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If you'd like to update the list on the wiki, let me know and I can set you up with an editor account.Here's a list of episodes where you can find the alternative settings or lanterns so you don't have to sift through the threadmarks. Note that the list is still incomplete.
It could be some sort of weird character that each system handles differently. I'd suggest you delete the whole [url tag so you can start from scratchThis is what it currently says:
I don't see what you're seeing.
You know... You would think Paragon would be a bit more concerned about the Reach being able to hijack his ring's communications at will like that...
"That was a rather impressive display."
Of course, I didn't target the ships' communications systems. Which means that my Reach admirer can still speak to me.
Anyone else would probably be dead.Anyone else would probably need time to wind down after that...
but I make a point of causing huge arcs of orange light to flow around me to make it very obvious to the N.E.M.O. fleet that the Illustres is back in fighting form.
"Yes, I heard your conversation. I will continue investigating them. This methodology is irregular for the Reach. I dislike my enemies behaving irregularly."
and an instant -> and in an instantI form construct point defences and an instant there are no enemy missiles
Nothing like the intimidation factor of knowing your Lantern enemy has a full tank, and is about to point all that power at you. A pity the Reach thralls he's fighting are too broken to be intimidated.25th August 2012
05:45 GMT
"…keep what is mine, that is my right."
The usual recharge-flare isn't all that big, but I make a point of causing huge arcs of orange light to flow around me to make it very obvious to the N.E.M.O. fleet that the Illustres is back in fighting form.
Yes, all those remnant fleets getting in the way of your steamroller. Hopefully nothing as bad as Threllians' people.
Yay for long-term strategic planning. Favouring the longer game instead of the shorter gain.N.E.M.O. fleet. Not a L.E.G.I.O.N. fleet. Dox's plan to bring everyone up to speed is a remarkable piece of work, but it's got a lot of moving parts that can get gummed up. We assumed that the Reach wouldn't make a counter-attack at this point, as that would have been in line with their previously observed behaviour. That meant that the plan favoured building up those stellar nations who were nearly to the point where they could build L.E.G.I.O.N.-grade ships rather than rushing ships as soon as possible. By the time the Reach were likely to get serious, we would have the largest possible number of ships. But naturally, that means that we're a little short now.
I'm guessing this fellow's race has a caste-system, and outsiders are afforded equivalent positions within it. With OL having a rank close to the top..."Hierarch-Illustres, we detect no lateness and we are grateful for your presence."
Only a little short. L.E.G.I.O.N. ships are moving in on all of the other preserved alien fleets, with reserves to cover any likely location for a Reach attack from the fleets we know about. Not an ideal situation; our fleets aren't really designed to capture ships intact and so we're going to getting tissue samples at best. But… You go to war with the military you have.
...Wait, he's basically taking on a Death Star? Heh. I bet that 'bulldozed' can be literal if they appear close enough to the enemy and moving at enough speed."My pleasure, Admiral."
It's the big sphere ship, the raw power of its shields and armour meaning that these ships… Don't really have anything that can meaningfully hurt it. Colossal size isn't an unalloyed good as every strategy has a counterplay option and making one big ship means that you can't really switch strategy. On the other hand, if your opponent isn't ready for your all-in, they rather get bulldozed.
Huh, it's one of the ones he visited before? I wonder which...Big, powerful shield and tough armour and thanks to me savaging their desires earlier I don't think that I can just appear onboard again. On the other hand, having had a good look at the fracture cannons earlier I don't think that I need to,
"Please make sure that your ships stay clear."
Upside, no need to target an equatorial thermal exhaust port with torpedoes fired from a snub fighter. Downside, I suspect that construct isn't exactly the most mobile of weapons. Against most fleets, it'd probably be a liability for him.The fracture cannon construct appears next to me, its huge size meaning that its appearance is relatively slow. Not sure if whoever's on the sphere knows what it is I'm making, but anyone with any sense gets nervous when a Lantern points something like this at them.
"Illustres to Reach-affiliated ship. Strike your colours, power down your weapons and shields and prepare to be boarded. You have ten seconds to comply."
So the sooner he nobbles this ship, the sooner he can move on to the next fleet. This shouldn't take too long.I don't have to worry about powering the thing, but to make sure this looks good for the cameras I physically take hold of my personal lantern and slot it into the construct. The sphere… It can't really accelerate above its current slow rate, but it's channelling combat power into its shields, interdiction systems and point defences. A quick scan shows none of the Free Lancers' clever guns, and I'd like to take advantage of their absence for as long as I can.
"You have been identified as hostile and have refused to surrender. May Lord Hades have mercy on your souls."
Unfortunately, as OL just showed, when you can ignore those shields... Well, they lose.There's a faint purple glow around my construct, then a flash from the ship as a line of purple pierces it pole to pole. The armour isn't worthless -in fact it's relatively intact- but all of the space along that line that wasn't armoured just got horribly damaged. Including their main reactor, because their ship prioritised output over redundancy. After all, if an attacker can punch through the strongest shields and armour they can build, why wouldn't they just fire again if they didn't score an immediate kill? Better to have a more effective reactor to power the strongest possible shields.
And it makes sense. Up to a point.
And if it's anything as large as a Death Star, that would be a lot of territory to sweep one block at a time...The speed of light being what it is, it'll be a few minutes until we see the ship lose thrust as the lights on the outer surface start going out, but since I'm seeing it by ring-scan I share it with the fleet. No sense leaving them to worry unnecessarily.
