Back Door (part 1)
Mr Zoat
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Back Door
6th July 2012
22:12 GMT +2
Mr. B'lanx looks out across the Bir Tawil desert.
"It does look a little like the surface of Mars. Though it feels a lot hotter."
"Is it a problem for you?"
His outline shifts as he assumes a humanoid shape and… Darkens his skin.
"No. Becoming a Black Martian makes-" I wince inwardly. "-this a good deal more comfortable."
"I thought the reason you didn't just go Green or Red was that other Martians could always tell."
"Ways of thinking… Parts of our core psychological identity, are transferred in the womb. But if we're changed enough by our experiences that we think in ways unlike the Whites back home… Why not become something else?"
"White pride?"
"You proved that there's no real difference between the colours. If that's true, why should I take pride in result of a coin toss?"
…
I need to get this guy off Earth, don't I?
"What did you think about Colu?"
"So much refined metal. I'd never seen so much in any one place before. And the animals were so… Tame. Constricted. On Mars the minds of the animals inside the rock are a constant presence wherever you go. In the one city I've ever lived in, anyway."
Yes, a bit of a shame about Colu's entire biosphere. Nothing was ever allowed to go entirely extinct, but the planet has absolutely no 'unregulated' wildlife. No forests or jungles outside of parks where everything is monitored and controlled. The Computer Tyrants were in the process of shutting a lot of them down, but the biological Coluans appear to like them.
"Do you miss them?"
"When you're working long shifts and banned from most public places of entertainment, you learn to make your own fun. Taming animals, training them… It was a fairly common pastime."
He gazes off towards the horizon for a few moments.
"Why are there no humans here?"
"The two neighbouring countries can't agree on who owns it. This is the part they both say that the other owns. Then Orange Lantern Manga Khan decided to build this trade post. We locked it down after he left and L.E.G.I.O.N. have been using it as an outpost. In the event of things working out differently on Mars I was planning on offering it to you."
"That doesn't explain why this area is so empty."
"Too hot, too dry, not enough natural resources. And no one wanted to pick a fight with me to break in during the gap between Khan leaving and L.E.G.I.O.N. arriving."
"Ah."
"So… As I said, you and your people are free to wander in the countries immediately abutting this territory, though you'll be expected to comply with local law. The L.E.G.I.O.N. fleet will be pulling out in a few weeks and your people will be able to travel with them then."
The Earth is… Recovering, from the Sheeda. We've regained satellite coverage and have a full accounting of the dead. More or less. I… Remember an age-of-sail style science fiction story where after a major civil war ravaged human space the most powerful worlds left were places that had been minor colonies when the war happened. That was because everywhere larger was smashed flat by mass drivers and then chain nuked just to make sure. The only places that weren't were the places no one could be bothered to attack.
Something not entirely unlike that is happening here, only it's the middle that was eliminated. Up and coming powers like Brazil-. Accalacan now, obviously, and India, were smashed. Large chunks of the population vanished, large pieces of infrastructure destroyed and government officials killed. India's.. actually undergoing an effective breakdown in central government, with minority Muslim and Sikh groups… Not pressing for independence so much as assuming it.
The top tier nations that could defend their populations somewhat effectively were least affected physically but were so dependent financially on global systems that aren't working now that they're having to engage in major… 'Restructuring'. Confidence in money is at an eighty year low, barter has re-emerged in a lot of places and unemployment has spiked.
The only real beneficiaries -other than the native tribes of South America, because even places outside of Accalacan are having to change their policies on that issue- are European farmers, who have found demand increasing both due to the difficulty in continuing imports and a new wave of government self-sufficiency initiatives. And even there, a lot of places have switched from tractors to horses due to the higher fuel costs, because the Sheeda were happy to target both oil wells and oil tankers.
Thank goodness for Atlantis. Otherwise I'd find myself using the phrase 'oceanic apocalypse' to describe what happened to our fish stocks.
"How do most humans feel about Martians?"
"About the same as how you feel about the Ungarans."
