Uncomplicated Good Works (part 21)
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24th December 2012
10:13 GMT +3
"Forum wrangled?"
Kon nods, glancing down towards it from the edge of the palace plaza. "Eventually. Grandma's meeting up with a guy from the State Department to… Start the process of writing up a treaty."
I frown. "I thought they already had one."
"Yeah, but you know it was written for Mom and the occasional visitor."
I shrug. "Sure, numbers are up, but it's not exactly a flood of Amazons."
"I dunno then. They wanted a meeting, and Grandma thought it was a good idea."
"Is this..? After the presidential handover, or before? Horne's still in charge until next year, but I doubt a career bureaucrat is going to enact the old boss's policy when the new boss might just reverse it."
"I guess. But it's like you said, Themyscira's not that big. I guess there's a lot of stuff that the President doesn't need to get personally involved in."
"Yes. Though it would be a nice way for Horne to finish his term."
Kon frowns. "Is Knight being President going to change anything?"
"It might be slightly easier to improve American defence policy. And he gave the impression that he plans on spreading taxpayer cash around the place, so if you've got any investments it would be a good time to review them."
"I mean, about Themyscira. Or Brazil, or Atlantis."
"I don't think so. Brazil, maybe. He made a few noises about thinking that Horne didn't deal with Swamp Thing's attack on Gotham particularly well."
That was how his fairly mild statement was portrayed, anyway. And that's something that he understands and that I've noticed Horne doesn't. But Horne can retire knowing that he did an okay job in trying times, which is all most of us can hope for.
Kon smiles. "I guess as long as he's not planning on attacking any more cities it shouldn't be a problem."
We look at each other for a moment.
"I'll check today." / "You should probably-."
Kon smiles, nodding. "How come he isn't in Brazil?"
"Because he likes Louisiana. Or.. because he thinks that Euanthe and Doctor Isley have it covered. I don't know."
"So, what are you doing for Christmas?"
"Jade couldn't get the time off work, so Alan, Guy and me are flying to the Reach periphery to spend the day there. Her whole squad's going to try eating traditional Earth food, so I'm.. packing extra sick bags. Paula's spending it with the Allen family. You?"
"Grandma decided that… Ah…"
"Themyscira isn't doing Christmas after what happened last year."
"Yeah. So Mom and me are going to spend it with M'gann and Mister J'onzz. M'gann got fed up with him always taking console duty on Christmas."
"So who's on duty?"
"Doctor Mist and Rocket Red. Kinda surprised, but apparently Rocket Red doesn't celebrate Christmas."
"The Soviet Union used to take atheism seriously. And I guess that being posted to Siberia meant that he's used to not getting home all that often. Oh."
I take his present out of subspace and hand it over.
"Happy Christmas. Oh, and-"
An orange shimmer.
"-this one's for Wolf."
"Thanks! I've-" He crouches down and pulls a wrapped box out of his satchel. "-got yours here."
Hm. Cube, about five centimetres along each side. No sound when I rattle it-.
"You gonna open it?"
"No, of course not. Christmas day is tomorrow, that would-."
Kon looks a little guilty as the paper falls off my present to him.
"Though naturally, Themyscira has different customs."
"A.. book? In kryptonese. Ah… Collection, before Vrang, stories? Kryptonian folk tales?"
"The Daxamites weren't using it."
He looks a little awkward. "Did you steal this?"
"As I understand the Daxamite religion, they consider owning information on pre-exodus society as heresy. So no, because it's-"
He smiles, shaking his head.
"-legally unowned."
"Thanks. I'll tell them that when they come and arrest me."
"No, Kon. You say 'I've never seen this before, but some really suspicious Orange guy was hanging around here earlier'."
"Yeah, I'll do that. Have a great Christmas with the Reach."
He hesitates, but I walk towards him instead and we embrace.
"I'll see you when I get back. Have fun with M'gann."
I
step out, homing in on the odd feeling of Swamp Thing's emotions before
appearing in Louisiana.
24th December 2012
02:17 GMT -5
"Merry Ch-."
He's sitting amongst a series of plants I don't recognise, vines running from them to his spinal area. It's dark, but the area is dimly illuminated with bioluminescent plants.
"Christmas, Swamp Thing."
"Hello, Orange Lantern. What brings you here?"
That was a surprisingly normal couple of sentences.
"President-Elect Knight made noises about being unhappy about Gotham. I thought that I'd check in with you just in case you had other problems you were getting annoyed about."
"No, I'm fine, Tefé is fine, and so is Abigail. Thank you for checking."
"Um."
"You're wondering about this? I once made a bio-computer to try and work out what to do about Sprout. But I didn't know much about magic. Doctor Isley helped me design this. Thinking is far easier, now. I know I should keep my head down. Don't worry about it. Merry Christmas."
