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I swear, Atom Man is determined to give me mood whiplash every other sentence.
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That's how they think. Magic is for the weak minded until the demons come and then it's all lets go find some meat for the machine."I will do that. Will we need human sacrifices?"
"I… Really hope not?"
"I ask because we don't have any detainment centres near here, so if you want them here within an hour we should notify them now."
Yes. I believe it was in JLA. The same event sort of happened in this story, but it never got that far thanks to Paul being there to act as a moderator.how does he even know that
is there a comic issue where some one actually broke the lasso and reality shit itself ?
They'd denounce it as some sort of magic trickery. Nothing short of having the truth literally inserted into their minds will work. Maybe the lasso will do just that here.Oh here's a thought: what if they have to go to Hell as part of figuring out ewhat happened and the Nazis see that Hitler and all their heroes are there being tortured while all their victims were sent to heaven?
I would just love to see their faces...
"It appears to be a magic artefact, and causes psychological harm to anyone who touches it.
"Don't try and destroy it. I've seen what happens, it's not good
Atom Man's eyes follow her as she vanishes from sight.
"No, no, that's fine. Is she married?"
Artemis narrows her eyes. "You aren't getting it back."
"Artemis, were you listening to me.
Yeah, it can show people their true selves.
Guess Nazis don't like to see their true selves.
Does the lasso breaking unwind the reality of Earth? Or of the universe? Or of everything that exists?
That's just like, your opinion, man. In my reality it's working great because I believe it would. Which I choose to believe because I would rather it work great. And since that is in fact how it works, we have no problem.Because the truth becoming whatever anyone says or thinks of as the truth is really bad.
That's how they think. Magic is for the weak minded until the demons come and then it's all lets go find some meat for the machine.
Or it might lead to mass suicides. Either way, Earth 10 would be a better place, relatively.Speaking of truth, a good way towards reforming Earth-10's society would be to find the local Spear of Destiny and get Diana to inject some Truth into it. Might do that world a whole lot of good if that remark about the lasso is anything to go with.
Speaking of truth, a good way towards reforming Earth-10's society would be to find the local Spear of Destiny and get Diana to inject some Truth into it. Might do that world a whole lot of good if that remark about the lasso is anything to go with.
Or it might lead to mass suicides. Either way, Earth 10 would be a better place, relatively.
So, not quite the golden eagle armour for either of them. Kind of surprised they didn't 'add a little hot-rod red in there'... But painting it would probably waste time.After all, Diana's likely be throwing hands against Demon-Superman, and that's probably not conducive to maintaining a good finish on her new armour.16th September 2012
23:37 GMT +1
Atom Man watches as I bring the plane construct in to land on the Wewelsburg landing area. Diana looks godly in her golden orichalcum armour, even if she's going to reek of sweat in an hour or so. Wonder Woman 10 -her name's Artemis, and I kind of remember an Amazon by that name- looks like a Wonder Woman.
I plan to keep calling it Earth-Hell, since that's basically what it is right now... Still, amusing that he points that out, if only in his head."Orange Lantern. You were successful, or are these friends from your home country?"
"Both. Allow me to properly introduce Princess Diana of Themyscira Six Six Six-" A number which was just asking for something like this to happen. "-and Artemis of Themyscira Ten."
And of course he's concerned about that. Worried about your racial purity being defiled by associating with a couple of beautiful - if 'subhuman' - women?He regards them each for a moment.
"And what is their racial background?"
Still, if it gets him to be willing to work with you... Or rather, get his kryptonite lasers on your side...
Because the original Golem tale is a Jewish thing. I would not be surprised if Jewish communities somewhere actually did send some into battle against the Nazis."Ah… The red head appears to be a mixture of Middle-Eastern and European descent and the Princess is… Clay brought to life by the Hellenistic gods, so I don't know what that counts as?"
"A golem? I've had bad experiences-."
...Okay. To save time: Where?"Wrong god. Look, do you have some sort of museum for equipment taken from Allied superheroes during the Second World War?"
"Museum? No. We have research laboratories, but everything from the Second Great War has been studied extensively. Anything that wasn't destroyed would be in secure storage."
