Future Tense (part 5)
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13th September 2012
08:02 GMT -5
"Oh." Kara blinks, stepping back into her apartment. "Hey Paul. And-. Oh."
"Morning, Kara. This is-."
Dana waves. "Hey, I'm-."
Kara nods, a strained smile on her face. "Another Supergirl."
I grin. "I know. One more and I get a free one. I'm hoping for Cir-El."
Kara frowns. "But-? Cir-El isn't even a Kryptonian name. Do you know a Kryptonian with that name?"
"One of my parallel universe doppelgängers met her."
That's a great general excuse for knowing things that I shouldn't know, and I intend to use it for everything.
"Nice girl. Has an ongoing grudge against Brainiac, which is perfect for me."
"Okay. Ah, why are you here?"
"Someone just took a shot at her with a bullet that looked like it might have actually hurt her. And if it could hurt her then it might be able to hurt you and I wanted to check that you're not still using-."
"No, no, no I'm not. I've been getting more used to using my abilities, and… When I.. fought against the Sheeda, I… I think I found out why Kal does it."
"Wait, you weren't-" Dana frowns. "-a superhero?"
"No, I'm-. Look, do you want to come in?"
I nod. "Thank you."
She retreats into the kitchen, and Dana and I follow her. Dana's looking around more than I am; Kara hasn't changed much since I last visited but I suppose that from Dana's point of view this place is an important historical artefact.
"This isn't the right place."
Or possibly not.
"I thought you'd stopped worrying about that."
Kara retakes her position at the kitchen table and looks at me.
"Stopped worrying about what?"
"I'm from the future, and some people there want Paul to stop changing history."
"I didn't think you were changing history."
"You weren't supposed to get out of the asteroid yet."
She blinks, frowning at Dana. "Was I..? Supposed to die?"
"No! No, not die." Dana frowns. "Why would you die in a suspended animation pod?"
"Because it was heavily damaged and leaking while stuck in a kryptonite asteroid."
"It was?"
Kara looks at me. "Is this why you get annoyed when people from the future don't know who you are?"
"At least they've heard of you!"
"I've heard of both of you. And I.. don't actually think it matters that you got out a little early."
"'Don't actually think it matters'-. Do you know what that sort of kryptonite exposure can do to a kryptonian brain, to say nothing of starvation and oxygen deprivation?!"
"It didn't look like you had any problems in the videos I saw."
"The videos that survived the Reach occupation and the centuries it took to rebuild civilisation?"
"No, the videos that got recovered from Reach intelligence databases after the restoration. They wanted to know how kryptonian bodies worked, and there's only so much you can learn from-. Ah."
"From?"
"The Reach conquered the Earth. What do you think happened to the defenders?"
Kara regards Dana quizzically. "So in this future I got brain damaged and died? I think I prefer this timeline."
"It doesn't matter because it's not happening-."
"And why do none of the other Supergirls dress like Kryptonians?"
"Because none of them are actually from Krypton. Their first exposure to Kryptonian dress was Kal-El's costume."
She smiles wryly. "It's a little depressing to think that our lasting contribution to galactic culture will be Kal-El's pyjamas."
My eyes widen.
"No."
She looks at me. "Wait, you didn't know that?"
"It's not like he tells people. I thought the Ophidian and I were doing fashion a service by hiding his trunks."
Dana blinks. "That's-. I'm wearing kryptonian pyjamas?"
"That's more a.. swimsuit. And that's not what the House El sigil looks like."
"Maybe it is when someone with-" Dana puts her hands to her breasts and presses slightly. "-my figure wears it."
"I can do spatial warp calculations in my head. I accounted for your mammographic topography; it's still wrong."
"Ladies, you're both very pretty. If we could return to the assassination?"
"Are you sure they weren't aiming for you?"
Dana nods. "That's what I said."
"The round pierced the force field but not my construct barrier. Anyone aiming at a Lantern would either have a way to get through their construct defences or use overwhelming force. Kryptonians don't usually wear exotic shields but do have innate organic force fields."
"A round? Was it supersonic?"
"No."
"Then I can just catch it or dodge?"
"It didn't make significant noise until it hit the shield, so you might not hear it in time."
"I can hear things humans can't." She closes her eyes for a moment and shakes her head. "What would you like me to do?"
"Stay off the streets as much as possible and wear a protective ward. A shielding ward, rather than an anti-magic ward. Something that people on the surface don't know how to bypass yet. Dana and I are going to investigate, but I'd like to know that you're safe."
"I can do that." She regards Dana for a moment. "So what was the dead future me supposed to have done?"