"The who?" … "Oh. But J'onn J'onzz has been on Earth for years?"
"Yes, but humans aren't usually telepathic. Only a very small percentage of our population has met him, and he usually adopts a human shape so they wouldn't necessarily know that they had."
"You don't have recording devices?"
"Yes, but picture and sound recordings are less immediate than telepathic records of sensory inputs. It's not as… Real. We have a lot of strange people flying around; one saying that he comes from Mars doesn't mean anything special."
"What about J'onn J'aarkn? Or M'gann M'orzz?"
"Mister J'aarkn was known to be an actor, and most people assume the rest is a special effect. M'gann hasn't been here all that long. And they both came here individually with great difficulty. A few thousand people all at once are a rather different prospect."
"Are they afraid of us?"
"No, it's not that. Imagine… You lived in an all White neighbourhood?"
"Yes."
"Now imagine if Prince J'emm walked down your street. He doesn't believe in Neapolitanism, but he looks a lot like the people who do and he could get you in a lot of trouble if he wanted to."
"Ah. I see."
"If you go for a walk, you'll be the first Martian virtually anyone you meet will have met. So make an effort to make a good impression."
"I will. And I think I will go for a flight now." He rises off the platform. "I'm not used to such freedom, and I doubt that I will have it as part of L.E.G.I.O.N."
"Probably not." I wave as he pulls away. "Have fun!"
"Is this how your days are usually spent?"
I look around as Lantern Gozzi approaches from the base's interior.
"Roughly. It's a very varied job. Are you staying on, or…" I hold out my right hand in a catching gesture. "Are you heading back to Amalak?"
"Do you have any plans to fight Vril Dox?"
"I don't. I would be astonished if Vril Dox the Second didn't. Why?"
"Part of why I stayed in Vega was to avoid him and his minions. If he were killed, I would have considerably more latitude in my movements."
"True. So do you want to head out with the fleet and find out what our Dox is planning before making a final decision?"
"Yes." She holds up her ring and stares at it for a moment. "I do."
6th July 2012
22:12 GMT +2
Mr. B'lanx looks out across the Bir Tawil desert.
"It does look a little like the surface of Mars. Though it feels a lot hotter."
"Is it a problem for you?"
His outline shifts as he assumes a humanoid shape and… Darkens his skin.
"No. Becoming a Black Martian makes-" I wince inwardly. "-this a good deal more comfortable."
"I thought the reason you didn't just go Green or Red was that other Martians could always tell."
"Ways of thinking… Parts of our core psychological identity, are transferred in the womb. But if we're changed enough by our experiences that we think in ways unlike the Whites back home… Why not become something else?"
"White pride?"
"You proved that there's no real difference between the colours. If that's true, why should I take pride in result of a coin toss?"
…
I need to get this guy off Earth, don't I?
"What did you think about Colu?"
"So much refined metal. I'd never seen so much in any one place before. And the animals were so… Tame. Constricted. On Mars the minds of the animals inside the rock are a constant presence wherever you go. In the one city I've ever lived in, anyway."
Yes, a bit of a shame about Colu's entire biosphere. Nothing was ever allowed to go entirely extinct, but the planet has absolutely no 'unregulated' wildlife. No forests or jungles outside of parks where everything is monitored and controlled. The Computer Tyrants were in the process of shutting a lot of them down, but the biological Coluans appear to like them.
"Do you miss them?"
"When you're working long shifts and banned from most public places of entertainment, you learn to make your own fun. Taming animals, training them… It was a fairly common pastime."
He gazes off towards the horizon for a few moments.
"Why are there no humans here?"
"The two neighbouring countries can't agree on who owns it. This is the part they both say that the other owns. Then Orange Lantern Manga Khan decided to build this trade post. We locked it down after he left and L.E.G.I.O.N. have been using it as an outpost. In the event of things working out differently on Mars I was planning on offering it to you."
"That doesn't explain why this area is so empty."
