Thaddeus appears to have rebuilt and improved the mechanical frame he wore to get-.
Ah.
"Thaddeus, you haven't actually found a way to access the Honden of Avarice without me, have you?"
Goddammit, what was I
just saying about Sivanas getting access to the Spectrum.It would have been nice if you'd though to at least
check Tad's gear some time beforehand, not a minute before the match starts.
"Hm…" He squirms into position. "Accessing arcane realms is relatively simple, but interacting with them in a useful fashion is complicated. I can not do what you do and go there whenever I feel like, and the inertia of people's desires means that it is actually quite-" He checks the range of movement, rotating the right arm in a circle. "-difficult to change it. And the Ophidian would not like it one bit."
"Please don't."
Yes, very
good plan. Do not antagonise
Best Snek, please. I don't think OL will enjoy your father's subsequent
vexation at all
.
"I am.. more interested…" His frame bunny hops up and down, a cyan… Fizzing effect appearing around the wrists and ankles. "In exotic energy and mechanics than I am in arcane physics..." He wobbles the frame back and forth, nodding as it automatically adjusts to remain upright. "Anyway."
"Have you ever been in a fight before?"
"... Define 'fight'." I mean, I would be amused if this ultimately came down to unarmed wrestling. Might even awaken Tad's libido.
"Yes? Of course I have." The frame begins walking out of the preparation area and towards the arena. "I mean, not a formal duel like this, but the-. The encounter that led to this, that was fighting."
"Right, yes, but if I remember the Justice League files correctly, don't you usually make sure that you have the drop on your target, shoot first from concealment and avoid getting into combat personally?"
I mean, that's an entirely sensible and proper way to win a fight. Though I suspect it results in a few hard feelings if the opponent doesn't even
realise it's a fight until they recover (if
at all.)
"Yes, I do know that I'm not as physically imposing as Magni. But I have engaged in fisticuffs with Lieutenant Marvel."
I frown. "Really?"
...In any way
other than you serving as a punching bag?
"Well. Nearly. He was punching the force field, and I was-. The point is, I'm no stranger to working in close physical proximity to violence."
"Have you ever been injured?"
And do you have a backup clone ready to be downloaded into? I doubt Doctor Sivana would allow his children to run around loose without
some form of backup plan, after all.
"A few bruises, a few scrapes."
"No serious injuries?"
You know, broken bones, head injuries, that sort of thing. I know DC-verse humans are tougher than us by default, but I'm pretty sure you
aren't Dannered... Which does seem something of an
oversight by the good Doctor.
"Paul, look at me. There's not that much of me too injure. When we fight the Marvels, if the force fields go down then it is time to throw in the towel. Qwardians like Daciya aren't anything like as strong as that, but if it somehow comes down to a contest of strength then I have still lost."
"Alright, but you need to be aware that she's had a lot more physical conditioning than you have."
Also, she's not likely to have any
mercy to throw yourself upon. Or did you forget the 'member of an omnicidal alien race' part of her history, Tad?
"All time wasted." We walk out of the entrance and start out across the arena floor. "Physical effort is constantly being supplanted by machinery in every field of endeavour. If she was serious about being a Weaponer, she should have realised that her time was better spent improving her weapons."
He pulls a lever and his frame's right arm swings in a gesture of dismissal.
...He installed a
Taunt button? Oh, god...
"That sort of foolishness is why they assigned her to be a test subject."
Approaching from the other side I see Kalmin walking… I don't think that he and Daciya are actually walking together so much as walking in the same direction from the same place. Daciya's augmented her dull brown armour with additional plates and.. some sort of bracer-mounted assemblage connected to the armour's back. I suspect that her armour isn't made for taking direct hits so much as blocking shrapnel or the radiation emitted by her own weapons, but I suppose that I shouldn't assume where an Apprentice Weaponer is concerned.
Of course she ignored physical defences. That's what
force-fields are for, after all.
"Huh. Her armour's interfering with my scans."
"Yes?"
Also force-fields. Honestly, Tad, you're not a complete
n00b.