Not the time for a dick-waving contest, man."Can you check whether that includes a golden lasso? You were right, there was a Wonder Woman who fought for the allies, and if any of her equipment survived-."
"Then we would keep it and not return it to the allies of our former enemies."
Oh, thank you, gracious sir knight... You aren't getting it back, though, so don't ask."Have you checked? Because if you haven't got it, then this will be a pointless argument."
"Hold on." He's quiet for several moment. "Yes. Ah. Under the circumstances, I believe that we can release it to you."
Gee, who'd have thought seeing the unabashed Truth about yourself would be painfully deleterious to your mental health?"Oh?"
"It appears to be a magic artefact, and causes psychological harm to anyone who touches it. We tried to destroy it several times"
As mentioned earlier, that is the whole drama of the 'Golden Perfect' storyline in JLA. It was especially amusing to see the Justice League of the time reduced to their public perception selves. Poor Kyle Rayner briefly turned into Hal Jordan!"Don't try and destroy it. I've seen what happens, it's not good."
"The researchers got interested when they couldn't, but they couldn't get a sample of the material. It's actually on the site, if-."
...Not wasting any time, I see. Though I suspect the Nazi's might be a little upset by the noise...There's a bang and a crash and shouts from somewhere south of us, then Diana and Artemis fly back onto the landing pad. Diana has the lasso twisted around her right arm and Artemis dusts some brick dust off her right shoulder.
"I have it."
...I repeat, you are not getting it back. Hang your 'data'..."Diana, I understand how important the lasso is in Amazon culture, but we're going to have to persuade groups of people who don't like each other to work together to make this work, and it would be helpful if you didn't demolish their buildings."
"No, no." Atom Man is studying her. "National Socialist ideology respects strength. And she's the first person we've seen who could wield it since the original Wonder Woman. It's worthwhile data."
Let it go, OL. You're just pissing into the wind at this point.Artemis narrows her eyes. "You aren't getting it back."
"Artemis, were you listening to me. We haven't agreed any terms, and committing yourself to a position at this point…"
Presumably not interested in the local odours? If you know what I mean? <casts side-eyes at Atom Man...>She floats upwards and then shoots into the air with a sneer.
"I'm sorry about-."
...Why did I know he was going to say that? Figures, he's an amazon chaser.Atom Man's eyes follow her as she vanishes from sight.
"No, no, that's fine. Is she married?"
...Two words for you, Atom boy: Homonormative. Culture.Diana's jaw tightens.
"Um. I.. didn't think-."
"She's European. It doesn't matter if she comes from an isolated island somewhere. She can learn culture."
Yeah, That twanging sound was Diana's last straw snapping like a high-tension cable..."I don't think it would work, and please leave off pursuing her until after the mission is complete."
"Who is in command here?"
"Oh, it's just you. I thought something actually dangerous was happening..." But decent response time, given she was likely resting?Atom Man turns back to Diana. "The Bat. But he's an old man and he's in bed. Donner should have heard-."
Ms. Brauer lands on the landing pad, clenches her fists as she sees Diana and then relaxes slightly as she sees me.
Ah, Magala agreed to take a trip? Hope you got someone on duty to guard the squishy wizard."Lantern?"
"Restoring Diana was completely successful. Glad to see that you're feeling better. I also got a magic user, though one of my-"
...Best she keeps her hood up, I think, given her usual depiction on the comics (a dark-skinned, heavy-browed woman, since she was originally written as a reborn Neanderthal.)Magala nervously sticks her head out of the construct aircraft.
"-other possibles turned me down."
Probably a good thing she's in the closet, and in a committed relationship, or her next words might well be "Are you doing anything after this? Because I'm available." She might still want to watch out for that lasso...Ms. Brauer walks up to Diana and extends her right hand.
"Hallo. I'm Donner."
Presumably, her plan is to tie him in it and force him to reveal how he changed. And then force the cause out of him...Diana steps forward to shake the proffered limb. "Diana. Will you be taking part in the attack?"
"That's what I'm for. Is the lasso part of the plan for defeating the Over Overman?"