I nod, and
vanish.
10:13 GMT +3
"Forum wrangled?"
Kon nods, glancing down towards it from the edge of the palace plaza. "Eventually. Grandma's meeting up with a guy from the State Department to… Start the process of writing up a treaty."
I frown. "I thought they already had one."
"Yeah, but you know it was written for Mom and the occasional visitor."
I shrug. "Sure, numbers are up, but it's not exactly a flood of Amazons."
"I dunno then. They wanted a meeting, and Grandma thought it was a good idea."
"Is this..? After the presidential handover, or before? Horne's still in charge until next year, but I doubt a career bureaucrat is going to enact the old boss's policy when the new boss might just reverse it."
"I guess. But it's like you said, Themyscira's not that big. I guess there's a lot of stuff that the President doesn't need to get personally involved in."
"Yes. Though it would be a nice way for Horne to finish his term."
Kon frowns. "Is Knight being President going to change anything?"
"It might be slightly easier to improve American defence policy. And he gave the impression that he plans on spreading taxpayer cash around the place, so if you've got any investments it would be a good time to review them."
"I mean, about Themyscira. Or Brazil, or Atlantis."
"I don't think so. Brazil, maybe. He made a few noises about thinking that Horne didn't deal with Swamp Thing's attack on Gotham particularly well."
That was how his fairly mild statement was portrayed, anyway. And that's something that he understands and that I've noticed Horne doesn't. But Horne can retire knowing that he did an okay job in trying times, which is all most of us can hope for.
Kon smiles. "I guess as long as he's not planning on attacking any more cities it shouldn't be a problem."
We look at each other for a moment.
"I'll check today." / "You should probably-."
Kon smiles, nodding. "How come he isn't in Brazil?"
"Because he likes Louisiana. Or.. because he thinks that Euanthe and Doctor Isley have it covered. I don't know."
"So, what are you doing for Christmas?"
"Jade couldn't get the time off work, so Alan, Guy and me are flying to the Reach periphery to spend the day there. Her whole squad's going to try eating traditional Earth food, so I'm.. packing extra sick bags. Paula's spending it with the Allen family. You?"
"Grandma decided that… Ah…"
"Themyscira isn't doing Christmas after what happened last year."
"Yeah. So Mom and me are going to spend it with M'gann and Mister J'onzz. M'gann got fed up with him always taking console duty on Christmas."
"So who's on duty?"
"Doctor Mist and Rocket Red. Kinda surprised, but apparently Rocket Red doesn't celebrate Christmas."
"The Soviet Union used to take atheism seriously. And I guess that being posted to Siberia meant that he's used to not getting home all that often. Oh."
I take his present out of subspace and hand it over.
"Happy Christmas. Oh, and-"
An orange shimmer.
"-this one's for Wolf."
"Thanks! I've-" He crouches down and pulls a wrapped box out of his satchel. "-got yours here."
Hm. Cube, about five centimetres along each side. No sound when I rattle it-.
"You gonna open it?"
"No, of course not. Christmas day is tomorrow, that would-."
Kon looks a little guilty as the paper falls off my present to him.
"Though naturally, Themyscira has different customs."
"A.. book? In kryptonese. Ah… Collection, before Vrang, stories? Kryptonian folk tales?"
"The Daxamites weren't using it."
He looks a little awkward. "Did you steal this?"
"As I understand the Daxamite religion, they consider owning information on pre-exodus society as heresy. So no, because it's-"
He smiles, shaking his head.
"-legally unowned."
"Thanks. I'll tell them that when they come and arrest me."
"No, Kon. You say 'I've never seen this before, but some really suspicious Orange guy was hanging around here earlier'."
"Yeah, I'll do that. Have a great Christmas with the Reach."
He hesitates, but I walk towards him instead and we embrace.
"I'll see you when I get back. Have fun with M'gann."
I
step out, homing in on the odd feeling of Swamp Thing's emotions before
appearing in Louisiana.
24th December 2012
02:17 GMT -5
"Merry Ch-."
He's sitting amongst a series of plants I don't recognise, vines running from them to his spinal area. It's dark, but the area is dimly illuminated with bioluminescent plants.
"Christmas, Swamp Thing."
"Hello, Orange Lantern. What brings you here?"
That was a surprisingly normal couple of sentences.
"President-Elect Knight made noises about being unhappy about Gotham. I thought that I'd check in with you just in case you had other problems you were getting annoyed about."
"No, I'm fine, Tefé is fine, and so is Abigail. Thank you for checking."
"Um."
"You're wondering about this? I once made a bio-computer to try and work out what to do about Sprout. But I didn't know much about magic. Doctor Isley helped me design this. Thinking is far easier, now. I know I should keep my head down. Don't worry about it. Merry Christmas."
I nod, and
vanish.
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