps posting this early!
...it trembles, not crippled but just slightly put off its stride....it trembles, not cripples but just slightly puts it off its stride.