Given how much it knows about each and every one of us, it's either a good friend or a particularly persistent stalker. Or possibly both.Google is your friend.
Ah, back to the Pony planet. Bring on the laughs!
Ooof. Looks like there's a lot of training in their future.
Yeah, sometimes "What?" is the only question possible.
Pfft, who needs that poser? A complete rookie with Harmony.
No twitching eyebrow yet? Just wait, see if you can manage it.
Geez, you could bottle that sarcasm, it was so thick.
Well, that is a future possibility...
Wilson probably was, until Discord came along...
Ah, the proud mentor. The second-best side of Grayven. One guess what the best is.
Just have to show them how weak they are, first. Though some of them already know that...
"One pony? What?"
Ranbow Dash, she ain't.
Yes, embarrassing, isn't it? The cream of the crop of Equestria's largely non-existent military...
I really doubt they're much for actual fighting. Courageous, but not outstanding.
Admittedly, he was fifty meters tall or so at that point.
I just assumed all pegasi had some training in weather manipulation... Then again, that guard didn't have a clue...
Ah, guess what you'd be doing plenty of in the Wonderbolts...
"No, merely stating facts. If I were threatening you, you'd know it."
Hmm... Wonder if she will stick around...
Presumably well, or she wouldn't be here. I doubt she'd take a break until she fell asleep...
Oh, this could be fun... A pity it'll happen off-screen, but I'm sure Mr Zoat doesn't want to try and write a lecture on Equestrian Thaumatology.
Not outside of their natural strength, anyway.
I wonder if she was personally there or it was recent history for her...
...Jut how likely is that possibility?
Oooh, Trans-continental road-trip!
Assuming there is any learnable kind of Earth Pony Magic...
Once again, leaping into the unknown without any forethought. Third-best Grayven.
So, folks, on a scale of 'just fine' to 'oh god the sky is on fire!': How badly do you think this will go?
Please, it's Grayven. If he goes for a family name, it'll be Idle.
If so, I hope he fixes Derpy's eyes.
Google is your friend.
oh, as someone who's watched Ramsay's Hotel Hell, i KNOW why thats illegal.
The ceiling is a bit odd. Though there are some laws that are literally never enforced. Such as that it's illegal to eat oranges in the bathtub in California for some reason.
Yeah-there used to be a state in the US where you legally had to have windshield wipers on a car for it to be road legal- even though you didnt need a windscreen >.<
even the Book of the Astronomicon?
This assumes their sun is a standard yellow star one AU distance from the planet (or close enough) rather than a moon-sized fireball in high orbit.
Actually a fair few of the Wonderbolt stunts involve creating, arranging or destroying weather patterns. Their training certainly has a lot of it.
Like it couldn't hurt to check on the anti-life containment? This is The Magical Land Of Equestria. The place is lousy with sealed, dormant and spontaneously generating magical terrors just waiting for something to stumble over them.
That's fairly offensive, since I doubt you meant something like Andreja Pejic with hooves.
Seems... Iffy. I mean, it's not entirely clear to me how emotions and Warp are bound, but basically you can't not have some type of chaos gods. Also, I've heard some claims that the world of WFP is located somewhere in the WH40k universe, but I don't know about that.
Huh what does it say about me that I understood the vast majority.
Did she actually have a Purestrain form? I thought she transformed into a Cultist?
Series.
Lipstick without lips is a thing that should not happen.
I've done that before! Was a NaNoWriMo attempt back in college. (Well, it wasn't Equestrian thaumatology. MLP wasn't a noteworthy thing in 2002.)
Does it count as a road trip if you're using a boom tube?
If she's functioning fine and isn't distressed by it, don't mess with her. :x (If she doesn't like it, that's a different matter.)
This appears to be a fabrication, as I can find no attestation that it was ever on the books. (Turns out a lot of the "crazy"-sounding laws are either outright fabrications or creative extrapolations instead of an accurate description of the text and intent of a real law.)
Not even "used to be" -- this is current law in (at least) both Texas and Washington. However, this apparent absurdity is the result of taking excerpts of the law out of context. In both states, the wiper statute says that on vehicles equipped with a windscreen the wipers must be maintained in good working order.
Is that really something any version of the SI has consistently kept in mind?
That link is remarkably prescient of you.
Man, looking at Tyrek, someone on the team was a huge fan of Disney's Black Cauldron. It's like someone took that and put in ponies instead of the protagonists
Yeah-there used to be a state in the US where you legally had to have windshield wipers on a car for it to be road legal- even though you didnt need a windscreen >.<
even the Book of the Astronomicon?
i..w..wait
d..does....that..i..include... Jaq Draco's horrifying quest to fuck a Callidus Assassin whilst she was in t..the f..form of a Genestealer!?!?!?