"That's actually somewhat-. Oh, no, there we go."
Daciya skips a half-step and her armour shimmers slightly.
...I have a bad feeling about that...
"And there we go again."
"Worried?"
"I have no objection to working for my successes. Though that may well make it a little harder to leave her alive. I assume that you would prefer that?"
...Just a
bit, I would expect. All that effort spent to keep her alive back on Qward shouldn't go wasted, after all.
"Ideally. Don't risk yourself."
"Of course not."
...He's going to get his ass handed to him, isn't he?

Or at least
groped by a rather
randy Qwardian girl.
We come to a halt in the middle of the arena, slightly ahead of the Qwardian duo. They approach at a steady rate, stopping five metres away.
"Weaponer Kalmin. Is your student ready?"
No doubt a few interested parties are watching from a safe distance. Like
orbit.
"She is. Is the boy ready?"
"Always hard to be sure ahead of time, but he thinks so."
"You know how teenagers are.
"
"Sadly,
yes. Thankfully, they can be broken of such bad habits."
Thaddeus looks at me.
"What are you doing?"
...This is a duel, Tad. What, did you expect them to just let you wander in and start throwing
nukes at each other just like that?
"You're here at my invitation. Daciya's here at Kalmin's. Kalmin and I negotiated how this was going to work while you were preparing."
"What do you mean, 'how it's going to work'?"
Boy, you're being
whiny all of a sudden. A little annoyed you're not getting to be
alone with the alien hottie?
"Did you think we were in the business of letting people challenge each other to fights to the death? If you want to fight here, you will follow the rules we lay down."
"Why are you bringing this up now?"
Because he knew you'd be a whiny git about it...

Just like, oh
look, you're being
right now.
"Because I didn't want to give you time to argue. So: the format."
"What's wrong with just fighting?"
Does the term 'minimising collateral damage' mean anything to you?
"Feh, if they don't want bystanders getting
hurt, they shouldn't be hanging around anyway."
"Because it turns the whole thing into rock-paper-scissors. Neither of you have seen each others' best work. So either one of you has an advantage and wins, or you're both vulnerable to each other and both die. And that's boring."
Kalmin shakes his helmeted head. "He actually suggested turning the arena into a junk yard and forcing you to build from what you could salvage."
Okay, see, that would have been an actual challenge for both of you. Especially if the place were seeded with some
interesting bits for either to find. You could have sold tickets on pay-per-view.
"That could have been interesting. But what did you agree to on my behalf?"
"Nine rounds of five minutes each, with ten minutes time between them to repair or modify your equipment. Rounds are fought to time, until one party concedes or until Kalmin or I call it. The victor is the first to win five rounds, or the one who incapacitates their opponent. When we call a round, you will stop or we will stop you. You will not like it if we have to stop you."
The first offence will likely involve giant
hands. Do not make OL regress to that level. Please. Or the constructs will get more and more
embarrassing for you..
It looks like Kalmin briefed Daciya, but she doesn't look entirely sanguine.
"What happens when I kill him?"
Not that she's that concerned about his survival, is she? I'm sure that tune will change as they go on and get to see what they can really do..
"As if."
"Them's the breaks. Deliberately killing an incapacitated opponent will result in our displeasure, but if they happen to die… That's just what happens sometimes."
Also, Thaddeus Senior will likely invent a way to kill you all the way from Earth. While it might prove an
instructive demonstration, you won't get to participate as anything other than the
target...
Kalmin nods. "This is intended to be a learning exercise. I'd like it if you both left with a few scars, but it's most important that you both learn something."
"Oh, fine." Thaddeus raises his frame's arms into a boxer's pose. "I'll go easy on her. When do we begin?"
...This is going to be a valuable lesson about
assumptions for Tad, isn't it?
I nod to Kalmin, and we rise into the air and head back towards our respective entrances. Engaging arena force fields…
"Go on three. One, two,-"
Yes, definitely want to avoid the splash zone. It's likely to get quite
energetic in a second.