"Too hot, too dry, not enough natural resources. And no one wanted to pick a fight with me to break in during the gap between Khan leaving and L.E.G.I.O.N. arriving."
"Ah."
"So… As I said, you and your people are free to wander in the countries immediately abutting this territory, though you'll be expected to comply with local law. The L.E.G.I.O.N. fleet will be pulling out in a few weeks and your people will be able to travel with them then."
The Earth is… Recovering, from the Sheeda. We've regained satellite coverage and have a full accounting of the dead. More or less. I… Remember an age-of-sail style science fiction story where after a major civil war ravaged human space the most powerful worlds left were places that had been minor colonies when the war happened. That was because everywhere larger was smashed flat by mass drivers and then chain nuked just to make sure. The only places that weren't were the places no one could be bothered to attack.
Something not entirely unlike that is happening here, only it's the middle that was eliminated. Up and coming powers like Brazil-. Accalacan now, obviously, and India, were smashed. Large chunks of the population vanished, large pieces of infrastructure destroyed and government officials killed. India's.. actually undergoing an effective breakdown in central government, with minority Muslim and Sikh groups… Not pressing for independence so much as assuming it.
The top tier nations that could defend their populations somewhat effectively were least affected physically but were so dependent financially on global systems that aren't working now that they're having to engage in major… 'Restructuring'. Confidence in money is at an eighty year low, barter has re-emerged in a lot of places and unemployment has spiked.
The only real beneficiaries -other than the native tribes of South America, because even places outside of Accalacan are having to change their policies on that issue- are European farmers, who have found demand increasing both due to the difficulty in continuing imports and a new wave of government self-sufficiency initiatives. And even there, a lot of places have switched from tractors to horses due to the higher fuel costs, because the Sheeda were happy to target both oil wells and oil tankers.
Thank goodness for Atlantis. Otherwise I'd find myself using the phrase 'oceanic apocalypse' to describe what happened to our fish stocks.
"How do most humans feel about Martians?"
"About the same as how you feel about the Ungarans."
"The who?" … "Oh. But J'onn J'onzz has been on Earth for years?"
"Yes, but humans aren't usually telepathic. Only a very small percentage of our population has met him, and he usually adopts a human shape so they wouldn't necessarily know that they had."
"You don't have recording devices?"
"Yes, but picture and sound recordings are less immediate than telepathic records of sensory inputs. It's not as… Real. We have a lot of strange people flying around; one saying that he comes from Mars doesn't mean anything special."
"What about J'onn J'aarkn? Or M'gann M'orzz?"
"Mister J'aarkn was known to be an actor, and most people assume the rest is a special effect. M'gann hasn't been here all that long. And they both came here individually with great difficulty. A few thousand people all at once are a rather different prospect."
"Are they afraid of us?"
"No, it's not that. Imagine… You lived in an all White neighbourhood?"
"Yes."
"Now imagine if Prince J'emm walked down your street. He doesn't believe in Neapolitanism, but he looks a lot like the people who do and he could get you in a lot of trouble if he wanted to."
"Ah. I see."
"If you go for a walk, you'll be the first Martian virtually anyone you meet will have met. So make an effort to make a good impression."
"I will. And I think I will go for a flight now." He rises off the platform. "I'm not used to such freedom, and I doubt that I will have it as part of L.E.G.I.O.N."
"Probably not." I wave as he pulls away. "Have fun!"
"Is this how your days are usually spent?"
I look around as Lantern Gozzi approaches from the base's interior.
"Roughly. It's a very varied job. Are you staying on, or…" I hold out my right hand in a catching gesture. "Are you heading back to Amalak?"
"Do you have any plans to fight Vril Dox?"
"I don't. I would be astonished if Vril Dox the Second didn't. Why?"
"Part of why I stayed in Vega was to avoid him and his minions. If he were killed, I would have considerably more latitude in my movements."
"True. So do you want to head out with the fleet and find out what our Dox is planning before making a final decision?"
"Yes." She holds up her ring and stares at it for a moment. "I do."
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