08:02 GMT -5
"Oh." Kara blinks, stepping back into her apartment. "Hey Paul. And-. Oh."
"Morning, Kara. This is-."
Dana waves. "Hey, I'm-."
Kara nods, a strained smile on her face. "Another Supergirl."
I grin. "I know. One more and I get a free one. I'm hoping for Cir-El."
Kara frowns. "But-? Cir-El isn't even a Kryptonian name. Do you know a Kryptonian with that name?"
"One of my parallel universe doppelgängers met her."
That's a great general excuse for knowing things that I shouldn't know, and I intend to use it for everything.
"Nice girl. Has an ongoing grudge against Brainiac, which is perfect for me."
"Okay. Ah, why are you here?"
"Someone just took a shot at her with a bullet that looked like it might have actually hurt her. And if it could hurt her then it might be able to hurt you and I wanted to check that you're not still using-."
"No, no, no I'm not. I've been getting more used to using my abilities, and… When I.. fought against the Sheeda, I… I think I found out why Kal does it."
"Wait, you weren't-" Dana frowns. "-a superhero?"
"No, I'm-. Look, do you want to come in?"
I nod. "Thank you."
She retreats into the kitchen, and Dana and I follow her. Dana's looking around more than I am; Kara hasn't changed much since I last visited but I suppose that from Dana's point of view this place is an important historical artefact.
"This isn't the right place."
Or possibly not.
"I thought you'd stopped worrying about that."
Kara retakes her position at the kitchen table and looks at me.
"Stopped worrying about what?"
"I'm from the future, and some people there want Paul to stop changing history."
"I didn't think you were changing history."
"You weren't supposed to get out of the asteroid yet."
She blinks, frowning at Dana. "Was I..? Supposed to die?"
"No! No, not die." Dana frowns. "Why would you die in a suspended animation pod?"
"Because it was heavily damaged and leaking while stuck in a kryptonite asteroid."
"It was?"
Kara looks at me. "Is this why you get annoyed when people from the future don't know who you are?"
"At least they've heard of you!"
"I've heard of both of you. And I.. don't actually think it matters that you got out a little early."
"'Don't actually think it matters'-. Do you know what that sort of kryptonite exposure can do to a kryptonian brain, to say nothing of starvation and oxygen deprivation?!"
"It didn't look like you had any problems in the videos I saw."
"The videos that survived the Reach occupation and the centuries it took to rebuild civilisation?"
"No, the videos that got recovered from Reach intelligence databases after the restoration. They wanted to know how kryptonian bodies worked, and there's only so much you can learn from-. Ah."
"From?"
"The Reach conquered the Earth. What do you think happened to the defenders?"
Kara regards Dana quizzically. "So in this future I got brain damaged and died? I think I prefer this timeline."
"It doesn't matter because it's not happening-."
"And why do none of the other Supergirls dress like Kryptonians?"
"Because none of them are actually from Krypton. Their first exposure to Kryptonian dress was Kal-El's costume."
She smiles wryly. "It's a little depressing to think that our lasting contribution to galactic culture will be Kal-El's pyjamas."
My eyes widen.
"No."
She looks at me. "Wait, you didn't know that?"
"It's not like he tells people. I thought the Ophidian and I were doing fashion a service by hiding his trunks."
Dana blinks. "That's-. I'm wearing kryptonian pyjamas?"
"That's more a.. swimsuit. And that's not what the House El sigil looks like."
"Maybe it is when someone with-" Dana puts her hands to her breasts and presses slightly. "-my figure wears it."
"I can do spatial warp calculations in my head. I accounted for your mammographic topography; it's still wrong."
"Ladies, you're both very pretty. If we could return to the assassination?"
"Are you sure they weren't aiming for you?"
Dana nods. "That's what I said."
"The round pierced the force field but not my construct barrier. Anyone aiming at a Lantern would either have a way to get through their construct defences or use overwhelming force. Kryptonians don't usually wear exotic shields but do have innate organic force fields."
"A round? Was it supersonic?"
"No."
"Then I can just catch it or dodge?"
"It didn't make significant noise until it hit the shield, so you might not hear it in time."
"I can hear things humans can't." She closes her eyes for a moment and shakes her head. "What would you like me to do?"
"Stay off the streets as much as possible and wear a protective ward. A shielding ward, rather than an anti-magic ward. Something that people on the surface don't know how to bypass yet. Dana and I are going to investigate, but I'd like to know that you're safe."
"I can do that." She regards Dana for a moment. "So what was the dead future me supposed to have done?"
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