Fortunately, it didn't play out like that in the Earth-16 Jarhanpur situation. Thanks to OL's diplomatic intervention, at least."It might be. The lasso is unbreakable. We might be able to use it to restrain Superman." She turns to me. "What do you mean, you know what happens if it breaks?"
"The concept of truth breaks down and reality becomes perception. Please don't break it. And please accept that however much you don't like it, if someone bound by it says something then they're speaking the truth."
Of course, nothing means he has to say which universe he saw it happen in."That sounded specific. How do you know-?"
"This isn't my first parallel universe. Things happen. Donner, is the wizard awake yet?"
And if that fails, an application of Truth might help."Yes, but he's not very coherent."
Diana nods. "I will talk to him. Perhaps our shared experiences will enable me able to reach him."
...Oh, yeah. Because why would Wolf Kreiger have a portal spell that didn't cause as much suffering as possible to someone? That might be well why the Kryptonians haven't come through yet: Superman-16 would be more than a little reluctant to see someone die for it..."I'll prepare a ritual space for him to work. Atom Man, can you tell the garrison commander to work with me? I suspect that we'll need fortifications, and I imagine you'd prefer it if they weren't AI controlled."
"I will do that. Will we need human sacrifices?"
And even then, you might want to check a death-row prisoner's credentials before using him as fuel... I have no doubt the Nazis have different opinions on what constitutes capital crimes around here..."I… Really hope not?"
"I ask because we don't have any detainment centres near here, so if you want them here within an hour we should notify them now."
"Let's-. Let's not jump the gun. I'll get to work."
Feels kind of awkward. Perhaps 'other' or 'evil' might work better?
16th September 2012
23:37 GMT +1
to anyone who touches it. We tried to destroy it several times"."
"Let's-. Let's not jump the gun. I'll get to work."
There's also the Red Son story line with Soviet Superman. Diana breaks the Lasso with a muscle flex and declaring her mother was right. Don't know what actually happened to her but she gets white hair and kinda old.how does he even know that
is there a comic issue where some one actually broke the lasso and reality shit itself ?
And please accept that however much you don't like it, if someone bound by it says something then they're speaking the truth."
Didn't know that. I just assumed it was "If it was for the lasso of truth compelling only the truth I wouldn't believe it" practically being a catch phrase of hers from the comments. Or so I have heard. So he was saying that to head off those wasted seconds.It happened in the same issue of Justice League that introduced Rama Khan. Basically, both he and the mother of the child he chose as his successor believed they were telling the absolute Truth, and Diana couldn't reconcile it, causing the 'Golden Perfect' of the lasso to shatter.
Things got worse in the next issue, as reality starts being defined by belief, up to and including the Earth briefly turning flat.
The final issue of the story wraps it up as Diana manages to sort things out, and reassemble the Lasso. Unfortunately, Rama Khan's kingdom doesn't survive the process...
(Commentary soonish!)
Paul getting a taste of own medicine is as bittersweet as I thought it would be. I did not anticipate it coming from the Nazi's.I swear, Atom Man is determined to give me mood whiplash every other sentence.
Paul getting a taste of own medicine is as bittersweet as I thought it would be. I did not anticipate it coming from the Nazi's.
I've come to a horrible realization: The Life Entity. The thing that birthed the others and tied to Life of the whole entire universe chills out in Earth yeh? What if all that demon power corrupts the Life Entity? Demon Universe. (个_个) OMG that terrifying
That may not happen either because the Life Entity isn't on Earth, the demons can't access it, or it can't be corrupted.
Points. Nine points of the law. The meaning is that of the basic legal principles in British law (depending on the era and source, there were anywhere from nine to twelve, though the saying makes no sense with nine), nine of them were about how to adjudicate who has possession of a thing. Because possession is complicated. This is almost the literal opposite of what people use it to mean now.They say that possession is 9/10s of the law, and... hey, the wonder women have just taken possession of the lasso back.
...Best she keeps her hood up, I think, given her usual depiction on the comics (a dark-skinned, heavy-browed woman, since she was originally written as a reborn Neanderthal.)
Wow. Comics are stupid.Basically, both he and the mother of the child he chose as his successor believed they were telling the absolute Truth, and Diana couldn't reconcile it, causing the 'Golden Perfect' of the lasso to shatter.