The construct glows purple again as I target the armoured command bunker inside the ship. The tactic they used to use if something went wrong with primary power was to hunker down and prepare counter-boarding tactics, in the not entirely incorrect belief that while an enemy might be able to disable them, breaking a ship that size apart was a whole nother matter. They would sacrifice mass for time as the engineers worked to repair the reactor.
True. If anything, they'd probably spin it as 'belligerent enemy Lantern terrorises peaceful nomadic fleets.' Not that they really need to drum up hard feelings against N.E.M.O. But they'd probably want to 'encourage' undecided neutrals to accept Reach protection...I target their reaction mass containment and fire for a third time.
A normal fleet in this position would retreat, sacrificing a rearguard if necessary. A one-ship fleet like this can't. Once it stops functioning it's stopped, and all of the resources put into building it are forfeit. If I was depriving the Reach of something they invested effort in I'd feel quite good about this. But since I suspect it was just in mothballs until a Reach xenophile felt moved to take it out. Probably brought it up to specification using his own funds. And while having me single-handedly destroy it is a good news story for our side, the Reach as a people and a polity aren't going to care at all.
Not that there's a big rush. I'm sure local Lanterns will be quite busy for a couple of weeks now.Two more shots targeting emergency batteries, then I dismiss the construct. At this point we could just leave them to starve to death. I doubt that the Reach will spend the effort needed to pick them up, and the ship is damaged beyond what the people on board can repair by their own efforts.
"Admiral, the ship is disabled. Please have your fleet picket it until Orange Lanterns become available to board and clear it."
Presumably for the reasons I mentioned earlier, of sheer effort needed to secure something that big."We have Citizen-Marines who can perform that operation."
"I appreciate the offer, but this ship comes from a species the Reach made extinct. We want to take the crew alive if at all possible, and it would be entirely unreasonable to put your marines in that much danger."
Heh, that makes a good soundbite for the propaganda machine. I hope someone was recording it... Well, I know OL was, but hopefully others were too."For what reason?"
"Because we're not fighting this war to take territory or resources. We're not fighting the Reach because they're offensive to our gods, or our sense of aesthetics. We're fighting them because they're an existential threat to us, and to everyone else. But if we are to be the righteous side, there must be things beneficent things we do where they would instead be malevolent. They enslave and exterminate. We will recreate civilisations and make their people free. Quite aside from the moral value, there are few things as satisfying as entirely undoing your enemy's work."
And that is a badass boast that will probably go memetic as soon as it hits the galactic equivalent of the Internet."That is the Zenith-Controller's objective? I know that they transform worlds for their vassals, but I did not realise that their powers included recreating entire species."
"They're welcome to join in of course, but it's possible for the rest of us as well. It just takes longer. I don't fight because rejoice in the piles of corpses I create. I rejoice in making the universe more like it should be."
So, his day's not over for quite a while. At least he won't have nearly as hard a time as he did with Threllian's people.I dismiss my construct and return my personal lantern to subspace, having my ring send me an update on the ongoing fights with the other fleets. The ones I visited are performing noticeably worse than their pre-Reach counterparts, but I need to get moving.
"Moving into position, Hierarch-Illustres. We will stand by until relieved by Citizen-Lanterns."
And straight back into the fight. No rest for the righteous..."Thank you, Admiral."
I
step out
and appear in the midst of a starship dogfight! I generate a construct shield to block a missile barrage that could have crippled a L.E.G.I.O.N. cruiser and retaliate with a destructive lance that rips an enemy heavy cruiser into pieces.
I suspect he's had enough of these fleets, though. A display like that just screams 'you are outmatched.'"Illustres to Clarissi, I've dealt with the sphere. Please send Orange Lanterns who can reliably brand to board it."
I'll assign them after the attack is over.
I form construct point defences and an instant there are no enemy missiles in the combat zone.
So, he'll be done in a couple of hours. Because I doubt any of the remnants will have anything to trouble him, even Scarab Warriors."Thank you. I think my secret admirer is behind this attack."
"Yes, I heard your conversation. I will continue investigating them. This methodology is irregular for the Reach. I dislike my enemies behaving irregularly."
"Me too. I'll pop by once the attacking fleets are defeated. Illustres out."
I'm guessing this fellow's race has a caste-system, and outsiders are afforded equivalent positions within it. With OL having a rank close to the top...
This one?Huh, it's one of the ones he visited before? I wonder which...
into the centre of an armoured sphere, mollusc-like internal defence tentacles reaching for me, phasing through my construct shields as I use an intense burst of ionising radiation to fry their central computer and pull
The error is on the last chapter of August 24.This is what it currently says:
I don't see what you're seeing.
Thank you, corrected.
Ah, okay. I thought the problem was with the Story Only link. Should work now.The error is on the last chapter of August 24.
You can see the equal sign in the link when you mouse over the link -if you are using firefox - on the bottom left, or bottom right of the browser window.
You are a god and Mr Zoat please threadmark this....Here's a list of episodes where you can find the alternative settings or lanterns so you don't have to sift through the threadmarks. Note that the list is still incomplete.
I'll add it to the omake index list.
http://wtr.greenmaw.com/wiki/Characters#Crisis_on_Infinite_Pauls
project -> projects
<3 this D&D reference."Do the Int characters want to explain it to the Wis character?"
perfectly -> perfected
She flashes Dox a smile. "-sure we can quickly work that out with a little experimentation."
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No.
No. No, fuck off. I know that technology.
I spent two months watching that blasted mortician before it occurred to me that there might be more than one man named 'William Hand'.
"Did you ever study William Hand's work? His power beam?"